Haha! I'm really enjoying this! I'm not kidding! This is fun writing this!
Hope U enjoy! A note to hamtaro fans: i'm sorry if you dislike my other
fics, so don't read them. This story is also meant for hamtaro fans I
guess. XD hope U enjoy!
Boss: I have an idea! Let's play some games! That'll keep us from going insane for sure!
Hamtaro: Great idea!
Bijou: C'est parfait! (hey, that rhymes!)
Boss: What? Speak english!
Bijou: It means 'It's perfect'
Boss: Oh! *blushes sheepishly*
Cappy: Let's play tag!
*lantern burns out*
Boss: Well so much for that.
Cappy: We can still play! *tags Boss* Tag!You're it!
Boss: *tags cappy* Tag! You're it!
*they're just sitting there, hitting each other, not even running (like you're supposed to)*
Cappy:*tags Boss* Tag! You're it!
Boss: *tags cappy* Tag! You- this is lame!
Cappy: Aw! Just when it was getting fun!
Hamtaro: Let's sing! Hamtaro! When we work together it's much better, my best friend! We-
Boss: We sing that all the stime!
Hamtaro: Then what do you suggest Mr.Fussy?
Boss: Fussy?! hmph! How about Marco Polo?
Cappy: In the dark? Won't we hurt ourselves crashing into things?
Boss: It'll be fine! Now let's play!
Hamtaro: Sounds like a plan! I'll be it!
Cappy: Give us a 5 second start!
5 seconds later....
Hamtaro: Here I go! Marco!
Boss,Cappy,and Sandy: Polo!
Pashmina: Those boys have the oddest ideas to keep themselves amused!
Bijou: Do not forget that Sandy is playing with them too!
Penelope: Ookwee!*runs off to play with the rest*
Pashmina: Penelope! Come back! You need to help us make these straight jackets!
Hamtaro: *tags Penelope* You're it!
Penelope: Ookwee!
Boss,Hamtaro,Cappy and Sandy: Polo
*penelope finds boss and try to tag him. Boss runs into a wall trying to escape penelope*
Boss: AAUGH!! SH*T MY NOSE!!! I THINK I BROKE IT!!!
Pashmina: Boss! Don't swear infront of Penelope!
Boss: Trust me! If you did the same thing I did, you be yelling out the same too!
*Speakers turn on*
Howdy: Having fun hamhams?! *laughs evily*
Hamtaro: It's Howdy!
Boss: I'm gonna throttle you howdy once you get us outta here!
Howdy: Don't count on it! I could just easily keep ya in here for the rest of your lives!
Hamtaro: We had a deal howdy! 3 days only!
Howdy: Alright! Alright! it's been 1 and a half days now. You're half way there, but half of you have gone insane! See if you can make it! Hyeuck!
Dexter: Yummy carpet!
Stan: Don't eat the carpet.....eat me! i'm full of protein.........
Boss: Let's not play marco polo anymore.
Hamtaro: *steps on something* Hey! I found matches!
Boss: Give them here! *takes matches and relights the lantern*
Cappy: Yay! We have light again!
Maxwell: Who took my book?!
Hamtaro: Not me!
Maxwell: Hamtaro! You took it didn't you?!
Hamtaro: Maxwell, the book's on your head!
Maxwell:*takes book off head* So you took it! I'll show ya a thing or two! *punches himself*
Hamtaro: 0_0;
Maxwell: Think it's funny stealing my book eh? *punches himself again* That funny for ya? Gimmie your best shot! *punches himself in the head and knocks himself out*
Boss: He's fighting with himself....that's harsh
Pashmina: We got the straight jacket!
Sandy: No! Not Maxwell too!
Bijou: Sorry Sandy, but it is too late for him.
Sandy: ;_; MAXY!!!!!!!!!!WHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Boss puts Maxwell with the other insane hamhams who are now lying in a pile*
Dexter: Welcome to the group Maxwell
Oxnard: Pasta......EEHEEHEEHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Stan: Yes........I am pasta.........eat me............a will sacrafice myself for all of-
Boss: SHUTUP!!!Please forgive for saying that to your brother Sandy.
Sandy: *still crying*
Cappy: 0_0 WHAAAA!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA PUNCH MYSELF WHEN I GO INSANE!!!
Boss: Relax kid! We're gonna stay sane! Well at least I will!
Hamtaro: Ok. We gotta think of something gang!
*they sit in a circle for 10 minutes, thinking of what to do to keep them sane*
Boss: If you were a number, what would you be?
Pashmina: Don't tell me he's losing it too!
Boss: I'm just trying to keep us occupied ok?
Cappy: I would be.........number 4!
Boss: 0_0; ok! I didn't really think anyone would actually answer that lame question!
Cappy: I'm special! i'm the four! I'm the fourth in the numer system thingy!
Hamtaro: Cappy! Keep it together man!
Boss: Hey! That's my line!
Cappy: 4!4!4!4!4!!!!*is marching around chanting the number*
Boss: Hand me a straight jacket
Bijou: *hands Boss a straight jacket* Poor poor Cappy...
Boss: *puts cappy in straight jacket and carries him to the 'insane pile'
Cappy: 4 is special! Special is 4!! 4 starts with F! F is for 4!
Hamtaro: We're losing it gang!
Boss: I'm not gonna loose it!
Pashmina: We've run out of wool to make anything else. We might go insane too!
Sandy: What are we gonna do?
Bijou:*is laying on the floor* I see a cloud!
Pashmina: What?!
Bijou: See it? *points to the ceiling*
Pashmina: *hands Boss a straight jacket* Care to do the honors?
Boss: No! I can't do it! Surely Bijou wouldn't go insane would she?
Bijou: Of course not silly! I am just using my imagination!
Boss: *phew* That's a relief! Imagination?!
Bijou: Yes! Come and try it
*everyone but Sandy who is crying in a corner comes to lay down and watch*
Hamtaro: You're right! I see Laura!
Pashmina: I see scarves!
Bijou: Don't forget ribbons!
Penelope: Ookwee!
Boss: *stares blanky at the ceiling* I don't see anything
Bijou: Use your imagination. Now what do you see?
Boss: *looks up* The ceiling!
Bijou: No! What is your most favourite thing in the world?
Boss: YOU! Uuhh....I mean.......uuuhhh.......i dunno!
Bijou: -_-; it is called imagination!
Boss: Whatever. You've all lost it. Me and sandy are the only sane ones here, right sandy?
Sandy:...............
Boss: Hello?
Sandy:*grabs straight jacket* Put this on me!
Boss: 0_0; come again?
Sandy: You heard me!
Boss: Do you want to be in this?
Sandy: *Nods her head eagerly*
Boss: ok! She's lost it! *puts sandy in straight jacket and throws her in pile*
Sandy: Thank you. Hello Stan. how are you today?
Stan: Eat me..........I am a food.......
Sandy: Oh shutup!
Penelope:Ookwee! *jumps up and down*
Hamtaro: What's she doing?
Pashmina: She sees food in the sky. She wants it, but she's lost it! There's no food up there.
Bijou: We did not make any straight jackets for her size.
Pashmina: She'll be ok. Just make sure she doesn't do anything stupid.
Hamtaro: There's only four of us left that are sane!
And will they make it? Find out!
Boss: I have an idea! Let's play some games! That'll keep us from going insane for sure!
Hamtaro: Great idea!
Bijou: C'est parfait! (hey, that rhymes!)
Boss: What? Speak english!
Bijou: It means 'It's perfect'
Boss: Oh! *blushes sheepishly*
Cappy: Let's play tag!
*lantern burns out*
Boss: Well so much for that.
Cappy: We can still play! *tags Boss* Tag!You're it!
Boss: *tags cappy* Tag! You're it!
*they're just sitting there, hitting each other, not even running (like you're supposed to)*
Cappy:*tags Boss* Tag! You're it!
Boss: *tags cappy* Tag! You- this is lame!
Cappy: Aw! Just when it was getting fun!
Hamtaro: Let's sing! Hamtaro! When we work together it's much better, my best friend! We-
Boss: We sing that all the stime!
Hamtaro: Then what do you suggest Mr.Fussy?
Boss: Fussy?! hmph! How about Marco Polo?
Cappy: In the dark? Won't we hurt ourselves crashing into things?
Boss: It'll be fine! Now let's play!
Hamtaro: Sounds like a plan! I'll be it!
Cappy: Give us a 5 second start!
5 seconds later....
Hamtaro: Here I go! Marco!
Boss,Cappy,and Sandy: Polo!
Pashmina: Those boys have the oddest ideas to keep themselves amused!
Bijou: Do not forget that Sandy is playing with them too!
Penelope: Ookwee!*runs off to play with the rest*
Pashmina: Penelope! Come back! You need to help us make these straight jackets!
Hamtaro: *tags Penelope* You're it!
Penelope: Ookwee!
Boss,Hamtaro,Cappy and Sandy: Polo
*penelope finds boss and try to tag him. Boss runs into a wall trying to escape penelope*
Boss: AAUGH!! SH*T MY NOSE!!! I THINK I BROKE IT!!!
Pashmina: Boss! Don't swear infront of Penelope!
Boss: Trust me! If you did the same thing I did, you be yelling out the same too!
*Speakers turn on*
Howdy: Having fun hamhams?! *laughs evily*
Hamtaro: It's Howdy!
Boss: I'm gonna throttle you howdy once you get us outta here!
Howdy: Don't count on it! I could just easily keep ya in here for the rest of your lives!
Hamtaro: We had a deal howdy! 3 days only!
Howdy: Alright! Alright! it's been 1 and a half days now. You're half way there, but half of you have gone insane! See if you can make it! Hyeuck!
Dexter: Yummy carpet!
Stan: Don't eat the carpet.....eat me! i'm full of protein.........
Boss: Let's not play marco polo anymore.
Hamtaro: *steps on something* Hey! I found matches!
Boss: Give them here! *takes matches and relights the lantern*
Cappy: Yay! We have light again!
Maxwell: Who took my book?!
Hamtaro: Not me!
Maxwell: Hamtaro! You took it didn't you?!
Hamtaro: Maxwell, the book's on your head!
Maxwell:*takes book off head* So you took it! I'll show ya a thing or two! *punches himself*
Hamtaro: 0_0;
Maxwell: Think it's funny stealing my book eh? *punches himself again* That funny for ya? Gimmie your best shot! *punches himself in the head and knocks himself out*
Boss: He's fighting with himself....that's harsh
Pashmina: We got the straight jacket!
Sandy: No! Not Maxwell too!
Bijou: Sorry Sandy, but it is too late for him.
Sandy: ;_; MAXY!!!!!!!!!!WHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Boss puts Maxwell with the other insane hamhams who are now lying in a pile*
Dexter: Welcome to the group Maxwell
Oxnard: Pasta......EEHEEHEEHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Stan: Yes........I am pasta.........eat me............a will sacrafice myself for all of-
Boss: SHUTUP!!!Please forgive for saying that to your brother Sandy.
Sandy: *still crying*
Cappy: 0_0 WHAAAA!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA PUNCH MYSELF WHEN I GO INSANE!!!
Boss: Relax kid! We're gonna stay sane! Well at least I will!
Hamtaro: Ok. We gotta think of something gang!
*they sit in a circle for 10 minutes, thinking of what to do to keep them sane*
Boss: If you were a number, what would you be?
Pashmina: Don't tell me he's losing it too!
Boss: I'm just trying to keep us occupied ok?
Cappy: I would be.........number 4!
Boss: 0_0; ok! I didn't really think anyone would actually answer that lame question!
Cappy: I'm special! i'm the four! I'm the fourth in the numer system thingy!
Hamtaro: Cappy! Keep it together man!
Boss: Hey! That's my line!
Cappy: 4!4!4!4!4!!!!*is marching around chanting the number*
Boss: Hand me a straight jacket
Bijou: *hands Boss a straight jacket* Poor poor Cappy...
Boss: *puts cappy in straight jacket and carries him to the 'insane pile'
Cappy: 4 is special! Special is 4!! 4 starts with F! F is for 4!
Hamtaro: We're losing it gang!
Boss: I'm not gonna loose it!
Pashmina: We've run out of wool to make anything else. We might go insane too!
Sandy: What are we gonna do?
Bijou:*is laying on the floor* I see a cloud!
Pashmina: What?!
Bijou: See it? *points to the ceiling*
Pashmina: *hands Boss a straight jacket* Care to do the honors?
Boss: No! I can't do it! Surely Bijou wouldn't go insane would she?
Bijou: Of course not silly! I am just using my imagination!
Boss: *phew* That's a relief! Imagination?!
Bijou: Yes! Come and try it
*everyone but Sandy who is crying in a corner comes to lay down and watch*
Hamtaro: You're right! I see Laura!
Pashmina: I see scarves!
Bijou: Don't forget ribbons!
Penelope: Ookwee!
Boss: *stares blanky at the ceiling* I don't see anything
Bijou: Use your imagination. Now what do you see?
Boss: *looks up* The ceiling!
Bijou: No! What is your most favourite thing in the world?
Boss: YOU! Uuhh....I mean.......uuuhhh.......i dunno!
Bijou: -_-; it is called imagination!
Boss: Whatever. You've all lost it. Me and sandy are the only sane ones here, right sandy?
Sandy:...............
Boss: Hello?
Sandy:*grabs straight jacket* Put this on me!
Boss: 0_0; come again?
Sandy: You heard me!
Boss: Do you want to be in this?
Sandy: *Nods her head eagerly*
Boss: ok! She's lost it! *puts sandy in straight jacket and throws her in pile*
Sandy: Thank you. Hello Stan. how are you today?
Stan: Eat me..........I am a food.......
Sandy: Oh shutup!
Penelope:Ookwee! *jumps up and down*
Hamtaro: What's she doing?
Pashmina: She sees food in the sky. She wants it, but she's lost it! There's no food up there.
Bijou: We did not make any straight jackets for her size.
Pashmina: She'll be ok. Just make sure she doesn't do anything stupid.
Hamtaro: There's only four of us left that are sane!
And will they make it? Find out!