Do Me

Jack leant casually in the doorway. "Hey Doc. Nice pen you've got there."

Janet pulled the pen from her lab coat pocket. She smiled slowly as she fiddled with it. "It is, isn't it?"

Jack's hands dug casually into his pockets. "Oh, sure. Almost as interesting as one of Carter's Naquadriah doohickey-things..." He smirked.

She walked towards him menacingly and stopped in front of him. The distance between their bodies was *this* close. "Is there a problem with the type of pen that I use, Colonel?" She questioned.

He took the pen from her slender fingers and slipped it slowly back into the pocket against her breast. Janet exhaled. "Nothing is wrong with your pen, Doctor Fraiser." He put a steadying palm against her waist. "But I think..."

"Jack?" He was interrupted by a slightly insistent tug at his waistband.

"Yeah?"

"Shut up and do me already."

"Yes Doctor."

The door swung closed with a slam.