Mamono: Hello! Installment the second! We have a special guest! Courtesy of Aura Black Chan! Thank you so so much for reading and reviewin' all my stories! Thanks thanks I just don't know what to say....So this chapter is for you! So is our guest The Ginger Bread Man!(from Shrek) AKA GBM!
*Cheers*
Mamono: Um mister Bread Man? Ahhh! Seto!
*Seto has GBM on a table, Seto is currently holding one of his gumdrop buttons*
Seto: Not so tough without your gumdrop buttons are you!?
*GBM spits frosting at Seto*
GBM: Eat me!
Seto: Okay........
*picks up GBM*
Mamono: Seto No!
*Whack*
Mamono: You can't eat him! He's the freakin' main character this time! Well sort of....
*GBM glares at Seto who is currently passed out on the floor*
GBM: Mamono doesn't own Yugioh or me or Shrek but she can write about them, can't she?
Mamono: That's right! High Five!
*Slaps GBM's hand only to have it fall off*
Mamono: ACK!...........................Uh we can fix this..................
Fairy Tales in Waltz
as told by Joey Wheeler
A blond haired boy walked into the cool morning air. His coca brown eyes glittered in the morning light..........
More like the mid afternoon light....
"Hmm, slept till noon, that's a new record...." Joey sighed.
The sluggish teen flew backward startled by the ringing coming from inside....
"I'm comin'! Keep ya pants on!"
Joey slid over to the phone and pulled the receiver to his ear. He smiled as he heard the serene voice of his little sister on the other end.
"Joey, where are you!?" she barked.
"Wada ya mean Serenity?" he gaped. His sister wasn't usually this upset with him.
"You promised to help me baby-sit this afternoon!"
"Eh? When did I agree to dat?"
"Does it matter just come to 2739 Yokai Street ASAP!"
"Alright alright....See ya then."
The blond teen grabbed a few things, slipped on some new clothes and ran out the door. Not expecting the job that was to fall upon him....
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The Ginger Bread Man with the Star Shaped Head.....
Joey ran up to a series of house across town. Sweat raced from his forehead as he searched for the one his sister was at.
"Hmm 2793 Yokai......dere it is!" he announced, rushing to a cheery blue house.
Or at least it seemed cheery.....
"Eeek! Hey come back here!" yelled a young girl.
Joey stepped in to see his sister chasing a young boy around the room. The boy had sandy brown hair and devilish auburn eyes. He squirmed as Joey grabbed him by the shirt and raised him in the air.
"You little brat! Wada givin' my sista troubles for huh?" he barked.
The boy just glared back at Joey.
"I'm bored!"
"So?"
"Do somethin'."
"Like what?"
"Tell me a story."
"What?"
"OH Joey you have too......please!"
"Alright fine, only cuz you asked sis..."
***********
Okay den, um...........once dere was an old man and he was real lonely. His wife had died and he lived alone in dis dense forest. So the man got bored and decided to make a kid outta gingerbread.
"If I can't have a real son, then maybe I can have a ginger bread one..." Solomon Moto replied.
Yeah dis guy was off his rocker so he decided to carve a kid into the cookie dough. He ah....didn't have much dough, cuz he ate it while it was still raw. So the cookie was real puny. With the last of da cookie dough he gave da kid a star shaped head. Go figure.....Anyway so he decorated the funny looking gingerbread boy. He gave it a blue outfit with da blueberry frosting he had and put a golden.....cheesit for a...............decoration, but he decided to break it in half cuz he was still hungry.
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"This Ginger bread man sounds stupid..." the kid replied.
"Hey shuddap dat's my friend your talkin' about!"
"You're friends with a gingerbread man?"
"..."
******************
Anyway the old man put the gingerbread man into da oven and let him cook. He waited what seemed like forever before takin' him out....Man it sure takes things a long time to cook don't it?
*twenty minutes later*
So he took the freshly made gingerbread man out of the oven and set the hot plate on da counter.
"Oh you look wonderful, I'll call you Yugi." he cheered.
Just as the old man was about to pick up da cookie an eat it, the thing sprang ta life and started dancin' all over da place....
"Hahah I am Yugi the gingerbread boy wonder! Try and stop my evil plan!" the cookie cried.
************
"Joey I don't think that's how it goes...."
"Really? Alright then..."
**************
Well that's he would have said if he was da evil dooer in dis story. He's not....
Anyway so da gingerbread man ran onto the table and glared at the old guy.
"Ha ha ha
Run run as fast as you can
you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!" he laughed.
"Aren't you a little short?" the old man asked.
"NO!"
The lil' star shaped cookie ran out da door and through da forest. The old man who was still hungry decided to go after the cookie he made and catch it to eat.
Meanwhile some guys were off in da forest lookin' for food.
"Why are we in the forest again?" Tristan asked.
"I dunno cuz we're hungry..." Duke replied.
Just then a large crunch was heard from underneath Duke's foot. He looked down ta see little cookie, his leg was underneath da massive lugs shoe.
"Will you move!?" the cookie screamed.
So Duke moved and stared at da cookie.
"Hey Tristan, think we can eat this?"
"I dunno...........looks kinda small........"
"I AM NOT TOO SMALL!" da cookie cried.
Yugi ran in front of da two blockheads in stared em straight in the eyes.
"Run Run as fast as you can
You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!" he squealed.
The two just stared at him, they were hungry enough, why not chase da cookie. As Yugi ran off to da woods the two guys followed.
As da gingerbread man limped through da thick forest he spotted a sly lookin' thing in da corner. For there lay the fox, Seto Kaiba, he was dere schemin' up somethin' or other...........Ugh he was sick.......The ginger bread man ran past as da fox looked up and followed. Eventually the cookie got to da river. He couldn't swim cuz he'd fall apart so he stared helplessly at the water.
"What am I gonna do now?" he cried.
"I could help you...." came a sneaky voice from behind.
Then Yug whirled back and began to run from da fox.
"Run run as fast as you can
you can't catch me I'm the gin-ACK!"
"The puny cookie with a star head.........I know that already. I wanted to know if you wanted a ride across the river. I'm tall enough to get across."
"I don't know.." Yug replied. He wouldn't trust dat fox as far as he could throw him.
"You want to get eaten then?"
Da gingerbread man looked back and heard shouting coming from the forest.
"Alright........"
So da gingerbread man got on to da fox's back and they started cross the river.
"Hey kid, why don't you get on my head, we're going into deeper water..."
"Alright!"
So da cookie climbed to da fox's head. Kaiba smirked as da cookie was in his sight.
"Hey cookie, we're getting even deeper climb on my nose....."
"Umm........okay..."
Yugi went to da fox's nose. The fox growled suddenly and threw da cookie into da air. Da ginger bread man looked down ta see the fox's slimy mouth open underneath im.
"I'm going to die!" he cried.
Den a bright light burst from da Millennium cheesit and da gingerbread man turned into da Yamibread man.
"Kaiba, you will not eat us!" he shouted.
So the Yami summoned Slifer da cookie dragon. Dey's flew off before dey could land inta the nasty fox's mouth.
"Thank you for saving us..." cried Yugi.
"It's all in the heart of the cookie." Yami relpied.
They flew off inta da sunset and became great cookie monsters masters. No one would ever catch dem again....
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"And dat's it squirt..."
"That was stupid....."
"Why You!"
Then Joey began to chase the young boy around the rest of the afternoon. They both passed out due to exhaustion and Serenity was paid a hefty amount by the boy's parents. The two coco eyed siblings walked back into the city, both exhausted from their excursion.
"Serenity, next time ya go baby-sittin' lemme' know...."
"Why?"
"So I can book da next flight to Hong Kong......"
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Mamono: So what did you think? Lemme know and send in your favorite stories so I can update!
GBM: My arm......
Mamono: Hey I'm sorry, but I fixed it.....
Seto: Not anymore.....
*Munch munch*
Mamono: ACK! SETO FOR THE LAST TIME DON'T EAT THE GBM!
Seto: *evil grin* Send in your requests.........this is good.......
*Cheers*
Mamono: Um mister Bread Man? Ahhh! Seto!
*Seto has GBM on a table, Seto is currently holding one of his gumdrop buttons*
Seto: Not so tough without your gumdrop buttons are you!?
*GBM spits frosting at Seto*
GBM: Eat me!
Seto: Okay........
*picks up GBM*
Mamono: Seto No!
*Whack*
Mamono: You can't eat him! He's the freakin' main character this time! Well sort of....
*GBM glares at Seto who is currently passed out on the floor*
GBM: Mamono doesn't own Yugioh or me or Shrek but she can write about them, can't she?
Mamono: That's right! High Five!
*Slaps GBM's hand only to have it fall off*
Mamono: ACK!...........................Uh we can fix this..................
Fairy Tales in Waltz
as told by Joey Wheeler
A blond haired boy walked into the cool morning air. His coca brown eyes glittered in the morning light..........
More like the mid afternoon light....
"Hmm, slept till noon, that's a new record...." Joey sighed.
The sluggish teen flew backward startled by the ringing coming from inside....
"I'm comin'! Keep ya pants on!"
Joey slid over to the phone and pulled the receiver to his ear. He smiled as he heard the serene voice of his little sister on the other end.
"Joey, where are you!?" she barked.
"Wada ya mean Serenity?" he gaped. His sister wasn't usually this upset with him.
"You promised to help me baby-sit this afternoon!"
"Eh? When did I agree to dat?"
"Does it matter just come to 2739 Yokai Street ASAP!"
"Alright alright....See ya then."
The blond teen grabbed a few things, slipped on some new clothes and ran out the door. Not expecting the job that was to fall upon him....
**************************
The Ginger Bread Man with the Star Shaped Head.....
Joey ran up to a series of house across town. Sweat raced from his forehead as he searched for the one his sister was at.
"Hmm 2793 Yokai......dere it is!" he announced, rushing to a cheery blue house.
Or at least it seemed cheery.....
"Eeek! Hey come back here!" yelled a young girl.
Joey stepped in to see his sister chasing a young boy around the room. The boy had sandy brown hair and devilish auburn eyes. He squirmed as Joey grabbed him by the shirt and raised him in the air.
"You little brat! Wada givin' my sista troubles for huh?" he barked.
The boy just glared back at Joey.
"I'm bored!"
"So?"
"Do somethin'."
"Like what?"
"Tell me a story."
"What?"
"OH Joey you have too......please!"
"Alright fine, only cuz you asked sis..."
***********
Okay den, um...........once dere was an old man and he was real lonely. His wife had died and he lived alone in dis dense forest. So the man got bored and decided to make a kid outta gingerbread.
"If I can't have a real son, then maybe I can have a ginger bread one..." Solomon Moto replied.
Yeah dis guy was off his rocker so he decided to carve a kid into the cookie dough. He ah....didn't have much dough, cuz he ate it while it was still raw. So the cookie was real puny. With the last of da cookie dough he gave da kid a star shaped head. Go figure.....Anyway so he decorated the funny looking gingerbread boy. He gave it a blue outfit with da blueberry frosting he had and put a golden.....cheesit for a...............decoration, but he decided to break it in half cuz he was still hungry.
*****************
"This Ginger bread man sounds stupid..." the kid replied.
"Hey shuddap dat's my friend your talkin' about!"
"You're friends with a gingerbread man?"
"..."
******************
Anyway the old man put the gingerbread man into da oven and let him cook. He waited what seemed like forever before takin' him out....Man it sure takes things a long time to cook don't it?
*twenty minutes later*
So he took the freshly made gingerbread man out of the oven and set the hot plate on da counter.
"Oh you look wonderful, I'll call you Yugi." he cheered.
Just as the old man was about to pick up da cookie an eat it, the thing sprang ta life and started dancin' all over da place....
"Hahah I am Yugi the gingerbread boy wonder! Try and stop my evil plan!" the cookie cried.
************
"Joey I don't think that's how it goes...."
"Really? Alright then..."
**************
Well that's he would have said if he was da evil dooer in dis story. He's not....
Anyway so da gingerbread man ran onto the table and glared at the old guy.
"Ha ha ha
Run run as fast as you can
you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!" he laughed.
"Aren't you a little short?" the old man asked.
"NO!"
The lil' star shaped cookie ran out da door and through da forest. The old man who was still hungry decided to go after the cookie he made and catch it to eat.
Meanwhile some guys were off in da forest lookin' for food.
"Why are we in the forest again?" Tristan asked.
"I dunno cuz we're hungry..." Duke replied.
Just then a large crunch was heard from underneath Duke's foot. He looked down ta see little cookie, his leg was underneath da massive lugs shoe.
"Will you move!?" the cookie screamed.
So Duke moved and stared at da cookie.
"Hey Tristan, think we can eat this?"
"I dunno...........looks kinda small........"
"I AM NOT TOO SMALL!" da cookie cried.
Yugi ran in front of da two blockheads in stared em straight in the eyes.
"Run Run as fast as you can
You can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!" he squealed.
The two just stared at him, they were hungry enough, why not chase da cookie. As Yugi ran off to da woods the two guys followed.
As da gingerbread man limped through da thick forest he spotted a sly lookin' thing in da corner. For there lay the fox, Seto Kaiba, he was dere schemin' up somethin' or other...........Ugh he was sick.......The ginger bread man ran past as da fox looked up and followed. Eventually the cookie got to da river. He couldn't swim cuz he'd fall apart so he stared helplessly at the water.
"What am I gonna do now?" he cried.
"I could help you...." came a sneaky voice from behind.
Then Yug whirled back and began to run from da fox.
"Run run as fast as you can
you can't catch me I'm the gin-ACK!"
"The puny cookie with a star head.........I know that already. I wanted to know if you wanted a ride across the river. I'm tall enough to get across."
"I don't know.." Yug replied. He wouldn't trust dat fox as far as he could throw him.
"You want to get eaten then?"
Da gingerbread man looked back and heard shouting coming from the forest.
"Alright........"
So da gingerbread man got on to da fox's back and they started cross the river.
"Hey kid, why don't you get on my head, we're going into deeper water..."
"Alright!"
So da cookie climbed to da fox's head. Kaiba smirked as da cookie was in his sight.
"Hey cookie, we're getting even deeper climb on my nose....."
"Umm........okay..."
Yugi went to da fox's nose. The fox growled suddenly and threw da cookie into da air. Da ginger bread man looked down ta see the fox's slimy mouth open underneath im.
"I'm going to die!" he cried.
Den a bright light burst from da Millennium cheesit and da gingerbread man turned into da Yamibread man.
"Kaiba, you will not eat us!" he shouted.
So the Yami summoned Slifer da cookie dragon. Dey's flew off before dey could land inta the nasty fox's mouth.
"Thank you for saving us..." cried Yugi.
"It's all in the heart of the cookie." Yami relpied.
They flew off inta da sunset and became great cookie monsters masters. No one would ever catch dem again....
*****************
"And dat's it squirt..."
"That was stupid....."
"Why You!"
Then Joey began to chase the young boy around the rest of the afternoon. They both passed out due to exhaustion and Serenity was paid a hefty amount by the boy's parents. The two coco eyed siblings walked back into the city, both exhausted from their excursion.
"Serenity, next time ya go baby-sittin' lemme' know...."
"Why?"
"So I can book da next flight to Hong Kong......"
*********************
Mamono: So what did you think? Lemme know and send in your favorite stories so I can update!
GBM: My arm......
Mamono: Hey I'm sorry, but I fixed it.....
Seto: Not anymore.....
*Munch munch*
Mamono: ACK! SETO FOR THE LAST TIME DON'T EAT THE GBM!
Seto: *evil grin* Send in your requests.........this is good.......