YAY! I love what I'm doing.no reviews yet.I'll continue! Soon going
to do Gandalf's.then Arwen.then Eowyn.maybe Elrond! Give me ideas on who
and what I should do. TA!
Disclaimer: I own LOTR?! Since when!!!!????
The very-secretive-and-yet-nobody-knows-about-it book of Aragorn, son of Arathorn
Day 2
Still no sign of Merry + Pippin.a twig! They went that way! Legolas the bald and Gimli the @$$hole looked at me.what? Nobody understands you when you're a Ranger. &*^% people.I'm doing my best! Suddenly, men on horses surround us.I speak in Elvish.Legolas laughs.told him to shut up.spoke in English.finally they understood me. They explain that they chased orcs.@#$%! That éomer guy told me to take a chill pill! I can't because I'm depressed about that Minas Tirith dude's death and I haven't zzzzzzzz.
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The very-confidential-and-yet-somehow-Gimli-knows flower diary of Legolas, son of Thronduil
Day 2
Laughed at Aragorn.told me to shut up. He was actually saying that their mothers screwed Saruman the White.now that's gross! I've got to think of other things than me being bald.wait a minute! I'M BALD!?!?!?! AAAGH!!!! Saw a shadow lurking nearby.hmm.I wonder if I should tell Aragorn that the lurking shadow is Arwen.plan to flirt with her.but.I'm bald! Those men from Rohan are either gay or they were smirking at me for some absurd reason, haven't they ever seen a bald elf?! Hmph! Must make a potion able to make my hair grow back. Thinking and rethinking of doing a mohawk.still stumped. I'll think about it later.
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The very-distinguishable-and-yet-nobody-gives-a-damn-extremely ruined and dusty notebook of Gimli, son of Gloin
Day 2
The bald elf is pondering of something.ah well! I don't really give a damn! Aragorn is dozing off now, before he seemed to have caught a glimpse of something in the forest. I still hear him talking in his sleep.something about how he called Arwen Tuniviel or something like that.anyways I thought that he was loner.it appears that I was wrong.he's a really annoying and arrogant loner! Still thinking of that Minas Tirith dude's name.Boneheadmir?.Borrowme?.BoroAAAAH! I SAT ON A NEEDLE AAAGH! MY ASS! MY ASS! AND SOMEHOW I'M STILL WRITING! MY ASS! MY ASS!
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The still-secretive book of Aragorn, son of Arathorn
Day 3 Woke up peacefully, Gimli staring at me holding a needle.I jump with joy! She has come! Undomiel has come! I grab the needle which has a note. Master Dwarf tried to reade the letter, but he said that it was all Elvish to him.umm.it IS Elvish you @$$hole!!! It was clearly written:
To my Estel, I have searched for you, fortunately, I followed the trace of the orc corpses. I cannot show myself to you, for I fear that Legolas might try to flirt with me! But don't be surprised that you may possibly find me after nightfall.I hope that you didn't lose that pendant! Recover strength and do not fear. My love to you forever, Arwen P.S. Legolas has a flower diary!
(Sigh) When will Arwen stop.WHAT! Legolas has a flower diary?! And I gave that guy my extra Degree deoderant! What the?! Excuse Aragorn.he has.an important meeting with me. ~A
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The everybody-knows-for-some-unexplained-reason-and-yet-Legolas-knows-that- everybody-knows flower diary of Legolas, son of Thronduil
Day 3
I saw an odd shadow.must hurry to make a potion to grow my hair back! I wonder which cologne Arwen prefers.checked Aragorn's.Water of Bree.Weathertop smell.and.Water of Sweat and Grease! Ew! Yuck! Gross! I cannot work with this people!!! I guess that I'll use my Water of Beautifullness by Legolas. Suddenly realize that Aragorn isn't around.hmm.either he's in the boy's washroom or he's scavenging for another twig! Gimli breathing loudly.POOF! It's happening! My hair's growing back! YAY! TRALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL ALALALALALALALALALAL
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Day 3 Too pissed off to write.OUCH!
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The continuation of the still-secretive book of Aragorn, son of Arathorn
Day 3.later!
WOW! That was amazing.er.I mean what happened was um.Arwen and I discussed about what happened.since we missed each other.I made tea by using the athelas plant.very relaxing herb I must say.but that's what happened.HONEST! (crosses fingers) *Grins* O.K.! You want the truth?.I'll tell you tomorrow!
I know.this one was too long.but I have to study.Christmas Exams.just like my friend Indigo Star.try to write another day during the week-end.and don't forget.The Two Towers December 18th, 2002! Don't miss it! I know I won't! Happy Holidays! TA! (Runs in the forest and starts to sing in Elvish)
Disclaimer: I own LOTR?! Since when!!!!????
The very-secretive-and-yet-nobody-knows-about-it book of Aragorn, son of Arathorn
Day 2
Still no sign of Merry + Pippin.a twig! They went that way! Legolas the bald and Gimli the @$$hole looked at me.what? Nobody understands you when you're a Ranger. &*^% people.I'm doing my best! Suddenly, men on horses surround us.I speak in Elvish.Legolas laughs.told him to shut up.spoke in English.finally they understood me. They explain that they chased orcs.@#$%! That éomer guy told me to take a chill pill! I can't because I'm depressed about that Minas Tirith dude's death and I haven't zzzzzzzz.
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The very-confidential-and-yet-somehow-Gimli-knows flower diary of Legolas, son of Thronduil
Day 2
Laughed at Aragorn.told me to shut up. He was actually saying that their mothers screwed Saruman the White.now that's gross! I've got to think of other things than me being bald.wait a minute! I'M BALD!?!?!?! AAAGH!!!! Saw a shadow lurking nearby.hmm.I wonder if I should tell Aragorn that the lurking shadow is Arwen.plan to flirt with her.but.I'm bald! Those men from Rohan are either gay or they were smirking at me for some absurd reason, haven't they ever seen a bald elf?! Hmph! Must make a potion able to make my hair grow back. Thinking and rethinking of doing a mohawk.still stumped. I'll think about it later.
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The very-distinguishable-and-yet-nobody-gives-a-damn-extremely ruined and dusty notebook of Gimli, son of Gloin
Day 2
The bald elf is pondering of something.ah well! I don't really give a damn! Aragorn is dozing off now, before he seemed to have caught a glimpse of something in the forest. I still hear him talking in his sleep.something about how he called Arwen Tuniviel or something like that.anyways I thought that he was loner.it appears that I was wrong.he's a really annoying and arrogant loner! Still thinking of that Minas Tirith dude's name.Boneheadmir?.Borrowme?.BoroAAAAH! I SAT ON A NEEDLE AAAGH! MY ASS! MY ASS! AND SOMEHOW I'M STILL WRITING! MY ASS! MY ASS!
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The still-secretive book of Aragorn, son of Arathorn
Day 3 Woke up peacefully, Gimli staring at me holding a needle.I jump with joy! She has come! Undomiel has come! I grab the needle which has a note. Master Dwarf tried to reade the letter, but he said that it was all Elvish to him.umm.it IS Elvish you @$$hole!!! It was clearly written:
To my Estel, I have searched for you, fortunately, I followed the trace of the orc corpses. I cannot show myself to you, for I fear that Legolas might try to flirt with me! But don't be surprised that you may possibly find me after nightfall.I hope that you didn't lose that pendant! Recover strength and do not fear. My love to you forever, Arwen P.S. Legolas has a flower diary!
(Sigh) When will Arwen stop.WHAT! Legolas has a flower diary?! And I gave that guy my extra Degree deoderant! What the?! Excuse Aragorn.he has.an important meeting with me. ~A
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The everybody-knows-for-some-unexplained-reason-and-yet-Legolas-knows-that- everybody-knows flower diary of Legolas, son of Thronduil
Day 3
I saw an odd shadow.must hurry to make a potion to grow my hair back! I wonder which cologne Arwen prefers.checked Aragorn's.Water of Bree.Weathertop smell.and.Water of Sweat and Grease! Ew! Yuck! Gross! I cannot work with this people!!! I guess that I'll use my Water of Beautifullness by Legolas. Suddenly realize that Aragorn isn't around.hmm.either he's in the boy's washroom or he's scavenging for another twig! Gimli breathing loudly.POOF! It's happening! My hair's growing back! YAY! TRALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL ALALALALALALALALALAL
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Day 3 Too pissed off to write.OUCH!
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The continuation of the still-secretive book of Aragorn, son of Arathorn
Day 3.later!
WOW! That was amazing.er.I mean what happened was um.Arwen and I discussed about what happened.since we missed each other.I made tea by using the athelas plant.very relaxing herb I must say.but that's what happened.HONEST! (crosses fingers) *Grins* O.K.! You want the truth?.I'll tell you tomorrow!
I know.this one was too long.but I have to study.Christmas Exams.just like my friend Indigo Star.try to write another day during the week-end.and don't forget.The Two Towers December 18th, 2002! Don't miss it! I know I won't! Happy Holidays! TA! (Runs in the forest and starts to sing in Elvish)