(ESTABLISHING SHOT: Middleton High School)
(The sign outside the high school reads: "*High School*- a Kim Possible Production)
(Cut to backstage. KIM and RON are standing near the curtain. KIM looks through the curtain at the audience. She turns around and looks at RON)
KIM: It's packed.
RON: I know, it's great, isn't it?
KIM: Yeah. Aren't you glad you gave it a fair try?
RON: Yeah. It's kind of weird, but fun.
KIM: It's not weird.
(A TECHNICIAN approaches the two, carrying a pineapple)
TECHNICIAN: Here, touch the pineapple.
RON: What?
TECHNICIAN: Touch the pineapple. It's for good luck.
RON: Well-
TECHNICIAN: Come on, just do it. It's a theatre thing.
RON: It's just, it seems kind of-
TECHNICIAN: JUST TOUCH THE PINEAPPLE!
(RON touches the pineapple. The TECHNICIAN offers the pineapple to KIM, who touches it. The TECHNICIAN walks off)
RON: Not weird, huh?
KIM: It's a tradition. Some traditions are weird.
RON: Yeah, whatever. How long till curtain?
KIM: About five minutes.
RON: Okay, I'm gonna step out for some air.
KIM: All right, I'll send Bonnie out to get you in two.
(RON walks off. JILL approaches)
KIM: Hey, Jill. Ready?
JILL: Yeah, I'm psyched. This is gonna be great.
(TARA walks up)
KIM: Hey, Tara. Break a leg.
TARA: Thanks, Kim.
JILL: Yeah, break a leg.
(TARA glares at JILL and walks off)
JILL: What was that all about?
KIM: Beats me. We're on in five.
(Cut to the area outside the backstage area. RON sits on a step)
RON: This might not be so bad. Maybe they'll actually like it.
(JILL sticks her head out the door)
JILL: Hey, Ron. Just wanted to wish you good luck.
RON: Thanks, Jill. See you out there.
(JILL goes back inside)
GILL: (OS) Yeah, squeeb. Good luck. You're gonna need it.
RON: What?
GILL: (OS) Didn't expect me, did you?
RON: (Looking around) Um, no, not really.
GILL: (OS) Don't bother looking for me. I blend in too well. It's payback time, Ronnie. For Camp and what happened in Florida.
(BONNIE opens the door)
BONNIE: Hey, loser! Two minutes to curtain! Get in here.
RON: Um, Bonnie, we have a problem.
BONNIE: Yeah, you're gonna have a serious problem with Kim if you don't-
(Suddenly, BONNIE is struck by muck and is thrown back into the gym. She is plastered against a wall, just as KIM walks past her)
KIM: Wha?
BONNIE: Ew! Unpleasant feeling!
(KIM examines the muck)
KIM: Bonnie, where's Ron?
BONNIE: Get this off of me!
KIM: Where's Ron?
BONNIE: Outside, now clean me up!
KIM: Sorry, Bonnie, just hang tight.
(KIM runs off)
BONNIE: Wait! Come back here! Get this off me!
(Cut back to the outside. RON is looking around. KIM bursts through the door)
KIM: Okay, where is he?
RON: I don't know.
(GILL drops down behind them)
GILL: Right here.
(KIM and RON spin around)
GILL: That's right, Ronnie, I'm back. It's time to get even for everything you've done to me. For turning me into a mutant, beating me when I brought you back to the camp, and when you beat me in the Gulf. I've waited a long time for this, squeeb. I've waited for years, planning this out very carefully. My hatred has built up over the years, allowing me to formulate your terrible fate. I have come up with the perfect revenge, one that will make up for all the misfortune you've brought me. All the misery and suffering I've undergone won't be anything compared to what I have in store for you. You're going to pay, Ronnie, and you've going to pay big time.
(Cut to the second story level of the high school. The TECHNICIAN with the pineapple walks past a SECOND TECHNICIAN, who is watering a plant)
TECHNICIAN 2: Okay, I'm new at this whole theatre thing. What exactly do you do with the pineapple after everyone's touched it?
TECHNICIAN: Well the crew usually eats it, but I hate pineapple.
TECHNICIAN 2: I'm allergic. (Beat) So what're you going to do with it?
TECHNICIAN: I leave it here until after the show, maybe someone in the cast will want it.
(The TECHNICIAN puts the pineapple on the windowsill. When they do, they knock the plant off balance and it falls out the window)
(Cut back to the bottom)
GILL: I'm gonna turn you into a mutant, so you can know what I've gone through all these years. All the misery and suffering. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.
(On cue, the plant from above falls and smashes on GILL's head, knocking him unconscious)
KIM: Well, that was luck.
RON: Yeah. I'm glad I touched that pineapple.
KIM: I guess we're good as gold as far as the play's concerned. Ready?
RON: Yeah. (Of GILL) What do we do about him?
KIM: I'll talk to Wade. Which reminds me, I should probably call someone to help Bonnie. Well, let's go.
RON: After you.
(KIM and RON go into the building)
(The sign outside the high school reads: "*High School*- a Kim Possible Production)
(Cut to backstage. KIM and RON are standing near the curtain. KIM looks through the curtain at the audience. She turns around and looks at RON)
KIM: It's packed.
RON: I know, it's great, isn't it?
KIM: Yeah. Aren't you glad you gave it a fair try?
RON: Yeah. It's kind of weird, but fun.
KIM: It's not weird.
(A TECHNICIAN approaches the two, carrying a pineapple)
TECHNICIAN: Here, touch the pineapple.
RON: What?
TECHNICIAN: Touch the pineapple. It's for good luck.
RON: Well-
TECHNICIAN: Come on, just do it. It's a theatre thing.
RON: It's just, it seems kind of-
TECHNICIAN: JUST TOUCH THE PINEAPPLE!
(RON touches the pineapple. The TECHNICIAN offers the pineapple to KIM, who touches it. The TECHNICIAN walks off)
RON: Not weird, huh?
KIM: It's a tradition. Some traditions are weird.
RON: Yeah, whatever. How long till curtain?
KIM: About five minutes.
RON: Okay, I'm gonna step out for some air.
KIM: All right, I'll send Bonnie out to get you in two.
(RON walks off. JILL approaches)
KIM: Hey, Jill. Ready?
JILL: Yeah, I'm psyched. This is gonna be great.
(TARA walks up)
KIM: Hey, Tara. Break a leg.
TARA: Thanks, Kim.
JILL: Yeah, break a leg.
(TARA glares at JILL and walks off)
JILL: What was that all about?
KIM: Beats me. We're on in five.
(Cut to the area outside the backstage area. RON sits on a step)
RON: This might not be so bad. Maybe they'll actually like it.
(JILL sticks her head out the door)
JILL: Hey, Ron. Just wanted to wish you good luck.
RON: Thanks, Jill. See you out there.
(JILL goes back inside)
GILL: (OS) Yeah, squeeb. Good luck. You're gonna need it.
RON: What?
GILL: (OS) Didn't expect me, did you?
RON: (Looking around) Um, no, not really.
GILL: (OS) Don't bother looking for me. I blend in too well. It's payback time, Ronnie. For Camp and what happened in Florida.
(BONNIE opens the door)
BONNIE: Hey, loser! Two minutes to curtain! Get in here.
RON: Um, Bonnie, we have a problem.
BONNIE: Yeah, you're gonna have a serious problem with Kim if you don't-
(Suddenly, BONNIE is struck by muck and is thrown back into the gym. She is plastered against a wall, just as KIM walks past her)
KIM: Wha?
BONNIE: Ew! Unpleasant feeling!
(KIM examines the muck)
KIM: Bonnie, where's Ron?
BONNIE: Get this off of me!
KIM: Where's Ron?
BONNIE: Outside, now clean me up!
KIM: Sorry, Bonnie, just hang tight.
(KIM runs off)
BONNIE: Wait! Come back here! Get this off me!
(Cut back to the outside. RON is looking around. KIM bursts through the door)
KIM: Okay, where is he?
RON: I don't know.
(GILL drops down behind them)
GILL: Right here.
(KIM and RON spin around)
GILL: That's right, Ronnie, I'm back. It's time to get even for everything you've done to me. For turning me into a mutant, beating me when I brought you back to the camp, and when you beat me in the Gulf. I've waited a long time for this, squeeb. I've waited for years, planning this out very carefully. My hatred has built up over the years, allowing me to formulate your terrible fate. I have come up with the perfect revenge, one that will make up for all the misfortune you've brought me. All the misery and suffering I've undergone won't be anything compared to what I have in store for you. You're going to pay, Ronnie, and you've going to pay big time.
(Cut to the second story level of the high school. The TECHNICIAN with the pineapple walks past a SECOND TECHNICIAN, who is watering a plant)
TECHNICIAN 2: Okay, I'm new at this whole theatre thing. What exactly do you do with the pineapple after everyone's touched it?
TECHNICIAN: Well the crew usually eats it, but I hate pineapple.
TECHNICIAN 2: I'm allergic. (Beat) So what're you going to do with it?
TECHNICIAN: I leave it here until after the show, maybe someone in the cast will want it.
(The TECHNICIAN puts the pineapple on the windowsill. When they do, they knock the plant off balance and it falls out the window)
(Cut back to the bottom)
GILL: I'm gonna turn you into a mutant, so you can know what I've gone through all these years. All the misery and suffering. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.
(On cue, the plant from above falls and smashes on GILL's head, knocking him unconscious)
KIM: Well, that was luck.
RON: Yeah. I'm glad I touched that pineapple.
KIM: I guess we're good as gold as far as the play's concerned. Ready?
RON: Yeah. (Of GILL) What do we do about him?
KIM: I'll talk to Wade. Which reminds me, I should probably call someone to help Bonnie. Well, let's go.
RON: After you.
(KIM and RON go into the building)