The newest millinium item
I made this for two reasons BECAUSE I HATE HOW YUGI ALWAYS WINS and I also hate how cheesy it is and his so called heart of the cards.
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*Yugi is dueling Kaiba on top of the blimp*
Kaiba: Hahahaha yugi I will win this duel and become da big cheese agian .. I can see it now
*pictures himself in a big cheese hat*
Kaiba: o ya
Yugi: You'll never get my cheese hat .. NEVER!
*Yugi adjusts his cheese hat turns around and moons kaiba*
Yugi: You'll be kissin this when you lose .. LOSA!
Kaiba: Thats it yugi i'm gonna end this duel in three turns with my specil card!
Yugi: I'd like to see your specil card!
Kaiba: I'll show you my specil card in the duel
Yugi: and I will see your showing me the specil card in the duel because I asked you to show me the specil card!
Kaiba: And I'll be showing it t..
Maverick: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DUEL!!!
Yugi: Fine
Kaiba: Fine
Yugi: Fine
Kaiba: fine
Yugi: fine
*Joey takes a pistol out and aims it at yugi but tristan holds him back.*
Tristan: No don't do it Joey!
Joey: Their just so god dam annoying
Yugi: Fine
kaiba: Fine
*Joey jumps off the blimp down into the streets below*
Joey: Death is better then this!!! RARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Tristan: JOEY NOOOOOO WHOS GONNA LOVE ME AND MY CORNY ASS JOKES NOW!!*crys*
Yugi: Lets duel!!!!!!
Kaiba: Yes let's duel!!!!!!!
*Yugi draws a card*
Yugi: I belive in the heart of the cards! o shit I got a monkey of super pooper speed these are only semi good and it's not good enough for me .
*Yugi puts the monkey into play *
Yugi: Muwhahaha it still will destroy you....
Kaiba: Ha I belive in the stupidity of your theory and it gives me a 60+/60+ bonus in luck.
*kaiba draws a card*
Kaiba: Yugi it's about time I showed you my millinium item ..
Yugi: O no you got an item !
Kaiba: YES MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!
Maverick: I WILL STEAL IT!!!
Kaiba: shut it ! or your off the blimp
Maverick: You can't do that
Kaiba: Yes it's my blimp mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine !!
Yugi: Hurry up and show me the item...
Kaiba fine
*Kaiba takes out his millinium item it's shaped like a penis *
Yugi: noo not the millinium penis!!!!!!!
Kaiba: Yes the millinium penis mwuahahahahahhaa!!!!!!!
*shows card to yugi*
Yugi: 0.0
Kaiba: Yes it's the dildo of doom card
Yugi: 0.0 ok this is geting weird I quit
Producers: We'll pay ya double
Yugi: deal
Yugi: well sicne the dildo of doom can't attack till next turn I will draw my card .. now I will place Dark magican into play .. Monkey of super pooper speed attack dildo of doom!
*monkey of super pooper speed wont move it's pertrified in fear of the dildo of doom*
Yugi: damit
Kaiba: Dildo of doom attack both of them set them in the mood
Dark magican: 0.0 awww hell no
Monkey of super pooper speed: 0.0 what he said
*Both run away *
Yugi: Grrr I use this magic card the dildo muncher
Kaiba: .....The what
Yugi: whos the perverted basterd who wrote this script ...
Producers: it's a porno you idiots a gay porno why do you thinks theres no women look around you
*yugi and kaiba look at tristan doing maverick .. they look at the streets below seein hundreds of gay bars and big signs saying stuff like got dick ? or whens the last time your boy friend did something romantic for you besides sleep with your brother .*
Kaiba: Can't beat em
Yugi: Join em
*censored*
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I made this for two reasons BECAUSE I HATE HOW YUGI ALWAYS WINS and I also hate how cheesy it is and his so called heart of the cards.
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*Yugi is dueling Kaiba on top of the blimp*
Kaiba: Hahahaha yugi I will win this duel and become da big cheese agian .. I can see it now
*pictures himself in a big cheese hat*
Kaiba: o ya
Yugi: You'll never get my cheese hat .. NEVER!
*Yugi adjusts his cheese hat turns around and moons kaiba*
Yugi: You'll be kissin this when you lose .. LOSA!
Kaiba: Thats it yugi i'm gonna end this duel in three turns with my specil card!
Yugi: I'd like to see your specil card!
Kaiba: I'll show you my specil card in the duel
Yugi: and I will see your showing me the specil card in the duel because I asked you to show me the specil card!
Kaiba: And I'll be showing it t..
Maverick: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DUEL!!!
Yugi: Fine
Kaiba: Fine
Yugi: Fine
Kaiba: fine
Yugi: fine
*Joey takes a pistol out and aims it at yugi but tristan holds him back.*
Tristan: No don't do it Joey!
Joey: Their just so god dam annoying
Yugi: Fine
kaiba: Fine
*Joey jumps off the blimp down into the streets below*
Joey: Death is better then this!!! RARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Tristan: JOEY NOOOOOO WHOS GONNA LOVE ME AND MY CORNY ASS JOKES NOW!!*crys*
Yugi: Lets duel!!!!!!
Kaiba: Yes let's duel!!!!!!!
*Yugi draws a card*
Yugi: I belive in the heart of the cards! o shit I got a monkey of super pooper speed these are only semi good and it's not good enough for me .
*Yugi puts the monkey into play *
Yugi: Muwhahaha it still will destroy you....
Kaiba: Ha I belive in the stupidity of your theory and it gives me a 60+/60+ bonus in luck.
*kaiba draws a card*
Kaiba: Yugi it's about time I showed you my millinium item ..
Yugi: O no you got an item !
Kaiba: YES MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!
Maverick: I WILL STEAL IT!!!
Kaiba: shut it ! or your off the blimp
Maverick: You can't do that
Kaiba: Yes it's my blimp mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine !!
Yugi: Hurry up and show me the item...
Kaiba fine
*Kaiba takes out his millinium item it's shaped like a penis *
Yugi: noo not the millinium penis!!!!!!!
Kaiba: Yes the millinium penis mwuahahahahahhaa!!!!!!!
*shows card to yugi*
Yugi: 0.0
Kaiba: Yes it's the dildo of doom card
Yugi: 0.0 ok this is geting weird I quit
Producers: We'll pay ya double
Yugi: deal
Yugi: well sicne the dildo of doom can't attack till next turn I will draw my card .. now I will place Dark magican into play .. Monkey of super pooper speed attack dildo of doom!
*monkey of super pooper speed wont move it's pertrified in fear of the dildo of doom*
Yugi: damit
Kaiba: Dildo of doom attack both of them set them in the mood
Dark magican: 0.0 awww hell no
Monkey of super pooper speed: 0.0 what he said
*Both run away *
Yugi: Grrr I use this magic card the dildo muncher
Kaiba: .....The what
Yugi: whos the perverted basterd who wrote this script ...
Producers: it's a porno you idiots a gay porno why do you thinks theres no women look around you
*yugi and kaiba look at tristan doing maverick .. they look at the streets below seein hundreds of gay bars and big signs saying stuff like got dick ? or whens the last time your boy friend did something romantic for you besides sleep with your brother .*
Kaiba: Can't beat em
Yugi: Join em
*censored*
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