Ultimate Crunchies and Munchies
By: Sugarhigh
Hello again! Wah, fanfiction.net wasn't working all day yesterday, so all I can do is type the fourth chapter! So if anyone reviewed, thanx a bunch, cause' I won't know for a while. Anyways, sorry the third chapter wasn't as funny as the first or second. See, I thought this up months ago and wrote chapter 1&2 down in a notebook. So I already knew what to type. I hope this will compare...
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Chapter 4: Family Feuds
Goku grabbed Gohan from behind. "AH, oh hi dad. Wait, what are you doing?!" "Join me Son..." "What are you talking about?!" There was a crazed look in Goku's eye. "Dad, snap out of it!" "We must defeat Vegeta and Miari!" "Wha...?" "Once Vegeta figured out that Miari was his son from the future- Trunks- they decided to join together to vanquish me once and for all!" "And...?" Goku shook Gohan. "And that's where you come in, son! As my trusty side kick!" Gohan remember what Chi-Chi warned him about. "No." Goku was taken aback. "Huh?" "I said No!" "Don't you back talk me! I'm your father!" "Your not acting like one!" Goku picked up Gohan by the collar. "Let me go!" Gohan tried to get out of Goku's reach but failed. "I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this son..." Gohan started to panic. "Do what? What are you going to do to me?!" "It's time for you to see the beloved..." Gohan was horrified now, knowing exactly what his father was capable of, screamed for help. "HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!" While Gohan was yelling, Goku popped a piece of popcorn in his mouth...
Meanwhile, back with the Briefs... Vegeta and Miari were flying home with boxes of Crunch N' Munch. "I'm glad we robbed that convenient store on the way here. Good thing we got those masks." "Yes, and now we'll make an ingenious plan to take down Kakarot once and for all!" They fly into an open window in the Capsule Corp. Bulma came around the corner. "Vegeta, how many times did I tell you to use the front door?" "Not now women, we're going to go an conspire against Kakarot." Bulma looked at Miari. "I thought you were Goku's friend?" Vegeta and Miari look at each other. "Not anymore." Vegeta smiled evilly. "Vegeta, that's mean, just because you have no friends doesn't mean you go and steal other peoples!" They turn away from her, ignoring her. "After all, I'm still Goku's friend." They both stop dead in their tracks. They look over their shoulders at her. "We're keeping an eye on you..." They both exit the room with watching her out of the corner of their eyes. "What's gotten into them?" Vegeta and Miari sit for an hour, thinking of brilliant plans to ruin Goku. Suddenly, it hit Vegeta. "That's it! I've got it! And it's flawless! My wonderful plan is-" Just then, Goku and Gohan came crashing in threw the ceiling. Vegeta's eyes narrowed. "Kakarot..." Goku glares back. "Vegeta..." Miari interrupts. "Dad, our plan is Kakarot?" "Not you imbecile! I didn't finish announcing our plan yet!" "Oh right." Goku starts laughing. "I see you made a plan huh, well I got Gohan!" Goku starts laughing manically. "So?" "And he went to school!" He continues to laugh in a mad manner. "Doesn't mean he's smarter than us." "Oh." Goku becomes quiet. Vegeta does that weird laugh (like when he turned into Majin Vegeta). "You pathetic fool! You're too late! I have decided on our first and greatest action!" Goku cocked an eyebrow. "Which would be...?" "We shall buy Franklin!" "You're going to buy Benjamin Franklin?" "No, you moron! The company Franklin, the owners of Crunch N' Munch!" Now it's Vegeta's turn to laugh manically with lightning and thunder background...
*~*~*~*~*~R/R!
Oh no...Vegeta's going to buy the company! This won't be pretty... Sorry if it wasn't as funny as the 1st and 2nd chapters but I think it went better than the 3rd! Please Review!
By: Sugarhigh
Hello again! Wah, fanfiction.net wasn't working all day yesterday, so all I can do is type the fourth chapter! So if anyone reviewed, thanx a bunch, cause' I won't know for a while. Anyways, sorry the third chapter wasn't as funny as the first or second. See, I thought this up months ago and wrote chapter 1&2 down in a notebook. So I already knew what to type. I hope this will compare...
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Chapter 4: Family Feuds
Goku grabbed Gohan from behind. "AH, oh hi dad. Wait, what are you doing?!" "Join me Son..." "What are you talking about?!" There was a crazed look in Goku's eye. "Dad, snap out of it!" "We must defeat Vegeta and Miari!" "Wha...?" "Once Vegeta figured out that Miari was his son from the future- Trunks- they decided to join together to vanquish me once and for all!" "And...?" Goku shook Gohan. "And that's where you come in, son! As my trusty side kick!" Gohan remember what Chi-Chi warned him about. "No." Goku was taken aback. "Huh?" "I said No!" "Don't you back talk me! I'm your father!" "Your not acting like one!" Goku picked up Gohan by the collar. "Let me go!" Gohan tried to get out of Goku's reach but failed. "I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this son..." Gohan started to panic. "Do what? What are you going to do to me?!" "It's time for you to see the beloved..." Gohan was horrified now, knowing exactly what his father was capable of, screamed for help. "HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!" While Gohan was yelling, Goku popped a piece of popcorn in his mouth...
Meanwhile, back with the Briefs... Vegeta and Miari were flying home with boxes of Crunch N' Munch. "I'm glad we robbed that convenient store on the way here. Good thing we got those masks." "Yes, and now we'll make an ingenious plan to take down Kakarot once and for all!" They fly into an open window in the Capsule Corp. Bulma came around the corner. "Vegeta, how many times did I tell you to use the front door?" "Not now women, we're going to go an conspire against Kakarot." Bulma looked at Miari. "I thought you were Goku's friend?" Vegeta and Miari look at each other. "Not anymore." Vegeta smiled evilly. "Vegeta, that's mean, just because you have no friends doesn't mean you go and steal other peoples!" They turn away from her, ignoring her. "After all, I'm still Goku's friend." They both stop dead in their tracks. They look over their shoulders at her. "We're keeping an eye on you..." They both exit the room with watching her out of the corner of their eyes. "What's gotten into them?" Vegeta and Miari sit for an hour, thinking of brilliant plans to ruin Goku. Suddenly, it hit Vegeta. "That's it! I've got it! And it's flawless! My wonderful plan is-" Just then, Goku and Gohan came crashing in threw the ceiling. Vegeta's eyes narrowed. "Kakarot..." Goku glares back. "Vegeta..." Miari interrupts. "Dad, our plan is Kakarot?" "Not you imbecile! I didn't finish announcing our plan yet!" "Oh right." Goku starts laughing. "I see you made a plan huh, well I got Gohan!" Goku starts laughing manically. "So?" "And he went to school!" He continues to laugh in a mad manner. "Doesn't mean he's smarter than us." "Oh." Goku becomes quiet. Vegeta does that weird laugh (like when he turned into Majin Vegeta). "You pathetic fool! You're too late! I have decided on our first and greatest action!" Goku cocked an eyebrow. "Which would be...?" "We shall buy Franklin!" "You're going to buy Benjamin Franklin?" "No, you moron! The company Franklin, the owners of Crunch N' Munch!" Now it's Vegeta's turn to laugh manically with lightning and thunder background...
*~*~*~*~*~R/R!
Oh no...Vegeta's going to buy the company! This won't be pretty... Sorry if it wasn't as funny as the 1st and 2nd chapters but I think it went better than the 3rd! Please Review!