I'd like to say, first of all, don't blame me if you get strange images in your head after reading this fic.Wow another chapter, I'm really in the zone today... Is it just me or has this story got subtle slashy overtones? Must be my inner slasher coming out to play...This one is quite short but it's deliberate.. I know this dream is weird but dreams don't alway make sense..
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summerstarangel: Thank you. It's so out of character for old Sevvie and I could see his secret desire to be cool.His brothers are coming and they'll cause so much chaos.I love Dogma too.
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Now on with the fic....
Title: Dreams, Dormious Projectionous Potion and red Leather
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Snape/Hermione
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: When Snape tests a newly invented potion on his students and asks them about their dreams he gets an in-depth view into their minds.
Author's Note:Some of the characters are from 'The New Arrival.'and it explains what happened in the potion's lab during that detention.Also some mentions of characters from the fic 'Snape's Brothers' so be warned but this is set before that fic.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.I forgot to add that Ginny has been moved up to the sixth year because she's doing well in all her exams.
Some of the dream sequences are from the film 'Not Another Teen Movie' and others(10 points to you if you can name all the films and references).I think they should stop watching those muggle movies and TV programmes before they go to bed.
Chapter 9
**Remus' Dream**
(A hairdressing salon.Sirius, Severus and Remus are sitting in chairs next to each other. Sirius has curlers in his hair and is reading a woman's magazine, Remus is getting his hair wet cut by Ginny and Severus is having his hair washed by Hermione.Hermione and Ginny are wearing schoolgirl outfits.(Think Britney in her 'Baby,One More Time' video)and their hair is in pigtails.)
Severus(pratically purring): Mmmm Keep doing that. I like that.
Sirius(looking up from his magazine): Don't mind him, he's very sensitive there...Kinda like a big cat..
(looks back down and turns the page)Whoa!(His eyes grow as big as saucers)
Remus: What is it Snufffles?
Sirius: A naked picture of Jason Isaacs..Well almost naked..
Hermione(leans forward): Where? Ooh let me see.
Ginny: Yeah I fantisize about him.....
(Severus sits up suddenly,his wet hair spraying Hermione's front.)
Severus, Sirius and Remus: That was WAY to much info.
Hermione: It's the voice...
Remus: Ha, next thing you'll be telling me you fancy Severus' brothers, which everyone tickles your fancy....
Severus: We're identical in every way...(Lies back and relaxes)Go on please me..(Hermione continues to wash his hair.)
Sirius(singing along to radio as he's reading his magazine):Candy on the beach there's nothing better,but I like candy when it's wrapped up in leather,Someday soon I'll make you mine, Then I'll have candy all the time.
Remus: I love this song.....I must've fallen asleep with the radio on again..
Sirius: Want to dance?Ginny?
Ginny: Only if we're horizontal...
Sirius: I totally heard that.
(Remus and Severus look at each other and roll their eyes.)
Remus(quietly,to Severus): It's obvious they fancy each other. Why don't they get married?
Severus: Or at least shag on the carpet..
Remus(to Ginny,Re: Sirius): He fancies you.(Re: Hair)..Don't cut my hair too short...I don't want to look like Hans Gruber from Die Hard. He's a bad boy..
Severus: Don't insult 'The Voice' AKA Alan Rickman...
Hermione: Wrapped in leather...
Ginny: Wearing nothing but a big red bow...
Remus: And, judging by those photos on the net, a big boy...
Sirius: Been at those slash fics again, Remus?Or was it the het ones.(Re: Magazine)Ooh there's Alan Rickman in here too..(Ginny and Hermione both look over his shoulder at the picture and start drooling)So who would you go for?
Ginny: The Voice.
Hermione: The Sex God, who should be cloned.....
Severus: Like I said, Identical in every way...
Remus: Both...I'm not fussed....(Severus, Sirius, Ginny and Hermione give Remus a look)as long as it's well written...
Hermione: Ok Severus, you're done.(wraps towel round his head and guides him to a chair in front of a mirror, dries his hair slightly) How short do you want it?(She starts combing his hair through to get rid of any knots) Well?
Severus: Short, I think.(indicates how short he wants it) to about there..
(Hermione starts cutting his hair)
Sirius: J-Lo so wants me...Good she broke up with Ben Affleck..
Remus: Are you sure?
Ginny(finished Remus' hair): Ok, how's that?
(Ginny hands Remus a mirror)
Remus(Closely examining his new do): I like it...
Hermione(Re: Severus' hair): God, your hair is so soft...Like a big cat...
Remus: If you scratch him behind the ears he purrs too.
(Hermione scratches Severus behind the ears and he purrs.)
Ginny: Would you like a colour too Remus?
Remus: Sure why not? I think I'll go blond...
(Ginny starts colouring his hair)
Hermione(Having finished cutting Severus' hair): There you go all done(Hands him a mirror)My god you look even more like Alan Rickman now...(She starts blow drying his hair)
Severus: Identical in every way...
(Severus starts pretending to be Alan Rickman to the mirror)
Severus:....Cut out your heart with a spoon...
(Ginny has finished bleaching Remus' hair)
Remus: Cool I look about 20 years younger...
(Hermione has finished blow drying Severus' hair and it has gone a nice shade of light brown, with red and blond streaks in it.)
Sirius and Remus: Nice hair.
Remus: Didn't you have that colour when you first came to Hogwart?
Sirius: Yeah and he changed his hair colour every year....
Severus: Until my horrible brother hexed my hair in my forth year.
Hermione(goes over to Sirius and takes out his curlers): Ah don't you look cute? Look Ginny.... It's Snuffles on a stick..
Ginny(takes one look at Sirius and pounces on him.): Come to me...
(Remus' girlfriend comes out of the shadows, wearing an outfit indentical to Christina Aguilera in her 'Dirrty' video and wearing a scarf around the lower part of her face.)
Remus(to his girlfriend): Hi, what do you think?
Remus' girlfriend pounces on Remus, without saying a word)
**End Remus' Dream**
TBC
(A/N: Why is Remus dreaming this? What does it all mean? How does he know about Ginny's crush on Sirius? Why is Sirius reading a magazine?) Read and review or I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.
Feedback:
Stupid Girl of Cold:Thank you.
Sammy Rettop Malfoy:Thank you.
hortauk:You're as twisted as I am...
PinkCHubbyMonkey : Glad you're enjoying my insane ramblings. I like that idea but I'm doing
it so someone else hexed him coz James is such an obvious choice, I've not mentioned the clour yet but.......
kkarat:Thank you.
summerstarangel: Thank you. It's so out of character for old Sevvie and I could see his secret desire to be cool.His brothers are coming and they'll cause so much chaos.I love Dogma too.
DodgerMcClure.aka.Drama-Queen: You won't be disappointed..That's true I guess you have to be slightly twisted to write.
BIG THANKS TO ALL THAT HAVE REVIEWED SO FAR.OMG I HAVE 40 REVIEWS SO FAR....I LOVE YOU GUYS..
Now on with the fic....
Title: Dreams, Dormious Projectionous Potion and red Leather
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Snape/Hermione
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: When Snape tests a newly invented potion on his students and asks them about their dreams he gets an in-depth view into their minds.
Author's Note:Some of the characters are from 'The New Arrival.'and it explains what happened in the potion's lab during that detention.Also some mentions of characters from the fic 'Snape's Brothers' so be warned but this is set before that fic.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.I forgot to add that Ginny has been moved up to the sixth year because she's doing well in all her exams.
Some of the dream sequences are from the film 'Not Another Teen Movie' and others(10 points to you if you can name all the films and references).I think they should stop watching those muggle movies and TV programmes before they go to bed.
Chapter 9
**Remus' Dream**
(A hairdressing salon.Sirius, Severus and Remus are sitting in chairs next to each other. Sirius has curlers in his hair and is reading a woman's magazine, Remus is getting his hair wet cut by Ginny and Severus is having his hair washed by Hermione.Hermione and Ginny are wearing schoolgirl outfits.(Think Britney in her 'Baby,One More Time' video)and their hair is in pigtails.)
Severus(pratically purring): Mmmm Keep doing that. I like that.
Sirius(looking up from his magazine): Don't mind him, he's very sensitive there...Kinda like a big cat..
(looks back down and turns the page)Whoa!(His eyes grow as big as saucers)
Remus: What is it Snufffles?
Sirius: A naked picture of Jason Isaacs..Well almost naked..
Hermione(leans forward): Where? Ooh let me see.
Ginny: Yeah I fantisize about him.....
(Severus sits up suddenly,his wet hair spraying Hermione's front.)
Severus, Sirius and Remus: That was WAY to much info.
Hermione: It's the voice...
Remus: Ha, next thing you'll be telling me you fancy Severus' brothers, which everyone tickles your fancy....
Severus: We're identical in every way...(Lies back and relaxes)Go on please me..(Hermione continues to wash his hair.)
Sirius(singing along to radio as he's reading his magazine):Candy on the beach there's nothing better,but I like candy when it's wrapped up in leather,Someday soon I'll make you mine, Then I'll have candy all the time.
Remus: I love this song.....I must've fallen asleep with the radio on again..
Sirius: Want to dance?Ginny?
Ginny: Only if we're horizontal...
Sirius: I totally heard that.
(Remus and Severus look at each other and roll their eyes.)
Remus(quietly,to Severus): It's obvious they fancy each other. Why don't they get married?
Severus: Or at least shag on the carpet..
Remus(to Ginny,Re: Sirius): He fancies you.(Re: Hair)..Don't cut my hair too short...I don't want to look like Hans Gruber from Die Hard. He's a bad boy..
Severus: Don't insult 'The Voice' AKA Alan Rickman...
Hermione: Wrapped in leather...
Ginny: Wearing nothing but a big red bow...
Remus: And, judging by those photos on the net, a big boy...
Sirius: Been at those slash fics again, Remus?Or was it the het ones.(Re: Magazine)Ooh there's Alan Rickman in here too..(Ginny and Hermione both look over his shoulder at the picture and start drooling)So who would you go for?
Ginny: The Voice.
Hermione: The Sex God, who should be cloned.....
Severus: Like I said, Identical in every way...
Remus: Both...I'm not fussed....(Severus, Sirius, Ginny and Hermione give Remus a look)as long as it's well written...
Hermione: Ok Severus, you're done.(wraps towel round his head and guides him to a chair in front of a mirror, dries his hair slightly) How short do you want it?(She starts combing his hair through to get rid of any knots) Well?
Severus: Short, I think.(indicates how short he wants it) to about there..
(Hermione starts cutting his hair)
Sirius: J-Lo so wants me...Good she broke up with Ben Affleck..
Remus: Are you sure?
Ginny(finished Remus' hair): Ok, how's that?
(Ginny hands Remus a mirror)
Remus(Closely examining his new do): I like it...
Hermione(Re: Severus' hair): God, your hair is so soft...Like a big cat...
Remus: If you scratch him behind the ears he purrs too.
(Hermione scratches Severus behind the ears and he purrs.)
Ginny: Would you like a colour too Remus?
Remus: Sure why not? I think I'll go blond...
(Ginny starts colouring his hair)
Hermione(Having finished cutting Severus' hair): There you go all done(Hands him a mirror)My god you look even more like Alan Rickman now...(She starts blow drying his hair)
Severus: Identical in every way...
(Severus starts pretending to be Alan Rickman to the mirror)
Severus:....Cut out your heart with a spoon...
(Ginny has finished bleaching Remus' hair)
Remus: Cool I look about 20 years younger...
(Hermione has finished blow drying Severus' hair and it has gone a nice shade of light brown, with red and blond streaks in it.)
Sirius and Remus: Nice hair.
Remus: Didn't you have that colour when you first came to Hogwart?
Sirius: Yeah and he changed his hair colour every year....
Severus: Until my horrible brother hexed my hair in my forth year.
Hermione(goes over to Sirius and takes out his curlers): Ah don't you look cute? Look Ginny.... It's Snuffles on a stick..
Ginny(takes one look at Sirius and pounces on him.): Come to me...
(Remus' girlfriend comes out of the shadows, wearing an outfit indentical to Christina Aguilera in her 'Dirrty' video and wearing a scarf around the lower part of her face.)
Remus(to his girlfriend): Hi, what do you think?
Remus' girlfriend pounces on Remus, without saying a word)
**End Remus' Dream**
TBC
(A/N: Why is Remus dreaming this? What does it all mean? How does he know about Ginny's crush on Sirius? Why is Sirius reading a magazine?) Read and review or I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.