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Disclaimer: I really don't own 'Gilmore girls'. I don't even own the title, I got it from that one line in 'Let the Games Begin'.

Rating: PG-13

Chapter Three: Did I Mention I'm Happy?

It happened. I knew it would, but…did I mention I'm happy? I'm incredibly happy. And if you haven't already guessed Shane broke up with Jess.

It's all around town, no one particularly in it, but it still managed to get from the mouth of Shane to the ears of me.

The story behind the break up is even funnier than the whole thing. Shane began to cry, because she was considerate of Jess's feelings, and she apologized numerous times before she told him his feelings for her were too much, and she left, leaving Luke, Jess, and the whole diner incredibly confused.

I saw her about an hour after it happened she was walking around sadly dragging her feet along the asphalt. I kind of feel sorry for her. That moment has since passed.

"So, did you hear?" Mom asked over her Cosmopolitan magazine.

"Hear what?" I asked over my copy of the Lord Of The Flies.

"Shane and Jess." Mom replied. I shuddered. Those two names should really never be featured in the same sentence together.

"Um…no." I lied.

"They broke up." Mom said, before turning a page.

"Oh." I said, quietly. "Where did hear that?" I also turned a page.

"Miss Patty. Poor Jess." She said.

"Poor Jess, he was just dumped by his girlfriend? Or, poor Jess, Miss Patty offered to 'cheer him up' since he's now officially single?" I questioned, slightly amused.

"The second one." Mom replied, not looking up.

I chuckled softly and made a mental note to warn Jess in the near future. On the other hand, he was kind of an ass when I got back from Washington. Maybe that warning can wait.

"Hunk of the month?" I asked, breaking the comfortable silence.

"Scott Foley." Mom replied.

"Hmm." I mumbled. "Future Gilmore potential?"

"None. He's already married." And if that wasn't enough she added, "to Jennifer Garner."

"Aw, come on. You're not talking like a true Gilmore." I said. Mom thought about this for a second, and smiled at me. "Future Gilmore potential."

"Ten. He likes long fingers." She said, waggling her fingers in the air.

I smiled, and quickly began absorbed in my book.

"Uh, uh, uh, drum roll for the bed time astrologer." Mom told me.

I sighed, and gave her my attention.

Mom cleared her throat and read. "After an sudden change in your life, you may embark on something or someone that is new and exciting, and you never know that 'new and exciting' thing could come knocking right at your door." Mom stared at the page for a minute, and shrugged.

A sudden knock at the door made me jump right out of my skin.

Mom looked at me. "You do realize that being at the door could actually tell your fate." I looked at her for a second and realized she was right. I gulped and headed toward the door.

Authors Note: Okay, so I know you hate me. You know what, I'd really pretty hate me too, but I really need reviews, so please review! Please! And sorry for the shortness of this chapter, I'm planning on writing another chapter which I will not post until you give me reviews, and you know more than five, guys, please.

And so you already know this as a literati story, you're probably wondering what I'm going to do with Dean. Well, I'm not going to make him EVIL, (duh, he already his), or an axe murderer, or the weirdo who keeps hanging around. I'm going to make him the incredible boring guy who hasn't got a clue.

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