Ultimate Crunchies and Munchies!
By: Sugarhigh
Hello again! Thank you Hope (gotensbitsuchi@aol.com) and May-VeggieGirl1! By the way Hope, eTRINITYs11- my friend, has a major crush on Goten. Just FYI. She would have reviewed if she weren't in la la land. -.- Oh boi. Anyways, I'm not writing disclaimer because I'm too lazy so if your gonna' sue me, read chapter 1. On with the madness! ^_^
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Chapter 2: Just hand over the box, and no one get's hurt!
3 weeks of indulgence and 542 boxes later...
"Hey, Chi-Chi! We're out of Crunch N' Munch!" Chi-Chi glares at him. "I'm not getting anymore Goku! You've fallen head over heels for it, and you've stopped training! There must be a planet left so Gohan can get that scholarship!" Gohan groaned. "And that's the only useful thing for this planet...?" Chi-Chi glared at Gohan who was pretending to pay attention to his bookwork. Goku growls and starts foaming at the mouth at her refusal. "Fine, I'll get some more! Watch over Gohan while I'm gone, and you better have that paper done when I come back, here me Gohan?" She grabs her purse and leaves. Gohan cautiously looks around. "Woohoo! Freedom!" He bounds away from his bookwork and onto the couch. Goku sat next to him impatiently as Gohan turned on the TV. A Crunch N' Munch commercial came on. Goku got up and started gnawing and drooling all over the TV. Gohan sweat dropped as he changed the channel. Goku's eyes turn red as he tackles his son to the ground. "Okay, okay, I get the idea dad!" He changed the channel back. 15 seconds later the commercial ended. Goku destroyed the TV. "...Father you scare me..." Gohan got up and went to get something to eat. Goku ran off to his room looking for any remnants of his utter sweet love. Unfortunately, his bloodhound senses led him to look under his bed, where he found a brand new box. His pupils grew to the size of dinner plates, a smile from ear to ear, and war cry of victory. Gohan, reading the paper, thought to himself without tearing his gaze: 'Oops, I see he found the last box I hid under the bed. Were screwed.' He picked up the phone and called the mental hospital. Goku bounced into the room, interrupting Gohan talking on the phone. "Gohanguesswhat!" He was so excited it all came out in one word. Gohan ignored him. "What do you mean you don't take people obsessed with popcorn...we can't get a psychiatrist, we spent most of our money on popcorn!...they should make a law banning popcorn-" Goku gasped. "Son, how could you say such a horrible thing!" Gohan hung up the phone as Goku shook Gohan. "Dad, it's just popcorn..." "Just popcorn! Are you mad son?" "If I am, I know where I got it from..." "Son, if you just try it-" "Dad, you won't let me try it! You won't share any!" "That's how great it is! Now excuse me, I need to rejoice my discovery!" Goku skipped off as Gohan looked for the cheapest psychiatrist he could possibly find. (Jeez, this isn't even the main event in the chapter! I haven't started the story yet! *o*)
Meanwhile, it just so happened to be the day after the day Vegeta planned to kill Goku. Vegeta flew to his house and bellowed really loud, "Kakarot, get your no-good double-crossing sorry behind out here-NOW!" Goku came out and waved to him. "Oh, hi Vegeta! You want to join me in my happy dance?" "Not more fusion! NEVER! I'll never fuse with you! NEVER!!! Kakarot, I came here to disembowel you and hang your bloody corpse on the highest mountain!!!" Goku flies over to him while holding the box with gentle care. "Sounds fun, but I have to get back to my Crunch N' Munch dance of joy! Because*sniff*, I found another box! *teary eyed*" Goku merrily skips around in circles. Vegeta snatches Goku's box. Goku gasps, almost hyperventilating. "What is this crap? You refuse an offer to fight the prince of all saiyans just so you can eat a box of sugar?!?!?" "GIVE IT BACK!!! IT'S MINE!!! I FOUND IT FIRST!!!!!" Goku turns super saiyan 2! "Ack, NO! Every time I catch up to you, you surpass me! Why? I HATE YOU!!!" "GIMME BACK MY BOX!!!" "Oh? I see...you don't like it when I put my hand inside the box, now do you?" Vegeta pulls out a handful of popcorn. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*gasp gasp*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(Vegeta eats the handful)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" "...Hm? That stuffs not that bad...not bad at all!" "GIVE IT BBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!" "Huh, should I give Kakarot's box of strangely delicious popcorn back...nah!" "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku turns super saiyan 3! "What the...? NO! Kakarot's gotten stronger than me, AGAIN! Why does this keep on happening to me?" Against all logic, Vegeta eats more popcorn. And that was the straw that broke the camel on top of Goku's back. Goku viciously nabs the box from Vegeta. "*panicking*And now you take something I was starting to enjoy away from me!*calmly* Wow, me enjoying something...now that's scary.*panic*Wait, I forgot, I fear nothing! What have you done to me? What kind of drugs did you put in that crap?*calmly* Why is the sky blue on this crazy planet?" Goku woofs down more popcorn. Vegeta couldn't take anymore of this and turned super saiyan 2! They begin a tug o' war over the box when it rips in half and falls into a lake. They both look at each other, teary eyed, and hug each other for comfort. Finally, something clicked in Goku's brain. "Wait a minute! Chi-Chi left to get more, she should be back any minute now!" An evil feature slipped over Vegeta. "Not unless I steal them from her before she comes back..." "Oh yeah, well I'm going to steal them before you do- Vegeta!" Goku and Vegeta power up and fly off to find Chi-Chi...
Gohan watched all of the events and finally decided whom to call for help. He dialed some #'s and someone picked up on the other end. "Hello, Miari, I think we've got a bigger problem than the Androids at the moment..."
*~*~*~*~*~R/R!
N: Next time, Miari Trunks and Gohan join the insanity...who makes up this crap?!?
A: No comment.
If anyone caught the error of Vegeta knowing about the fusion technique during the Android saga, screw it.
By: Sugarhigh
Hello again! Thank you Hope (gotensbitsuchi@aol.com) and May-VeggieGirl1! By the way Hope, eTRINITYs11- my friend, has a major crush on Goten. Just FYI. She would have reviewed if she weren't in la la land. -.- Oh boi. Anyways, I'm not writing disclaimer because I'm too lazy so if your gonna' sue me, read chapter 1. On with the madness! ^_^
*~*~*~*~*~
Chapter 2: Just hand over the box, and no one get's hurt!
3 weeks of indulgence and 542 boxes later...
"Hey, Chi-Chi! We're out of Crunch N' Munch!" Chi-Chi glares at him. "I'm not getting anymore Goku! You've fallen head over heels for it, and you've stopped training! There must be a planet left so Gohan can get that scholarship!" Gohan groaned. "And that's the only useful thing for this planet...?" Chi-Chi glared at Gohan who was pretending to pay attention to his bookwork. Goku growls and starts foaming at the mouth at her refusal. "Fine, I'll get some more! Watch over Gohan while I'm gone, and you better have that paper done when I come back, here me Gohan?" She grabs her purse and leaves. Gohan cautiously looks around. "Woohoo! Freedom!" He bounds away from his bookwork and onto the couch. Goku sat next to him impatiently as Gohan turned on the TV. A Crunch N' Munch commercial came on. Goku got up and started gnawing and drooling all over the TV. Gohan sweat dropped as he changed the channel. Goku's eyes turn red as he tackles his son to the ground. "Okay, okay, I get the idea dad!" He changed the channel back. 15 seconds later the commercial ended. Goku destroyed the TV. "...Father you scare me..." Gohan got up and went to get something to eat. Goku ran off to his room looking for any remnants of his utter sweet love. Unfortunately, his bloodhound senses led him to look under his bed, where he found a brand new box. His pupils grew to the size of dinner plates, a smile from ear to ear, and war cry of victory. Gohan, reading the paper, thought to himself without tearing his gaze: 'Oops, I see he found the last box I hid under the bed. Were screwed.' He picked up the phone and called the mental hospital. Goku bounced into the room, interrupting Gohan talking on the phone. "Gohanguesswhat!" He was so excited it all came out in one word. Gohan ignored him. "What do you mean you don't take people obsessed with popcorn...we can't get a psychiatrist, we spent most of our money on popcorn!...they should make a law banning popcorn-" Goku gasped. "Son, how could you say such a horrible thing!" Gohan hung up the phone as Goku shook Gohan. "Dad, it's just popcorn..." "Just popcorn! Are you mad son?" "If I am, I know where I got it from..." "Son, if you just try it-" "Dad, you won't let me try it! You won't share any!" "That's how great it is! Now excuse me, I need to rejoice my discovery!" Goku skipped off as Gohan looked for the cheapest psychiatrist he could possibly find. (Jeez, this isn't even the main event in the chapter! I haven't started the story yet! *o*)
Meanwhile, it just so happened to be the day after the day Vegeta planned to kill Goku. Vegeta flew to his house and bellowed really loud, "Kakarot, get your no-good double-crossing sorry behind out here-NOW!" Goku came out and waved to him. "Oh, hi Vegeta! You want to join me in my happy dance?" "Not more fusion! NEVER! I'll never fuse with you! NEVER!!! Kakarot, I came here to disembowel you and hang your bloody corpse on the highest mountain!!!" Goku flies over to him while holding the box with gentle care. "Sounds fun, but I have to get back to my Crunch N' Munch dance of joy! Because*sniff*, I found another box! *teary eyed*" Goku merrily skips around in circles. Vegeta snatches Goku's box. Goku gasps, almost hyperventilating. "What is this crap? You refuse an offer to fight the prince of all saiyans just so you can eat a box of sugar?!?!?" "GIVE IT BACK!!! IT'S MINE!!! I FOUND IT FIRST!!!!!" Goku turns super saiyan 2! "Ack, NO! Every time I catch up to you, you surpass me! Why? I HATE YOU!!!" "GIMME BACK MY BOX!!!" "Oh? I see...you don't like it when I put my hand inside the box, now do you?" Vegeta pulls out a handful of popcorn. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*gasp gasp*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(Vegeta eats the handful)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" "...Hm? That stuffs not that bad...not bad at all!" "GIVE IT BBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!" "Huh, should I give Kakarot's box of strangely delicious popcorn back...nah!" "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Goku turns super saiyan 3! "What the...? NO! Kakarot's gotten stronger than me, AGAIN! Why does this keep on happening to me?" Against all logic, Vegeta eats more popcorn. And that was the straw that broke the camel on top of Goku's back. Goku viciously nabs the box from Vegeta. "*panicking*And now you take something I was starting to enjoy away from me!*calmly* Wow, me enjoying something...now that's scary.*panic*Wait, I forgot, I fear nothing! What have you done to me? What kind of drugs did you put in that crap?*calmly* Why is the sky blue on this crazy planet?" Goku woofs down more popcorn. Vegeta couldn't take anymore of this and turned super saiyan 2! They begin a tug o' war over the box when it rips in half and falls into a lake. They both look at each other, teary eyed, and hug each other for comfort. Finally, something clicked in Goku's brain. "Wait a minute! Chi-Chi left to get more, she should be back any minute now!" An evil feature slipped over Vegeta. "Not unless I steal them from her before she comes back..." "Oh yeah, well I'm going to steal them before you do- Vegeta!" Goku and Vegeta power up and fly off to find Chi-Chi...
Gohan watched all of the events and finally decided whom to call for help. He dialed some #'s and someone picked up on the other end. "Hello, Miari, I think we've got a bigger problem than the Androids at the moment..."
*~*~*~*~*~R/R!
N: Next time, Miari Trunks and Gohan join the insanity...who makes up this crap?!?
A: No comment.
If anyone caught the error of Vegeta knowing about the fusion technique during the Android saga, screw it.