Stewpid Saga Part 1
Hi peeps! We don't own DBZ. Never will. Sad huh? Last time, Vegeta confessed to Bulma and the rest of the Z fighter's about him being betrothed to Lula.
IMPORTANT FACT 2 KNOW:
Vegeta Jr. in the Stewpid Saga part 1 & 2 is a cat Vegeta found and accidentally saved it's life. Now the cat is obligated to follow him around and hide in his hair, since it's completely black.
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Lula- "Ha! See he's mine!" Vegeta snaps his head up.
Vegeta-"Are not!"
Lula-"But Vegeta, you were born to marry me and become King!"
Vegeta-"Well not anymore, since the papers on our planet we're destroyed along w/ Vegeta-sei! I don't have to do anything if I don't want to! And I don't want to have anything to do w/ you!"
Bulma- "Hold on! Let me get this straight- your betrothed to her but you married me?!"
Vegeta-"Yeah. But I thought she was dead, not to mention that I hate her rotting guts!"
Lula- "I get it now! Don't worry my love, I'll save you!!!" Piccolo was just arriving to the gym. He saw Lula and his heart stopped (A/N: Or whatever he has...). Piccolo sneaks over to Dende.
Piccolo-"Hey Dende, who is she?"
Dende-"That's Lula. I think she's a saiyan. She's betrothed to Vegeta." Piccolo gazes at her.
Piccolo-"Lula...." Lula stroked Vegeta's hair.
Lula-"I understand everything now! My poor, little Vegeta...."
Vegeta-"I'M NOT LITTLE! Don't EVER call me little AGAIN!"
Goku- "Lula, what did you mean by 'I'll save you'?"
Lula-"Oh, it's Kakarot! Wow, you sure did grow up fast! You we're always such a cute
baby!"
Goku-"You knew me as an infant?"
Lula-"Of course Vegeta and I knew you as a baby!"
Goku-"Vegeta's OLDER than me!?!?"
Vegeta-"Duh, you baka! Did you really think that I was younger than you?"
Goku-"How much older?"
Vegeta-"Eight years and still proud."
Goku-"AND YOU'RE SMALLER THAN ME?!?! THAT'S SO FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Goku ROGLHAO. (=Rolls On Ground Laughing His Ass Off. Stupid people...:A/N)
Vegeta- * face is red w/ anger and embarrassment * "SHUT UP BAKA OR I'LL..."
Bulma- "Just answer Goku's question, Lula!"
Lula-"Who's Goku?"
Raditz-"Goku is Kakarot."
Lula-"Oh...Okay...I'm going to save Vegeta from Bulma because she hypnotized him!"
Vegeta- * sweat drop * "Is it possible for ANY common sense or logic to penatrait your skull, Lula?"
Lula-"My poor Vegeta, being hypnotized by such an ugly creature!"
Bulma-"I'll make you eat those words, Lula!" Bulma pounces on Lula and pulls at her hair. Lula scratches her and Bulma bites her hand. Bulma pushes her away and kisses Vegeta to make Lula even madder. Lula's face turned red.
Lula-"GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM YOU...you...SLUT!!!" The entire gym was silent.
Everyone-"Oooooooooo..." Bulma's face turned a beet red. Bulma pounces on Lula again. Gohan got an idea, took the fire extinguisher off the wall and sprayed them down. They got off each other.
Vegeta- "Do I have a say in this?"
Both women- "NO!"
Vegeta- "If it wasn't so important that Lula loses, I'd be enjoying having 2 girls fight over me..."
Oolong- "Lucky dog..." Master Roshi nodded in agreement. Videl sweatdropped & shook her head.
Videl- "Men. I swear..."
Lula- "This is stupid! I don't need to waste my time on a weak human! Come on Vegeta, were going!" She grabs him by the tail and flys out the open window.
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Hello! Sorry about ch. 4 & 5 earlier. I'm working on it.