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A/N: Ha. Lack of updates. AGAIN. Lol. Enjoy.

Chapter 2:

"Man, she really bites!" I whined when I got out of the bathroom all soaked in water.

Sirius, who was holding his nose walked past me and said, "Yeah. We all know."

"Especially when you stink." Remus added, swishing his wand around to add flowery scents around me.

Great, I'm soaked to the bone, I reeked and not only that…My ego hurt. Well, as most people would have said to me, you're shallow James. Frankly, I'm making the best of things here.

"My ego. It hurts." I whined again. That really did it. Sirus and Remus both burst out laughing.

"Oh yes!" They said. "You're ego truly hurts! Like it hurt a million other times she pulled pranks on you!"

I grinned. "Great. Now smell my stinkiness!" I laughed crazily and went after them, hoping to get all of my slobber on them.

"AH! Stay back you monster or else I will send you to the toilets again!" Remus said, pointing his wand at me and running.

"Too bad. I got a wand too!" I grinned evilly and brandished my wand.

"RUN REMUS! THE STINK BOMB HAS ARRIVED!" Sirius yelled frantically and ran after the Gryffindor common room.

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Me, Remus and Sirius walked into the Common room, and immediately, all the students cleared the way, going to either to the bathroom to puke or to go back to their rooms and shut the door. Not only that, but some people were turning blue from holding their breaths.

I grinned as I walked in and the two followed behind me panting, reeking with the same smell.

Lily held her nose. "EWWW! You smell James! Go and take a shower!"

"Nah, I feel so perfectly fine in this, I think I'll take a shower tomorrow! Right boys?" I asked, turning around to see their half angry and half tired face. Sirius was the first to speak.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH REESE'S MAGICAL HERBAL HAIR TREATEMENT I'M GONNA HAVE TO USE TO GET THIS SMELL OFF MY HAIR?!" He yelled. "Ahh! My ego! MY HAIR! How am I going to tell Shana? She's going to kill me! We have a date tonight. Uh!" He cried.

Remus was rather lenient. "James, I highly recommend you, that the next time you provoke Lily, do it this way. After all it does annoy her." He said, grinning mischievously.

Lily's eyes widened. "YOU WOULDN'T DARE." She hissed.

I smiled the, understanding what Remus was trying to do. "Oh yes, Lily" I said advancing towards her. "It does annoy her! I mean, the fact that she totally adores me like this is absolutely exciting!"

Lily let out a shriek. "STAY BACK POTTER OR FEEL MY WRATH!" She yelled and pointed her wand at me. She backed all the way to a chair and almost tumbled over.

Sirius and Remus took her by the arms, getting enough goo and slobber all over her.

"EEEWWW!!! LET GO OF ME YOU TWO!" She shrieked. "THIS IS SO DISGUSTING!"

I smiled maliciously, "Really dear? I thought it was total ecstasy for you!" And then I took of my robe and flung it on her while she shrieked.

"Ahh, the joy of revenge." I said, pretending to be teary-eyed.

"JAMES POTTER! WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!" A muffled voice came from my slobber-soaked cloak.

"Get over it sugar." I said. I took my cloak and walked upstairs to wipe the disgusting stuff off of me.

"SUGAR?!" She yelled after me.

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"James, I swear, the next time you do that, don't ever do it on a night when I have a date!" Sirius bellowed from the bathroom door.

"Sirius, you have a date every night with a different girl!" Remus yelled at him.

That was a good point. I was still in the shower, trying to get the goo out of my hair. I have a meeting with the Headmaster, and frankly I need to look my best.

A huge boom was heard on the door. I jumped and the soap slipped out of my hands and hit my nose. "OW!" I said, rubbing my precious nose. "WHAT?! WHO DARE DISTURBES MY SHOWER TIME?!" I yelled, expecting Sirius to howl with anger.

"GET OUT OF THE SHOWER YOU FOOF-A-BUM! I NEED TO BE READY FOR MY DATE! AND YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN IN THE SHOWER FOR 1 HOUR! YOU'LL WASTE THE HOT WATER!" Sirius howled.

"Sirius, the only reason why you want to take a shower is so that you can sleep with her." I said matter of factly. "Besides, I haven't even finished with washing my hair!" I lied as I got out of the shower and put a towel around my waist. I waited for the right moment.

"JJJJAAMMMEESS!!!" He yelled. 

I opened the door and pointed my wand around him to put flowery scents on him and stuck my nose up and walked out. "Here is your shampoo, and one advice from me," I said in a mockingly high manner, "Lay off my girls." I grinned in a joking way.

Sirius was about to kill me right then and there. "JAMES!!!"

"I'm just kidding!" I said.

Sirius gave me one final glare and slammed the door.

I looked at Remus, who was surprisingly, clean and reading a book.

"Hey, how did you get clean?" I asked.

Before Remus could answer, a howl could be heard from the bathroom. "JAMES! YOU USED UP MY REESE'S MAGICAL HERBAL HAIR SHAMPOO! ITS EMPTY!"

Remus looked up at me from his book and lifted one eyebrow. I grinned at him. "Oops."

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"James, we need to talk." Professor Dumbledore said as I sunk into the chair. It was the normal routine. Talk about the prophecy and how I, an extremely talented wannabe-auror was going to find out about it. 

Yes, I excelled so much in Defense Against the Dark Arts that I quickly graduated from the Auror Academy and went right into a mission.

But it was a stupid one. It was just finding bits and bits of a stupid prophecy and understanding it, translate it, and hopefully give the full information to the Ministry of Magic

The growing threat of Lord Voldemort was becoming very scary. And on top of that, it seemed to have a high relevance of a prophecy written by the Egyptian Seers back in the ancient times.

However, only the first part was salvaged. The rest of the pieces was lost to the world but inevitably, still existing.

And its up to me to find it. How wonderful. I get to dig up dirt.

What a great first mission.

I sighed. I shoved my hands into my robe pockets and groaned when Professor Dumbledore began talking.

"What information have you salvaged?" He asked.

I sighed again as I looked into this blue eyes. Another day of no information. Informationless. I hate it when that happens. Actually for the past two years, I have found NOTHING. This mission was a piece of crap. And I hated it.

I sighed again and was about to say something when I found a crumpled piece of paper in my pocket. I took it out and unfolded it and read through it two to three times.

It turned out to be the research I was doing for this exact mission. Well, whatever it was, it was probably another one of my failures. I sighed. Couldn't hurt to give it a try.

I handed the piece of paper to him. "I don't think this is right but its pretty much how far I got." I said.

He read it a bit. Then he took out a glass framed box that held the first part of the prophecy on papyrus. He examined it a bit.

"Well James, I think you actually found something!"

My eyes lit up. "Really?"

"Just something small."

My head fell down. "Great." I mumbled. "After months of hard work I come up with a millimeter of piece of information. This is the stupidest mission I have ever been assigned too, even if its my first one! Its just a stupid prophecy, like its gonna come true or something!" I said. Every word of the last sentence was dripping with sarcasm.

Professor Dumbledore glared at me. "Never underestimate the power of fate. You never know James. Keep on your toes, is that clear?"

"Transparently." I mumbled before getting up.

"By the way, it just mentions about how the gold and the green often clashed. So we're down to square one again."

I nearly tripped. "Great!" I yelled and left.

Some prophecy!

A/N: That's about it so far. It will get better later one. This is going to be a pretty short story, so that means this plot is gonna be moving fast, if I ever get it updated sometime. Anyways, read and review.