I'd like to say, first of all, don't blame me if you get strange images in your head after reading this fic.Wow another chapter, I'm really in the zone today... Is it just me or has this story got subtle slashy overtones? Must be my inner slasher coming out to play...I would've updated sooner but I have a BITCH of a computer and it's messing me about....
Feedback: This goes out to all the readers on my other sites as well:
jo:Yeah I'm totally with you on that....Sheriff of Nottingham....*Slaps face* There's time for that later...Thanks for telling me about the proper spelling of nonetheless coz I wasn't sure.
Sammy Rettop Malfoy:Well that would be a strange dream....I'll think about it.
ress:oh Oh my...glad you liked it.
Thorn:Glad you liked it.
Lady Matsu:Hehee glad you liked that dream...I'll return to Ron's dream very soon..
Lady Matsu : Yeah well Snape hasn't had much luck with the ladies...If anyone is willing to draw pictures of them in their dreamselves or whatever they are welcome to..
PinkCHubbyMOnkey: Ooh I know that feeling...The smell of drying paint can really drive you insane..Glad you liked it..
Emilie: Well, that's a secret
Rei: Thank you...It wasn't supposed to get this strange , it just turned out this way
SailorAurora: Thank you..
Helena: Thank you...
Mataji: Thank you..
Jeannette: Thank you....
Alan: Well I modelled him after you so don't blame me for my creations....
hortauk: You know how twisted you are don't you? Well we're two of a kind.
BIG THANKS TO ALL THAT HAVE REVIEWED SO FAR.OMG I HAVE OVER 50(that's more than my mum's age,and she's gonna kill me for putting that in) REVIEWS SO FAR....I LOVE YOU GUYS..
Now on with the fic....
Title: Dreams, Dormious Projectionous Potion and red Leather
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Snape/Hermione
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: When Snape tests a newly invented potion on his students and asks them about their dreams he gets an in-depth view into their minds.
Author's Note:Some of the characters are from 'The New Arrival.'and it explains what happened in the potion's lab during that detention.Also some mentions of characters from the fic 'Snape's Brothers' so be warned but this is set before that fic.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.I forgot to add that Ginny has been moved up to the sixth year because she's doing well in all her exams.
Some of the dream sequences are from the film 'Not Another Teen Movie' and others(10 points to you if you can name all the films and references).I think they should stop watching those muggle movies and TV programmes before they go to bed.
Chapter 10
Remus looked around at everyone, who had very confused looks on their faces.. Severus broke the silence first."Why in a hair salon? Why was Black reading a *girls* magazine? Are you saying we need to have a change of hairstyle?"Severus said all of this without drawing a breath.
"It was a dream..."
"How did you know about my crush on......nevermind."Ginny piped up.
"Well, Ginny, you talk in your sleep...I mean, when you fell asleep on the sofa with your head in Sirius' lap.."Ginny gave him a look,"Don't worry, Ginny, he was asleep at the time."
Sirius looked at Ginny,"Am I missing something here?"
"Well....Duh!" Remus muttered.
"Who shall we do next?"Ginny asked, trying to get the conversation back to safer topics.
"Nice try Ginny....I know you're trying to avoid this path of conversation." Remus said.
"I wouldn't mind a bit of Snuffles on a stick."Sirius said. There was a long pause and everyone looked at Sirius strangely.Realization hit Sirius with full force."Oh that's right I AM Snuffles, why would I be on a stick?"
"Prehaps Lupin thinks you need a good poke."Severus said, deadpan.(A/N: This is real quote and it's by Snuffles and Beansprout.I think Beansprout is trying to tell Snuffles something.) Sirius Scowled at him but didn't say anything.
"Um... Professor how did you know about my...er...crush on Alan Rickman?" Hermione asked.
"Well seeing as you keep talking about him and that....um...naked picture you have hanging in your dorm.....Ginny told me.....Where on Earth did you get that picture from?"
Hermione turned to Ginny,"Traitor, you said you'd never tell..."
"Hermione....I didn't...It slipped out.."Ginny muttered.
"Miss Granger, where did you get a picture of a naked Alan?"Severus asked.'Oh my God,what was she thinking?'
Hermione blushed,"On the net."
Sirius piped up,"Why in God's name did you print out a picture of him and post it on your wall?Where did you get the web address from?"
Hermione blushed even more,"Well you see....I did it coz...."
"She fancies the pants off him..."Ginny piped up."Even more than me fancying...."She broke off blushing.
"Lupin, what is your facination with the school outfit?Do you fancy Miss Spears by any chance?"Severus interjected smoothly, obviously wanting to change the subject.'Actually I want to hear this story but not for the same reason as the others.'
"No,I don't really go for blondes."Remus answered."Anyway don't change the subject...Where did Hermione get the address from?"
"Yeah, Hermione.What's the address? I need my Alan Rickman dose..."Lavender piped up, startling everyone.
"Well,I got the address from one of the Slytherins.I had no idea she liked him as much as me until I saw a picture in her book...I asked her and she told me the addy."
"And her name was?"
"Ooh I know, remember Professor? When the potion exploded? She said about Alan Rickman and THAT picture...And you told her that he was....."Ginny broke off as Severus gave her a glare."Oh my GOD! No wonder! Holy crap!Wowsers! Holy Shatner!""
"No wonder what?"Hermione asked, and found she was echoed by all the girls in the classroom.
"I'll thank Miss Kirk for teaching you those sayings, Miss Weasley, and be careful about what you blurt out or I might tell them about what you told me..."Severus said in a low voice so only Ginny, Hermione,Sirius and Remus could hear.
"Well it's no secret now...They all know now."
"No not that one....The other one...I'm sure if you blurt out what Miss Kirk told you or what else I said, we might take a leaf out of Alan's book and cut your heart out with a spoon."Severus threatened.
"What other thing?"Remus asked.
"Yeah what have you been saying, Ginny?"
"No wonder what?What has she been telling you? What did you tell her?What has Jade been saying?"Hermione burst out without pausing for breath.
"Ah ha so it was Jade."Lavender exclaimed."I'll have to ask her the website."
"What's going on?"Ron asked looking confused.
"Nothing Ron."Ginny said,to Lavender she said,"Think she'll give it to you? She might be also posting pics of...I'm shutting up now..."
"That would be wise."Severus muttered.
"At the risk of repeating myself,no wonder what?What has she been telling you? What did you tell her?What has Jade been saying?"Hermione asked.
TBC
(A/N: Will there be any spoon operations? What else did Ginny tell Severus? What does it all mean? Why was Ginny's head in Sirius' lap?) Read and review or I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.
Feedback: This goes out to all the readers on my other sites as well:
jo:Yeah I'm totally with you on that....Sheriff of Nottingham....*Slaps face* There's time for that later...Thanks for telling me about the proper spelling of nonetheless coz I wasn't sure.
Sammy Rettop Malfoy:Well that would be a strange dream....I'll think about it.
ress:oh Oh my...glad you liked it.
Thorn:Glad you liked it.
Lady Matsu:Hehee glad you liked that dream...I'll return to Ron's dream very soon..
Lady Matsu : Yeah well Snape hasn't had much luck with the ladies...If anyone is willing to draw pictures of them in their dreamselves or whatever they are welcome to..
PinkCHubbyMOnkey: Ooh I know that feeling...The smell of drying paint can really drive you insane..Glad you liked it..
Emilie: Well, that's a secret
Rei: Thank you...It wasn't supposed to get this strange , it just turned out this way
SailorAurora: Thank you..
Helena: Thank you...
Mataji: Thank you..
Jeannette: Thank you....
Alan: Well I modelled him after you so don't blame me for my creations....
hortauk: You know how twisted you are don't you? Well we're two of a kind.
BIG THANKS TO ALL THAT HAVE REVIEWED SO FAR.OMG I HAVE OVER 50(that's more than my mum's age,and she's gonna kill me for putting that in) REVIEWS SO FAR....I LOVE YOU GUYS..
Now on with the fic....
Title: Dreams, Dormious Projectionous Potion and red Leather
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Snape/Hermione
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: When Snape tests a newly invented potion on his students and asks them about their dreams he gets an in-depth view into their minds.
Author's Note:Some of the characters are from 'The New Arrival.'and it explains what happened in the potion's lab during that detention.Also some mentions of characters from the fic 'Snape's Brothers' so be warned but this is set before that fic.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.I forgot to add that Ginny has been moved up to the sixth year because she's doing well in all her exams.
Some of the dream sequences are from the film 'Not Another Teen Movie' and others(10 points to you if you can name all the films and references).I think they should stop watching those muggle movies and TV programmes before they go to bed.
Chapter 10
Remus looked around at everyone, who had very confused looks on their faces.. Severus broke the silence first."Why in a hair salon? Why was Black reading a *girls* magazine? Are you saying we need to have a change of hairstyle?"Severus said all of this without drawing a breath.
"It was a dream..."
"How did you know about my crush on......nevermind."Ginny piped up.
"Well, Ginny, you talk in your sleep...I mean, when you fell asleep on the sofa with your head in Sirius' lap.."Ginny gave him a look,"Don't worry, Ginny, he was asleep at the time."
Sirius looked at Ginny,"Am I missing something here?"
"Well....Duh!" Remus muttered.
"Who shall we do next?"Ginny asked, trying to get the conversation back to safer topics.
"Nice try Ginny....I know you're trying to avoid this path of conversation." Remus said.
"I wouldn't mind a bit of Snuffles on a stick."Sirius said. There was a long pause and everyone looked at Sirius strangely.Realization hit Sirius with full force."Oh that's right I AM Snuffles, why would I be on a stick?"
"Prehaps Lupin thinks you need a good poke."Severus said, deadpan.(A/N: This is real quote and it's by Snuffles and Beansprout.I think Beansprout is trying to tell Snuffles something.) Sirius Scowled at him but didn't say anything.
"Um... Professor how did you know about my...er...crush on Alan Rickman?" Hermione asked.
"Well seeing as you keep talking about him and that....um...naked picture you have hanging in your dorm.....Ginny told me.....Where on Earth did you get that picture from?"
Hermione turned to Ginny,"Traitor, you said you'd never tell..."
"Hermione....I didn't...It slipped out.."Ginny muttered.
"Miss Granger, where did you get a picture of a naked Alan?"Severus asked.'Oh my God,what was she thinking?'
Hermione blushed,"On the net."
Sirius piped up,"Why in God's name did you print out a picture of him and post it on your wall?Where did you get the web address from?"
Hermione blushed even more,"Well you see....I did it coz...."
"She fancies the pants off him..."Ginny piped up."Even more than me fancying...."She broke off blushing.
"Lupin, what is your facination with the school outfit?Do you fancy Miss Spears by any chance?"Severus interjected smoothly, obviously wanting to change the subject.'Actually I want to hear this story but not for the same reason as the others.'
"No,I don't really go for blondes."Remus answered."Anyway don't change the subject...Where did Hermione get the address from?"
"Yeah, Hermione.What's the address? I need my Alan Rickman dose..."Lavender piped up, startling everyone.
"Well,I got the address from one of the Slytherins.I had no idea she liked him as much as me until I saw a picture in her book...I asked her and she told me the addy."
"And her name was?"
"Ooh I know, remember Professor? When the potion exploded? She said about Alan Rickman and THAT picture...And you told her that he was....."Ginny broke off as Severus gave her a glare."Oh my GOD! No wonder! Holy crap!Wowsers! Holy Shatner!""
"No wonder what?"Hermione asked, and found she was echoed by all the girls in the classroom.
"I'll thank Miss Kirk for teaching you those sayings, Miss Weasley, and be careful about what you blurt out or I might tell them about what you told me..."Severus said in a low voice so only Ginny, Hermione,Sirius and Remus could hear.
"Well it's no secret now...They all know now."
"No not that one....The other one...I'm sure if you blurt out what Miss Kirk told you or what else I said, we might take a leaf out of Alan's book and cut your heart out with a spoon."Severus threatened.
"What other thing?"Remus asked.
"Yeah what have you been saying, Ginny?"
"No wonder what?What has she been telling you? What did you tell her?What has Jade been saying?"Hermione burst out without pausing for breath.
"Ah ha so it was Jade."Lavender exclaimed."I'll have to ask her the website."
"What's going on?"Ron asked looking confused.
"Nothing Ron."Ginny said,to Lavender she said,"Think she'll give it to you? She might be also posting pics of...I'm shutting up now..."
"That would be wise."Severus muttered.
"At the risk of repeating myself,no wonder what?What has she been telling you? What did you tell her?What has Jade been saying?"Hermione asked.
TBC
(A/N: Will there be any spoon operations? What else did Ginny tell Severus? What does it all mean? Why was Ginny's head in Sirius' lap?) Read and review or I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.