The Giant Room With All The Duelists


Disclaimer: How many times do I have to tell you idiots? I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. -_- There, get it?


All right, peeps, I don't any card adjustments, but I'd like to know what "Toon Index" does. Anybody know? Ah, screw it. If you'd like to use a Japanese card, I'll add it to your deck, however, you should put a translation in it. It is optional, but I'll e-mail you if I can't find a decent translation.

As many of you are currently aware, Yami's duel with Bakura ended today. Yippee . . . Dark Sanctuary doesn't currently exist in card form, but I'll add it to the archive anyway . . . here's what it does, at least to my speculations . . .

Dark Sanctuary: Field Magic Card - This card can only be active while "Dark Necrofear" is in your Graveyard. This card's effects are negated when it is removed from the Graveyard. You must sacrifice one monster during the End Phase of each of your turns to keep this card active. If not, this card is destroyed. When one of your opponent's monsters attacks, toss a coin and call it. If called correctly, negate the attack and increase your Life Points by half of the attacking monster's ATK points. Then, inflict Direct Damage to your opponent's monster equal to half of the attacking monsters ATK points. In addition, there is no limit to the amount of Magic and Trap cards each player can Set / Activate.

If any of you people have any "better" effects for this card, then dish it out. If you want to use this card, you must say so, but it's all useless without a Dark Necrofear . . . or four Fiend monsters removed from play / in the graveyard . . .

Millie, I'll let ya keep the dragons, however, I'm not letting you have your giant Mythic Dragon, it's too damn powerful. And your Yami . . . sorry, just because I watch Yu-Gi-Oh doesn't mean I watch every other fricking anime out there . . . I don't have much info about Inu-Yasha . . . and I don't know what your Egyptian Warrior is. ??????????????????????????????

I've also heard that the new Yu-Gi-Oh set will be Magician's Force, coming out sometime in October . . . I'll keep in touch with that set, too.

Why do you all want to appear? Are you all camera crazy?!?!?!?! HUH?!?!?! You all realize I have enough to do being in the state I am right?

Now, I think we should get this boat a moving! YEE . . . wait, I said that somewhere . . . well, what else do I have to say? This tournament is starting shortly . . . oh, yeah, I got a new character in here . . . She'll appear later, like a late entry. ^_^ Or not, I don't know . . . may be forced to put her in early . . . WAH!


They all watched the shiny car sink down, its car alarm fading away with the sea.... Kaji did something awfully strange... he danced around, uttering garbish... until he exploded, with little wires flinging into the sea and digital engines flying in the sky, all landing in the ocean that was so vast around them.


Di: OK.......

Fiery: He was an engine! Muhahahahahahahahahahaha.....

Mana: OK, can you like shut up now.

Aquapolis: Oooh, somebody's gonna get bitchslapped.

Kuriboh: *singing* Bitchslap! Da na na na na na na na bitchslap.

Fiery: Gr....

Kuriboh: Yipe!


Di took a look around the boat... its wooden deck was polished and shiny. White tables were set around the boat, and an open trap door revealed the dining room below. The boat was sailing away at a smooth 10 knots. The boat would come to the Slifex chains in approximately 3 days, which was more than enough time to meet his competition.


Di: Hey, look, a trap door.

Fiery: Duh.

Aquapolis: Down to the bottom of the boat we go!

Kuriboh: Ahoy, mateys!


Mana: Let's go!


Down the stairway they went. The room was exquisite with hung chandeliers that hung from the ceiling. Wooden tables were set up around the boat, and many people were dining here... all most likely duelists. Di knew some of these people, but others were not so familiar.

A waiter suddenly called the gang to a table


Waiter: May I lead you to a table?

Di: ............ (stomach growls) *son smile* sure.

Fiery: Oh, boy....

Mana: ^_^


The waiter led them through a literal maze of tables and people. The so called obstacles were hard to avoid, as people were darting over very small spaces.... the waiter led them to a vacant table in the middle of six tables, where whatever music was blasted through the PA was drowned out by all the conversation.


Waiter: If you could please take a seat.

(All take seat, Kuriboh and Aquapolis fetch five cushions to sit on before sitting)

Waiter: I'll be back in a few minutes to take your order. Here are your menus. (Hands out menus) I'll be back shortly.

(Waiter leaves)

Di: Hope all this is free.. (opens menu) Fried rice, a favorite.

Aquapolis: Stupid hooves.... (opens menu with some degree of difficulty) Ooooo, I can't decide.

Mana: Let's see here.... (opens menu) I've never served this kind of food ever... that;s a lot of selection.

Kuriboh: *singing* I like apples.... I like pizza..... I like mustard and bagels and ham.....

Fiery: I'll just go with the cheese pizza... maybe, I don't know...

Waiter: (suddenly comes back) Have you all decided?

Di: Yes, the fried rice with soy sauce is just fine, thanks.

Mana: ..... So hungry.... what would you recommend?

Waiter: Ah, the Scapegoat Steak is just scrumptious.

Aquapolis: O_O ; .......

Kuriboh: Hey, what's the matter, Aqua.... hey, buddy?

Mana: Uh...... I think noodles will be fine.

Fiery: I'll go with a couple egg rolls.

Kuriboh: ........ a hamburger!

Aquapolis: ..............................................

Di: And make that all to go, please!

Aquapolis: .................................. (falls down)

Di: Uh............

Waiter: Right this way.


Di got Aquapolis on his shoulder and proceeded to follow the waiter, who led through another perilous labyrinth of tables. The rest followed. The food was all marked and put in little boxes. The cost: free. Di put Aquapolis in his pack while carrying the entire tow of food. The waiter pointed to an open door and told him that was our cabin. Di was thankful that the cabin was so close and proceeded to the door, only to find out there was a pile of stairs waiting for him...


Waiter: Oh, that's the wrong door, it's the one next to it.

Di: O_O .......... oh, what? Oh, yeah, yeah... phew.


Di went to the door behind the other door. There was a nice cabin in here, about the side of a master bedroom. A queen bunker bed awaited him, and a small dining table was present too. He set the food on the table, then checked out the accommodations. A small corner cupboard was open, revealing several shelves in which to store stuff. Two duel discs were placed on the floor near the door. (I would describe to you the duel disc I made, but it's real complicated and stuff so we'll just assume this is the same Kaiba duel disc) Di waited for everyone to enter, then shut the door behind him. His accommodations were fair, but he figured he should check out his competition first and see what's in store for him.. He wandered out.

Checking the doors out, he spotted an endless hall of doors... he decided to check out a few cabins. These cabins had name tags on them, such as "Weevil Underwood," or "Mako Tsunami." He knew these people... but the other end of the hall had no name tags. He thought Well, I guess it couldn't hurt to just eavesdrop by..." He went in.

He didn't really find a cabin... it was more of a giant square room with nothing but tables- all set up for dueling of course. Many that came here were champions of the past, such as Greg Yamamori, and others newbies, like himself and.... what appeared to be the real Kaji. Hopefully. He noticed many. The crowd was unbearable. What he thought was intriguing was the people in the back corner, muttering and disputing. One was Bakura, the others Di couldn't see. He saw a couple people. He remembered Alexia, who controlled Mana with the Millennium Trinity. Then there was Avalon Starnight, dueling with Kaji. The bike was not a matter to discuss, although it raised a few hairs for Di. He was about to walk down the stairs when an arm swigged Di up back into the infinite hall.


Di: Hey....

Mana: Oh, go visit all the other duelists without me!

Di: Yeah, I'll do that. (Starts to open door)

Mana: (Pulls him back) Not without me! I want to flirt and have some fun!

Di: -_- ; Fine, but you better get Aquapolis and Kuriboh here, too.

Mana: All prepared and ready to tow! (Shows Di his blue pack)

Di: Did you just touch my pack?

Mana: No.

Di: Yeah, you did, I'll take that back. (Snatches pack)

Mana: Aw...

Di: And where's Fiery?

Mana: I don't know... think she's off for seconds.

Di: No matter.


Di once again opened the door and walked down the stairs, with Mana following behind. Di could already see guys with flowers slowly approaching Mana. One guy, however, sped up all the way, faster than the other guys. And his name was......


Joey: Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Joey. (Takes his hand out for a handshake)

Mana: (son smile) I'm Mana, nice to meet you.

Joey: (shakes hand) (thinking) Oh, yeah! Joey's in the zone.

Di: (whispers to Mana) Guess you're going to do more than just flirt, huh?

Mana: What? .............. gr................... DO YOU THINK JUST CUZ I'M BLONDE MEANS I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!! (kicks Di with a game winning soccer kick)

Di: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (lands in wall) ow. (Slides down)


Di decided to just leave Mana alone with her new "boyfriend." He took on meeting a few people - and a few Millennium Items to keep in his archive. He never knew when a power of an item would come in handy. The only thing he was puzzled about were Yamis. He couldn't possibly copy them, that was easy to understand. But what about the powers they had within? It was all too confusing, but he bypassed that. He simply wanted to view the item and he could copy it and experiment. And he did all that. He wanted to leave, but two things just occurred to him. 1. Aquapolis and Kuriboh weren't released yet from the pack and 2. Mana was already flailing herself into Joey's arms (dan dan dan). He shrugged, then grabbed Mana and walked out the room, leaving it and returning to the cabin. He then released Kuriboh and Aquapolis. There, he was shouted at.


Mana: Hey, that was a date!

Di: Oh, we all know what happens when you get in a guy's arms. Let's see, first there's the kissing and then we lay on the floor and-

Mana: (Bonks Di on the head with her staff) DO YOU REALIZE THAT WAS THE FIRST ROMANTIC DATE I HAD IN SIX MONTHS!!!!!!!!!

Di: -_- Oh, wow, you isolated yourself.

Aquapolis: Aww...

Kuriboh: We missed all the fun.

Aquapolis: I'm so sad.

Kuriboh: Yeah, I've never seen Mana hug herself.

Mana: (eye twitching) What... did you.... just say?

Aquapolis + Kuriboh: O_O


And I'll leave it at that. Hey, I'm tired from all this typing, so give me a break, will ya? I got other things to do, like edit my deck again... it has to be pure toon.. ^_^ So, R&R, y'alls.