"The Craft/Buffy: The Vampire Slayer/Days Of Our Lives/WWE RAW vs. Russian
Roulette"
By: D.F. Williams
Chapter 1: Neve Campbell Questions And A Cranky Contestant It's the most dangerous game that Game Show Network has to offer. It's dramatic-yet funny--as the way the contestants exit when they get an answer wrong, their drop zone unlocks, and the light stops on them. They fall through a hole just to get off stage!
"Four strangers. One goal: To challenge each other for a chance at $100,000. But one wrong answer can be their last. This is Russian Roulette." Burton said in his low, movie announcer voice.
"The players are: Angel, whose last name is withheld, a vampire crime fighter from Los Angeles, California. Sidney Prescott, a college student also from Los Angeles, California. Another contestant is Lucas Roberts, a detective from Salem, Massachusetts, and Jeff Hardy, a musician and ex- wrestler from Cameron, North Carolina. And here is your host of Russian Roulette, Mark L. Walberg." Burton said. The audience applauded.
ALSO: I don't own Angel, Sidney Prescott, Lucas Roberts, Jeff Hardy, or the game show Russian Roulette.
The audience had applauded. Mark L. Walberg walked over the bridge to the game area. He introduced everyone to the dangerous game show in the world: Russian Roulette. The reason is that if a player gets an answer wrong or time is up on answering a question, their drop zone unlocks. If the light stops on them, they drop through a trap door.
The four contestants who are trying to avoid falling are Sidney Prescott (Scream), Angel (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer), Lucas DiMera (Days Of Our Lives) and Jeff Hardy (WWE RAW).
"In this round, each question is worth $250. Now since this is a new season, we have a new rule. We will give each one of you $1,000. Now, since we drew numbers to see who would start first, that means Jeff, you are our first challenger. Here's the question." Mark said. "What year did Neve Campbell win an MTV Award for Best Actress? And who would you like to challenge?"
"I'll challenge Lucas." Jeff said. "I don't think he's a fanatic of Scream."
"Lucas, Jeff over here has challenged you to answer this question. Good luck."
"HA!" he said. "It's."
"Lucas, wait for me to give the choices!" Mark said. The audience laughed and applauded. "Is it 1996, 1998, 1999, or 2000?"
"As I was saying-it was 1998. Eat dirt, Jeff!" Lucas retorted. The audience gasped and laughed.
"Oh, we'll see about that!" Jeff said.
"OK. You can stop going at each other's throats." Mark said. "Is the correct answer 1998?"
A guitar riff sounded. The audience applauded. Lucas won $200 for getting it correct. His total was now $1,250.
"OK, Lucas." Mark said. "And we'll add another drop zone while we're at it. Since you answered the question correctly, YOU are now the challenger. Here's the question. What exotic Porsche car model did Neve Campbell say she owned?" he asked. "Now you can select who to challenge."
"I think Jeff is more of a car fanatic, but not about foreign models, like, Porsches for example. I'll challenge him." Lucas said.
"You sound pretty unsure there." Mark said. "I thought you were going to challenge Sidney there."
"I'm going to get him for this." Jeff said. The audience laughed out loud and applauded.
"Now, the answer to the question is: Is it the 911, 928, 944, or 968?" Mark asked.
"Now, I have exactly no idea who Neve Campbell is," Jeff, who was unsure about the question, said. The audience laughed. "But I'll take a wild guess and say she owns the exotic 911. A Corvette can go faster than that car!" The audience laughed harder. The camera showed Sidney.
"Oh, that's enough, Jeff!" she replied.
"Is the correct answer 911?" A buzzer sounded. Jeff gave a look of disgust. Lucas rejoiced, but was proven wrong. The audience groaned. Then a guitar riff played. The audience laughed. The producers thought the answer was wrong.
"The producers researched the answer on a GeoCities web page and it says she owns a 911 Carrera. They have confirmed that the answer is correct, so we'll add $250 to your score, Jeff." Mark said.
"Here is the next question." Mark said before Jeff interrupted him.
"Is this another freakin' question about Neve Campbell?! I've had enough of this--!" Jeff yelled. The audience laughed harder, along with Jeff, and applauded. The cussword was bleeped out with a car horn.
"Jeff, I'm here to inform you that your hopes of getting out of these questions just got down even deeper because all of the questions in this round have to deal with her. In other words, you don't have any chance of escaping these first-round questions." Mark said. "Just in case you didn't notice, when you said Neve Campbell, we just added another drop zone." The audience laughed and applauded. Jeff wasn't going to give another outburst like that.
"OK." Mark said. "As I was saying, what month on the third day is her birthdate?" "You may select who to challenge."
"It looks as if the knowledge about Neve Campbell will never die." Jeff said. "I'm going to give Lucas a break. I'll challenge Angel."
"Angel, it looks like Jeff has challenged you." Mark said. "Is the correct answer October, November, September, or December?"
"Gee, I wish Jeff could have taken that one." Angel retorted. The audience laughed.
"I, like Jeff, have no idea who she is, so I'll say the third. I'm guessing on this one. I'm about 50% sure."
"Hmmm, I'd say. Is the correct answer the third?" A guitar riff sounded. The audience applauded. Angel went up to $1,250.
"I'd say NONE of the contestants know who Neve Campbell is." Mark said. The audience laughed and applauded. "We'll add one more drop zone. Anyways, Angel, here's the next question. You have become the challenger now. The question is: What was the name of Neve Campbell's character in Scream? You may now select who to challenge."
"Hmmm, I haven't challenged Lucas. I'll challenge him."
"Angel did it to you now, Lucas." Mark said. "Is it Sidney Prescott, Kelly Clarkson, or Sami Brady?"
"Hmmm, I haven't seen Scream when it came out in theaters, so I'll say Sami Brady."
"Is the correct answer Sami Brady?" A buzzer sounded. Half of the audience groaned and laughed. On the screen for the viewers at home, the correct answer, Sidney Prescott, was highlighted.
"Oooh, I'm sorry, that's incorrect." Mark said. "Actually, the correct answer was YOUR OPPONENT!" The audience laughed harder and applauded. "Well, because you got that answer wrong, all of your money goes to Angel. And you have to play Russian Roulette with four drop zones. Any last words?"
Score Recap: Sidney: $1,000 Angel: $2,500 Lucas: $0 Jeff: $1,250
"Jeff Hardy, you are not going to get away with this. Just you wait." The audience paused, then laughed. Some even applauded.
"Is that a threat?" Mark said. The audience laughed. "You know that Jeff could win the $100,000 and you drop. It's a possibility."
"Unlock Lucas' drop zone." Mark commanded. A loud thump was heard as Lucas' drop zone was unlocked. "Let's play Russian Roulette." He said. The main jingle when you are going to play Russian Roulette played. "Pull the handle."
And Lucas did just that.
"Neve Campbell, I'm coming down with you!" he said as he pulled the lever.
The lights spun around the game floor. The camera switched to a unique sky- high view. The light showed different spaces.
"No, please, not me." Sidney said. "I'm not going to drop because of witchcraft!" The audience laughed. "Sidney, you didn't get any of the questions wrong, but your time will come." Mark said.
"Don't point that - light at me!" Jeff said. The audience laughed because Jeff had a swearing problem. It was bleeped out with yet another car horn.
The light stopped on Lucas.
"Oh, my." His drop zone opened. He dropped with a surprised expression on his face. The audience laughed and cheered as Lucas fell down. "SEE YA!" Jeff yelled and started laughing. "I didn't think that was necessary, Jeff." Angel said. The audience oohed. Sami Brady had to like what happened to Lucas. He fell and landed on the landing pad, which led to backstage. The stagehands checked to see if he was OK. Jeff was seen on camera dancing like an idiot when Lucas' drop zone opened and Lucas fell in. "And while you're down there, tell Alison Sweeney I said hi!" Mark said. The audience laughed and applauded. "I just can't get over Alison Sweeney. We'll be right back." Mark said, laughing. And then there were three: Angel, Sidney Prescott, and Jeff Hardy. Round Two was going to get EVEN harder than the first.
Chapter 1: Neve Campbell Questions And A Cranky Contestant It's the most dangerous game that Game Show Network has to offer. It's dramatic-yet funny--as the way the contestants exit when they get an answer wrong, their drop zone unlocks, and the light stops on them. They fall through a hole just to get off stage!
"Four strangers. One goal: To challenge each other for a chance at $100,000. But one wrong answer can be their last. This is Russian Roulette." Burton said in his low, movie announcer voice.
"The players are: Angel, whose last name is withheld, a vampire crime fighter from Los Angeles, California. Sidney Prescott, a college student also from Los Angeles, California. Another contestant is Lucas Roberts, a detective from Salem, Massachusetts, and Jeff Hardy, a musician and ex- wrestler from Cameron, North Carolina. And here is your host of Russian Roulette, Mark L. Walberg." Burton said. The audience applauded.
ALSO: I don't own Angel, Sidney Prescott, Lucas Roberts, Jeff Hardy, or the game show Russian Roulette.
The audience had applauded. Mark L. Walberg walked over the bridge to the game area. He introduced everyone to the dangerous game show in the world: Russian Roulette. The reason is that if a player gets an answer wrong or time is up on answering a question, their drop zone unlocks. If the light stops on them, they drop through a trap door.
The four contestants who are trying to avoid falling are Sidney Prescott (Scream), Angel (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer), Lucas DiMera (Days Of Our Lives) and Jeff Hardy (WWE RAW).
"In this round, each question is worth $250. Now since this is a new season, we have a new rule. We will give each one of you $1,000. Now, since we drew numbers to see who would start first, that means Jeff, you are our first challenger. Here's the question." Mark said. "What year did Neve Campbell win an MTV Award for Best Actress? And who would you like to challenge?"
"I'll challenge Lucas." Jeff said. "I don't think he's a fanatic of Scream."
"Lucas, Jeff over here has challenged you to answer this question. Good luck."
"HA!" he said. "It's."
"Lucas, wait for me to give the choices!" Mark said. The audience laughed and applauded. "Is it 1996, 1998, 1999, or 2000?"
"As I was saying-it was 1998. Eat dirt, Jeff!" Lucas retorted. The audience gasped and laughed.
"Oh, we'll see about that!" Jeff said.
"OK. You can stop going at each other's throats." Mark said. "Is the correct answer 1998?"
A guitar riff sounded. The audience applauded. Lucas won $200 for getting it correct. His total was now $1,250.
"OK, Lucas." Mark said. "And we'll add another drop zone while we're at it. Since you answered the question correctly, YOU are now the challenger. Here's the question. What exotic Porsche car model did Neve Campbell say she owned?" he asked. "Now you can select who to challenge."
"I think Jeff is more of a car fanatic, but not about foreign models, like, Porsches for example. I'll challenge him." Lucas said.
"You sound pretty unsure there." Mark said. "I thought you were going to challenge Sidney there."
"I'm going to get him for this." Jeff said. The audience laughed out loud and applauded.
"Now, the answer to the question is: Is it the 911, 928, 944, or 968?" Mark asked.
"Now, I have exactly no idea who Neve Campbell is," Jeff, who was unsure about the question, said. The audience laughed. "But I'll take a wild guess and say she owns the exotic 911. A Corvette can go faster than that car!" The audience laughed harder. The camera showed Sidney.
"Oh, that's enough, Jeff!" she replied.
"Is the correct answer 911?" A buzzer sounded. Jeff gave a look of disgust. Lucas rejoiced, but was proven wrong. The audience groaned. Then a guitar riff played. The audience laughed. The producers thought the answer was wrong.
"The producers researched the answer on a GeoCities web page and it says she owns a 911 Carrera. They have confirmed that the answer is correct, so we'll add $250 to your score, Jeff." Mark said.
"Here is the next question." Mark said before Jeff interrupted him.
"Is this another freakin' question about Neve Campbell?! I've had enough of this--!" Jeff yelled. The audience laughed harder, along with Jeff, and applauded. The cussword was bleeped out with a car horn.
"Jeff, I'm here to inform you that your hopes of getting out of these questions just got down even deeper because all of the questions in this round have to deal with her. In other words, you don't have any chance of escaping these first-round questions." Mark said. "Just in case you didn't notice, when you said Neve Campbell, we just added another drop zone." The audience laughed and applauded. Jeff wasn't going to give another outburst like that.
"OK." Mark said. "As I was saying, what month on the third day is her birthdate?" "You may select who to challenge."
"It looks as if the knowledge about Neve Campbell will never die." Jeff said. "I'm going to give Lucas a break. I'll challenge Angel."
"Angel, it looks like Jeff has challenged you." Mark said. "Is the correct answer October, November, September, or December?"
"Gee, I wish Jeff could have taken that one." Angel retorted. The audience laughed.
"I, like Jeff, have no idea who she is, so I'll say the third. I'm guessing on this one. I'm about 50% sure."
"Hmmm, I'd say. Is the correct answer the third?" A guitar riff sounded. The audience applauded. Angel went up to $1,250.
"I'd say NONE of the contestants know who Neve Campbell is." Mark said. The audience laughed and applauded. "We'll add one more drop zone. Anyways, Angel, here's the next question. You have become the challenger now. The question is: What was the name of Neve Campbell's character in Scream? You may now select who to challenge."
"Hmmm, I haven't challenged Lucas. I'll challenge him."
"Angel did it to you now, Lucas." Mark said. "Is it Sidney Prescott, Kelly Clarkson, or Sami Brady?"
"Hmmm, I haven't seen Scream when it came out in theaters, so I'll say Sami Brady."
"Is the correct answer Sami Brady?" A buzzer sounded. Half of the audience groaned and laughed. On the screen for the viewers at home, the correct answer, Sidney Prescott, was highlighted.
"Oooh, I'm sorry, that's incorrect." Mark said. "Actually, the correct answer was YOUR OPPONENT!" The audience laughed harder and applauded. "Well, because you got that answer wrong, all of your money goes to Angel. And you have to play Russian Roulette with four drop zones. Any last words?"
Score Recap: Sidney: $1,000 Angel: $2,500 Lucas: $0 Jeff: $1,250
"Jeff Hardy, you are not going to get away with this. Just you wait." The audience paused, then laughed. Some even applauded.
"Is that a threat?" Mark said. The audience laughed. "You know that Jeff could win the $100,000 and you drop. It's a possibility."
"Unlock Lucas' drop zone." Mark commanded. A loud thump was heard as Lucas' drop zone was unlocked. "Let's play Russian Roulette." He said. The main jingle when you are going to play Russian Roulette played. "Pull the handle."
And Lucas did just that.
"Neve Campbell, I'm coming down with you!" he said as he pulled the lever.
The lights spun around the game floor. The camera switched to a unique sky- high view. The light showed different spaces.
"No, please, not me." Sidney said. "I'm not going to drop because of witchcraft!" The audience laughed. "Sidney, you didn't get any of the questions wrong, but your time will come." Mark said.
"Don't point that - light at me!" Jeff said. The audience laughed because Jeff had a swearing problem. It was bleeped out with yet another car horn.
The light stopped on Lucas.
"Oh, my." His drop zone opened. He dropped with a surprised expression on his face. The audience laughed and cheered as Lucas fell down. "SEE YA!" Jeff yelled and started laughing. "I didn't think that was necessary, Jeff." Angel said. The audience oohed. Sami Brady had to like what happened to Lucas. He fell and landed on the landing pad, which led to backstage. The stagehands checked to see if he was OK. Jeff was seen on camera dancing like an idiot when Lucas' drop zone opened and Lucas fell in. "And while you're down there, tell Alison Sweeney I said hi!" Mark said. The audience laughed and applauded. "I just can't get over Alison Sweeney. We'll be right back." Mark said, laughing. And then there were three: Angel, Sidney Prescott, and Jeff Hardy. Round Two was going to get EVEN harder than the first.