Songs for Mind, Quotes for Thought By: MalicFan007
Ch. 1-Introduction

:Narrator: As we look in on our new authoress, we see she's sitting at her desk innocently typing on her computer...

:Authoress/Aleu: You fu*kin' piece of sh*t! Why do you have to freeze every damn time I listen to my fu*king music?!?!

:Narrator: ...She's always very nice...*is totally oblivious*

:Aleu: *pulls out a sword and proceeds to chop laptop into pieces* &%$#@!!!! DIE!!!! *pulls out flame thrower* BURN!!!! ROAST!!!! Mauhahahaha!!!!

:Narrator: *still oblivious*...She wouldn't hur-* authoress has disappeared* ...Where'd she go!?!?

:Aleu: *is behind narrator, pulls out her 'Super Cool Magic Wand Of Doom' (SCMWOD, magic wand, or wand for short), cheep special effects play* Good- bye, Narrator! *makes Narrator disappear*

:Narrator 2: O_O'" Aleu is a young girl around her early teens. She wears a black pair of Jeans and shirt. She also wears small black oval glasses and an ankle length trenchcoat (that does NOT! defy gravity), clipped together with a small heart-shaped buckle. She's medium dark blond/light light brown.

:Aleu: *shoves Narrator 2 out window* Where do they come from? *looks for more* I think they're gone. Well, you've met me; I'm weird. ^_^' There's one more of my own characters you should meet. I didn't want Mokuba to be the only...uh,um...10(?)-year-old. (I'm not sure on his age. I've heard that he's between age 7 & 14 o.o') So I invited 'my brother' to be his Best Bud. Sorry, if any of you are offended, I didn't want Mokuba getting lonely.* uses SCMWOD, Jordan appears*

:Narrator 3: Jordan is about the same height as Mokuba. He wears blue Jeans and a horizontal blue and green striped shirt. Jordan is blond.(Go Blonds!)

:Aleu: Where do you come from?!?!

:Narrator 3/Jordan: -_-"' *Narrator 3 walks out of the room before danger strikes*

:Aleu: OK...I am calm...calm, yes. So me and my brother will be randomly popping in, not much, usually only in the mini-fics, or references will be made to us.

:Jordan: Hey, what abouta disclaimer?

:Aleu: I own the world!!

:Jordan: No! You did it wrong!

:Aleu: Oh, well then, smarty, you, do it.

:Jordan: MalicFan007(Go James Bond!) doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh! and if this fic makes anyone upset...Well, take you stinking @$$ and go fu_k up a tree! Don't have a tree? Borrow one from you neighbor!

:Aleu: So that's how you do it! Now I want to make this clear: I don't believe Téa preaches friendship. WAIT, DON"T LEAVE!!!! That doesn't mean I favor her or can't bash her. * uses wand, Téa appears, blows up, rains to the floor, pieces back together, and goes back to where she was* ^_^ Weee!

:Jordan:O.O'"!!!

:Aleu: I'm pretty sure everybody will be bashed and have their moment(s) of glory, some more than others. At the end of each chapter I'll include a quote or fact or something else (from Yu-Gi-Oh or real life). I may include more than one. Read and Flame!

:Jordan: No! Read and Review!!

:Aleu: Oh...*runs off to find sugar*

:Jordan: *follows*

~*~*~*~Random Useless Fact #1~*~*~*~

:Mai, Téa, Serenity: Women in glass houses should dress in the bacement.

~*~*~*~Random Useless Fact #2~*~*~*~

:Narrator 4: The name Seto Kaiba is composed of three Egyptian terms and two vowels: No. 1-Set, God of Evil/Lord of Storms. No. 2- Ka, part of the 'spirit' that stayed with the body after death, but was independent and could move, eat and drink at will. And No. 3- Ba, the human-headed bird atht flew around in the tomb during the day bringing air and food to the deceased, but traveled with Ra on the Solar Barge during the evenings. (Quiescence...I think not.) 'I'm leaving'

:Personal Signature: ~MalicFan007~ I am the Atomic Kitten; hear me roar!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!