Da Ramdon Wedding
By Dr. Hannah
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people that are here or gonna be here except for me, who is sometimes the narrator and the person that wrote this fic, duh.
Chapter 11
Well, I don't like explaining previous chapters so read them yourself!
Hey! A note! Many ramdon circumstances and reasons have prodded me to write this chappie. Yes, this chappie is special. SO READ ALL OF IT!!
[DH "Oh yay! Reading reviews! WHAT? MY TREE IS COOL OK!?!! Don't insult the tree! Poor thing, I even gave him a nice funeral."]
[Kurama "Hi Hannah! What are you doing?]
[DH "Reading reviews!!! Hey, recognize this author?"]
[Kurama "Koganeiro Kitsune? Um, not really."]
[DH "Mad Doctor? Sick mother? Live dissection without anesthetic? Video cam-"]
[Kurama "O.o NOOOOo0oo0OoOOooO!!!! STOP!!!!"]
[Hiei "Shut up fox!"]
[DH "Hiei, her friends also sold your kantana on EBay, 3 times."]
[Hiei "... DIEEEE!!! *runs off*]
[DH "Let see, any other reviews? Oh one about- oh, back already?"]
[Hiei "You still have my sword."]
[DH "Not me. Hey, here's a review for you."]
Who needs swords? Everybody has guns now-a-days. Hopes your internet fixes soon! Dumb trees (growls) -Joe97 {Thanks man}
[DH "Ok, besides the dumb tree comment, any-"]
[Hiei "WHAT!! Cold Makai Steel could beat those stupid ningen things any day!!]
[DH "Hiei, Swords are a ningen invention."]
[Hiei "... Sleep."]
*WHACK* *THUD*
[Hiei "HAHAHAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT!!!! That's for knocking me out so many times!!! REVENGE IS SWEET!!!]
...
...
...
[Kurama "Ok, who's writing the story now?"]
Hiei and Kurama stare at the laptop.
[Hiei "MEEEEE!!!! ^.^"]
One day, Kuwabaka, that oaf, was walking down the street. Suddenly, HE WAS KILLED!!! No one cared about his dead, smelly body.
[Kurama "-.- Hiei..."]
Then, a stupid ningen was driving a sweet snow truck, and it crashed under Hiei's favorite tree. The sweet snow spilled out and Hiei got it all. And killed any ningens that attempted to relieve him of his treasure.
[Hiei "YUM!! ^.^"]
[Kurama "... Ok, my turn."]
Botan was sent out to get another soul in the ningenkai. This one actually seemed to have a lot of Ki. She walked carefully to the soul, and realized who it was.
Botan "Kuwabara!?"
Kuwabaka, no wait, Kuwabara. "Oh! Hi Botan! Another mission?"
Botan "Uhm, no. How do I explain this? Uh, I'm here to collect your soul."
Kuwabara "My Soul? But, I'm using it!"
Botan "Uhhh, but your dead."
Kuwabara "I'm dead, no way! HAHAHAHA! Dead, come on, my body is right-"
...
...
Kuwabara "AHHHHH!!!!!!! I'm DEAD!!!!!! NOOOo0o0o0o0OOoO0oO!! HOW?! WHY?!"
Botan "ARG!!! Be quiet!! Let's just go ask Koenma."
Later...
Koenma "Hi Botan! Who's here? The ice cream driver?"
Botan "No, the other ningen soul."
Koenma "Who would be..."
Botan "Ah, Kuwabara sir."
...
...
Much explaining after that...
Koenma "Well, for serving me directly so well, or, not always to well, anyway, your free to go ok? And you're still a spirit detective. Bye!"
Kuwabara "Wait! What are the circumstances of my death?"
[Hiei "Hn, like he could say a sentence that complicated."]
[Kurama "Don't make me take away your sweet snow."]
[Hiei "... Shutting up."]
Koenma "According to these papers, it was another fanfiction death. Wow, those don't come often for minor characters."
Kuwabara "I'm a minor character?"
Koenma "Well, most authors don't feel it necessary to kill stupid characters that are just there for laughs, but torture them for humorous purposes."
...
...
[Kurama "Hiei! Move!! It's my turn!!]
[Hiei "Well, it's mine now!!"]
[Yusuke "HEY!! I wanna write!"]
[...]
[...]
[Yusuke "Door open, authoress knocked out, mauled ice cream truck outside, I WANT SOME FUN TOO!!"]
Anyway, Kuwabara was brought back to life and one day Keiko appeared at Yusuke's house.
[Kurama "I don't like where this is going."]
[Hiei "Hn."]
[Yusuke "Let's see, {CENSORED}, or maybe, {ALSO CENSORED}. What the heck? Censored? WHAT!? This laptop has Censors?"]
[Laptop "Duh. Why do you think everything she writes is PG? Or G? Who do you think !%^#s all the swears?]
[Yusuke "I never thought of it that way."]
[Laptop "You actually think?"]
[Hiei "I like this ningen thing."]
[Laptop "Please, I have a name, it's-]{5}
[DH "What the hell? Why is Yusuke here? Ow my head. Hey, is that an ice cream truck?"]
[Laptop "BUSTED!"]
So, while I read all the stuff that those 3 typed up, Hiei and Yusuke slowly edge away.
[DH "What the hell? Only one demon, one semi-hanyou, and one baka human could have written this. And they'd better run."]
[Hiei "I'm gone."]
[Kurama "Hey, I tried to fix the story!"]
[Yusuke "Aww, but I didn't even get to {CENSORED}!!"]
While I chase the previously mentioned...
[Laptop "... Hmm, I could post this while she's away. WELL!!! REVIEW AND SHE MIGHT NOT KILL ME WHEN SHE FINDS OUT!!"]
{5} What? His name? Fine, my Laptop's name is Ludwig. Ok? Happy? Sheesh. No, not the famous composer.
By Dr. Hannah
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the people that are here or gonna be here except for me, who is sometimes the narrator and the person that wrote this fic, duh.
Chapter 11
Well, I don't like explaining previous chapters so read them yourself!
Hey! A note! Many ramdon circumstances and reasons have prodded me to write this chappie. Yes, this chappie is special. SO READ ALL OF IT!!
[DH "Oh yay! Reading reviews! WHAT? MY TREE IS COOL OK!?!! Don't insult the tree! Poor thing, I even gave him a nice funeral."]
[Kurama "Hi Hannah! What are you doing?]
[DH "Reading reviews!!! Hey, recognize this author?"]
[Kurama "Koganeiro Kitsune? Um, not really."]
[DH "Mad Doctor? Sick mother? Live dissection without anesthetic? Video cam-"]
[Kurama "O.o NOOOOo0oo0OoOOooO!!!! STOP!!!!"]
[Hiei "Shut up fox!"]
[DH "Hiei, her friends also sold your kantana on EBay, 3 times."]
[Hiei "... DIEEEE!!! *runs off*]
[DH "Let see, any other reviews? Oh one about- oh, back already?"]
[Hiei "You still have my sword."]
[DH "Not me. Hey, here's a review for you."]
Who needs swords? Everybody has guns now-a-days. Hopes your internet fixes soon! Dumb trees (growls) -Joe97 {Thanks man}
[DH "Ok, besides the dumb tree comment, any-"]
[Hiei "WHAT!! Cold Makai Steel could beat those stupid ningen things any day!!]
[DH "Hiei, Swords are a ningen invention."]
[Hiei "... Sleep."]
*WHACK* *THUD*
[Hiei "HAHAHAHAHA!!! TAKE THAT!!!! That's for knocking me out so many times!!! REVENGE IS SWEET!!!]
...
...
...
[Kurama "Ok, who's writing the story now?"]
Hiei and Kurama stare at the laptop.
[Hiei "MEEEEE!!!! ^.^"]
One day, Kuwabaka, that oaf, was walking down the street. Suddenly, HE WAS KILLED!!! No one cared about his dead, smelly body.
[Kurama "-.- Hiei..."]
Then, a stupid ningen was driving a sweet snow truck, and it crashed under Hiei's favorite tree. The sweet snow spilled out and Hiei got it all. And killed any ningens that attempted to relieve him of his treasure.
[Hiei "YUM!! ^.^"]
[Kurama "... Ok, my turn."]
Botan was sent out to get another soul in the ningenkai. This one actually seemed to have a lot of Ki. She walked carefully to the soul, and realized who it was.
Botan "Kuwabara!?"
Kuwabaka, no wait, Kuwabara. "Oh! Hi Botan! Another mission?"
Botan "Uhm, no. How do I explain this? Uh, I'm here to collect your soul."
Kuwabara "My Soul? But, I'm using it!"
Botan "Uhhh, but your dead."
Kuwabara "I'm dead, no way! HAHAHAHA! Dead, come on, my body is right-"
...
...
Kuwabara "AHHHHH!!!!!!! I'm DEAD!!!!!! NOOOo0o0o0o0OOoO0oO!! HOW?! WHY?!"
Botan "ARG!!! Be quiet!! Let's just go ask Koenma."
Later...
Koenma "Hi Botan! Who's here? The ice cream driver?"
Botan "No, the other ningen soul."
Koenma "Who would be..."
Botan "Ah, Kuwabara sir."
...
...
Much explaining after that...
Koenma "Well, for serving me directly so well, or, not always to well, anyway, your free to go ok? And you're still a spirit detective. Bye!"
Kuwabara "Wait! What are the circumstances of my death?"
[Hiei "Hn, like he could say a sentence that complicated."]
[Kurama "Don't make me take away your sweet snow."]
[Hiei "... Shutting up."]
Koenma "According to these papers, it was another fanfiction death. Wow, those don't come often for minor characters."
Kuwabara "I'm a minor character?"
Koenma "Well, most authors don't feel it necessary to kill stupid characters that are just there for laughs, but torture them for humorous purposes."
...
...
[Kurama "Hiei! Move!! It's my turn!!]
[Hiei "Well, it's mine now!!"]
[Yusuke "HEY!! I wanna write!"]
[...]
[...]
[Yusuke "Door open, authoress knocked out, mauled ice cream truck outside, I WANT SOME FUN TOO!!"]
Anyway, Kuwabara was brought back to life and one day Keiko appeared at Yusuke's house.
[Kurama "I don't like where this is going."]
[Hiei "Hn."]
[Yusuke "Let's see, {CENSORED}, or maybe, {ALSO CENSORED}. What the heck? Censored? WHAT!? This laptop has Censors?"]
[Laptop "Duh. Why do you think everything she writes is PG? Or G? Who do you think !%^#s all the swears?]
[Yusuke "I never thought of it that way."]
[Laptop "You actually think?"]
[Hiei "I like this ningen thing."]
[Laptop "Please, I have a name, it's-]{5}
[DH "What the hell? Why is Yusuke here? Ow my head. Hey, is that an ice cream truck?"]
[Laptop "BUSTED!"]
So, while I read all the stuff that those 3 typed up, Hiei and Yusuke slowly edge away.
[DH "What the hell? Only one demon, one semi-hanyou, and one baka human could have written this. And they'd better run."]
[Hiei "I'm gone."]
[Kurama "Hey, I tried to fix the story!"]
[Yusuke "Aww, but I didn't even get to {CENSORED}!!"]
While I chase the previously mentioned...
[Laptop "... Hmm, I could post this while she's away. WELL!!! REVIEW AND SHE MIGHT NOT KILL ME WHEN SHE FINDS OUT!!"]
{5} What? His name? Fine, my Laptop's name is Ludwig. Ok? Happy? Sheesh. No, not the famous composer.