NARRATOR'S VOICE: Shtay tuned for schenes from the nexsht … Everwood … [Thump, followed by sound of glass breaking.]
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[Cut to vaguely ominous room on unfamiliar planet.]
BRIGHT: You had to know I had a son somewhere. And he really is the reincarnation of Colin! This kid's gonna rule, dude! Totally!
[Cut to command deck of starship.]
EPHRAM (drily): We're going back. To the scene of the battle to end all battles. Literally. Why? So we can join the dead?
[Cut to shot of view screen, showing commander of surviving ship unexpectedly found in wreckage.]
LINDA: We had nowhere to go! Anyway. Captain Abbott, ready when you are.
[Cut to Andy's quarters.]
DELIA: Just promise me you won't ever. Date her. Ever.
[Cut to closing credits.]
[Cut to series of dozen or so logos. Hey, it's syndication.]
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