Dimensional Analysis The "Everyone Knows It's Routine" Disclaimer

ZERA: I do not own Dragon Ball, DBZ, or any of its characters.

ZARE: You don't own your own brain.

ZERA: No one asked your opinion.

ZARE: I state my own.

ZERO: Yeah, so where do I come in?

ZERA: ALL RIGHT! Who let my ototou in?

ZARE: You did.

ZERA: ¬¬ You had to say it, didn't you.

ZARE: Can we finish the disclaimer? The reader is getting bored.

ZERO: Can I finish it? Please, Zera?

ZERA: *sigh* Fine. Knock yourself out.

ZERO: YAY! *fumbles with script*

ZERA, ZARE: *slaps forehead*

ZERO: "I do not claim ownership of Dragonball or DBZ, nor do I claim ownership to Megaman or Megaman X. Those rights belong respectively to Toriyama-san and Kapcom."

ZERA: It's "Capcom."

ZERO: Right. *looks at the script* "However, the original characters - Gokirei, Zuki, Zera, Vince, Kat, and Jaysen - are my own creations." *blinks twice* You're a creation?

ZERA: So what if I am?

ZERO: And what is your.

ZERA: I CREATED JAYSEN BEFORE I EVER MET JASON! *turns away* They're nothing alike.other than the fact they both wear green.