Disclaimer: You would have to be mad to think that I owned and created the
Matrix films or anything to do with them . . . except some of the
merchandise of which I bought. Here is my disclaimer, saying that I don't
own it, if you think for one second that I am saying that I do own it, then
you are sadly mistaken. This story was written for enjoyment purposes only.
No money was made from this story. So there.
Dylan: Hi ^_^ ! I didn't think you would review. Yes, that was you, sorry I borrowed it. I need to read more of your Hellen ficcy! Twin romance, like, Kit and Two and Amy and one? well . . .
Matrix-Twin1: What? You killed a fly? WOW! You finally got one! Congats! Hehehehehehe, Neo, cloak, Frodo, tight leather. LMAO! Hard to look serious isn't it. Strange that. Thankies. Yes, poor, poor One . . . ohwell, he'll recover. Which pic? Chibi boots? Seriously? That one? Hmmm . . .
Matrix Refugee: I think I have yet to read one of your fics, I'm not sure, I'll go check later. Thanks for the spell check ^_^ Wait, Mero obbsesser, you LIKE him? o_0 . Stay away from the second to last chapter then. Lol. And thanks.
Megami no Inazumi: Go to bed! Ack! Don't dddiiieeeeee! Nonononononono! Two is mine! Ooh . . . thank you! Awesome blossom strings? Mad writing skills? COOL! Huggles Megami
Nain: Tell me, tell me, tell me. You know where to find me. The next chapter will be sent, its just right now I've been really, strangely, busy. College makes me so tired. I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And don't think its cuz I don't like you or something. H-E didn't get this chapter either.
MicroChips: Always? Thank you ^_^ Glad your happy.
Cossa nova: Fine fine fine. Love is a good word to use in your reviews :) I shall always keep posting.
Hobbit-eyes: That would be telling. It's all cool? Cool! Wait, come back! You said it was cccccccooooooooooolllllllll . . .
The Artema: Red. Did I just see a sketchbook? You liked the picture? That's good. I shall send you the email, as soon as possible. An illustration? I would love to see your drawing! Sorry but I thought you were going to flame me for the Mary-Sueness of this story. You didn't and I thank you for it ^_^
I forgot to put a disclaimer on my last chapter so I gave you all an extra big one in this chapter.
Sorry for everybody who thought this story had followed the path of the Dinosaurs. I'm really busy with college so I can only update on weekends. Chapter 10 is done, but you still have to wait a week, sorry. I tried to write this in my classes when I was meant to be writing my notes but my teacher did her favourite evil glare, much like the Twins. I had to back down.
Expect randomness, hyperosity, drunkenness and lots of funny stuff to come. Read on, trust me, it'll be worth it . . .
Chapter 9
Amy was now wearing something different, an Anime print top which had longs sleeves and a round neck. The picture was of a young girl, red hair, and red clothes. She had a pair of red baggy jeans on, the cuffs were turned up at the bottom and there was a chain going from one of the low side pockets to one of the top pockets. She also had some red bracelets on and a Red Cross around her neck.
She was sitting on the floor in front of the couch. The small table was gone, along with the Monopoly game. She had her legs crossed and her hands rested on her knees. She was staring hard.
One was sitting in front of her on the couch, trying to stare her down. Two was sitting on the bed, gazing sleepily at the two people before him.
Amy and One were having a staring contest, Two was the referee. The two contestants were allowed to blink but if either of them looked away then the other would undoubtedly win.
They had been staring at each other for about twenty minutes. It was easy to say that they were bored, and perhaps hungry, very hungry, but neither one of them wanted to lose, so they sat, and stared.
"Lets get something to eat" Two said from the bed. He could easily get up and walk away but he didn't want to leave One on his own with Amy.
"No, we're staring, and I'm winning." One said automatically. He had said this many times already and every time it had started an argument.
"What do you mean 'I'm winning' hmm?" Amy said angrily from the floor.
"I mean, I've been staring at you for the longest amount of time without blinking" One said proudly.
"I'm allowed to blink, It's in the rules, remember dumbass?" Amy said as if it was obvious, which, in-fact, it was.
"Who do you think your calling a dumbass? Dumbass?" One said coldly. His eyes narrowed.
"Who do you think your calling a dumbass? Dumbass!" Amy said evilly.
"That's enough!" Two shouted as he stood up from the bed. He put his hand between both Amy's and One's vision. "There. Now lets get something to eat." He said with finality.
"Dumbass Two!" Amy said under her breath as One and she stood up to get to the door.
"What did you just call me?" Two asked. He was hungry but he wasn't sure he could make it to the kitchen, due to the fact that Amy was calling him names, which meant stopping and dealing with the problem.
"Huh? Wha? I didn't say anything." Amy said innocently.
"Lets go then." One said impatiently. They all headed to the kitchen where they all attempted to make something to eat.
"I cant cook" Amy said as she looked at her black bacon sandwich.
"You did better than us" Two said. He pointed towards the burnt soup (which was his) and the fried lettuce and tomatoes (which was Ones).
"Yum , carbon . . ." Amy muttered as she chewed her food . "Does Persephone cook? By the way, where is Persephone?" she asked.
"No, Persephone doesn't cook, she went away from the chateau in case Kit failed her mission to defend the Mero. She didn't exactly want an Agent shooting her." One explained.
"Okies." Amy said and continued eating. "You know what would block out the taste of this really well?" she asked.
"No . . ." One said and his brother continued. " . . . What?" Two asked.
"Freaky . . . anyway, Tomato sauce" Amy said, looking around.
"Two leaned back in his chair and reached for the cupboard behind him. He lifted out some tomato sauce and handed it to Amy.
The teenager grabbed the bottle from Two, said 'Thank you' and put a huge dollop of the red stuff onto her sandwich. She bit into it and a few drops spilled onto her plate.
"Can you taste anything with all that sauce on it?" Two asked.
"No, but that's the idea." Amy replied and took another bite.
After they had all finished trying to eat whatever they had made they headed back for Kit's room.
"It's so boring in here. If we had a TV then we wouldn't be bored." Amy said as she slumped onto the couch. One and Two sat on the bed.
"We do have a TV, it's in the cupboard." One said as he pointed towards the big oak cabinet.
Amy walked over to it and opened the doors. There was a TV sitting in the middle of it, looking as innocent as a TV can.
"How the hell didn't I see that before?" She asked the Twins. Every other time she had opened the wardrobe she had only ever seen clothes, red clothes, in her size.
"The wardrobe is a programme made by the Merovingian. It has whatever you want in it, all you have to do is think about the thing you want and it appears in the wardrobe" Two said.
"Coolness of all cools . . ." Amy trailed off.
She closed and opened the wardrobe again and not only was there a TV in there, but also a DVD player and her favourite Anime movie of all time. Escaflowne.
She lifted the TV carefully out of the wardrobe and put it on the small table which was hiding in the corner of the room. She then got the DVD player out and put it next to the TV. Amy connected the two with all the wires and plugged them both in. she then put the DVD into the DVD player.
While she was doing all of this the Twins sneaked onto the couch to watch the movie from there. They felt uncomfortable on the bed.
When Amy turned around she moved the table so it was in-front of the couch, then, seeing the small gap between One and Two, she slung herself in- between them.
The Twins looked at her strangely.
"What? Sheesh, I'll move if I have to, but this is the best place to see the TV from." Amy said in her defence.
The Twins didn't complain, they just shifted a bit to either side so that Amy had more room.
"Thank you." Amy said as she started the movie. "Wait, what about the lights?" she asked.
None of them could be bothered to get up so Two threw his blade at the light switch and everything went dark.
They watched the movie all the way through. Amy watched in awe as Van jumped off the roof and used his wings to fly in the film. She also cried at the end when Hitomi had to leave and go back to the Mystic Moon/Earth and she was waiting at the bus stop with her friends and was thinking about Van when a white feather floated into her hands and she thought she saw Van, his wings outstretched, sitting on the rocks in the sea.
The Twins noticed this, how her breathing hitched when the end of the film came and went. She seemed to like the fact that Van had wings at all. Was she crying?
Suddenly they got an idea for her birthday present. It was a good idea, but it would take time, to plan out and write . . .
Amy took the DVD out and replaced it with a second one. Jurassic Park Three. She liked to watch the Dinosaurs, how they acted and what they were like back then, when the world was new. Kit once wanted to be an archaeologist.
As they all sat and watched the movies, the Twins were fascinated by how Amy reacted to every part of the movie. How she jumped at the scary parts and how she laughed at the funny parts.
The last movie they watched was The Lord of the Rings, which was three hours long. They could tell which one was Legolas by how Amy reacted to him. She smiled every time he came onto the screen.
In the end Amy had fallen asleep, her head resting on One's shoulder.
Two picked her up from his brother and laid her out on the bed. She didn't stir. He pulled the quilt up to her neck so that she wouldn't get cold. One appeared behind him, looking pleased that She was finally asleep.
The Twins sat back down on the couch. They watched the rest of the movie before turning off the TV and falling to sleep themselves.
*~*
A huge 'Bang', it sounded like a gun, but where had the shot come from?
She was falling, falling again, into a sea of white this time. Feathers surrounded her in the air as she fell. She saw two figures in the distance, hard to define, hard to see, they were the same whiteness, far away, too far, they couldn't catch her.
Red spots, flying in the air with the feathers, falling like rain. Was that blood? Everything was too hazy to think, to see properly.
But wait, that red dot in the distance was getting closer, so fast, so close, what could it mean, what could it all mean?
Another bang sound and an explosion of pain in her side.
So much pain, falling to the ground in agony.
Amy woke up; she had cold sweat clinging to her face. Looking around she realised she was back in her room, not falling in a dream.
"That was definitely, one of they most SCARY dreams I have ever had" Amy said aloud to herself.
Wait, were the Twins already gone? They must have left early in the morning, before she was awake. That meant that someone else was watching her.
She turned her head to the couch. Her suspicions were right. Sitting on the couch were the annoying and slightly scary Vampire programmes that she had met before.
"Nice to see your awake" Cain said distastefully. Amy could tell that he thought otherwise.
"Yay, bloodsuckers get to watch over me while I sleep, I'm so happy" Amy said, her voice was dripping with sarcasticness. How could the Mero leave Vampires to watch over her?
She sat up and went to open the curtains when she remembered that two piles of dust would piss the Merovingian off. She shook her head and walked into the bathroom. It was early morning and she had some planning to do for her birthday. Seeing as there was no way there was going to be a party she decided to play some practical jokes.
Amy decided one thing, then and there, just off of the top of her head. The Twins weren't there and she missed them, as friends, already. She wanted to keep the Mero on his toes and she wanted to change her appearance at the same time. The only way she could think of doing that was . . .
She got out of the bathroom when she was done but instead of sitting on her bed she picked up one of the Twin's lap-top's from the small table, all the while being watched like a hawk does a rabbit. Very disturbing.
She looked around the room, ignoring the Vampires on the couch. The couch. On the arm of the couch was One's white trench coat, and she still had his other sunglasses. Perfect.
She grabbed the coat, and the sunglasses from the bedside cabinet, she then walked into the bathroom (where Cain and Abel weren't allowed to go) with all the items she needed.
About an hour later Amy's bodyguards were getting suspicious. They walked to the door but were astonished when it opened to be faced with, what could only be described as, a girl Twin. (AN: Let me try to explain:)
Amy's hair was silver white, in short dreadlocks that reached her shoulders. She was wearing One's shades, they were still too big though, and her skin wasn't as pale as the Twins was but it was whiter than usual. She was also wearing a white belly top with a small silver shirt covering it and a pair of white hipsters. On top of that she wore the trench coat which was also a bit too big for her. For shoes she had silver trainers and white socks.
"Boo!" Amy said as she saw the surprised expressions on the Vampires faces.
"The Merovingian might not like this . . ." Abel said as he looked Amy up and down.
"Yeah well, the Mero's an idiot." Amy said as she headed for the door.
"There's somewhere we have to take you." Cain said as he stepped in front of Amy. He turned and walked towards their destination. Abel Flanked Amy from behind.
"Where are we going?" Amy asked while trying to keep up the pace.
After about five minutes of walking they finally arrived in front of two big doors. Amy had no idea what was going on. Cain and Abel stood either side of the doors but motioned for Amy to open them.
She pushed the doors hard, because she found that they were very heavy. She was surprised, very happy and scared at the same time when she looked through the doors. This had never happened before in her whole, entire existence . . .
~*~
If I get enough reviews (10) then I'll draw another picture for you all . . . until then , I'd advise that you review now ! Otherwise , I hope you have good heath insurance joking ^_^
Dylan: Hi ^_^ ! I didn't think you would review. Yes, that was you, sorry I borrowed it. I need to read more of your Hellen ficcy! Twin romance, like, Kit and Two and Amy and one? well . . .
Matrix-Twin1: What? You killed a fly? WOW! You finally got one! Congats! Hehehehehehe, Neo, cloak, Frodo, tight leather. LMAO! Hard to look serious isn't it. Strange that. Thankies. Yes, poor, poor One . . . ohwell, he'll recover. Which pic? Chibi boots? Seriously? That one? Hmmm . . .
Matrix Refugee: I think I have yet to read one of your fics, I'm not sure, I'll go check later. Thanks for the spell check ^_^ Wait, Mero obbsesser, you LIKE him? o_0 . Stay away from the second to last chapter then. Lol. And thanks.
Megami no Inazumi: Go to bed! Ack! Don't dddiiieeeeee! Nonononononono! Two is mine! Ooh . . . thank you! Awesome blossom strings? Mad writing skills? COOL! Huggles Megami
Nain: Tell me, tell me, tell me. You know where to find me. The next chapter will be sent, its just right now I've been really, strangely, busy. College makes me so tired. I'll get back to you as soon as possible. And don't think its cuz I don't like you or something. H-E didn't get this chapter either.
MicroChips: Always? Thank you ^_^ Glad your happy.
Cossa nova: Fine fine fine. Love is a good word to use in your reviews :) I shall always keep posting.
Hobbit-eyes: That would be telling. It's all cool? Cool! Wait, come back! You said it was cccccccooooooooooolllllllll . . .
The Artema: Red. Did I just see a sketchbook? You liked the picture? That's good. I shall send you the email, as soon as possible. An illustration? I would love to see your drawing! Sorry but I thought you were going to flame me for the Mary-Sueness of this story. You didn't and I thank you for it ^_^
I forgot to put a disclaimer on my last chapter so I gave you all an extra big one in this chapter.
Sorry for everybody who thought this story had followed the path of the Dinosaurs. I'm really busy with college so I can only update on weekends. Chapter 10 is done, but you still have to wait a week, sorry. I tried to write this in my classes when I was meant to be writing my notes but my teacher did her favourite evil glare, much like the Twins. I had to back down.
Expect randomness, hyperosity, drunkenness and lots of funny stuff to come. Read on, trust me, it'll be worth it . . .
Chapter 9
Amy was now wearing something different, an Anime print top which had longs sleeves and a round neck. The picture was of a young girl, red hair, and red clothes. She had a pair of red baggy jeans on, the cuffs were turned up at the bottom and there was a chain going from one of the low side pockets to one of the top pockets. She also had some red bracelets on and a Red Cross around her neck.
She was sitting on the floor in front of the couch. The small table was gone, along with the Monopoly game. She had her legs crossed and her hands rested on her knees. She was staring hard.
One was sitting in front of her on the couch, trying to stare her down. Two was sitting on the bed, gazing sleepily at the two people before him.
Amy and One were having a staring contest, Two was the referee. The two contestants were allowed to blink but if either of them looked away then the other would undoubtedly win.
They had been staring at each other for about twenty minutes. It was easy to say that they were bored, and perhaps hungry, very hungry, but neither one of them wanted to lose, so they sat, and stared.
"Lets get something to eat" Two said from the bed. He could easily get up and walk away but he didn't want to leave One on his own with Amy.
"No, we're staring, and I'm winning." One said automatically. He had said this many times already and every time it had started an argument.
"What do you mean 'I'm winning' hmm?" Amy said angrily from the floor.
"I mean, I've been staring at you for the longest amount of time without blinking" One said proudly.
"I'm allowed to blink, It's in the rules, remember dumbass?" Amy said as if it was obvious, which, in-fact, it was.
"Who do you think your calling a dumbass? Dumbass?" One said coldly. His eyes narrowed.
"Who do you think your calling a dumbass? Dumbass!" Amy said evilly.
"That's enough!" Two shouted as he stood up from the bed. He put his hand between both Amy's and One's vision. "There. Now lets get something to eat." He said with finality.
"Dumbass Two!" Amy said under her breath as One and she stood up to get to the door.
"What did you just call me?" Two asked. He was hungry but he wasn't sure he could make it to the kitchen, due to the fact that Amy was calling him names, which meant stopping and dealing with the problem.
"Huh? Wha? I didn't say anything." Amy said innocently.
"Lets go then." One said impatiently. They all headed to the kitchen where they all attempted to make something to eat.
"I cant cook" Amy said as she looked at her black bacon sandwich.
"You did better than us" Two said. He pointed towards the burnt soup (which was his) and the fried lettuce and tomatoes (which was Ones).
"Yum , carbon . . ." Amy muttered as she chewed her food . "Does Persephone cook? By the way, where is Persephone?" she asked.
"No, Persephone doesn't cook, she went away from the chateau in case Kit failed her mission to defend the Mero. She didn't exactly want an Agent shooting her." One explained.
"Okies." Amy said and continued eating. "You know what would block out the taste of this really well?" she asked.
"No . . ." One said and his brother continued. " . . . What?" Two asked.
"Freaky . . . anyway, Tomato sauce" Amy said, looking around.
"Two leaned back in his chair and reached for the cupboard behind him. He lifted out some tomato sauce and handed it to Amy.
The teenager grabbed the bottle from Two, said 'Thank you' and put a huge dollop of the red stuff onto her sandwich. She bit into it and a few drops spilled onto her plate.
"Can you taste anything with all that sauce on it?" Two asked.
"No, but that's the idea." Amy replied and took another bite.
After they had all finished trying to eat whatever they had made they headed back for Kit's room.
"It's so boring in here. If we had a TV then we wouldn't be bored." Amy said as she slumped onto the couch. One and Two sat on the bed.
"We do have a TV, it's in the cupboard." One said as he pointed towards the big oak cabinet.
Amy walked over to it and opened the doors. There was a TV sitting in the middle of it, looking as innocent as a TV can.
"How the hell didn't I see that before?" She asked the Twins. Every other time she had opened the wardrobe she had only ever seen clothes, red clothes, in her size.
"The wardrobe is a programme made by the Merovingian. It has whatever you want in it, all you have to do is think about the thing you want and it appears in the wardrobe" Two said.
"Coolness of all cools . . ." Amy trailed off.
She closed and opened the wardrobe again and not only was there a TV in there, but also a DVD player and her favourite Anime movie of all time. Escaflowne.
She lifted the TV carefully out of the wardrobe and put it on the small table which was hiding in the corner of the room. She then got the DVD player out and put it next to the TV. Amy connected the two with all the wires and plugged them both in. she then put the DVD into the DVD player.
While she was doing all of this the Twins sneaked onto the couch to watch the movie from there. They felt uncomfortable on the bed.
When Amy turned around she moved the table so it was in-front of the couch, then, seeing the small gap between One and Two, she slung herself in- between them.
The Twins looked at her strangely.
"What? Sheesh, I'll move if I have to, but this is the best place to see the TV from." Amy said in her defence.
The Twins didn't complain, they just shifted a bit to either side so that Amy had more room.
"Thank you." Amy said as she started the movie. "Wait, what about the lights?" she asked.
None of them could be bothered to get up so Two threw his blade at the light switch and everything went dark.
They watched the movie all the way through. Amy watched in awe as Van jumped off the roof and used his wings to fly in the film. She also cried at the end when Hitomi had to leave and go back to the Mystic Moon/Earth and she was waiting at the bus stop with her friends and was thinking about Van when a white feather floated into her hands and she thought she saw Van, his wings outstretched, sitting on the rocks in the sea.
The Twins noticed this, how her breathing hitched when the end of the film came and went. She seemed to like the fact that Van had wings at all. Was she crying?
Suddenly they got an idea for her birthday present. It was a good idea, but it would take time, to plan out and write . . .
Amy took the DVD out and replaced it with a second one. Jurassic Park Three. She liked to watch the Dinosaurs, how they acted and what they were like back then, when the world was new. Kit once wanted to be an archaeologist.
As they all sat and watched the movies, the Twins were fascinated by how Amy reacted to every part of the movie. How she jumped at the scary parts and how she laughed at the funny parts.
The last movie they watched was The Lord of the Rings, which was three hours long. They could tell which one was Legolas by how Amy reacted to him. She smiled every time he came onto the screen.
In the end Amy had fallen asleep, her head resting on One's shoulder.
Two picked her up from his brother and laid her out on the bed. She didn't stir. He pulled the quilt up to her neck so that she wouldn't get cold. One appeared behind him, looking pleased that She was finally asleep.
The Twins sat back down on the couch. They watched the rest of the movie before turning off the TV and falling to sleep themselves.
*~*
A huge 'Bang', it sounded like a gun, but where had the shot come from?
She was falling, falling again, into a sea of white this time. Feathers surrounded her in the air as she fell. She saw two figures in the distance, hard to define, hard to see, they were the same whiteness, far away, too far, they couldn't catch her.
Red spots, flying in the air with the feathers, falling like rain. Was that blood? Everything was too hazy to think, to see properly.
But wait, that red dot in the distance was getting closer, so fast, so close, what could it mean, what could it all mean?
Another bang sound and an explosion of pain in her side.
So much pain, falling to the ground in agony.
Amy woke up; she had cold sweat clinging to her face. Looking around she realised she was back in her room, not falling in a dream.
"That was definitely, one of they most SCARY dreams I have ever had" Amy said aloud to herself.
Wait, were the Twins already gone? They must have left early in the morning, before she was awake. That meant that someone else was watching her.
She turned her head to the couch. Her suspicions were right. Sitting on the couch were the annoying and slightly scary Vampire programmes that she had met before.
"Nice to see your awake" Cain said distastefully. Amy could tell that he thought otherwise.
"Yay, bloodsuckers get to watch over me while I sleep, I'm so happy" Amy said, her voice was dripping with sarcasticness. How could the Mero leave Vampires to watch over her?
She sat up and went to open the curtains when she remembered that two piles of dust would piss the Merovingian off. She shook her head and walked into the bathroom. It was early morning and she had some planning to do for her birthday. Seeing as there was no way there was going to be a party she decided to play some practical jokes.
Amy decided one thing, then and there, just off of the top of her head. The Twins weren't there and she missed them, as friends, already. She wanted to keep the Mero on his toes and she wanted to change her appearance at the same time. The only way she could think of doing that was . . .
She got out of the bathroom when she was done but instead of sitting on her bed she picked up one of the Twin's lap-top's from the small table, all the while being watched like a hawk does a rabbit. Very disturbing.
She looked around the room, ignoring the Vampires on the couch. The couch. On the arm of the couch was One's white trench coat, and she still had his other sunglasses. Perfect.
She grabbed the coat, and the sunglasses from the bedside cabinet, she then walked into the bathroom (where Cain and Abel weren't allowed to go) with all the items she needed.
About an hour later Amy's bodyguards were getting suspicious. They walked to the door but were astonished when it opened to be faced with, what could only be described as, a girl Twin. (AN: Let me try to explain:)
Amy's hair was silver white, in short dreadlocks that reached her shoulders. She was wearing One's shades, they were still too big though, and her skin wasn't as pale as the Twins was but it was whiter than usual. She was also wearing a white belly top with a small silver shirt covering it and a pair of white hipsters. On top of that she wore the trench coat which was also a bit too big for her. For shoes she had silver trainers and white socks.
"Boo!" Amy said as she saw the surprised expressions on the Vampires faces.
"The Merovingian might not like this . . ." Abel said as he looked Amy up and down.
"Yeah well, the Mero's an idiot." Amy said as she headed for the door.
"There's somewhere we have to take you." Cain said as he stepped in front of Amy. He turned and walked towards their destination. Abel Flanked Amy from behind.
"Where are we going?" Amy asked while trying to keep up the pace.
After about five minutes of walking they finally arrived in front of two big doors. Amy had no idea what was going on. Cain and Abel stood either side of the doors but motioned for Amy to open them.
She pushed the doors hard, because she found that they were very heavy. She was surprised, very happy and scared at the same time when she looked through the doors. This had never happened before in her whole, entire existence . . .
~*~
If I get enough reviews (10) then I'll draw another picture for you all . . . until then , I'd advise that you review now ! Otherwise , I hope you have good heath insurance joking ^_^