Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter Characters. J.K. Rowling owns them all

A/N: This is the second chappie. Read, REVIEW and enjoy.

Chapter 2:

"James Potter!"

I winced. I would know that voice ANYWHERE. And I was in for it.

"5 points from Gryffindor for your act!" Lily Evans shouted, who was fuming because I turned her hair into wriggling snakes. Kind of like Medusa, I thought it was pretty funny.

"Hey! 5 points goes back to Gryffindor!" I yelled across the corridor grinning. I could still hear the hissing of her hair after she got it turned to her normal red hair. 

We were both Prefects. And we were constantly changing the point score of Gryffindor, sometimes dramatically and sometimes not so dramatically.

In fact, we do this every second of the day, of every month, for almost half the year, that the chalk (which lived in the Headmaster's Office) was getting furious. Constantly, erasing, adding, subtracting and writing. It would be the death of him!

(A/N: Think about it when the chalk is really teeny tiny. Its gonna die right?)

"And what for?" Lily shouted.

"Because!" I yelled, a pathetic answer, but an answer, never the less.

But it is the same answer I say everyday when we're in the same argument.

"That's your only reason?!" Lily yelled.

"Well……….Yeah." I said bluntly, knowing Lily's anger was going to burn the whole school.

"DAMN YOU POT-HEAD!!" Lily shouted and then stormed to the library to find the counter curse.

I grinned and chuckled. That girl has one huge temper and mind you, she's kind of cute when she's mad. But I love messing around with her.

"YO! James!" A voice said from behind me.

"What Padfoot?"

"How did it go?"

"What do you mean how did it go?" I yelled at Sirius.

"I mean you and Ms. Temper!"

"Oh." I said. "Nothing, just the regular."

"No! Please don't say that you haven't even hinted at her that you like her!!"

At that moment, I choked. "WHAT?!"

"I mean, come on James. We know you liked her when you first laid your eyes on her on the train." Sirius said.

I snorted. "Please. That girl has one bad temper. Maybe I'll like her better when she's one of the those girls that hang all over me."

"Ha." A sandy-blonde haired boy said. "Fat chance bone-head."

"Hey Remus!" Sirius cheerfully said.

"Hey." I said smiling. These were my friends, well I do have one more, but he's probably pigging out somewhere. Anyways, Sirius, my life-long best friend is an exact look-alike to me, with black hair and blue eyes. We could even pass for twins! But then again, maybe our personalities would give us away. He's crazy, hyper, a sweet fanatic and sometimes, idiotic.

As for Remus? He's quiet, smart, nice, caring, and does come up with a few good pranks up his sleeve. The thing is though he's a werewolf. We found out ages ago after he kept on lying to us about it. Well, being exceedingly good friends, we studied on how to be animagus. So now, every full moon, we go out and have fun. It also earned us our nicknames but that's a different story.

Peter Pettigrew. The last person besides me to ever join our group. He's……..Well, lets just put it this way, he's chubby. But he is very meek, weak, a scaredy cat and………Well maybe I should list the good things about him. Well, he is good at herbology, does find some good ideas for pranks, helps us. Well, for whatever reason, he's with us.

And then there's me. Yes, me. The infamous/famous James Potter. The Ringleader of our gang. Eh, well, there's not much about me except that………Well, you're going to have go to my fan club to find out. I guess you could say that I'm the bachelor of the school, and that I am handsome and what else? Oh yeah, I do get good grades as a matter of fact, I mean in every class I'm in the top three, except for charms. Well, lets just hope you don't think I'm stupid now! But anyways, I am the leader, who thinks up with pranks, who, yes, as Sirius said before, is falling for the one and only Lily Evans.

But anyhow, we are known as The Marauders. We have code names too! Well, they're mostly nicknames. I'm Prongs (Lily wondered about that nickname. She was looking at a fork and then said, "You're a fork Pot-head?" Ouch.) Sirius is Padfoot, Remus is Moony and Peter is Wormtail. They all go by out animagus form. I really don't want to explain that right now because Lily is coming our way!

"Dammit!" I swore. "Come on! I don't want to get caught. Or even get pranked on by her!"

Okay, so one thing I have to admit about Lily. She's a good pranker….On her own.

"Well, you know Prongs, you're the only one who's going to get it. Not us." Remus yawned.

How dare he!!!! Oh well, I guess I'll better run.

"Well, do you have any ideas on which way to go?" I asked Sirius.

"Yeah, go for the kitchens. And bring me some food!!"

"Oh right. The kitchens, that's soooo helpful Padfoot! Especially when she found me there last time!" I said.

Sirius only merely grinned. "Well you better run because she's coming!"

"JAMES POTTER! I WILL GET YOU!" Lily yelled running toward me.

"Gee, I feel so loved now!" I sarcastically said to my friends before I took off. I, have never felt so betrayed! Not really, but you get the idea. I sprinted down a hallway and then turned left toward the stairs.

"You're not getting away this time Potter! This time, its counter curse proof!" She yelled.

Damn. Whatever she's got up her sleeve, its something not good. And then all in one second, after she just murmured that one curse, I was a toilet.

"There now, it fits your new nickname!" Lily said, smirking. "Porta-Potty."

I opened my mouth, or rather the lid. A watery shut up was said.

Meanwhile Sirius, who always wanted to see what kind of pranks Lily had up her sleeve was panting behind Ms. Evans when he finally reached us.

He burst out laughing.

"Now then, Porta-Potty, you're going to get installed. In one of the boy's bathrooms." Lily said evilly, smirking.

"What!! NOOO! Sirius! HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" I yelled, while I was getting pulled into the nearest boy's bathroom.

Sirius was still trying to recover from the laugh attack. "Just imagine what they'll do to him!"

"EWWW! Shut up Sirius! That's sooo nasty!!!" Lily yelled.

And well, so began my adventure as a toilet living in the bathroom. I have always wondered what it was like to be an inanimate object.

A/N: WAIT! WAIT! Don't go! I know, this has nothing to with the prologue but it is getting there, its just showing what kind of relationship James and Lily are in. Chapter 2 will be better okay? Read and Review.