Da Ramdon Wedding

By Dr. Hannah

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people that are here or gonna be here except for me, who is sometimes the narrator and the person that wrote this fic, duh.

Chapter 1

[OH YEAH!!! I have used this EXACT same disclaimer over 50!!!! Times now! ^.^]

Genkai "How did I get dragged into this anyway?"

Yukina "Excuse me?"

Genkai "Oh, ahem, Anyway, we are here to witness the marriage of Yukina [InsertLastNameHereCauseIDon'tKnowIt] and Kazuma Kuwabara blah blah blah, you can tell. Moving on, if anyone besides me doesn't support this totally screw- I mean, hopefully happy marriage, THEY BETTER SAY SOMETHING NOW FOR ALL OUR SAKES!!!!!"

Meanwhile, Hiei, on the floor, is being restrained by Yusuke and Kurama.

Hiei "MMMMPHHH!!! Leggo!!! Mmmhp baka mmpphh!!! I'll MAKE SURE HE- MMMM!! Ow.

Kurama "... Yusuke, was that necessary?"

Yusuke "He had it coming. Anyway, h- OW!!!!! OWOWOWOWOW!!! #@$^!

Kurama "hey all you confused readers out there! I just want to say that Yes, Hiei does have fangs. At least in this story."

Hiei "*Gasps for air* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

Genkai "Thank god I'm not the only here that's sane."

Yusuke "HE !#%^& BIT ME!!!"

Keiko "*SLAP* Yusuke! Don't swear!"

Kurama "Anyway, he already bit me twice."

Botan "HEY! We were counting on you guys to hold down Hiei long enough for them to get married! Without burning down the church of course."

Hiei "NO WAY ARE YOU MARRYING MY SISTER!!!! ... Oops."

Kurama "Well, I guess some good came out of this."

Yukina and Kuwabara stare open-mouthed in shock.

Yukina "S-s-sister?"

...

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"That was great shrimp!!"

"Oh Hiei, you always make me laugh!"

Oh now guess who is staring open-mouthed in shock.

HAHAHAHA!!! I bet you guys never expected THIS!!! Well, did you read the summary?

No, it's NOT OVER!!! But you better review if you wanna see the end of it! Please? Come on!!

Warning, 3 more plot twists expected VERY soon.

Yes, next chappie will be longer! ^.^