I'd like to say, first of all, don't blame me if you get strange images in your head after reading this fic.I UPDATED!!!! GET THE CHAMPANGE OUT!Is it just me or has this story got subtle slashy overtones? Must be my inner slasher coming out to play...I would've updated sooner but I have a BITCH of a computer and it's died now so I have to rely on Internet Cafes to get it done.Sorry if this chapter is a little weird.It just came out this way.
Title: Dreams, Dormious Projectionous Potion aned Leather
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Snape/Hermione
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: When Snape tests a newly invented potion on his students and asks them about their dreams he gets an in-depth view into their minds.
Author's Note:Some of the characters are from 'The New Arrival.'and it explains what happened in the potion's lab during that detention.Also some mentions of characters from the fic 'Snape's Brothers' so be warned but this is set before that fic.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.I forgot to add that Ginny has been moved up to the sixth year because she's doing well in all her exams.Sorry this chapter has some serious micky taking so if you don't like it, TOUGH TITTY!
Some of the dream sequences are from the film 'Not Another Teen Movie' and others(10 points to you if you can name all the films and references).I think they should stop watching those muggle movies and TV programmes before they go to bed.
Chapter 11
.Harry smirked, but although he pretended not to care, he actually wanted to know what Ginny and Severus actually knew."So Ginny,"He started,"does that dream of yours mean you actually have a crush on Sirius and Malfoy?"Ginny blushed.
"This coming from the guy who names his Dragon, Draco."Draco muttered."Potter, does that actually mean you have a crush on me?"
Harry blushed,"You wish,anyway Draco is named after the dragon in Dragonheart."
Parvati sighed,"I love that film.I think Dennis Quaid is so cute."
"Nah, I like David Thewlis.He's so handsome. Kinda like Professor Lupin." Pansy said, earning a dark look from her felow Slytherins."What? That's not mentioning the fact that he spends most of his time on horseback.Looks like he'd be a good ride."
Remus, Sirius and Severus shared a secret look."Well Remus, looks like you have an admirer."Sirius teased.His voice took on a higher tone,"He's so handsome."
Remus blushed."It's not me. It's David Thewlis." Severus and Sirius shared a look that plainly said 'Sure it is but you're loving the fact you got described as handsome'.
"What about Jason Isaacs? He drops his trousers, in one scene, and you can see he's not small."Millicent replied.A few girls nodded their heads in agreement.
Severus shook his head."Are all females crushing after actors or is it just them?"He muttered to Remus and Sirius.
"Do you have a favourite actor, Ginny?"Hermione asked Ginny.
"Yes, you're all going to tease me but I like Gary Oldman. He's so mmm I can't find words to describe him..."
"Why should we tease you? He has his merits.Like in Dracula.Wish he'd bite my neck."Hermione sighed.
"Hang on, I thought you were crushing over Alan Rickman."Harry blurted out,to Hermione's surprise,"but I guess it's ok to have more than one favourte actor."
"I like Stephen Dorff.In Blade, I just wished I was the one who got his neck bitten."Piped up Erin Kirk, a very quiet Slytherin.
Dean burst out with,"Professors, If they made a movie about Harry, who would you like playing you?"
"Gary Oldman."
"Alan Rickman."
"Yeah only for the fact he's got a killer voice and he looks and sounds like you." Hermione muttered.
"Ooh I'd go to see it,if Gary was in it."Ginny muttered."AND of course if Alan was in it."
"Hmmm, maybe Dennis Quaid or David Thewlis."
"Pansy would go and see it just for that."Draco muttered."I can't really see David Thewlis as a Lupin but it's not up to me..."
"Shut up Draco."Pansy retorted."Go back to whipping other boys with wet towels."Everyone stared at her.
"What was THAT about?"Remus asked, Sirius, who shrugged,"I thought Draco was strictly into..."He broke off, shrugging,"Prehaps I'm better off not knowing..."
Severus sat down."God.Only five more minutes to go."He addressed the class."Well pack up your stuff,as you only have a few more minutes left, I'm not going to bother with starting doing a new student."
Sirius laughed and turned to Ginny."So Ginny, are you going to tell us everything?Or am I going to have to tickle it out of you?"
Ginny gulped, because she hated being tickled."Okay."She began, ignoring Severus' glare,blurting it out in one breath and really fast so everyone only caught a few words."JadehasahugecrushonProfessorLupinandshe'sbeensecretlydatinghimforthelastmonthIhaveacrushonDracoMalfoyandyouSiriusandI'vefantasizedabouthavingathreesomeinthekitchenscompletewitminthchocolatechipicecreamProfessorSnapelikesHermioneandhisbrotherisfamousinfacthisbrotherisAlanRickmanandhealsolikeschocolatechipcookiesandIwasfullyawareofmyheadinSirius'lapbecauseIwantedhimtonoticemebutitdidn'twork."
A long silence greeted these words.Sirius was the first to break the silence,"Did anyone get all that?"Everyone shook their heads."Can you repeat that? And this time slow it down to 33 and a third."
TBC
(A/N: Will Ginny repeat it? Will they figure out what she had said?) Read and review or I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.
Title: Dreams, Dormious Projectionous Potion aned Leather
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Snape/Hermione
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: When Snape tests a newly invented potion on his students and asks them about their dreams he gets an in-depth view into their minds.
Author's Note:Some of the characters are from 'The New Arrival.'and it explains what happened in the potion's lab during that detention.Also some mentions of characters from the fic 'Snape's Brothers' so be warned but this is set before that fic.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.I forgot to add that Ginny has been moved up to the sixth year because she's doing well in all her exams.Sorry this chapter has some serious micky taking so if you don't like it, TOUGH TITTY!
Some of the dream sequences are from the film 'Not Another Teen Movie' and others(10 points to you if you can name all the films and references).I think they should stop watching those muggle movies and TV programmes before they go to bed.
Chapter 11
.Harry smirked, but although he pretended not to care, he actually wanted to know what Ginny and Severus actually knew."So Ginny,"He started,"does that dream of yours mean you actually have a crush on Sirius and Malfoy?"Ginny blushed.
"This coming from the guy who names his Dragon, Draco."Draco muttered."Potter, does that actually mean you have a crush on me?"
Harry blushed,"You wish,anyway Draco is named after the dragon in Dragonheart."
Parvati sighed,"I love that film.I think Dennis Quaid is so cute."
"Nah, I like David Thewlis.He's so handsome. Kinda like Professor Lupin." Pansy said, earning a dark look from her felow Slytherins."What? That's not mentioning the fact that he spends most of his time on horseback.Looks like he'd be a good ride."
Remus, Sirius and Severus shared a secret look."Well Remus, looks like you have an admirer."Sirius teased.His voice took on a higher tone,"He's so handsome."
Remus blushed."It's not me. It's David Thewlis." Severus and Sirius shared a look that plainly said 'Sure it is but you're loving the fact you got described as handsome'.
"What about Jason Isaacs? He drops his trousers, in one scene, and you can see he's not small."Millicent replied.A few girls nodded their heads in agreement.
Severus shook his head."Are all females crushing after actors or is it just them?"He muttered to Remus and Sirius.
"Do you have a favourite actor, Ginny?"Hermione asked Ginny.
"Yes, you're all going to tease me but I like Gary Oldman. He's so mmm I can't find words to describe him..."
"Why should we tease you? He has his merits.Like in Dracula.Wish he'd bite my neck."Hermione sighed.
"Hang on, I thought you were crushing over Alan Rickman."Harry blurted out,to Hermione's surprise,"but I guess it's ok to have more than one favourte actor."
"I like Stephen Dorff.In Blade, I just wished I was the one who got his neck bitten."Piped up Erin Kirk, a very quiet Slytherin.
Dean burst out with,"Professors, If they made a movie about Harry, who would you like playing you?"
"Gary Oldman."
"Alan Rickman."
"Yeah only for the fact he's got a killer voice and he looks and sounds like you." Hermione muttered.
"Ooh I'd go to see it,if Gary was in it."Ginny muttered."AND of course if Alan was in it."
"Hmmm, maybe Dennis Quaid or David Thewlis."
"Pansy would go and see it just for that."Draco muttered."I can't really see David Thewlis as a Lupin but it's not up to me..."
"Shut up Draco."Pansy retorted."Go back to whipping other boys with wet towels."Everyone stared at her.
"What was THAT about?"Remus asked, Sirius, who shrugged,"I thought Draco was strictly into..."He broke off, shrugging,"Prehaps I'm better off not knowing..."
Severus sat down."God.Only five more minutes to go."He addressed the class."Well pack up your stuff,as you only have a few more minutes left, I'm not going to bother with starting doing a new student."
Sirius laughed and turned to Ginny."So Ginny, are you going to tell us everything?Or am I going to have to tickle it out of you?"
Ginny gulped, because she hated being tickled."Okay."She began, ignoring Severus' glare,blurting it out in one breath and really fast so everyone only caught a few words."JadehasahugecrushonProfessorLupinandshe'sbeensecretlydatinghimforthelastmonthIhaveacrushonDracoMalfoyandyouSiriusandI'vefantasizedabouthavingathreesomeinthekitchenscompletewitminthchocolatechipicecreamProfessorSnapelikesHermioneandhisbrotherisfamousinfacthisbrotherisAlanRickmanandhealsolikeschocolatechipcookiesandIwasfullyawareofmyheadinSirius'lapbecauseIwantedhimtonoticemebutitdidn'twork."
A long silence greeted these words.Sirius was the first to break the silence,"Did anyone get all that?"Everyone shook their heads."Can you repeat that? And this time slow it down to 33 and a third."
TBC
(A/N: Will Ginny repeat it? Will they figure out what she had said?) Read and review or I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.