(ESTABLISHING SHOT: Buneo Nacho)
(Cut to the interior. KIM, RON, and JILL sit at a table. KIM studies some papers)
RON: So, whatcha got?
KIM: I'm casting people.
RON: Cool. So, break the good news to me, I didn't get a part, did I?
KIM: Actually, you did.
RON: (Having heard what he expected) All right! (Beat) Wait- what?
KIM: I thought you did a really good job, so I gave you a part.
JILL: Most people would be happy to get a part Ron. (Beat) Which reminds me-
KIM: So did you, Jill.
JILL: Oh yeah! Naga naga nooch!
KIM: Yeah, whatever.
RON: Great, just great.
KIM: Why don't you want this part, Ron?
RON: Why? I'll tell you why, because you'll be in a position of authority. You'll goon on your power just like I did. Don't you see that?
KIM: Come on, Ron. This is different. I'll be telling you what you need to do...
RON: See?!
KIM: ...in order to better your performance. Please, Ron.
RON: Sorry, KP, I just know how this is gonna end up.
JILL: Well, maybe you'll be wrong. Maybe it won't turn out like you think.
KIM: Yeah, Ron.
RON: Fine. So, who am I playing?
KIM: Guy named Kevin.
RON: And what does he do?
KIM: Did you read the script at all?
RON: No. Please continue with description.
KIM: I thought not. Anyway, you and your date are going to the prom with your best friend and his date and another friend.
JILL: And I'm his date?
KIM: Actually, no.
JILL: What? Then who's his date?
KIM: Amelia.
RON: (Perking up) A senior? Boo-ya!
(JILL glares at him. RON sees this)
RON: I mean, um, cool?
(JILL continues to glare)
RON: Not cool? (To KIM) Some help?
KIM: Jill, you're playing Nikki, the friend tagging along with the group.
(JILL stops glaring at RON)
JILL: Huh. (Thinks) Oh, Nikki? I got Nikki?
KIM: Yeah.
JILL: She's awesome. She's my favorite character.
KIM: Then you should really enjoy doing it.
JILL: I think I will. So, who's playing Ron's date again?
KIM: Amelia.
JILL: Interesting.
(JILL takes a sip of her drink)
RON: So who's my friend in the play?
KIM: Josh.
RON: I should have figured he would get a part.
KIM: What's that mean?
RON: Nothing.
KIM: I didn't give him a part because I like him, I gave him one because he showed that he could act well enough to be in a Kim Possible production.
RON: See?!
KIM: See what?
RON: You're gooning already! You just called the play a Kim Possible production.
KIM: That's because I'm directing it, it's my production. Really, Ron, I promise you, I'm not gonna goon. Everything's going to be fine.
(Cut to a sign that reads: "Welcome to Middleton." A sewer in the road in front of the sign. The sewer lid opens and GILL peers out)
GILL: Middleton. This is it, squeeb. Payback time.
(Cut to the interior. KIM, RON, and JILL sit at a table. KIM studies some papers)
RON: So, whatcha got?
KIM: I'm casting people.
RON: Cool. So, break the good news to me, I didn't get a part, did I?
KIM: Actually, you did.
RON: (Having heard what he expected) All right! (Beat) Wait- what?
KIM: I thought you did a really good job, so I gave you a part.
JILL: Most people would be happy to get a part Ron. (Beat) Which reminds me-
KIM: So did you, Jill.
JILL: Oh yeah! Naga naga nooch!
KIM: Yeah, whatever.
RON: Great, just great.
KIM: Why don't you want this part, Ron?
RON: Why? I'll tell you why, because you'll be in a position of authority. You'll goon on your power just like I did. Don't you see that?
KIM: Come on, Ron. This is different. I'll be telling you what you need to do...
RON: See?!
KIM: ...in order to better your performance. Please, Ron.
RON: Sorry, KP, I just know how this is gonna end up.
JILL: Well, maybe you'll be wrong. Maybe it won't turn out like you think.
KIM: Yeah, Ron.
RON: Fine. So, who am I playing?
KIM: Guy named Kevin.
RON: And what does he do?
KIM: Did you read the script at all?
RON: No. Please continue with description.
KIM: I thought not. Anyway, you and your date are going to the prom with your best friend and his date and another friend.
JILL: And I'm his date?
KIM: Actually, no.
JILL: What? Then who's his date?
KIM: Amelia.
RON: (Perking up) A senior? Boo-ya!
(JILL glares at him. RON sees this)
RON: I mean, um, cool?
(JILL continues to glare)
RON: Not cool? (To KIM) Some help?
KIM: Jill, you're playing Nikki, the friend tagging along with the group.
(JILL stops glaring at RON)
JILL: Huh. (Thinks) Oh, Nikki? I got Nikki?
KIM: Yeah.
JILL: She's awesome. She's my favorite character.
KIM: Then you should really enjoy doing it.
JILL: I think I will. So, who's playing Ron's date again?
KIM: Amelia.
JILL: Interesting.
(JILL takes a sip of her drink)
RON: So who's my friend in the play?
KIM: Josh.
RON: I should have figured he would get a part.
KIM: What's that mean?
RON: Nothing.
KIM: I didn't give him a part because I like him, I gave him one because he showed that he could act well enough to be in a Kim Possible production.
RON: See?!
KIM: See what?
RON: You're gooning already! You just called the play a Kim Possible production.
KIM: That's because I'm directing it, it's my production. Really, Ron, I promise you, I'm not gonna goon. Everything's going to be fine.
(Cut to a sign that reads: "Welcome to Middleton." A sewer in the road in front of the sign. The sewer lid opens and GILL peers out)
GILL: Middleton. This is it, squeeb. Payback time.