My friend got mad at me for continuing the story without he. ._. Happy Tree Friends meets Hamtaro *thinks about it* HAHAHA!! XD Anyways, the insanity still continues! Enjoy and stuff! :P
The Finale
Hamtaro: Must.......stay...........sane.........
Bijou: Look at the clouds hamtaro! Look at the clouds! That will stop you from going crazy!
Pashmina: Hey! I have an idea! There's only two sane boys here and two sane girls!
Boss: Ya, so?
Pashmina: Whoever has the most sane hams on their side wins 2/3'ds of the seeds and nuts! We'll split up into girls Vs. Boys teams
Bijou: So it is me and Pashmina against you and Boss
Hamtaro: Ok, deal! We're gonna do this Boss!
Boss: Don't worry! I don't plan on going insane! Those girls will though!
Bijou and Pashmina: We'll see about that!
*bijou and pashmina are talking about stuff and hamtaro decides to join them*
Boss: I wonder what they're talking about? *decides to sneak by and listen*I'll just listen in!
Bijou: And I bought this new blue makeup, and it looks geourgeous on me!
Pashmina: Wow! Maybe I should get some too!
Hamtaro: Ya! *everyone looks at hamtaro* What?! It's not my fault that I don't know about this stuff!
Boss: o_0; Ok, never mind! Anything's better than girly makeup conversations!
Penelope: Ookwee! Ookwee!!*jumping around like crazy*OOKWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
*they go on for hours talking while boss just sits on another side of the room*
Boss: What a bunch of losers! Except bijou that is...
*the girls and Hamtaro have talked about everything they could possibly imagine, so then they just sit there*
Hamtaro: It's still a tie.
Boss: I'm not going insane! I'm the sanest of all of you!
Hamtaro: That's why we're gonna win!
Bijou: We will see about that!
Penelope: Ookwee! *jumps around and smashes into lamp and knocks herself out*
*they sit there for an hour*
Pashmina: Is anyone else here besides me still hungry?
Boss: What do you think einstein?!
Pashmina: Yeesh! No need to get grumpy.
Maxwell: *wakes up* You took my book didn't you?! I know you did! confess!
Cappy: I'm special! I'm the four!
Bijou: Listening to all of our crazy friends in that pile makes me worried!
Boss: We'll be fine, or at least I will
*they sit there for another 2 hours doing and saying nothing in ABSOLUTE silence when suddenly......*
Boss: Shutup!
Hamtaro: What?
Boss: You heard me!
Bijou: But Boss, we never said anything
Boss: Don't give me that you 8 legged freak!
Bijou: 0_0 excuse me?! I am a hamster, not a spider!
Boss: You think you're so smart! You think 8 legs makes you better, but it doesn't! I've got fire on my side! HAHA!
Hamtaro: He's lost it guys!
Pashmina: And he said he wasn't going to go insane!
Hamtaro: *comes with straight jacket* Boss...come here-
Boss: *snarls insanely and starts foaming at the mouth*
Hamtaro: uuuhh...ok, you put it on him! *hands coat to pashmina*
Pashmina: No way!
Hamtaro: But you made this!
Pashmina: But boys always do the dangerous stuff!
Hamtaro: Ladies first!
Bijou: Stop fighting! It will be alright. It's better if he's loose minding his own buisness, than us getting mauled trying to straight jacket him
*boss goes off into a corner and mumbles stuff*
Hamtaro: No doubt about it, he's insane!
Bijou: This means the girls are winning the sanity contest so far. Can you stay sane hamtaro?
Boss: fire fire fire fire
Pashmina: 0_0;; uuuuhh...........guys........
Hamtaro: Let's just sing ok? I love you, you love me, we're-
Pashmina: No! Stop hamtaro! That'll only make us more crazy! Just SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!
Hamtaro: o_0; okay.......
Bijou: Boss is chanting the word 'fire'
Pashmina: That is not a good sign
Penelope: *wakes up* Okwee!
Pashmina: I think Penelope's normal again!
Bijou: That's a relief!
Hamtaro: How many more hours?
Pashmina: I don't think i'm gonna make it
Hamtaro: I have a good game in mind
Bijou: What?
Hamtaro: *looks over at boss*
Pashmina: Oh no! Not that!
Hamtaro: C'mon! I can't do this alone! And we can't just leave Boss there! Who know's what he'll do next?! Now who's got the straight jacket?
Bijou: I'm right behind you!
Hamtaro: Penelope, you go distract him!
Penelope: Ookwee! *runs over towards Boss and starts jumping up and down*ookwee! ookwee! ookwee!ookwee!
Boss: fire fire fire fire fire
Penelope: _ OOKWEE!!!
Boss: FIRE!!! MWA HA HA HAAA!!!!!*runs after Penelope*
Hamtaro: Don't let him get to the matches or Penelope!
Pashmina: *just stands there cheering on hamtaro, penelope and bijou*
*Boss is running after Penelope when Maxwell's foot sticks out of the insane pile of hamhams ,tripping Boss*
Hamtaro: Wow! that was perfect! *holds boss down while bijou puts straight jacket on*
Pashmina: Yay! You did it!
Hamtaro: Thanks Maxwell!
Maxwell: He took my book! No one gets away with that!
Hamtaro: -_-; no one took your book Maxwell
Boss:*foaming at the mouth* I'd sure like to burn his book! hahahaa!!!
Dexter: *is doing 'the worm' move in his straight jacket* I am a worm! I eat dirt!
Cappy: I are 4!
Boss: I are INSANE! Fire is FUN!!
Sandy: Can someone please remind me WHY i'm in this pile?
Hamtaro: Let's play soccer! We've got a lantuern for light. And we got a ball, right?
Pashmina: Ya, I guess
Bijou: I do not want to get all dirty
Hamtaro: C'mon! it'll be fun!
Pashmina: Well.....ok
Hamtaro: Me and Bijou against pashmina and penelope!
Pashmina: I'll be the goalie. you can be the foward
Penelope: Ookwee!
Hamtaro: I'll be forward
Bijou: ok
*they start playing soccer*
Boss: Man, wish I could play!
Cappy: You can play with me! *nudges Boss with his nose* Tag! You're it!
Boss: Just shutup or i'll burn you!
Cappy: ._.
Hamtaro: *trips and lands on penelope*
Penelope: o_0;Ookwee!
Pashmina: You're squashed penelope, hamtaro!
Hamtaro: She's ok! I don't think she broke anything!
Pashmina: YOU KILLED PENELOPE!!!
Hamtaro: No I didn't! Look! She's getting up! She'll be ok!
Pashmina: *lunges at hamtaro and they start fighting*
Bijou: Stop! This will not solve anything! Oh when will this end?!
*the door suddenly opens, and howdy is seen with a large bag of sunflower seeds, acorns, walnuts, and stuff*
Howdy: Well congrats to you three! You were this close to losing it, but you managed to hang on 1 minute longer!
*Hamtaro and Pashmina stop fighting* Huh?
Penelope: Ookwee.........
Bijou: Does this mean it's over?
Howdy: Yes it does! And you win the sunflower seeds!
Pashmina: Ha! The girls had the most sane people on their side, so we win the sunflower seeds!
Hamtaro: Aaw.....but that's not fair. there's more boys than there are girls in the clubhouse!
Bijou: A deal is a deal Hamtaro!
Sandy: Why not share the 2/3rd's we won to the boys? There are more boys than girls, and they're just as hungry as we girls are!
Pashmina: 0_0; Sandy! You're normal again!
Sandy: Ya, I fell asleep and I felt normal again!
Hamtaro: Yay! Thanks Sandy! Now let's get our friends out of these straight jackets! *Hamtaro, bijou, pashmina, and penelope take everyone out*
Oxnard: *sees sunflower seeds and nuts* FOOD!! *dives in the bag and starts pigging out*
Dexter: *is still eating the carpet*
Pashmina: Dexter! *takes dexter out of straight jacket and carries him to bag of seeds*
Dexter: Yum! This tastes better than carpets
Boss: *snarl* Where are my matches?!
Bijou: Don't you want to eat first?
Boss: *foams at the mouth*
Bijou: o_0; somebody...HELP!!!
Hamtaro: *takes handful of sunflower seeds and waves infront of Boss's face*food...you are hungry......
Boss: *sniffs and eats them, and goes to eat more and returns to nomal, forgetting that he ever went insane*
Everyone eats the sunflower seeds and goes back to normal
Panda: Woah! That was scary!
Maxwell: The most intresting experience that I ever lived!
Boss: I told you I wouldn't go insane!
Hamtaro: I wouldn't count on that! *takes out tape recorder*
Boss: Heke?
*hamtaro plays the tape, which has boss calling bijou an eight legged freak and him chanting fire*
Boss: 0_0;; I went insane?! I don't remember that!
Bijou: :(
Boss: Really! I don't!
Howdy: Well how did that go?! Who would ya say is the most insane here?
Boss: *stares at howdy angrily* YOU! Everyone straight jacket him!
Everyone: Ya!
Howdy: No! No!
*boss tackles howdy and bijou and pashmina straight jacket him*
Howdy: Why are ya doing this?! Can't ya take a joke?!
Hamtaro: The joke's on you Howdy! You're the most insane here!
Maxwell: Only a truely inane person would do such a thing to his friends!
Howdy: I'm sorry! Have mercy!
Boss: Lock him up in here for 3 days you guys! Then he'll get a taste of what it's like!
Everyone else: YA! *they throw him in the cloubhouse and nail up the doors*
Howdy: No wait! Don't go! Aw crud! I've really done it this time!
Hamtaro: Poor Howdy...but he desereved it!:D
THE END! Did you like it? Please review!
Note: This story was for Hamtaro fans who love a good comedy :)
The Finale
Hamtaro: Must.......stay...........sane.........
Bijou: Look at the clouds hamtaro! Look at the clouds! That will stop you from going crazy!
Pashmina: Hey! I have an idea! There's only two sane boys here and two sane girls!
Boss: Ya, so?
Pashmina: Whoever has the most sane hams on their side wins 2/3'ds of the seeds and nuts! We'll split up into girls Vs. Boys teams
Bijou: So it is me and Pashmina against you and Boss
Hamtaro: Ok, deal! We're gonna do this Boss!
Boss: Don't worry! I don't plan on going insane! Those girls will though!
Bijou and Pashmina: We'll see about that!
*bijou and pashmina are talking about stuff and hamtaro decides to join them*
Boss: I wonder what they're talking about? *decides to sneak by and listen*I'll just listen in!
Bijou: And I bought this new blue makeup, and it looks geourgeous on me!
Pashmina: Wow! Maybe I should get some too!
Hamtaro: Ya! *everyone looks at hamtaro* What?! It's not my fault that I don't know about this stuff!
Boss: o_0; Ok, never mind! Anything's better than girly makeup conversations!
Penelope: Ookwee! Ookwee!!*jumping around like crazy*OOKWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
*they go on for hours talking while boss just sits on another side of the room*
Boss: What a bunch of losers! Except bijou that is...
*the girls and Hamtaro have talked about everything they could possibly imagine, so then they just sit there*
Hamtaro: It's still a tie.
Boss: I'm not going insane! I'm the sanest of all of you!
Hamtaro: That's why we're gonna win!
Bijou: We will see about that!
Penelope: Ookwee! *jumps around and smashes into lamp and knocks herself out*
*they sit there for an hour*
Pashmina: Is anyone else here besides me still hungry?
Boss: What do you think einstein?!
Pashmina: Yeesh! No need to get grumpy.
Maxwell: *wakes up* You took my book didn't you?! I know you did! confess!
Cappy: I'm special! I'm the four!
Bijou: Listening to all of our crazy friends in that pile makes me worried!
Boss: We'll be fine, or at least I will
*they sit there for another 2 hours doing and saying nothing in ABSOLUTE silence when suddenly......*
Boss: Shutup!
Hamtaro: What?
Boss: You heard me!
Bijou: But Boss, we never said anything
Boss: Don't give me that you 8 legged freak!
Bijou: 0_0 excuse me?! I am a hamster, not a spider!
Boss: You think you're so smart! You think 8 legs makes you better, but it doesn't! I've got fire on my side! HAHA!
Hamtaro: He's lost it guys!
Pashmina: And he said he wasn't going to go insane!
Hamtaro: *comes with straight jacket* Boss...come here-
Boss: *snarls insanely and starts foaming at the mouth*
Hamtaro: uuuhh...ok, you put it on him! *hands coat to pashmina*
Pashmina: No way!
Hamtaro: But you made this!
Pashmina: But boys always do the dangerous stuff!
Hamtaro: Ladies first!
Bijou: Stop fighting! It will be alright. It's better if he's loose minding his own buisness, than us getting mauled trying to straight jacket him
*boss goes off into a corner and mumbles stuff*
Hamtaro: No doubt about it, he's insane!
Bijou: This means the girls are winning the sanity contest so far. Can you stay sane hamtaro?
Boss: fire fire fire fire
Pashmina: 0_0;; uuuuhh...........guys........
Hamtaro: Let's just sing ok? I love you, you love me, we're-
Pashmina: No! Stop hamtaro! That'll only make us more crazy! Just SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!
Hamtaro: o_0; okay.......
Bijou: Boss is chanting the word 'fire'
Pashmina: That is not a good sign
Penelope: *wakes up* Okwee!
Pashmina: I think Penelope's normal again!
Bijou: That's a relief!
Hamtaro: How many more hours?
Pashmina: I don't think i'm gonna make it
Hamtaro: I have a good game in mind
Bijou: What?
Hamtaro: *looks over at boss*
Pashmina: Oh no! Not that!
Hamtaro: C'mon! I can't do this alone! And we can't just leave Boss there! Who know's what he'll do next?! Now who's got the straight jacket?
Bijou: I'm right behind you!
Hamtaro: Penelope, you go distract him!
Penelope: Ookwee! *runs over towards Boss and starts jumping up and down*ookwee! ookwee! ookwee!ookwee!
Boss: fire fire fire fire fire
Penelope: _ OOKWEE!!!
Boss: FIRE!!! MWA HA HA HAAA!!!!!*runs after Penelope*
Hamtaro: Don't let him get to the matches or Penelope!
Pashmina: *just stands there cheering on hamtaro, penelope and bijou*
*Boss is running after Penelope when Maxwell's foot sticks out of the insane pile of hamhams ,tripping Boss*
Hamtaro: Wow! that was perfect! *holds boss down while bijou puts straight jacket on*
Pashmina: Yay! You did it!
Hamtaro: Thanks Maxwell!
Maxwell: He took my book! No one gets away with that!
Hamtaro: -_-; no one took your book Maxwell
Boss:*foaming at the mouth* I'd sure like to burn his book! hahahaa!!!
Dexter: *is doing 'the worm' move in his straight jacket* I am a worm! I eat dirt!
Cappy: I are 4!
Boss: I are INSANE! Fire is FUN!!
Sandy: Can someone please remind me WHY i'm in this pile?
Hamtaro: Let's play soccer! We've got a lantuern for light. And we got a ball, right?
Pashmina: Ya, I guess
Bijou: I do not want to get all dirty
Hamtaro: C'mon! it'll be fun!
Pashmina: Well.....ok
Hamtaro: Me and Bijou against pashmina and penelope!
Pashmina: I'll be the goalie. you can be the foward
Penelope: Ookwee!
Hamtaro: I'll be forward
Bijou: ok
*they start playing soccer*
Boss: Man, wish I could play!
Cappy: You can play with me! *nudges Boss with his nose* Tag! You're it!
Boss: Just shutup or i'll burn you!
Cappy: ._.
Hamtaro: *trips and lands on penelope*
Penelope: o_0;Ookwee!
Pashmina: You're squashed penelope, hamtaro!
Hamtaro: She's ok! I don't think she broke anything!
Pashmina: YOU KILLED PENELOPE!!!
Hamtaro: No I didn't! Look! She's getting up! She'll be ok!
Pashmina: *lunges at hamtaro and they start fighting*
Bijou: Stop! This will not solve anything! Oh when will this end?!
*the door suddenly opens, and howdy is seen with a large bag of sunflower seeds, acorns, walnuts, and stuff*
Howdy: Well congrats to you three! You were this close to losing it, but you managed to hang on 1 minute longer!
*Hamtaro and Pashmina stop fighting* Huh?
Penelope: Ookwee.........
Bijou: Does this mean it's over?
Howdy: Yes it does! And you win the sunflower seeds!
Pashmina: Ha! The girls had the most sane people on their side, so we win the sunflower seeds!
Hamtaro: Aaw.....but that's not fair. there's more boys than there are girls in the clubhouse!
Bijou: A deal is a deal Hamtaro!
Sandy: Why not share the 2/3rd's we won to the boys? There are more boys than girls, and they're just as hungry as we girls are!
Pashmina: 0_0; Sandy! You're normal again!
Sandy: Ya, I fell asleep and I felt normal again!
Hamtaro: Yay! Thanks Sandy! Now let's get our friends out of these straight jackets! *Hamtaro, bijou, pashmina, and penelope take everyone out*
Oxnard: *sees sunflower seeds and nuts* FOOD!! *dives in the bag and starts pigging out*
Dexter: *is still eating the carpet*
Pashmina: Dexter! *takes dexter out of straight jacket and carries him to bag of seeds*
Dexter: Yum! This tastes better than carpets
Boss: *snarl* Where are my matches?!
Bijou: Don't you want to eat first?
Boss: *foams at the mouth*
Bijou: o_0; somebody...HELP!!!
Hamtaro: *takes handful of sunflower seeds and waves infront of Boss's face*food...you are hungry......
Boss: *sniffs and eats them, and goes to eat more and returns to nomal, forgetting that he ever went insane*
Everyone eats the sunflower seeds and goes back to normal
Panda: Woah! That was scary!
Maxwell: The most intresting experience that I ever lived!
Boss: I told you I wouldn't go insane!
Hamtaro: I wouldn't count on that! *takes out tape recorder*
Boss: Heke?
*hamtaro plays the tape, which has boss calling bijou an eight legged freak and him chanting fire*
Boss: 0_0;; I went insane?! I don't remember that!
Bijou: :(
Boss: Really! I don't!
Howdy: Well how did that go?! Who would ya say is the most insane here?
Boss: *stares at howdy angrily* YOU! Everyone straight jacket him!
Everyone: Ya!
Howdy: No! No!
*boss tackles howdy and bijou and pashmina straight jacket him*
Howdy: Why are ya doing this?! Can't ya take a joke?!
Hamtaro: The joke's on you Howdy! You're the most insane here!
Maxwell: Only a truely inane person would do such a thing to his friends!
Howdy: I'm sorry! Have mercy!
Boss: Lock him up in here for 3 days you guys! Then he'll get a taste of what it's like!
Everyone else: YA! *they throw him in the cloubhouse and nail up the doors*
Howdy: No wait! Don't go! Aw crud! I've really done it this time!
Hamtaro: Poor Howdy...but he desereved it!:D
THE END! Did you like it? Please review!
Note: This story was for Hamtaro fans who love a good comedy :)