I'd like to say, first of all, don't blame me if you get strange images in your head after reading this fic.I UPDATED!!!! GET THE CHAMPANGE OUT!Is it just me or has this story got subtle slashy overtones? Must be my inner slasher coming out to play...I would've updated sooner but I have a BITCH of a computer and it's died now so I have to rely on Internet Cafes to get it done.Sorry if this chapter is a little weird.It just came out this way.I think this will be the last chapter in this fic.
First feedback:
PinkChubbyMOnkey: Here you are.
KDarkMaiden: Thank you! I agree with you on Alan Rickman.
Hortauk: Thank you.No I don't think she'll repeat but they did catch snippets of it.
Incensio Lady: Thank you.
Potions Mistresss : Wow I guess I'm not alone in doing that.Do you by any chance keep rewinding the video to your favourite bits?Thanks for your kind words.
Shahanna:No actually I haven't.I have no idea what 'His Dark Materials' is about actually.Why do you ask me that.
Thorn:Thanks.I like being weird.
Sid'sslut: Thank you. That is one of my most favourite films. Along with a couple more.Hee hee.
ON NOW ON TO THE FIC!
Title: Dreams, Dormious Projectionous Potion and Leather
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Snape/Hermione
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: When Snape tests a newly invented potion on his students and asks them about their dreams he gets an in-depth view into their minds.
Author's Note:Some of the characters are from 'The New Arrival.'and it explains what happened in the potion's lab during that detention.Also some mentions of characters from the fic 'Snape's Brothers' so be warned but this is set before that fic.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.I forgot to add that Ginny has been moved up to the sixth year because she's doing well in all her exams.
Some of the dream sequences are from the film 'Not Another Teen Movie' and others(10 points to you if you can name all the films and references.BTW most of the references are of my favourite films.).I think they should stop watching those muggle movies and TV programmes before they go to bed.Oh and BTW I saw Gary Oldman in 'The Scarlett Letter' last night,OOH NAKED GARY ALERT!Sorry,just been OD'ing on the coffee.
Chapter 12
Ginny grinned."No I said it and I won't repeat it."She paused."How much did you hear of it anyway?"
"Something about Draco Malfoy and myself and mint chocolate chip icecream. Alan Rickman came into that garbled sentance somehow.I didn't catch the rest though."
"Prehaps she wanted him covered in icecream too."Remus muttered,for he had caught a different part of it."I could've sworn that cookies came into somewhere."
"Mmm cookies."Ron muttered."I'm hungry."
"Ron, honestly."Hermione scolded.She turned to Ginny,"What was that about Snape's brother?"She leaned towards her threateningly."Did you say that....?"
"Miss Granger,Please don't threaten my students."Severus cut in.
"But Professor....."Hermione protested.
"Getting back to Ginny,"Remus cut in."Please repeat what you said and this time do it more slowly."
"Oh I like it slow."Ginny retorted."But I'm afraid I won't be getting my 'Snuffles On A Stick' today."She added, so only Remus,Severus and Hermione heard her.
Remus looked taken aback."Ginny, where did you hear that?"
"From your dream, idiot."Severus muttered.
"0h sorry."
"I think I speak for everyone here, when I say huh?"Sirius said.
"Shut up you mangy dog or I'll have to hit you over the head with a rolled up newpaper."Severus growled.
"Ooh touchy...I'll get Alan to sort you out when he gets here."Sirius growled back."After all he is an expert on being evil..."
"Yeah?I'll make Steven and Shaun turn your hair bright pink."
"You mean like they did to you when you were fourteen?Just let 'em try."
"GUYS!Please!"Remus yelled,making everyone jump,as no one has heard him yell before,and causing Severus to knock over on of his potion bottles, which spilled all over him,staining the front of his robes bright orange.
Severus put his finger in his ear and wiggled it arround(Kinda like Metatron at the end of Dogma)then looked down at himself and sighed."It never ends."
"Jeeze Moony, did you have to yell in my ear?I mean we are just standing right next to you."Sirius whined, but he yelped when Severus grabbed the Daily Prophet, that was on his desk, rolled it up and whacked Sirius on the nose."Oww! What was that for?"Severus just smirked.
"Sorry."Remus muttered,looking sheepish.
"I have a couple of things to tell all of you,"Severus said, sounding serious,"First of all what I tell you mustn't leave these four walls.Agreed?"Everyone nods."Hmmm lets see...Second of all..."he broke off as the bell rang for lunch time, but all the students, hung around waiting to hear what he has to say but Severus just growled,"I'll have to tell you later.DISMISSED!"He growled the last word and all the students scuttled out like scared rabbits.He watched them go, an evil smirk on his face,'Saved by the bell.'he thought to himself.
Outside the classroom,"Can you believe the bell rang just as Snape was going to spill the secrets?"Ron grounched to Harry and Hermione as they walked down to lunch.
"I know.When have we got potions next?"Harry asked.
"Tommorow first thing."
"Well I guess we'll have to ask him then." Harry griped.
"Yeah I can't believe Alan Rickman is Professor Snape's older brother."Hermione muttered loudly.She walked on leaving the rest of the sudents looking stunned.
Harry and Ron looked at each other and then burst out in unison with,"WHAT?!"
The End.
A/N:I can't believe I've finished it.More adventures with them in my sequel 'Snape's Brothers') Read and review or I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.
First feedback:
PinkChubbyMOnkey: Here you are.
KDarkMaiden: Thank you! I agree with you on Alan Rickman.
Hortauk: Thank you.No I don't think she'll repeat but they did catch snippets of it.
Incensio Lady: Thank you.
Potions Mistresss : Wow I guess I'm not alone in doing that.Do you by any chance keep rewinding the video to your favourite bits?Thanks for your kind words.
Shahanna:No actually I haven't.I have no idea what 'His Dark Materials' is about actually.Why do you ask me that.
Thorn:Thanks.I like being weird.
Sid'sslut: Thank you. That is one of my most favourite films. Along with a couple more.Hee hee.
ON NOW ON TO THE FIC!
Title: Dreams, Dormious Projectionous Potion and Leather
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Snape/Hermione
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: When Snape tests a newly invented potion on his students and asks them about their dreams he gets an in-depth view into their minds.
Author's Note:Some of the characters are from 'The New Arrival.'and it explains what happened in the potion's lab during that detention.Also some mentions of characters from the fic 'Snape's Brothers' so be warned but this is set before that fic.Set in Harry's Sixth year.This is an AU because I haven't killed off Siruis and he's been found innocent.I forgot to add that Ginny has been moved up to the sixth year because she's doing well in all her exams.
Some of the dream sequences are from the film 'Not Another Teen Movie' and others(10 points to you if you can name all the films and references.BTW most of the references are of my favourite films.).I think they should stop watching those muggle movies and TV programmes before they go to bed.Oh and BTW I saw Gary Oldman in 'The Scarlett Letter' last night,OOH NAKED GARY ALERT!Sorry,just been OD'ing on the coffee.
Chapter 12
Ginny grinned."No I said it and I won't repeat it."She paused."How much did you hear of it anyway?"
"Something about Draco Malfoy and myself and mint chocolate chip icecream. Alan Rickman came into that garbled sentance somehow.I didn't catch the rest though."
"Prehaps she wanted him covered in icecream too."Remus muttered,for he had caught a different part of it."I could've sworn that cookies came into somewhere."
"Mmm cookies."Ron muttered."I'm hungry."
"Ron, honestly."Hermione scolded.She turned to Ginny,"What was that about Snape's brother?"She leaned towards her threateningly."Did you say that....?"
"Miss Granger,Please don't threaten my students."Severus cut in.
"But Professor....."Hermione protested.
"Getting back to Ginny,"Remus cut in."Please repeat what you said and this time do it more slowly."
"Oh I like it slow."Ginny retorted."But I'm afraid I won't be getting my 'Snuffles On A Stick' today."She added, so only Remus,Severus and Hermione heard her.
Remus looked taken aback."Ginny, where did you hear that?"
"From your dream, idiot."Severus muttered.
"0h sorry."
"I think I speak for everyone here, when I say huh?"Sirius said.
"Shut up you mangy dog or I'll have to hit you over the head with a rolled up newpaper."Severus growled.
"Ooh touchy...I'll get Alan to sort you out when he gets here."Sirius growled back."After all he is an expert on being evil..."
"Yeah?I'll make Steven and Shaun turn your hair bright pink."
"You mean like they did to you when you were fourteen?Just let 'em try."
"GUYS!Please!"Remus yelled,making everyone jump,as no one has heard him yell before,and causing Severus to knock over on of his potion bottles, which spilled all over him,staining the front of his robes bright orange.
Severus put his finger in his ear and wiggled it arround(Kinda like Metatron at the end of Dogma)then looked down at himself and sighed."It never ends."
"Jeeze Moony, did you have to yell in my ear?I mean we are just standing right next to you."Sirius whined, but he yelped when Severus grabbed the Daily Prophet, that was on his desk, rolled it up and whacked Sirius on the nose."Oww! What was that for?"Severus just smirked.
"Sorry."Remus muttered,looking sheepish.
"I have a couple of things to tell all of you,"Severus said, sounding serious,"First of all what I tell you mustn't leave these four walls.Agreed?"Everyone nods."Hmmm lets see...Second of all..."he broke off as the bell rang for lunch time, but all the students, hung around waiting to hear what he has to say but Severus just growled,"I'll have to tell you later.DISMISSED!"He growled the last word and all the students scuttled out like scared rabbits.He watched them go, an evil smirk on his face,'Saved by the bell.'he thought to himself.
Outside the classroom,"Can you believe the bell rang just as Snape was going to spill the secrets?"Ron grounched to Harry and Hermione as they walked down to lunch.
"I know.When have we got potions next?"Harry asked.
"Tommorow first thing."
"Well I guess we'll have to ask him then." Harry griped.
"Yeah I can't believe Alan Rickman is Professor Snape's older brother."Hermione muttered loudly.She walked on leaving the rest of the sudents looking stunned.
Harry and Ron looked at each other and then burst out in unison with,"WHAT?!"
The End.
A/N:I can't believe I've finished it.More adventures with them in my sequel 'Snape's Brothers') Read and review or I'll cut your heart out with a spoon.