Stewpid Saga Part 1

Hi again! Sorry for not updating in a while... SOME STUPID 7th GRADE BOY DESTROYED THIS FIC!!!! We had everything in this fic written down and on the LAST 5 PAGES, that MORON DESTROYED IT!!! Now that I've vented out my anger, on with the incredibly long Chapter 6!


IMPORTANT 2 KNOW:

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Chapter 6: Mission- Rescue Vegeta

Before Lula had a chance to fly out the window with Vegeta, Bulma grabbed Vegeta's arm as they took off to the sky. Piccolo was all teary-eyed and Chi-Chi looked at her watch.


"Will you look at that? Looks like our 2-minute lunch begins...now." The saiyans remaining in the room perk up and run to the cafeteria at full speed. Krillin, Tien, Dende, Chiaotzu, Chi-Chi, and Videl sigh and walk quickly/fly after them. Mr. Bradley barge's into the cafeteria.


"What's going on here?!" Everyone screamed.


"AAAAHHHH!!! IT'S THE EVIL VICE-PRINCIPLE FROM HELL!!!!" Panic erupts.




Meanwhile, back with the female saiyan, saiyan hostage and human stow-away...


Bulma-"Vegeta! You can fly too! Why don't you get out of her grips and we can get away?!"


Vegeta-"Because...If you haven't noticed yet, she's holding me by my tail..."


Bulma-"But wasn't your tail trained to withstand pulls?"


Vegeta-"That was my last tail...the tail the fat bastard cut off...besides, I never trained it willingly..."


Bulma-"Then how was it able to withstand being pulled?"


Vegeta-"Well...It had gone threw this act so many times...it created and immunity to it..."


Bulma-"What act?"


Vegeta-"What she's doing right now..." Lula was squeezing his tail to death singing-


Lula-"I've got Veggie's tail! I've got Veggie's tail! It's so cute and fuzzy and warm just like my sweet Veggie is! I've got Veggie's tail-tail-tail! I've got Veggie's tail! Yes, I do!"


Bulma-"But Vegeta..."


Vegeta-"Bulma just be quiet!...look she hasn't noticed you yet so just be still and hopefully she won't notice you...besides I don't feel like talking right now since all the blood's running to my head... and flying upside-down, with the ground moving fast underneath us, is not helping my vertigo..." She nodded silently.


20 minutes later they near a pink house in a random forest. Lula-"We're almost there Veggie!!" She flew low threw the trees.


Vegeta-"Women...the only way you can get off of me and still stay away from Lula...is to grab on to one of the tree branches..."


Bulma-"But Vegeta, I could fall!"


Vegeta-"That's a better chance to take than to get into a real fight with Lula..."


Bulma-"Alright...I'll do it."


Vegeta-"Safe landings Bulma..." She cautiously reached her free arm out and firmly grabbed a branch, and let go of Vegeta's arm. They flew on by and soon were out of sight.


Bulma-"Vegeta...I'll get over there and rescue you...just hand on..."


They stopped at the pink house. She dragged Vegeta inside, still by the tail, and tied him to a chair right side up. "How's that? Is my sweet Veggie comfy?" She noticed that he passed out from the sudden change from up-side down to right-side up. "Hm...well, at least this gives me time to make sure my silly Veggie doesn't try to leave me for that whore while under evil influence..."


Bulma finally made it down the tree and to the pink house. It had taken her a whole half an hour, and she just wanted Vegeta back and to go home. She peered into the window. It seemed Vegeta was tied to a chair, with his back facing to her. Lula was nowhere in sight. Perfect she thought.


Vegeta slowly opened his eyes. Everything was blurry...and pink. How he despised that color. And yet, it fit Lula so perfectly. His head felt incredibly heavy, and he had the worst migrane. Things finally came into focus. And just as he thought he saw, everything in the room was pink. Vegeta noticed tht he was tied to a chair. Big deal. Without her strangling his tail, he could easily resist her. For that matter, where was she? He sniffed the air. Something was cooking. Great, she was going to make him something to eat that he doesn't even like. Her cooking was better than Bulma's...but at least Bulma made him something he would normally eat; Lula always managed to make his most hated dish and force him to eat it. He tried to break the rope when the sensors in the rope triggered a clamp to put the sqeeze on his tail and give him a minor jolt of electricity.


Bulma tapped on the glass, hoping Vegeta would hear her- he had the best hearing out of anyone she ever met. Vegeta figitted then tried to turn his head in her direction. He smiled when he saw her then twitched, frowned, and turned his attention to a door.

"Oh Vegeta! Good to see your awake again! I made you something!"

"Lula! Let me go this instant!"

"Oh I will. Once you have all thoughts of that bitch out of your head. Now here, you need to keep your strength up. Have some!" Vegeta turned his head away.

"I 'm not hungry. I want out." Lula put the plate of food on a table, and sat down on the pink couch.

"Oh Veggie. Sometimes we all want things that we can't have because they're bad for us."

"I'm not a child, Lula! I do not need your lecture!!!"

"Well, if you want to be so stubborn and get on with it already, I guess I'll start." Lula pulled out a huge evil-giant-hammer-of-doom. Vegeta paled slightly and whimpered quietly.

"Lula...what do you plan to do with that...?"

"I plan to bring your mind back with this hammer. I think this is how she tricked you into thinking that you loved her instead of me! So I going to fix it!" She brought the hammer back...

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Omg...poor Vegeta, how evil can I be? ( very... ) XD