Yay! A lot of reviews! I'm glad that I decided not to delete this…but this is the LAST one…I had a great time writing this first in a book that was "supposed" to be used for a diary…thus I got the idea of doing diaries. Just don't tell my parents that I wrote this in class! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Thanks…I appreciate the worshipping and the free stuff that I get, but...let me tell you this for the freakin' last time! I DO NOT OWN THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY! Get it!?!?!?!
The ranger-green book of Aragorn, son of Arathorn…or was it Acathorn?!?! (why do I keep screwing up!?)
(Sighs) I hope that Frodo found the Tetley tea bags. AAGH! My eyes! Gandalf is writing in his yikes-my-eyes-are-blinded-by-the-light-from-the-super-duper-extremely-and-yet-shiny binder! AAGH! MY EYES!!! *Runs into a wall* Arwen?!? Is that you?! Whoa! Imagining Arwen again…am I hallucinating or something?! Hm…I'll go find another twig!
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The prettiful-even-better- than-Legolas-no-offense diary of Galadriel*Rolls eyes* (Sighs) my grandson-in-law just smashed into a wall! Arwen is depressed! Everybody's having tea but me!!!! Having a disturbing picture of Elrond in his bathtub with his rubber duckier…EW!! Can't stand this!! Legolas complains about his diary, Gimli is sharpening his axe and searching for caves. Gandalf is f@#$%^& blinding everybody and Frodo's having tea!!! I WANT TEA!!!! What is wrong with these people!?!?!?!
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The black diary of Arwen, daughter of Elrond (at least I got that right!)
*Sniff* Where did Estel go?!? In a suicidal depressed mood…I think that I caught it from Boromir! WAAH! *Sips tea* Mm...this tea is good! *Sips tea with pinky extended* Very good tea! I don't know what to do now…hm…thinking of going to a shrink! Am I that depressed because Aragorn left!?!?! I think that I'll go outside and play in the garden...right after Aragorn comes back!
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The stupid-dull book of Elrond
*ADJUSTS HEADBAND AGAIN* I…HATE…THIS…HEADBAND! Ahem, daughter still sulking…okay! I'm sure that she got it from Boromir…that's it! I'm suing Denethor!!! Galadriel angry at me…complains about tea or something! What's all this about Tetley!?!?! *Rolls eyes* (Sighs) I do not approve of this matter!!! Arwen is in her room sulking AND sipping tea! Hm...I'll get some Tetley tea bags later...she might be addicted to it! *Rolls eyes* Estel...Aragorn just smashed into a wall...told him not to run in corridors and closed places when he was a child. Did he listen? Noooooooooo! *Rolls eyes*
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The blue-horsy diary of Éowyn, daughter of Éomund...Éomound?!?
(Sighs) Look at Aragorn…*Aragorn smashes into wall* Oh dear! Aragorn is okay…(Sighs) this guy does he always get hurt!? First it's the cliff now this!!! Yet, I admire him for his ruggedness!! Oops! Accidentally tripped Aragorn! I guess that my foot was sticking out and he didn't seem to notice! This isn't his day! (Sighs) Uh oh! Brother walking around! I got to run!!!!!!!!!!
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The grey-horsy Rohirrim book of Éomer, son of Éomund (I think that's it!)
Grr…my sister is flirting with my friend! I've got to talk to her…and…she stole my sword! Éowyn! (Sighs) Aragorn what the hell are you doing on the floor!?!?! I've got to find her! Grr…sometimes I wonder if she's crazy…duh, I already know the answer! *Rolls eyes* I've got to see if my horsy is okay…but…I want my sword!!!!!!!! *Sucks thumb*
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The blah-blah-blah diary of Wormtongue
Sss…my plan wasss foiled! Almost got killed! Yet…still alive! HA! HA! Saruman pissed off at me *whimpers* don't be angry! *Sips black evil tea* BLAH! This is nasty! Can't we get some reasonable tea here! ?!?!?! Why do the good guys always have the good tea?!?! Hmph! Sulking now...I have nothing else to do...nothing...blank...I could always start knitting! Then again...
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The fiery-red book of Sauron
Grr...*Bends mind* I have a MIGRAINE!!! AAGH! (Mouth of Sauron drinks disgusting black evil tea) AAH! Much better! Ahem! My migraine is better! AAGH! There is something in my eye!!! Only a fly...I think that I need eye drops! Still…trying…to…find…my…precious…ring! *Bends mind* I can't find it! Mommy! (Mouth of Sauron sucks thumb) *sniff* my precious ring! It's mine! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! (Sighs) I really need a life! Or maybe a vacation…after I get the ring and destroy Middle-Earth!
Okay...you must be wondering what's with the characters sucking their thumbs and sipping tea...I guess that I was really bored in class and I had a headache and thought about tea...*Sips tea* ahh...hope that you all enjoyed it! If you have questions, or comments, e-mail me...my address is on my bio.
TA! (Runs in the forest and slams into a tree) DARN! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?