Stewpid Saga

We don't own DBZ. And were pretty sure that no one on fanfiction.net does. Kryti-Van got her internet! Yay! But I already started! No! But another friend's mom is working on SSP2! Yay! Was, I mean... No! ETRINITYs11 isn't too lazy 2 type it anymore! Yay! But, once again, I already started in my name & I'm the only one who remembers the book word 4 word. No!...Geez, that sucks.


IMPORTANT FACT 2 KNOW:

#1 Taipion is a saiyan...and...uh...she likes Raditz...and.........yeah...

#2 The Z fighter's are required to take school again because...they never went before.

That's all 4 this chapter.

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Chapter 4: Announcement


Chi-Chi-"And now for more important information; Mr.Bradley has decided a perfect way to honor the attack on 9/11 by standing outside for a moment of silence that will commence until an act of nature strikes us down or we collapse of exhaustion or hunger. And we support our rule of 'Cannibalism is prohibited' very firmly in this event. Any questions?" Gohan raised his hand. "Yes?"


Gohan-"Mom...what's the point of that?"


Chi-Chi-"So we shall insure our safety of not being cursed and to die formally for the one's who died for us." Goten raised his hand.


Goten-"Mom, can you translate that?"


Chi-Chi-"We're sacrificing ourselves for people that sacrificed themselves for us."


Everyone but Chi-Chi- *sweat drop*


Chi-Chi-"Anyway, since Bulma hasn't come back yet, we are going to have to cut into everyone's block 3 class."


Everyone but Chi-Chi-"Hooray!"


Chi-Chi-"Then we'll extend block 3 into your lunch and your lunch will be 2 minutes long." Goku screamed and fainted. He fell on Vegeta, who was already asleep. Chi-Chi took a bucket of ice water and dumped it on them.


Goku-"Antidisastablishmenterrism!"


Vegeta-"Crazyevilwomenstalkingme!" Everyone laughs at them. Lula and Bulma come in. "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Crazyevilwomenstalkingme is back! AHHHHHH!" Vegeta flies out the closed window. Goku grabs his leg.


Goku-"Vegeta, that's your wife!"


Vegeta-"No the other Crazyevilwomenstalkingme!"


Lula-"I'm not crazy or evil!"


Bulma-"You stalk him!"


Lula-"So? I have every right to!"


Bulma-"Yeah right!"


Lula-"Do too! I can stalk him all I want because I'm supposed to marry him!"


Bulma-"Well I AM married to him!"


Lula-"That's impossible!"


Bulma-"Oh? How so?"


Lula-"Because Vegeta's betrothed to me!"


Bulma-"You're just saying that because you want to be betrothed to him!"

(A/N: Do I smell denial?...Oh wait, that's just me... :PO = licking ice cream)


Lula-"No, we've been betrothed before we were even born."


Vegeta- *in fetal position, in the far corner, rocking back and forth* Stop...saying...evil...word...stop...saying...evil...word...."

(A/N: The evil word is...betrothed!)


Bulma-"Liar!"


Lula-"Are not!"


Bulma-"Are too!"


Lula-"Are not! Right Vegeta?"


Vegeta-"...oh...you mean little old me?...eh...he...he...."


Bulma-"...this isn't true...is it Vegeta?" Vegeta puts his two fingers together.


Vegeta-"Well...um...."


Lula-" Yeah! Come on and tell her Vegeta!"


Vegeta-"...Bulma...this is Lula. Lula, this is Bulma...." Bulma grows (A/N: Into a pink flower!) very impatient.


Lula-"Who cares about who she is! Just tell me, Vegeta, is what she's saying true or not?" Vegeta cringes.


Vegeta-".....................................true............................"

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Woah! Vegeta's betrothed to Lula AND married to Bulma! That can't be good.... Next time, cracks on Vegeta's size, Piccolo in LOVE, and Bulma w/ hypnotic powers? Who makes up this crap?


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