A/N: *blink* Wow. I have a terrifying amount of reviews at the moment.
Which is great, so thanks! Cameo offer still stands, give me your name and
favorite Weiss bishi and I'll try to put you in here *grin*
FireKat - thanks for reviews! I will call you Kate if you want, hopefully there will be more Yohji in this chapter. I know that'll make you happy *smile*
KuroKitsune - KITSUNE!!! *happy look* My sister has an adorable five-tailed kitsune character named Tancor! ^_^ *clears throat* Um. Right. Thank you for reviewing! Anyway, I can give you a role as Omi's girlfriend (Kitsu) if you want, Omitchi will be happy . . .
Poetry in Motion - I'm glad you liked this!
Pocky King Windy - a male stalker is certainly acceptable, it would definitely be a change of scenario for Aya *evil smirk* Thank you for reviewing! (Just so you know, when my sister said "Hey, the Pocky King reviewed your Weiss fic" I was something like "Oh my God! He reviewed! And I love his story! Oh my God! He's like so cool! And he wrote that great story! Oh my God!" I can get a little strange when hyper.)
futagoakuma-tenshi02 - hey, the point of any WK fic is to torture Weiss, right? I will happily torture Aya, only because you want me to of course. I wouldn't even dream of doing it otherwise ^_^
Misura - people like my story! Thank you!
asami - I intend to continue this! Thanks for reviewing!
Sorry if I missed anyone who reviewed!
Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss Kreuz. Unless I can bribe someone to give it to me ^_^ I don't own fanfiction.net, PhotoShop, or Age of Mythology. Also I don't own Yugioh, and don't ask me why it's in here. I had a weird train of thought. . . As for the Flying Purple Hippos of Doom, my sister owns them, for which I am thankful.
I do know that fanfiction no longer posts NC-17 fics. Sorry, it served my purposes to pretend. And no teacher would let kids read X-rated fics, but oh well!
From now on thoughts will be like /this/. Stressed words will be like *this*.
Warnings: AU, probably OOC, maybe slash. I don't think it will be Aya/Omi. Incidentally I may start referring to Aya as Ran in a later chapter, since I might put his younger sister (also Aya) in this and two Ayas would be confusing. (Did that make any sense at all?) NO FLAMES! Flamers are bad people! Not that I've ever been flamed, but for the possibility. . . A warning from my sister: If you see a short, red-haired, green-eyed, pretty girl who answers to the name of Kiara, run away. It's rabid. (Well, not rabid. Just a kind of psycho character who has a *selective* memory. Right.) Also beware dark elves, because they have sharp teeth! (This warning goes twice for chocolate-addicted drow). *cough* Anyway, on with my rant.
CHAPTER THREE
The old lady who worked at the Koneko glanced down the list of sales, totaling up the purchases that day. Significantly less since all Weiss members were gone . . . Aya would not be happy.
*
"Hello class!" said the English teacher brightly at Omi's school that day. "Well since your parents are here and not much work would get done anyway, I've decided we can take a trip to the computer lab and let you look up fanfiction about books you've read this year! Remember fanfiction.net is a good site, and don't read anything inappropriate!"
Omi sat down at a computer, deciding not to read fanfiction but instead hack into a few computers, rearrange some files in a company's computer, and in general have a great time bankrupting a few people.
*
"WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY (CENSORED) COMPUTER?!?" Seto Kaiba screamed from an unimaginable distance away, looking at his completely disordered, chaotic files.
*
Aya absently tapped at the keys of the computer, typing in the link the teacher had suggested for lack of anything better to do. Moments later a page of original fiction came up; he saw the name of a girl who went to Omi's school. Shrugging, he clicked on the link and found only one fic under the name. He glanced at it briefly, surprised to see it had him and Omi in it. And what did "Aya / Omi yaoi, shonen-ai LIME" mean?
Moments later Aya had turned a pretty shade of red that matched his hair.
"Omi!" He hissed furiously.
"Something wrong?" Omi asked absently, using PhotoShop to re-draw some strange picture of a so-called "Blue Eyes White Dragon" into a cartoon mouse.
*
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY (CENSORED) BLUE EYES? AND WHAT IS A MOUSE DOING THERE?!?"
*
"They actually write this stuff?" Aya muttered. "Aren't people in middle school supposed to be, you know, innocent and unware of all explicit and violent subjects?" He then looked at Omi, fellow Weiss member. "Oh wait, never mind."
*
Ken watched the soccer game, bored.
/Maybe I should have gone to school with Omi after all . . . nah. I have a feeling Aya is having a bad day. Oh well, I want to see the look on his face when he gets back./
Ken Hidaka cheerfully went down to the ice cream stand and bought another ice cream cone.
*
(Several hours before)
"Hush. The sight is coming to me."
". . ."
"I see that Tsukiyono and Fujimiya are . . . what the hell?! Dissecting frogs?!"
"Are you sure your sight hasn't failed you? That doesn't seem like the kind of thing Fujimiya would volunteer for. Maybe you're hallucinating, *Oracle*."
". . . urusai Prodigy."
*
After encountering NC-17 fanfiction, Aya quickly exited and opened a computer game called Age of Mythology. He was happily blasting his enemy into oblivion with a troop of Flying Purple Hippos of Doom when the bell rang.
*
"Oh, Ken? He just works with me at the flower shop," Yohji said lazily, sitting across from his beautiful date. "Along with the others."
"Others?" Kate inquired, taking another bite of salad.
"Omi and Aya," Yohji replied, "But I didn't come here to talk about them, you know." He winked at her. "Anyway, how about a movie?"
*
"Lunch! Finally!" Omi sighed in relief, towing Aya toward the gym. "And it might even be eatable today." Getting to the gym, he stopped in shock. Tables were lined up all over and there was a huge buffet stuffed with food. Aya absently walked toward the dessert table, Omi close behind. They encountered someone rather unexpected however.
"Nagi! What are you doing here?!" Omi hissed.
"I'm working," Nagi replied coldly, carrying an enormous chocolate cake past them. Aya calmly reached for a slice.
"Aya! How can you eat when one of them is here?" Omi glared.
"Well we can't kill him now, wait till after school."
"Ah, good point. See you then Nagi."
~
This chapter was really short, I'm kind of stalling, since I don't know where I want to go with it, sorry! Hopefully the next will be longer.
FireKat - thanks for reviews! I will call you Kate if you want, hopefully there will be more Yohji in this chapter. I know that'll make you happy *smile*
KuroKitsune - KITSUNE!!! *happy look* My sister has an adorable five-tailed kitsune character named Tancor! ^_^ *clears throat* Um. Right. Thank you for reviewing! Anyway, I can give you a role as Omi's girlfriend (Kitsu) if you want, Omitchi will be happy . . .
Poetry in Motion - I'm glad you liked this!
Pocky King Windy - a male stalker is certainly acceptable, it would definitely be a change of scenario for Aya *evil smirk* Thank you for reviewing! (Just so you know, when my sister said "Hey, the Pocky King reviewed your Weiss fic" I was something like "Oh my God! He reviewed! And I love his story! Oh my God! He's like so cool! And he wrote that great story! Oh my God!" I can get a little strange when hyper.)
futagoakuma-tenshi02 - hey, the point of any WK fic is to torture Weiss, right? I will happily torture Aya, only because you want me to of course. I wouldn't even dream of doing it otherwise ^_^
Misura - people like my story! Thank you!
asami - I intend to continue this! Thanks for reviewing!
Sorry if I missed anyone who reviewed!
Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss Kreuz. Unless I can bribe someone to give it to me ^_^ I don't own fanfiction.net, PhotoShop, or Age of Mythology. Also I don't own Yugioh, and don't ask me why it's in here. I had a weird train of thought. . . As for the Flying Purple Hippos of Doom, my sister owns them, for which I am thankful.
I do know that fanfiction no longer posts NC-17 fics. Sorry, it served my purposes to pretend. And no teacher would let kids read X-rated fics, but oh well!
From now on thoughts will be like /this/. Stressed words will be like *this*.
Warnings: AU, probably OOC, maybe slash. I don't think it will be Aya/Omi. Incidentally I may start referring to Aya as Ran in a later chapter, since I might put his younger sister (also Aya) in this and two Ayas would be confusing. (Did that make any sense at all?) NO FLAMES! Flamers are bad people! Not that I've ever been flamed, but for the possibility. . . A warning from my sister: If you see a short, red-haired, green-eyed, pretty girl who answers to the name of Kiara, run away. It's rabid. (Well, not rabid. Just a kind of psycho character who has a *selective* memory. Right.) Also beware dark elves, because they have sharp teeth! (This warning goes twice for chocolate-addicted drow). *cough* Anyway, on with my rant.
CHAPTER THREE
The old lady who worked at the Koneko glanced down the list of sales, totaling up the purchases that day. Significantly less since all Weiss members were gone . . . Aya would not be happy.
*
"Hello class!" said the English teacher brightly at Omi's school that day. "Well since your parents are here and not much work would get done anyway, I've decided we can take a trip to the computer lab and let you look up fanfiction about books you've read this year! Remember fanfiction.net is a good site, and don't read anything inappropriate!"
Omi sat down at a computer, deciding not to read fanfiction but instead hack into a few computers, rearrange some files in a company's computer, and in general have a great time bankrupting a few people.
*
"WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY (CENSORED) COMPUTER?!?" Seto Kaiba screamed from an unimaginable distance away, looking at his completely disordered, chaotic files.
*
Aya absently tapped at the keys of the computer, typing in the link the teacher had suggested for lack of anything better to do. Moments later a page of original fiction came up; he saw the name of a girl who went to Omi's school. Shrugging, he clicked on the link and found only one fic under the name. He glanced at it briefly, surprised to see it had him and Omi in it. And what did "Aya / Omi yaoi, shonen-ai LIME" mean?
Moments later Aya had turned a pretty shade of red that matched his hair.
"Omi!" He hissed furiously.
"Something wrong?" Omi asked absently, using PhotoShop to re-draw some strange picture of a so-called "Blue Eyes White Dragon" into a cartoon mouse.
*
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY (CENSORED) BLUE EYES? AND WHAT IS A MOUSE DOING THERE?!?"
*
"They actually write this stuff?" Aya muttered. "Aren't people in middle school supposed to be, you know, innocent and unware of all explicit and violent subjects?" He then looked at Omi, fellow Weiss member. "Oh wait, never mind."
*
Ken watched the soccer game, bored.
/Maybe I should have gone to school with Omi after all . . . nah. I have a feeling Aya is having a bad day. Oh well, I want to see the look on his face when he gets back./
Ken Hidaka cheerfully went down to the ice cream stand and bought another ice cream cone.
*
(Several hours before)
"Hush. The sight is coming to me."
". . ."
"I see that Tsukiyono and Fujimiya are . . . what the hell?! Dissecting frogs?!"
"Are you sure your sight hasn't failed you? That doesn't seem like the kind of thing Fujimiya would volunteer for. Maybe you're hallucinating, *Oracle*."
". . . urusai Prodigy."
*
After encountering NC-17 fanfiction, Aya quickly exited and opened a computer game called Age of Mythology. He was happily blasting his enemy into oblivion with a troop of Flying Purple Hippos of Doom when the bell rang.
*
"Oh, Ken? He just works with me at the flower shop," Yohji said lazily, sitting across from his beautiful date. "Along with the others."
"Others?" Kate inquired, taking another bite of salad.
"Omi and Aya," Yohji replied, "But I didn't come here to talk about them, you know." He winked at her. "Anyway, how about a movie?"
*
"Lunch! Finally!" Omi sighed in relief, towing Aya toward the gym. "And it might even be eatable today." Getting to the gym, he stopped in shock. Tables were lined up all over and there was a huge buffet stuffed with food. Aya absently walked toward the dessert table, Omi close behind. They encountered someone rather unexpected however.
"Nagi! What are you doing here?!" Omi hissed.
"I'm working," Nagi replied coldly, carrying an enormous chocolate cake past them. Aya calmly reached for a slice.
"Aya! How can you eat when one of them is here?" Omi glared.
"Well we can't kill him now, wait till after school."
"Ah, good point. See you then Nagi."
~
This chapter was really short, I'm kind of stalling, since I don't know where I want to go with it, sorry! Hopefully the next will be longer.