Hello! Me and my friend englandgurl16 are going to write the most insanely
retarded story ever! o ya!!!! enjoy! flames for HAMHAMburgers!!!!!!!!
INSANE HAMHAMS
CHAPTER 1: Evil howdy
All of the hamhams are at the clubhouse.
Hamtaro: Hamha!
Boss: Shutup! You always say that! its sooooo annoying!!!
Hamtaro: Heke? What I do?!?
Boss: YOU ALWAYS SAY 'HEKE'!! SHUTUP!!!!! YOU'RE BEING A RETARD!!!
Hamtaro: Whats wrong with you?
Boss: The question is whats wrong with you?!?
*the lights turn off*
Everyone: Huh!!??!!
Sandy: Omg!Omg! Its so dark! AAAAAH! Maxwell! Where are you!!!
Maxwell: I'm right here, Sandy!
Sandy: Oh! Maxwell!*hugs a lamp* Wow you've grown skinny! What have you
been eating?
Maxwell: Uuuummmmm... Sandy, thats the lamp! I'm to your right!!
Sandy: heheheheheheh*blushing* sorry!!
*loud speakers turn on with howdy's voice*
Howdy: Well Howdy ho!
Boss: I never put any loudspeakers in here!
Howdy: I installed it myself, you dolt! Hyecuk! Hyeuck! Pretty spiffy huh?
Pashmina: What is this?! What are you doing to us?!
Bijou: RAPE!!!
Pashmina: What? He's raping us? NOOOO!!!!! I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!!!
Boss:Whoops! Sorry Bijou! Was that you?*blushing*
Pashmina: Oh! Phew!!
Bijou: EEEK! PERVERT!
Boss: WHAT?! I accidently bumped into you ok?!
Howdy: Hello?! Is anyone listening? Does anyone care?!
everyone: NO!!!!
Howdy: Your life is at stake here! Listen up! If you can all stay sane for
3 days in this clubhouse, then you win a huge pile of sunflower seeds,
acorns, walnuts, and much more!!! ONLY if you can stay sane! If all of you
go INSANE, then you don't get anything.
Oxnard: I'M IN!!
Everyone else: WHAT?!
Oxnard: Think of it! All the sunflower seeds and nuts to last us a life
time! It can't be that hard to stay in the clubhouse!
Hamtaro: What about Laura?!
Howdy: Too late! I boarded the room up so ya can't get out! Let the games
begin!!!! HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!:D
Boss: Wait Howdy! We never agreed to this! Howdy?! Damnit! He's gone!
Bijou: What are we going to do?
Hamtaro: How are we gonna eat? WHAT are we gonna eat?
Boss: Don't worry! I got a whole pile of sunflowers seeds in the storage
room!
Cappy: Thank goodness!
Boss: *goes to storage room to look for sunflower seeds* WHAT?! T-They're
almost all gone!!
Everyone: WHAT?!
Oxnard: Oh-no! *munch munch* what'll we do?
Boss: *looks at oxnard evily* OXNARD!!!
Oxnard: What?
*Everyone looks at oxnard evily*
Oxnard: Why's everyone looking at me?! Actually, I can't see if anyone's
looking at me cause it's dark. Is anyone looking at me? Well I know Boss is
cause he's growling like a mad dog in my direction!
Everyone: Yes we're looking at you!
Boss: *growl*
Oxnard: GAAH! DON'T KILL ME!
Hamtaro: We need to stay calm or we'll all go crazy!
Maxwell: I got a book about insanity and how to avoid it! It can help us!
If we had some light that is.
Boss: I have a lantern! Somewhere....
Maxwell: where is somewhere?
Howdy: *on the loud speakers* Up your butt and around the corner!!!*laughs
insanely*
Boss: *growls madly* HOWDY!!!!!!
Howdy: HAHAHA!!! Won't be long now till you all GO INSANE!!!!HAHAHAAAA!!!!
Boss: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Howdy: Don't start foaming at the mouth there Boss! Heyuck heyuck!
Dexter: *is eating carpet* YUM! FOOD! WE WON'T STARVE!!!
Pashmina: o_0; you're eating the carpet dexter!!
Dexter: No i'm not! can't you see it?! It's FOOD!! WE'RE SAVED!!!
Oxnard: FOOD?! WHERE!?
Sandy: Pashmina? Go knit a straight jacket for Dexter!
Pashmina: Uuummmm...good plan! *goes off to knit a straight jacket*
Bijou: Allow me to assist you!! We'll make a whole bunch. That will keep us
occupied!
Sandy: Good plan! Penelope, lets go help, too!
*1 hour later: Dexter is in a straight jacket and the others arent looking
too good!! oh no what will happen?! find out in ch 2!!*