Chapter 6…I saw the movie!!!!! Beware of bizarre happenings!

Disclaimer: If I owned LOTR…I'd cut all the kissing scenes in The Two Towers!!!

The diary of Peregrin Took.

Day 8

IS it just me, or did I see good ol' Butterbur walking around dragging a big red sleigh? ALE!!!! (Charges towards the figure)

The diary of Meriadoc Brandybuck

Day 8

Highlights? Pippin attacked Santa!!!! Unless if he thought that it was good ol' Butterbur and wanted some ale and mistaken, then that's another story! I think that Pippin thinks that Santa is Butterbur and he's hallucinating and is thinking of ale! HA!HA!HA! (laughs hysterically and falls to the ground) He's getting coal this year for doing that!!! HA!HA!HA!

The magical red/green book of Santa.

Day 8

Peregrin! I'm not Butterbur!!! AAAAGH! Where's Rudolf…Prancer?

Hmm…note to self…add Meriadoc in the bad list…then again…AAAAGH!!!!!!!!

Day 8 (later…FINALLY!)

Can't…take…it…any…more! (collapses to the ground)

Merry: Oh my god! You *beep*! You killed Santa! Uh…I think!

Pipppin: (Gulp) WHAT!?

Merry: Wait till Treebeard hears about this!!!!!

The wooden and green book of Treebeard the Ent.

Day 8

HOOM! I believe the two hobbits now…they made Santa pass out… Orcs would sit on his lap and babble about all the toys and armour they want! HOOM! Discussed with the Ents and we are not going to war! Merry and Pippin are outraged…they want to go to Isengard! Are these dudes nuts!?!?!?!?!

The diary of Aragorn.(finally he admits it!!)

Day 8

We followed Merry and Pippin's tracks…INTO FANGORN!!!!???? So we ate burgers instead…mmm…deer meat is good! Legolas! Pass me the relish!!! Later on, we ventured hmm…unusual foot prints…size 43!!!! Don't want to be reminded of my age!!! A white wizard is behind us…SARUMAN!!!! ATTACK!!! Oops! Yelled in Elvish! Gimli all confused and finally understands! Legolas aims wrong…athelas! Gimli tosses his axe and bounces back…(sigh!) I grasp at the hilt of my sword… IT BURNS!!! It falls on my foot! @#$%! *&^%#! Who are you? Show us who you are!!!!! WHAT!!! IMPOSSIBLE!!! You fell!!! Gandalf!!!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!

The white sparkly diary of Gandalf…The White.

Day 8

Made my big come back…reassured them that Merry and Pippin are o.k. We left the forest and we are now going to Edoras! It is good to see everyone…Aragorn…terrible and rugged as usual…Legolas…still looking superior…Gimli…uh…whatever! We enter Edoras and I release King Théoden from the venoms of Worm-whatever-tongue! Aragorn and co. kick Rohan arse by occupying the guards as I release the old age from King Théoden. I kicked Saruman's @$$ and freed Théoden and we went to his son's grave. Eowyn seems to have a liking in Aragorn…poor him! Women these days seem to prefer men like him!

The book of Eowyn, daughter of Eomund.

Day 9

Holy sh--! He's hot…by the way it's not the Elf…the dwarf seems to like me…talks about the dwarves(women) he says that the women are often mistaken for men…Aragorn and I played a game of charades…women…with…BEARDS!!!!!!! That's the reason why they're mistaken…ew! We were under attack by orcs on humungous hyenas!!! I and the villagers of Edoras run for cover at Helm's Deep…wanted to fight…but nooooo! Uncle doesn't want me to! Very few came back…where's Lord Aragorn?

The Hilroy copybook of Gimli.

Day 9

Fought Orcs on huge hyena like creatures…saw Aragorn being caught on the straps of one of the hyenas…he…he…he…fell off the cliff with it…I can't believe it!? OW!!!! Something bit my arse!!!! Hey you…stupid head hyena!!!!! We returned sadly, I explain to Eowyn…darn! I wanted to play a game of charades with her!!!!

The now blood-stained diary of Legolas.

Day 9

Beat Gimli in our game: let's-see-who-can-kill-the-most-butt-ugly-stupid-head-orcs by countless…twenty! Saw Aragorn fall off cliff…found his pendant…hmm…I'll keep it for him…nah! It's my precioussss…I should start acting…Sméagol is nicccce to hobbitssssss! I know that I rock!!!