^_^ Yay! Everyone liked Ch.1!!! Hurrah! Okay, I'll try to write more quickly, but my life has been a living hell lately and I have so little time for anything... I'll try. Hey, don't mind me if I add a little more romance to this one. I can't help myself. I just have to!!! I'll still try to make it entertaining. *heh heh heh* ~Kagome-Higurashi-chan~

*Disclaimer* I don't own Inu-Yasha. Yada Yada...

The Scent Of Ramen Ch. 2

Kag: *is washing her hands* *mumbling* Oh, I can't believe everyone saw my panties... and Miroku and his comments... *blushes a little bit* I wonder if Inu-Yasha thought the same thing... No, probably not... he was too obsessed with sucking my fingers... *looks at thumb* Oh, goodness... the red marks are still there...

Inu: *walks up behind Kagome* Hey... Kagome... *sniff sniff* where'd that smell go?

Kag: Down the river, Inu-Yasha. (Hint hint, she's been washing her hands in a river...)

Inu: *notices the red marks on her thumb* What's that? *grabs her hand and investigates*

Kag: T_T It was you, Inu-Yasha. You were sucking my thumb. Don't you remember?

Inu: *still grasping Kag's wrist* Uh.... no?

Shippo: Let me refresh your memory! *Whips out picture* Remember now?

Kag: Shippo! Where'd you come fr-

Inu: O_O *gulp* I remember... eh heh heh? HA! *grabs Shippo by the tail with one hand, the picture in the other hand and he stuffs the picture in his kimono* Shippo... ^_^

Shi: *innocently* Yeah?

Inu: Time to die!!! *Begins beating Shippo on the head*

Shi: K-k-k-ag-o-me!!! H-h-help m-me!

Inu: *Starts swinging Shippo in circles by the tail*

Shi: Pleaeaeaeaease!!!

Kag: Inu-Yasha!!!

Inu: *stops spinning Shippo* uh oh...

Kag: Yeah, 'uh oh' is right! *takes a few steps towards Inu-Yasha* Drop it.

Inu: *drops Shippo*

Shi: *bounces* Ouch!

Kag: What do you say?

Inu: No way am I gonna apologize to that stupid kit!

Kag: No way, huh? Shippo, back up, I don't want you to get hurt.

Shi: *nods and backs up*

Inu: No Kagome. Please don't do this.

Kag: ^_^ But it's too much fun!! .\_/. SIT!!!

Inu: *crash* OUCH! Bitc-sorry?

Kag: *walks over to Inu* Good dog. You are finally learning.

Inu: *mumblebitchmumblenottrainedmumblehowcanimumblemumblelovehermumblemumbleifsh ekeepsdoingmumblestufflikethatmumblearen'twesupposedmumbletobetogethermumble causeyoucouldmumblenevertellbymumblehowoftenshe'susedmumblethesitcommandmumb lelatelymumble*

Kag: *ignoring his mumbles*

Shi: *hops onto Kag's shoulder*

Kag: *reaches into pocket and gives Shippo a candy bar* Here Shippo. To make up for getting hurt, okay?

Shi: Yeah! *grabs candy and rips it open. Jumps off Kagome's shoulder and heads back to Inu-Yasha*

Inu: *mumblewishimumblecouldmumblegethermumbleintobe-*

Shi: Inu-Yasha! Kagome gave me a candy bar! *waves chocolate in front of Inu-Yasha* Ha ha!

Inu: *stands up* So? *kicks candy bar out of Shippo's hands and squashes it into the ground*

Shi: ;_;

Inu: ^_^ *walks back in Kagome's direction*

Kag: *arrives back at camp*

Miroku: Heeey Kagome!

Sango: *rolls eyes*

Kag: *nods at Sango in agreement*

Kag: *walks by Miroku to sit next to Sango on the blanket she brought*

Miro: *tips head so he can take a peak up Kag's skirt*

San: *raises boomerang*

Miro: ;_;

San: Huh? *boomerang still in air*

Inu: *cracking knuckles* Good to get my anger out on someone who weighs more than three pounds!

Kag: *runs over and embraces Inu-Yasha* Oh, thank you, my lord! You have saved me from that lecherous cretin! Please, claim me as yours! I so wish that you would! Eep! *covers mouth*

Inu: *is nodding* Yes, I am good at this. HEY AUTHOR!!!

Inu-Author: I know, I know I- erm, we are good.

Inu: You betcha.

Everyone else: O_o Wha?

Inu: Allow me to explain. Recently I have written a fanfiction, making me an author. Because I am now an author, I have all the powers to control others as Kagome does with her other self, the Authoress. This means that I can make any and all of you do anything I want!

Kag: Wow, Inu-Yasha. I never thought you were that smart. You sounded really intelegent right then, but you have forgotten one thing darling! Oh! Stop that and let me explain! (this means it's Inu-Yasha writing it w/ his powers)

Kag: You have forgotten that I can combat you with MY authoress powers!!!

Authoress: Yes! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Author and Inu: Oh, no you don't!

Authoress: *pop- has disappeared*

Kag: Uh oh..

Inu: *takes keyboard and types* There!

~Inu now has the power to use his Author powers by simply thinking them!~

Inu: *think think think*

(a/n: wow. Never thought I'd write that.)

*Miroku and Sango and Shippo are gone. Inu and Kagome are at a beach, Inu sitting on a beach chair under an umbrella wearing modern bathing shorts, Kagome wearing a tight little bikini and feeding Inu-Yasha grapes*

Inu: Wow, why didn't I think of this earlier? *chews a grape*

Kag: Oh, Inu-Yasha. You are so sexy. I want you so much. It is taking all the strength I have not to pounce on you right now! (Nooooooo! Inu-Yasha nooooooooo!)

Inu: Kagome, come here.

Kag: *leans in close* Yes, my Lord and Master?

Inu: *quickly reaches around behind her and pulls the string that is keeping the top of her bikini on*

Kag: *bikini top falls off and Kag blushes*

Inu: Yep, I'm good.

Okay guys. I know it ends on a lame note at the end, and I really don't think it's as good as Ch.1, but I have NO IDEAS. Give me some! FlameFlyingFeline-this message is for you. DON'T TELL INU ABOUT THE FANFIC OR WE'LL NEVER DO ANYTHING!! I SWEAR BY IT!!! Okay! That's all for now.