Bad me. I forgot to do a disclaimer!
Disclaimer: If you think Marvel belongs to moi, you are seriously mistaken. It belongs to a very rich guy. However, Danny, Arcane, Doggy, Cassius and Brutus, Kally, Herman, and various other animal characters and other beings belong solely to me.
SHOUT OUTS!
HoneyBug17: The Alligator was just tossed in there as an afterthought, but he got put back into the zoo.
Rogue77: Yeah, but I've been wanting to parody some Halloween thing, so that gave me a perfect excuse.
The Son of Logan and Ororo: Heh. Thanks, I thought it was fun.
Radical-Seto: Wait no longer. Beginning shots are being made.
ShnazzySpazzy: The 'I' is Danny. She's the only one I use that point of view on. I think…
Asteria: Right on!
Laureate: It was just a parody of night before Christmas, but thanks, it took a long time for me to write.
Realm9: Nothing right now. But more later.
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"MY UNDERWEAR!"
"MY COOKIES!!!"
Ah, the sound of a prank war just begun. I got out of the girl's shower, which had a nice opaque door, which got put in after Bobby tried to sneak a peak and accidentally caught Rogue in a towel. The boys made the first move. I guess it would be up to us girl's to make the next.
My clothes are gone.
"Aw, crap." I swore softly. I checked around the bathroom. Nothing. Except…
Brimstone.
"I'm going to kill them." I stated as I grabbed an extra large towel from the rack and wrapped it around my body.
I stuck my head out the door, my hair sopping wet. Not that there was much hair to begin with, what with my locks shorn off earlier in the year. The water barely kept it down. I guess having it long weighed it down, but now that it was short it was having a field day.
There was no one, so I stepped carefully into the hallway, looked about again, and bolted to my room.
I was halfway there when I ran into Jean.
"What are you doing?!"
"Streaking the wrong way!" I yelled as I slipped past her. I managed to get to my door with no other obstacles.
"Yes! Take tha—Hell." My door was frozen shut. "AMARA!"
"I'M A LITTLE BUSY!"
"UNFREEZE MY DOOR!"
"WHY?!" She screamed back. She could be really snobby sometimes.
"BECAUSE MY CLOTHES WERE STOLEN!"
A couple doors swung open and some heads peeked out, boys and girls alike. One room slammed shut real fast with howls of laughter. Amara ran out of a door several rooms away and ran over to me, red with embarrassment. Her embarrassment got her powers to work a little too well, as she burned my door to cinders.
"Oops!" Amara looked a little taken aback, as if she didn't know wood could burn.
"Not exactly what I had in mind." I said dryly.
Oh, but this means war.
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"Hey Danny." Bobby said smugly as I came down to breakfast.
"Hello Bobby," I said with an amount of sweetness that would make Little girl Anna sick. I was all dressed, having forced Amara to use her room, and the weekend was almost in full swing.
Almost.
Tabby and Rahne helped Ms. Ororo set out the drinks while Amara and Kitty set out the salt and pepper shakers. It was the girl's turn to set the table since the guys did it last weekend. I managed to get out of it because my door burned down. And because I had to help Mr. Logan with a reptile problem yesterday.
I never knew Albert the Alligator could be such fun.
Everybody sat down to eat, chatting and laughing at what happened that morning, how some girl's got frozen underwear and Kitty's new culinary delight got freeze dried.
Bobby grabbed both of the salt and pepper shakers and started shaking them onto his eggs. But nothing came out.
"What the?" He shook it again, but nothing came out again. He looked over at me.
"Real original, Dan." He shook them hard.
BOOM!
Bobby stared at the shakers in shock. Both of them had exploded on him, covering him in foam.
Several of the girls snorted into their pancakes, trying not to be seen laughing. Jean was trying not to laugh, but I could her blowing bubbles into her juice.
"Not bad," Ray commented as he took a drink from his glass.
BUH-WOOOSH!
Courtesy of Tabby's time bombs, every single drink in the guy's glasses suddenly fountained upwards and hit them in the face.
Ray caught the brunt of his assault. His hair was lying limp across his head.
I dug my fork into my pancakes and ate them slowly, savoring the looks on their faces.
"Guess we gotta be more original, hunh?"
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The girls met me in my room later on.
"This means war, you know." Rahne said. " We're about to get pranked everyday, totally embarrassed, and humiliated."
"You wanna back out?" I asked, surprised.
"Naw. This is much more fun!"
The girls included Kitty, Tabby, Jubes, and Rahne. And me. Jean had not wanted anything to do with it. Rogue had ignored us. Amara had decided to sit it out, but hadn't ratted on us when we set our breakfast plans in motion, so there was still hope for her. There was no tally on the boys. We were without information.
With creative ideas.
"So what next?" Jubes prodded.
"Actually, I've been inspired!" I exclaimed.
"What?" Rahne jumped off my bed. Doggy and the twins were hiding in Julian's room, as were many of the other animals that I didn't want to get hurt by screaming girls. Except for a large Owl sitting on the top of my bed, with his head tucked under his wing and a few bats hanging in my closet, the room was bare.
"By who?" Kitty asked eagerly.
"One of our teammates. Listen closely." I hunkered down and laid out my plan for them. The good thing about my power is that no one could sneak up on us and listen in. Especially since I had several pigeons doing reconnaissance outside the windows and mice watching the halls. Which, considering the fact that I had no door, was invaluable.
"Oh, that's evil." Tabby giggled. "That's so good, that it's bad."
"Tonight?"
"Got it." The others giggled.
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What horror awaits? Fun and Pranks abound!
Doggy takes reviews yet again!