Such Is Life
Part 32
We got into a cab outside the hotel and Chris put his arm around me as we sat in the back seat.
"I wish you would tell me where we are going!"
"Relax would you!" he squeezed my shoulders, "It'll be sweet!"
We got out of the cab at the airport and I eyed him suspiciously. He just laughed and grabbed the bags and we went inside. I was made to wait while he picked up the tickets.
"Chris I will know as soon as they announce the damn flight where we are going!" I laughed.
"Yeah well I need to get the last few minutes of suspense out of you don't I!" He put the bags on the floor and put his arms around me as we stood in the airport watching everyone hurrying around.
"Excuse me are you Chris Jericho?" A woman tapped Chris on the shoulder and he let me go and turned around smiling. She went into a whole long story about how her son has watched wrestling all his life and would kill for an autograph blah blah. I stood back politely letting her spend her '5 minutes' with the great Chris Jericho, hopefully we were going somewhere where no one would know or care who he was! This happened several times while we waited for the flight and he kept appologising to me but I didn't mind really. Chris always did talk to fans and sign autographs I suppose it had just gotten a little 'bigger' since his days in WcW! I would just have to get used to it all over again. Eventually there was a flight announced and Chris put his hands over my ears and I playfully shoved him away.
"Was that ours?"
"Yup!"
"What did it say? Come on!"
"It said please board the flight to Lapland and Santa will meet you off the plane!"
"You are such an idiot!" I shook my head.
"Ok ok I'll tell you but it'll cost ya!" he grinned and wrapped his arms around my waist again.
"Oh yeah?" I raised my eyebrows and he kissed me. "It's that easy?"
"Hell yeah! I'm pretty easy to keep happy ya know!" he smiled at me.
"So?"
"How would you feel about comming to meet my parents?"
"YOUR WHAT!?"
"You heard me! We're going to Canada! I thought it was about time I introduced them to my wife!"
I felt sick! "Chris you're kidding me? Your parents? You haven't seen your parents in years and I don't think this is the reunion they invisioned!"
"Wrong!" He picked up the bags, "I have seen them quite a lot the last year or so, well since we...ya know...split up and everything. Besides I already told them we're comming!"
"You did? You have? Oh Lord!"
He laughed, "Would you relax! They are looking forward to meeting you!"
"We're going to Canada?" I looked at him and bit my lip.
"We are!"
"Oh my god! What if they hate me?"
Chris laughed and started to walk away shaking his head. "We're only gonna be there like 3 days and then we're going somewhere else!"
"What?" My head was spinning. "Chris wait up!" I grabbed his arm. "Stop doing this to me!" I laughed. "Where are we going?"
"Wait and see!" He smiled and kissed me. I didn't know what the hell I was letting myself in for!
Part 32
We got into a cab outside the hotel and Chris put his arm around me as we sat in the back seat.
"I wish you would tell me where we are going!"
"Relax would you!" he squeezed my shoulders, "It'll be sweet!"
We got out of the cab at the airport and I eyed him suspiciously. He just laughed and grabbed the bags and we went inside. I was made to wait while he picked up the tickets.
"Chris I will know as soon as they announce the damn flight where we are going!" I laughed.
"Yeah well I need to get the last few minutes of suspense out of you don't I!" He put the bags on the floor and put his arms around me as we stood in the airport watching everyone hurrying around.
"Excuse me are you Chris Jericho?" A woman tapped Chris on the shoulder and he let me go and turned around smiling. She went into a whole long story about how her son has watched wrestling all his life and would kill for an autograph blah blah. I stood back politely letting her spend her '5 minutes' with the great Chris Jericho, hopefully we were going somewhere where no one would know or care who he was! This happened several times while we waited for the flight and he kept appologising to me but I didn't mind really. Chris always did talk to fans and sign autographs I suppose it had just gotten a little 'bigger' since his days in WcW! I would just have to get used to it all over again. Eventually there was a flight announced and Chris put his hands over my ears and I playfully shoved him away.
"Was that ours?"
"Yup!"
"What did it say? Come on!"
"It said please board the flight to Lapland and Santa will meet you off the plane!"
"You are such an idiot!" I shook my head.
"Ok ok I'll tell you but it'll cost ya!" he grinned and wrapped his arms around my waist again.
"Oh yeah?" I raised my eyebrows and he kissed me. "It's that easy?"
"Hell yeah! I'm pretty easy to keep happy ya know!" he smiled at me.
"So?"
"How would you feel about comming to meet my parents?"
"YOUR WHAT!?"
"You heard me! We're going to Canada! I thought it was about time I introduced them to my wife!"
I felt sick! "Chris you're kidding me? Your parents? You haven't seen your parents in years and I don't think this is the reunion they invisioned!"
"Wrong!" He picked up the bags, "I have seen them quite a lot the last year or so, well since we...ya know...split up and everything. Besides I already told them we're comming!"
"You did? You have? Oh Lord!"
He laughed, "Would you relax! They are looking forward to meeting you!"
"We're going to Canada?" I looked at him and bit my lip.
"We are!"
"Oh my god! What if they hate me?"
Chris laughed and started to walk away shaking his head. "We're only gonna be there like 3 days and then we're going somewhere else!"
"What?" My head was spinning. "Chris wait up!" I grabbed his arm. "Stop doing this to me!" I laughed. "Where are we going?"
"Wait and see!" He smiled and kissed me. I didn't know what the hell I was letting myself in for!