Just A Little Insight
They have secrets, those two over there. No! Not those two you dimwit! Those are dogs! I mean humans! Humans! … Or at least we're fairly sure their humans….
Any ways…
Those two have secrets.
They're a couple you know.
Now don't you go looking at me like that! It's true I tell ya!
Don't walk away! At least listen to what I have to say!!!
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Don't make me beat you over the head with a signpost.
….
Good.
As I was saying they – don't you roll you're eyes at me! – are a couple.
Of course you're wondering 'how'. With all the love interests after them and the combined death threats, how could they be a couple?
Not to mention how much the two fight.
Let alone how often that guy ends up air born because of those fights!
Well, if you would end up with that many people after your life, would you admit to it?
If they just need to fight to throw others off, why does she hit him all the time?
Is all that pain really worth a single relationship?
Well, if you have that many people after you, what would you do?
…
What? You still haven't figured it out?
Well, two words….
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"So Akane, how much longer 'till we save up enough 'Air Miles'."
"Well, with the latest 'P-chan' incident we can raise the amount of our fights for a few days. If you do something stupidly sweet to make up, then I can cook dinner to show my 'appreciation'. Hopefully that should put us about two weeks away from getting out of this hell hole."
"To bad you aren't strong enough just to mallet me there. Then we'd have enough to leave already!"
They both smirked.
Then prepared the scene.
"RANMA NO BAKA!!!"
"To~om~mbo~oy!"
"Oh my!"
"What happened this time Akane?"
"Hump! That jerk! Calling me weak again!"
"WHAAAAA! OUR SCHOOLS WILL NEVER BE UNITED!!!"
"AKANE! FORGIVE MY FOOLISH SON!"
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I finally did a story that's not depressing! *does a jig*
Where are Akane and Ranma going to go? I dunno. Probably off Japan. And not likely to China…Maybe to Toronto so they can work in the Pacific Mall?