{A/N: Scene 4 already? Yes indeed. This is one of the random scenes; it involves my friend Steve and his own spoof which will soon be published on ff.net. Now, just to be nice to my reviewers:
Captain Amelia: Thank you for revewing me! I'm glad you enjoyed my adaptation of Dicken's wonderful characters!
Windsong: I'm glad you liked it! There shall be MANY scenes to follow!
kakkoii: You're nuts. You really, really are... but I love you!!!!!! Everyone, this is Dune in this story! *squeeze*
Ren: Thank you! And thanks for wishing me luck... cuz I'll need it!
Once more, I don't own these guys... but I wish I did. STAR WARS is credited to Lucas... and Steve is credited to himself!}
SCENE 4
(SANDY walks on stage, swaying slightly. She looks exhausted, and her fur is rumpled. MISTO pops his head around the curtain, looking just as tired, but content. both obviously got into the catnip recently. The curtain opens to reveal the generator room from Star Wars I. ANAKIN is weeping for his mentor.)
SANDY: Hey, are you alright?
ANAKIN: (looking up) Ohmygod! Talking cats!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (he runs off screaming)
STEVE: (racing in wearing a flight suit) Hey, have you seen my guest? He was supposed to be waiting here for me…
SANDY: Sorry, Steve. If it was Anakin, he ran away.
STEVE: What?! NOOOO! Now I don't have a guest!
MISTO: (leaping on stage) Want me to be your guest? I'll be your guest! Pick me! Pick me! (waving his paws)
LUKE SKYWALKER: (walking in with a light saber) You killed my daddy! DIE!! (swings the saber at STEVE'S head)
STEVE: Hey! Wanna be my guest?
LS: (pausing) Uh…
STEVE: Great! Come on! (STEVE pulls LUKE behind him. MISTO sulks)
MISTO: Not fair!!!!
(VADER walks into the scene)
VADER: Now I can kill the kitties!!!! (acting like he's totally nuts)
SANDY: uh-oh… Everybody run!!!!
LUKE: (running over) DADDY! You're not dead!!!! (starts trying to hug VADER, who tries to push him away)
STEVE: (chasing LUKE) Come back! Lori won't hurt you again!!!! ANAKIN!!!!! Great, you made it! (grabs LUKE and VADER)
ALONZO: (coming onstage for the first time in the play) Alright, people. We'll continue this tomorrow… I think we've all had enough.
(CHEWBACCA races by, chased by a petite girl with dark blond hair and brown eyes. SANDY giggles and joins in. MISTO looks rejected and walks off sulking. TUGGER and MACAVITY are having a heated argument. MUNKUSTRAP looks like he just wants to go home. DEMETER and BOMBALURINA are flirting with all the TOMS. ALONZO trots away calmly, and the scene goes dark. Vaguely, sounds are heard as the cast leaves gradually. CHEWIE races through the audience, and finds that he is alone. End day 1)
Captain Amelia: Thank you for revewing me! I'm glad you enjoyed my adaptation of Dicken's wonderful characters!
Windsong: I'm glad you liked it! There shall be MANY scenes to follow!
kakkoii: You're nuts. You really, really are... but I love you!!!!!! Everyone, this is Dune in this story! *squeeze*
Ren: Thank you! And thanks for wishing me luck... cuz I'll need it!
Once more, I don't own these guys... but I wish I did. STAR WARS is credited to Lucas... and Steve is credited to himself!}
SCENE 4
(SANDY walks on stage, swaying slightly. She looks exhausted, and her fur is rumpled. MISTO pops his head around the curtain, looking just as tired, but content. both obviously got into the catnip recently. The curtain opens to reveal the generator room from Star Wars I. ANAKIN is weeping for his mentor.)
SANDY: Hey, are you alright?
ANAKIN: (looking up) Ohmygod! Talking cats!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (he runs off screaming)
STEVE: (racing in wearing a flight suit) Hey, have you seen my guest? He was supposed to be waiting here for me…
SANDY: Sorry, Steve. If it was Anakin, he ran away.
STEVE: What?! NOOOO! Now I don't have a guest!
MISTO: (leaping on stage) Want me to be your guest? I'll be your guest! Pick me! Pick me! (waving his paws)
LUKE SKYWALKER: (walking in with a light saber) You killed my daddy! DIE!! (swings the saber at STEVE'S head)
STEVE: Hey! Wanna be my guest?
LS: (pausing) Uh…
STEVE: Great! Come on! (STEVE pulls LUKE behind him. MISTO sulks)
MISTO: Not fair!!!!
(VADER walks into the scene)
VADER: Now I can kill the kitties!!!! (acting like he's totally nuts)
SANDY: uh-oh… Everybody run!!!!
LUKE: (running over) DADDY! You're not dead!!!! (starts trying to hug VADER, who tries to push him away)
STEVE: (chasing LUKE) Come back! Lori won't hurt you again!!!! ANAKIN!!!!! Great, you made it! (grabs LUKE and VADER)
ALONZO: (coming onstage for the first time in the play) Alright, people. We'll continue this tomorrow… I think we've all had enough.
(CHEWBACCA races by, chased by a petite girl with dark blond hair and brown eyes. SANDY giggles and joins in. MISTO looks rejected and walks off sulking. TUGGER and MACAVITY are having a heated argument. MUNKUSTRAP looks like he just wants to go home. DEMETER and BOMBALURINA are flirting with all the TOMS. ALONZO trots away calmly, and the scene goes dark. Vaguely, sounds are heard as the cast leaves gradually. CHEWIE races through the audience, and finds that he is alone. End day 1)