Rating: PG-13 for language, innuendo, and general violence ("it blowed up real good!")
Disclosure: I don't own "Everwood" or "Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda" or any characters in either, so don't sue. And blame "Andromeda" for the truly nonsensical lines. They had to go somewhere.
Warning: *parody* (so expect wackiness); no real slash here, but if you think there's no homoerotic subtext on "Andromeda" or "Enterprise" or other space shows, you're not paying attention.
Comments: R/R please. Kindness optional, but flames will be ignored. Plplplpl!
Author's note: Because science fiction involves multiple species from various planets, as well as artificial life forms, the actual family relationships between "Everwood" characters would limit the story too much. So I discarded them. Also, the fates of certain characters (one in particular) do not necessarily reflect my feelings toward the original "Everwood" characters. They just fit certain roles in this story. Too well in some cases. Muhahahaha!!!
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