Peoplez…I give you the continuation from Day 9 !!!! (applauds and scowls) I am running out of ideas!!!! Give me some…whether you saw or didn't see the movie…your opinions matter!!!! I'm getting my hair cut TOMORROW!!!! And Indigo Star…PLEASE don't call me Viggo!!!!! I'm sorry for the last chapters to what happens to Aragorn…skip the Disclaimer!!!! That's a WARNING!
Disclaimer: I don't own LOTR…why? I wouldn't let Aragorn fall off a cliff and into the waters with a hyena like creature bound to him by the wrist because of some bloody strap!!!
Aragorn's diary
Day 9
Woke up from a dream…ARWEN! Woke up to find two mistletoes in my hair…ow! Can't get up…stupid head wounds since I fell off a cliff! YAY! My horse found me! GRR! STOP EATING MY HAIR!!!! HEY! The mistletoes are gone! So I left the stupid head shore which was covered by sharp pointy rocks…cuts on my arms…DAMN! I MEAN ATHELAS!!!! I climb the horse…forgot its name…off we went…back to Helm's Deep! Why do I suddenly feel like Maximus in the movie "Galdiator"? My head nodding as if I'm going to sleep…can't or else Arwen would be there kissing me…nothing wrong with that! It just kills me whenever I think or dream of her. WOAH!!! AN ARMY OF TEN THOUSAND ORCS!!!! They're heading for Helm's Deep! YAH! GO! GO! (Sighs) Right after you're finished eating grass! (Stares at the horse with exasperation)
Samwise Gamgee's Diary
Day 9
Frodo's going all cuckoo! (finger twirling in a circular motion at his head while rolling eyes and sticks out his tongue) Hope Frodo didn't see that! He's starting to trust that Sméagol thing…can't believe that it used to be a hobbit! Reminds me of Frodo when he'll be an "Age D' Or" guy…dentures…pills covering his table…grey hair or none at all! (A hobbit's worse nightmare!!) (shudders) Stinker…as I like to call Sméagol can't stop with his "s" and "c"…is he like a snake or something???!!! Niccce hobbitsssss… he must have been a royal pain in the arse before he became like what he is now! Slimy skin…he must have rolled in the mud…wearing a thong which looks like one…which is really disturbing if you ask me…not that I look or anything! (blushes) (sighs) There he goes again!!!
Gollum's first diary
Day 9
Sméagol is niccce won't hurtsss hobbitsss. NO! THEY TOOK THE PRECIOUS AND OUR UNDERWEAR TO MAKE FUN OF US! No! That wassss the big mean nassssty hobbit! Masssster nicccce…Sméagol wouldn't hurtssss him! IF WE WON'T KILL THEM WHO WILL? MAYBE SHE CAN DO IT! Why do you ssssspeak better than poor old Sméagol? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE DO TO WITH ANYTHING?! Go away! F&*^ offssss! WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?! F&*^ offssss! Sméagol wantsssss you to go awaysssss! WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Niccce Massster who called the fat hobbit thatssss! Afterssss the fat one wonsssss the ssskinydipping contessssst. Sméagol be goodsss now go awaysssss!!!!
The yet-again-la-di-da-super-neat diary of Frodo
Day 9
Poor Sméagol…I SAW YOU SAMWISE GAMGEE!!!!!! YOU @$$HOLE!!!! He's such a stupid head! Am I the only one who is going to write that we're captives of Captain Faramir…that seems oddly familiar…"If only it were my brother instead who could have taken the counsel…not me!" Hey! That was Boromir who said that! HE HAS A BROTHER!!!!!!?????? Oops! I yelled a little too loud and now everybody's looking at me…um…What up? (grins)
The diary which is covered by prettiful horses of Eowyn.
Day 9
I saw a man on a horse coming towards Helm's Deep…(sigh) that looks like Lord Aragorn…LORD ARAGORN!!!!!! WHOHOOOO!!!!! Oops! Shouldn't have raised my arms high in the air like doing the wave and yelled whohoooo out loud! (blushes) The men are now looking at me…especially Master Dwarf…um…What up? I look back at the hot dude… DID I SAY HOT DUDE OUT LOUD?! Holy sh--! He looked at me…I'm thinking that he heard me! He comes in…looking all horrible…I go to him and ask "What up?"…he looks at me weird…sh--! DID I SAY WHAT UP!!!!!????? I MEANT WHAT'S UP!!!!! Crap! I said that out loud too! When will I ever shut my mouth?! He left me in my thoughts…I think when I startled him when I started to yell…he went and see King Théoden! (Sigh) I will get this right somehow!