Ultimate Crunchies and Munchies

By: Sugarhigh

Yo! Sorry I haven't written in a while...Well...Here's the next chapter! P.S. Thanx to all of my reviewer's! I love you guys!

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Chapter 5: Goody-Goodies Gone Bad

Goku and Gohan pupil's dilated. Then, Goku thought of something! (OMG! The sky is falling! The End is near!) "Well, Vegeta...what if we buy it first?"

"You can't. Your women isn't rich You'd have to steal it. Come boy, we must hurry!" Mirai saluted.

"Right, o-creator-of-the-brilliant-idea!" They run out of the room. Goku's legs gave out. Gohan stared at a wall. It was quiet...too quiet...

"You know Dad, I think it's a good idea to steal it from Vegeta and Trunks."

"Gohan! You know that's wrong!"

"Well ya' know what Dad? We're too predictable." Goku looked down in shame.

"Besides, it's for a good cause..." Gohan held up a torn empty box of Crunch N' Munch. Goku's eye's got all big and sparkily.



Meanwhile, back with Vegeta and Mirai, Vegeta was trying to persuade Bulma to "borrow" some money.

"Please woman..."

"For your information, I have a name."

"Please BULMA, can we borrow some money..."

"Why? And what human creation can possibly intrigue you to beg to me, other than the gravity chamber?"

"If I give you back the gravity chamber, will you give us the money?"

"No. And who is us?" Mirai popped in.

"Me! I'm Trunks Briefs! Your son from the future! That's why I'm wearing the Capsule Corp. logo!" While Bulma and Mirai discuss some things, Vegeta sneaks Baby (We'll call him Baby Trunks for now) some popcorn. Bulma spotted him.

"Vegeta! What do you think you're doing with our son?!??"

"Um-Nothing?" Vegeta tried to look innocent, which is a stunt all of it's own. Baby continued eating the popcorn in the box. Vegeta noticed and took it away fron him. Baby started crying.

"Vegeta! Leave him alone!" Bulma took Baby out of his carrier.

"It's okay. Mommy's here."

"He wants this o-smart-one." Vegeta held up the box, which now had dribble all over it. Baby reached out for it, but Vegeta pulled it away from him.

"Then give it to him!"

"No way! It's mine!" Mirai stepped in again,

"Mom, can we please have the money?" "I want to know what you're going to use it for!"

"Damn it! I'm your flesh and blood! Do I need a reason?!"

"Yes!" Vegeta- ticked off at the whole situation- took Baby from her, put him on the ground, picked her up, and tied her to a chair with some rope. Mirai took her credit cards.

"Thanx Mom." Mirai and Vegeta take off.

"VEGETA! TRUNKS! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!" Baby, sad about losing the Crunch N' Munch and mad about all of the yelling, turned Super Saiyan and flew off after them. Bulma watched amazed, then wondered how she was going to get untied...



Two hours later...Vegeta and Trunks had lots of disscussion with the previous owner, and then after they bought it, fired all the people, and went to the factory. It was heaven for any saiyan, big or small-like Vegeta. Or, better yet, smaller. Baby joined thier pow-wow and celebration.

"Ha! In your face Kakarot! To victory!" They clinked...then a rumble came from the back of the factory.

"What was that?! Maybe we should check it out, Dad..." Vegeta and Mirai go to the rear of the factory and find the lower section of the wall blown out. "What the...?" Goku and Gohan sneak up behind them with panty-hose and ski-maks on. Vegeta and Mirai sense them and spun around.

"Kakarot! What are you doing here!?!"

"How can you tell it's me?!" Goku pulled off the ski-mask and panty-hose.

"Because there's only one idiot on this planet who is stupid enough to wear panty-hose and a ski-mask when trying to rob someone."

"I told you to stick with the ski-mask Dad..." Gohan pulled off his ski-mask. Mirai grabbed Gohan by the collar.

"What do you two think you're doing?!?"

"What does it look like?! We're stealing your company!" Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.

"And how do plan to go about that?"

"Oh that's easy! We're going to knock you unconscious then pick up the factory and move it to a secret location!" Gohan elbowed Goku.

"What?"

"Dad, remind me never to committ a crime with you again..." Vegeta turned Super Saiyan 2.

"That's enough talk! You'll have to get this by force!" Goku turned Super Saiyan 3 and Mirai went Ultra Super Saiyan. Gohan just powered up. They had a two-on-two battle until it came down to one-on-one. Goku vs. Vegeta. Winner take all...

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