Boss stared into Dark Ham's stunning brown eyes. "You look
familiar...just the eyes look very familiar..."
"As I said, you don't know me," Dark Ham retorted. "I told you, now believe!"
"I wouldn't ever put my trust into you, you little liar," Boss returned. "And I know exactly who you are."
Caitlin looked up into Boss's brown eyes, then looked into Dark Ham's brown eyes. "It is familiar," Caitlin announced. "It's obvious just by your eyes that you're-"
"Shut up, you little brat!" Dark Ham demanded. "Whoever took you into this conversation!"
Boss steamed up and demanded, "You better never tell my girlfriend that she's a little brat anymore 'cause you're the little brat that never gets what he wants and never makes up his mind, Mr. I'm-So-Gay-That-I'm- Going-to-Try-to-Scare-the-Ham-Hams!"
Caitlin continued, "As I was saying...eh, I think Boss already has read my mind!"
Boss smiled and knew of one thing to say. "What time is it?" he inquired.
Dark Ham returned, "What time do you think it is?"
"Twelve o'clock," Boss answered, ready for the next move, which he predicted.
Dark Ham raised his paw in a slapping manner, but he quickly took it back and muttered, "He's smart, but not as smart as me. Nice try, Mr. At- Least-I-Don't-Have-A-Green-Face!"
Boss retorted, "Well, how 'bout this...what does Mike keep in the top drawer in his bedroom?"
"A picture of Stella!" Dark Ham responded but quickly regretted it.
"Even I didn't know that," Caitlin remarked.
Star Light looked into Dark Ham's eyes. "You really do?" she questioned. "Oh, you are so sweet, Mikey Wikey! I love you!"
Boss looked down at Caitlin and burst out laughing. "Then that means the so-called 'Dark Ham' is actually just dumb, old Mike," he laughed.
Mike growled, "At least I'm not surrounded by the Bad Hams in the dark."
"What?!" Caitlin shouted. "Who?! Me?! NO!!!"
"Eh...," Stella mumbled.
"I'm going now," Boss murmured as he still held Caitlin in his paws. He turned around and walked away and burst out laughing...
"As I said, you don't know me," Dark Ham retorted. "I told you, now believe!"
"I wouldn't ever put my trust into you, you little liar," Boss returned. "And I know exactly who you are."
Caitlin looked up into Boss's brown eyes, then looked into Dark Ham's brown eyes. "It is familiar," Caitlin announced. "It's obvious just by your eyes that you're-"
"Shut up, you little brat!" Dark Ham demanded. "Whoever took you into this conversation!"
Boss steamed up and demanded, "You better never tell my girlfriend that she's a little brat anymore 'cause you're the little brat that never gets what he wants and never makes up his mind, Mr. I'm-So-Gay-That-I'm- Going-to-Try-to-Scare-the-Ham-Hams!"
Caitlin continued, "As I was saying...eh, I think Boss already has read my mind!"
Boss smiled and knew of one thing to say. "What time is it?" he inquired.
Dark Ham returned, "What time do you think it is?"
"Twelve o'clock," Boss answered, ready for the next move, which he predicted.
Dark Ham raised his paw in a slapping manner, but he quickly took it back and muttered, "He's smart, but not as smart as me. Nice try, Mr. At- Least-I-Don't-Have-A-Green-Face!"
Boss retorted, "Well, how 'bout this...what does Mike keep in the top drawer in his bedroom?"
"A picture of Stella!" Dark Ham responded but quickly regretted it.
"Even I didn't know that," Caitlin remarked.
Star Light looked into Dark Ham's eyes. "You really do?" she questioned. "Oh, you are so sweet, Mikey Wikey! I love you!"
Boss looked down at Caitlin and burst out laughing. "Then that means the so-called 'Dark Ham' is actually just dumb, old Mike," he laughed.
Mike growled, "At least I'm not surrounded by the Bad Hams in the dark."
"What?!" Caitlin shouted. "Who?! Me?! NO!!!"
"Eh...," Stella mumbled.
"I'm going now," Boss murmured as he still held Caitlin in his paws. He turned around and walked away and burst out laughing...