Registration, the Boat, and a Frenzied Rush
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. What, you want me to?
More rule changes..... here you are.
Card effects:
Enchanted Javelin: When your opponent's monster attacks, negate the attack and increase your LP by the number of ATK points of the attacking monster.
In addition, the Double Duel / Royal rules have changed... well, one rule.
-the ATK and DEF of a monster is not multiplied by 1.5
The Single duel has one rule added.
-If the effect of a monster involves a LP cost, decrease the LP cost by half.
I also want to add a few TV / Jap only cards you can add to your deck. I may not know if these exist or not, I'm just putting them here for your information. You can also submit your actual deck list if you feel like it. Here, a few cards you can add.
Doppleganger - Continuous Magic: Pay 1000 LP (500 Single). You can then choose one card from the Graveyard and play it on top of Doppleganger. If the card is a monster, place it on the field in Face Up ATK or Face up DEF (this is considered a Special Summon) and leave Doppleganger on the field. If it is a Magic or Trap, place it on top of Doppleganger face up. The card is activated immediately. The new card is treated normally, but if Doppleganger is destroyed, the selected card is also destroyed, and vice versa. Only 1 Doppleganger may be on the field; if a new Doppleganger is played, destroy the previous Doppleganger, the selected card and play the new Doppleganger.
Multiply - Quick-Play: Offer one face up Kuriboh on your side of the field. Then, place Kuriboh tokens on all of your monster card zones.
Toon Dark Magician Girl: *apply all Toon monster rules here* Increase the ATK of this card by 300 points for every Magician of Black Chaos and Dark Magician in the Graveyard.
Mask of Remnants: Equip Magic- Select one monster on your opponent's side of the field. You control that monster for the remainder of the duel. There can only be one Mask of Remnants on your side of the field at the time. If a new Mask of Remnants is played, destroy the previous Mask of Remnants and return the monster to the owner before playing the new Mask of Remnants.
Shadow Spell: Equip Magic- A monster equipped with this card decreases its ATK by 700 and cannot attack or change its position.
Amplifier: Increase a Machine type monster's ATK by 500. Continue to increase the ATK of this card by 300 during each of its Standby Phases. This effect continues until the 4th turn after this card is activated.
Mystic Box: Magic- Destroy one monster on your opponent's side of the field. Then switch the control of one of your monsters to your opponent's side of the field.
If you want any of these previous cards, say so in the review. One more thing... my new deck. ^_^
Monsters: The Earl of Demise, Cure Mermaid, Mask of Darkness, Kuriboh, Twin Headed Fire Dragon, Witch of the Black Forest, Dream Clown, Servant of Catabolism, Illusionist Faceless Mage, Princess of Tsurigi, Robotic Knight, Castle of Dark Illusions, Hane-Hane, 4-Starred Ladybug of Doom, Toon Mermaid, Bite Shoes, Muka Muka, Giant Soldier of Stone, Hiro's Shadow Scout, Manga Ryu-Ran, Man-Eater Bug, Prevent Rat, Toon Summoned Skull, Wingweaver, Spear Cretin, Oni Tank T-24, Parasite Paracide, Sanga of the Thunder, Millennium Shield, Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon, Electric Lizard, Skull Mariner, Relinquished, Dragon Zombie, Sangan, Twin-Headed Wolf, Ryu-Ran, Sonic Bird, Toon Dark Magician Girl, Thousand Eyes Idol, Thousand Eyes Restrict, Goblin Attack Force x 2 Total: 43
Magics: Fissure, Rain of Mercy, Mountain, Dark Hole x 2, Scapegoat, De-Spell x 2, Ekibyo Drakmord, Remove Trap x 2, Change of Heart x 2, Monster Reborn x 2, Dian Keto the Cure Master, Paralyzing Potion, Black Pendant, Monster Recovery, Sword of Deep-Seated, Prohibition, Giant Trunade, Card Destruction, Red Medicine, Toon World, Incest Barrier, Rush Recklessly, Black Illusion Ritual, Graceful Charity, Doppleganger, Polymerization Total: 31
Traps: Attack and Receive x 2, Enchanted Javelin x 2, Waboku, Gamble, Magic Jammer, Robbin' Goblin, Minor Goblin Official, Shadow of Eyes, Trap Hole, Magic Cylinder, Dust Tornado, Time Seal, Just Desserts, Ring of Destruction Total: 16
Deck Total: 90
All righty then, it's time... to start this tournament! YEEHAW! Speaking of which, do you all want this tournament to have the loser fork over the betted number of "tokens" (figurin' out right now) and their rarest card or not? Say it in the review, please. Oh, AND..... Egyptian god cards. Sorry, NOBODY is using them. Nope, it just ain't fair. So, Yugi, Joey, Kaiba... tough luck, you whiners.
The time was 10:00 AM. The place was Domino. Di, Fiery, Mana, Aquapolis and Kuriboh entered the bustling city of Domino. People were all over the town, whether it was simple tabletop duels to shopping the giant malls. The sky was brisk hitting a cool 75 degrees, and thin clouds were drifting in the sky. Of course, the beautiful day wasn't the reason for all the people. Today was the day that duelists could register for the Slifex Chains Tournament, hosted by Maximillion Pegasus (Or Pegasus J. Crawford for you Japs). The new island chain in which the tournament was being held was twice the size of Duelist Kingdom, in the shape of three islands: a square island (known as the city named Domino II), a crescent shaped island (the official "dueling arenas," also known as Moon Isle), and a small circular island (Final Arena). But enough about that.
They briskly went into the city and peered their way into registration. Registration was in a 3 story building located in the center of the city, about one and a half to two miles away from the edge. They briskly walked... until about a half hour later, where the group rested on a bench.
Fiery: God, we've been walking, what, half an hour now?
Di: YES..... *pant*
Aquapolis: (weakly) Bbbbbbaaa...;
Kuriboh: *cough, wheeze*
Mana: Hey, at least you can float.
Aquapolis: That takes up energy... lots of it.
Kuriboh: (warbles weakly)
They sat... and sat. Fortunately, they didn't stay at the same spot for very long.... a giant ice cream truck was passing by.
Mana: (voice suddenly turns childish) ICE CRWEAM!!!!!
Di: Yay!
And the ice cream truck stopped to serve the kiddies that trampled through. Di had better ideas then fighting a group of shorties his size. He slowly crept through the back of the ice cream truck and opened the doors so only a small gap would open. He slipped through. (And that is one of the reasons I want to be short.) Mana easily did the same, as Aquapolis and Kuriboh. Fiery just about managed to sneak in. And in good timing, too. The ice cream truck slowly sped away, dinging its "Yankee Doodle" tune over and over again...
Inside the truck were at least 500 bucks worth of ice cream.... all packed in mini fridges piled high and bolted to the inside of the truck. All were confiscating the collection of frozen treats.
Di: Look, it's an ice cream bar with Mana's head on it! (Almost takes a bite, Mana takes it away) Hey! That's my DMG novelty!
Mana: Sorry, but my face won't be eaten up by some punk. (Slowly strokes the ice cream bar)
Di: ................................................................................................... *whimper*
Kuriboh + Aquapolis: Hey, a bubble gum popsicle!
Kuriboh: (glares at Aquapolis)
Aquapolis: (glares at Kuriboh)
(both fight)
Fiery: Typical... (opens a freezer, a body falls out) OH, WHAT THE
Little voice: Censored.
Fiery: IS THAT!?!?!?!
Indeed, what the...
Little voice: Censored.
....was that? A body falling out of a freezer? Yes, this captive body was the body of Kaji (OK, maybe you don't like being frozen, but you're the guy that helped me lessen up the load on this fic... had to introduce you in a special way. ^__^ No, please don't kill me... at least wait until the end of this lil' story....), "the mean, lean, fire spewing machine." He was nicknamed this for his dynamic fire deck. He was holding an ice cream bar and his dress was a red T-shirt with a blue stripe down one side, blue pants, and white tennis shoes.
Mana: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
Aquapolis: What?
Kuriboh: We missed the action....
Aquapolis: ..fighting for a bubble gum lollipop.
Kuriboh: Hey, stop finishing my sentences.
Aquapolis: Why?
Kuriboh: It's annoying.
Aquapolis: So?
Mana: (smacks face) ... OW!
Di: Slap the head, not the face, you moron.....
Fiery: Guys, let's get on the subject of this frozen body.....
Di: Yeah, right, like it's going to jump on me and ..........
Frozen Kaji: (suddenly wakes up, jumps on Mana)
Mana: Holy ....
Little voice: Censored.
Mana: ...., IT'S ON ME!!!!
Fiery: What the ...
Little voice: Censored.
Fiery: ... was that about?
Di: Looks likes fate twisted...
Kaji had jumped on Mana for.... no reason. Apparently, the sudden thawing of him may have triggered a muscle spasm - a huge one. Kaji came to his senses and jumped off, then sat on the bench and ate his ice cream bar.
Di: ...... ok......
Fiery: Who the...
Little voice: Cen-
Fiery: SHUT THE ..
Little voice: Censored. Censored. Ce-ce-ce-censored.
Di: Hey, I like the little voice. It's quite annoying, but who cares?
Fiery: (fists rattling, fists calm) So, who are you anyway?
Kaji: Name's Kaji. I took a little bet with my friend that I could scare the ....
Little voice: Censored.
Kaji: ... outta him. Looks like I need five bucks.
Aquapolis: Can I have five bucks?
Kaji: No.
Kuriboh: Can I have five bucks?
Kaji: No.
Aquapolis + Kuriboh: Aw.....
Kaji: I'm also here to enter the tournament. The Slifex Chain tournament to be presice.
Mana: Cool.
Di: Yeah, we're competing, too.
Fiery: How sad....
Mana: What?
There was a five minute period of silence where the truck's repetitive "Yankee Doodle" tune ceased, and once again, little kids crowded around the truck's minuscule window. The truck driver's hand came through..... and grabbed Mana's neck, mistaking it for a giant DMG popsicle. Mana was being strangled.. But there was something to do about it. Di had viewed a few millennium items in his journey here, and his bottle has enough fluid to transform into one of them. He thought for a second. His bottle quickly glowed, and in his hands wielded a top notch, second grade Millennium Blade. He further provoked his powers by transforming his blade into a small cap gun. He shot the arm that so determined to crush Mana's neck. It quickly retreated and grabbed a DMG popsicle instead. The blade was not needed anymore, so it glowed and returned into the eye of the bottle, which stopped glowing. Mana gasped for breath while Fiery and Kaji slowly opened the door. Everybody in the back snuck out. They were there. The official registration site. The line was fortunately short, with only a few people in line, which just happened to be... Yugi and Joey. Behind Joey were a few lil' wannabes, but the line was significantly short. They all went in line.
R(egistration) L(ady): Are you the Yugi who won Duelist Kingdom and Battle City? (Just guessing, it is obvious, isn't it?)
Yugi: That's correct.
RL: I need you to sign here and you need to state your rarest card.
Yugi: Certainly.
Mana: What's taking that kid so long?
Kuriboh: Slowpoke.
Aquapolis: Butterfingers.
Di: *yawn*
Yugi: There, that should do it.
RD: Thank you. The boat will leave in 30 minutes, better hurry up.
Yugi: I will.
Di: WHAT!
Joey: All right, listen up, I'm in 'dis thing, too.
Di was shocked. In thirtty minutes? No wonder the line was so short. With any luck, the wannabes and Joey wouldn't take so long. The dock was a fifteen minute run, even longer if you walk. He was either going to have run real fast or get this line moving.
Joey: And..... There we go.
RD: Thank you. Next.
Di was getting impatient. The clock was ticking... fast. His toe impatiently tapped.... over and over....
Fiery: Hey, we're next.
RD: All right, young man, sign here and state the name of your rarest card.
Di: OK.
Fiery: Hey, I was next!
Di: Well, judging from the look of your head, you're not a "young man," are you
Fiery: ........
Di quickly signed his name and wrote down the name of his rarest card: The Blue Eyes Toon Dragon.
RD: All right, here's your ticket. And the boat leaves in twenty minutes.
Di: All right.
Di impatiently waited for Fiery and Kaji to finish....
Fifteen minutes later.
(Di, Fiery, Kaji, Mana running, Aquapolis and Kuriboh in Di's pack)
Fiery: Hey, I'm a perfectionist, so what?
Di: Well, you didn't have to sign your name TWENTY TIMES.
Kaji: Forget that, we gotta leave in five minutes...
Mana: Hey, I just remembered something.
Di: Yeah, well spill it, blondie.
Mana: What if we stole a car.
Kuriboh: That's really a bad idea.
Aquapolis: Not that we have a choice.
Mana ran to a blue Viper and jumped in. The others did likewise. Mana's staff ejected pink light which started up the car. And then.... they sped off. In the hands of a good driver, they could've been easily hitting 70 MPH and being safe..... Mana was not one of those good drivers.
Mana: WHERE THE
Little Voice: Censored.
Mana: IS THE
Lil' Voice: Censored.
Mana: FRICKING BRAKE!!!!
Fiery: Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
Mana: YOU'RE NOT HELPING! WAH!
Mana swerved off as she almost hit a lightpole. Her speedometer hit 80 as she tried manuevering the car to the dock. By the time they hit the dock, there were several police cars behind them. The police cars suddenly stopped... and you will see why.
Mana: Whew, we made it.
Di: Or not.
The boat was leaving. The car was driving. Mana's brakes were broken. They were screwed. There was only one thing that could save them now...
Mana: OK, everybody UNBUCKLE.
Kaji: Ok....
(all unbuckle)
Mana: Now, when I drive off this little ramp, I should be able to get us all to jump off and land on the boat.
Di: Strange idea.
Kuriboh: But we don't have...
Aquapolis: Much of a choice.
Mana: Here we go!!!
The car sped off, suspended in mid air. Mana quickly jumped off, as did everybody else, and in a twisted cruel action of fate.....
Aquapolis and Kuriboh: PULL!!!!!
Di: Could ya pull faster!
Mana: Yeah, really! I'm holding on to Di's leg and it's all....
Di: Now's not the time.
Fiery: Yeah, I would kick you all, but I can't. How sad.
Kaji: And here I am....
Kuriboh: Wait, I remember my special ability.
Aquapolis: Oh, yeah, and what's that, multiplying?
Kuriboh: Yep!
And instantly, 1 Kuriboh became many. The gang was lifted in no time and the 500 some Kuribohs that helped them up disappeared..... until there was one remaining.
Mana: YEAH, LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!
(everybody does an amine fall)
That was long... ok, maybe it wasn't the beginning of the tournament, but it's getting there. Hey, we're on the boat, works for me.