The Sakura Bunny Show
Announcer Guy: Welcome to the Sakura Bunny! Now here's your host Sakur-
Tomoyo: Hostess!*throws a tomato at the announcer guy*
Announcer Guy: (()) fine! Here's your Hostess Sakura Bunny! *cough* and Kawaii and Dark Sakura bunny.
SB:* opens a frilly pink door and walks onto the stage* Hello Everybody! Welcome to the Sakura bunny Show!*sits down on the chair*
KSB:*pulls Dark by the hair out onto the stage*
DSB: *says bad words in Japanese*
SB: Today we have three new special guests first one is Misty!!!!!
Misty: *Walks out onto the stage*hi Sakura Bunny. and you two.*sits on chair by Sakura bunny*
SB: SO misty about your relationship with Ash.
Misty: *blushes*WE DIDN'T SHARE A ROOM IN A HOTEL LAST WEEK AND HE DIFENTLY DIDN'T CALL ME BEAUTIFUL EATHIER!!!
SB: o.o so I can see you two are in love
Misty:*Blushes* well..*fiddles with fingers* is that ok?
KSB: sure! Ash is HOT!!!!
Misty: LAY OFF MY MAN!!!!
KSB: I was...just kidding
Misty: oh...kay!
DSB: How come your clothes are lame?
Misty: because my sisters never bought me good clothes...*tears well up in eyes* *sniff*
SB: That wasn't very nice Dark!!!!
DSB: I know! That's why I asked her!
KSB: don't be sad Misty, Ash thinks your clothes are prettyful
Misty: you think so?
SB: YUPP
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Commercial 1
Knives:*sits down in a chair looking at the menu*
SB: *dressed up in pink waitress outfit* May I take your order n.n
Knives: Trigun puffs
SB: Trigun puffs what are troughs?*scratches head*
Knives: I WANT TRIGUN PUFFS!!!!!!!!!!*points gun at Sakura Bunny*
SB: *nervous smile* here..heh.*holds out a bowl of blue puff cereal*
Knives: Finally Wrench!*starts to eat*
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Commercial 2
People: What would you do ooo ooo for a Kenshin Bar?
Person: Dark Sakura Bunny would you tell Sakura Bunny you love her?
DSB: NO WAY!!! I HATE SAKURA BUNNY!!! Especially the fact that she's MY INCARNATION!!!
Person: I have a Kenshin bar delicious ice cream dipped in rich chocolate.
DSB: Well. I do love my Sister even though she frilly and pink.
People: What would you do ooo ooo for a Kenshin bar?
*DSB tells SB that she loves her and they hug but DSB has this really disgusted look on her face *
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SB: Welcome back to The Sakura Bunny show!!!
DSB: Our next guest is.
KSB: KENSHIN!!!!!!
SB: ooooookkkkaaaaayyyy
Kenshin: *walks out onto the stage and sits down by SB* hi
DSB: hi
KSB: HHIIIIII!!!!
SB: so Kenshin. why don't you kill Karou?
Kenshin: *blushes* well she's really nice and let me stay in her.uh. thing I forgot what you call it that I did
KSB: how come you that you should or that I know or that I-
DSB: WE GET THE POINT!!!!
Kenshin: dunno
DSB: why are you a red head?
Kenshin: because that's my hair color.
SB: Are your eyes purple or gold?
Kenshin:.
KSB: This is boring! Commercial!!!!(SORRY I REALY DON'T WACTH RUROUNI KENSHIN SO YEAH!!!!)
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Commercial 3
Yamato: Try my new Yama pops!*holds up a Sucker that looks like Yamato*
KSB: *eats one* mmmm..Yama pops are the best! I'll take 50!!!
SB: I'LL TAKE 100!
DSB: I'LL TAKE 2,000!!!!!!
*Music comes on*
SB, KSB, &DSB: *singing* Yama pops oh Yama pops they make you taste buds go 'wow'! Yama pops Yama pops They come in pink, green, red, orange, and Blue!
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Commercial 4
Belldandy: Do YOU want your fortune told? Do you want to see if Your lover is cheating on you? Do you want to now if you little sister is a lesbian? Then phone me! The number is 1-800-259-678-000
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KSB: WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!!
SB: Baka
DSB: Next Guest is Sakura From Card Captor Sakura!!!!
Sakura: *walks out on stage and sits down by Sakura Bunny*
SB: Hi!
Sakura: hi
SB: SO! Sakura do you really like Syaoran off camera?
Sakura: HECK YEAH!!!! HE'S HOT!!!!
KSB: AND HE'S MINE!!!!
Sakura: excuse me! Your not the one who works with him!
KSB: so I'm way more prettier than you so *sticks tongue out at Sakura*
DSB: SO Sakura do you think Tomoyo's outfits are stupid? Because I DO!!!
Sakura: well she's DID put a lot of effort into them so I HAVE TO LIKE THEM!!!
KSB: THERE BEAUTIFUL OUTFITS!!!!
DSB: ARE NOT!!!
KSB: ARE TO!!!
DSB: ARE NOT!!!
KSB: ARE TO!!!
DSB: ARE NOT!!!
KSB: ARE TO!!!
DSB: ARE NOT!!!
KSB: ARE TO!!!
SB: DAMMARE!!!!(SHUT UP!!!!)
Sakura: Do they always fight like that?
SB: Yes. It's annoying!
Sakura: I hate them there dorks!
DSB: *fire in eyes* I'm NOT A DORK!!!!*Pulls Sakura's hair*
Sakura:*hair falls out and it's a wig*AH!!!!*long blue hair falls out of a bun*
SB: surprising twist!
Sakura: EEK!!!*runs off stage*
SB:well. see you next time on The Sakura Bunny Show!
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Oh.and next episode our guests are going to be:
Skuld
Izzy
Shesshomaru
Ja Ne!
Announcer Guy: Welcome to the Sakura Bunny! Now here's your host Sakur-
Tomoyo: Hostess!*throws a tomato at the announcer guy*
Announcer Guy: (()) fine! Here's your Hostess Sakura Bunny! *cough* and Kawaii and Dark Sakura bunny.
SB:* opens a frilly pink door and walks onto the stage* Hello Everybody! Welcome to the Sakura bunny Show!*sits down on the chair*
KSB:*pulls Dark by the hair out onto the stage*
DSB: *says bad words in Japanese*
SB: Today we have three new special guests first one is Misty!!!!!
Misty: *Walks out onto the stage*hi Sakura Bunny. and you two.*sits on chair by Sakura bunny*
SB: SO misty about your relationship with Ash.
Misty: *blushes*WE DIDN'T SHARE A ROOM IN A HOTEL LAST WEEK AND HE DIFENTLY DIDN'T CALL ME BEAUTIFUL EATHIER!!!
SB: o.o so I can see you two are in love
Misty:*Blushes* well..*fiddles with fingers* is that ok?
KSB: sure! Ash is HOT!!!!
Misty: LAY OFF MY MAN!!!!
KSB: I was...just kidding
Misty: oh...kay!
DSB: How come your clothes are lame?
Misty: because my sisters never bought me good clothes...*tears well up in eyes* *sniff*
SB: That wasn't very nice Dark!!!!
DSB: I know! That's why I asked her!
KSB: don't be sad Misty, Ash thinks your clothes are prettyful
Misty: you think so?
SB: YUPP
~*~*~*~*~
Commercial 1
Knives:*sits down in a chair looking at the menu*
SB: *dressed up in pink waitress outfit* May I take your order n.n
Knives: Trigun puffs
SB: Trigun puffs what are troughs?*scratches head*
Knives: I WANT TRIGUN PUFFS!!!!!!!!!!*points gun at Sakura Bunny*
SB: *nervous smile* here..heh.*holds out a bowl of blue puff cereal*
Knives: Finally Wrench!*starts to eat*
~*~*~*~*~
Commercial 2
People: What would you do ooo ooo for a Kenshin Bar?
Person: Dark Sakura Bunny would you tell Sakura Bunny you love her?
DSB: NO WAY!!! I HATE SAKURA BUNNY!!! Especially the fact that she's MY INCARNATION!!!
Person: I have a Kenshin bar delicious ice cream dipped in rich chocolate.
DSB: Well. I do love my Sister even though she frilly and pink.
People: What would you do ooo ooo for a Kenshin bar?
*DSB tells SB that she loves her and they hug but DSB has this really disgusted look on her face *
~*~*~*~*~
SB: Welcome back to The Sakura Bunny show!!!
DSB: Our next guest is.
KSB: KENSHIN!!!!!!
SB: ooooookkkkaaaaayyyy
Kenshin: *walks out onto the stage and sits down by SB* hi
DSB: hi
KSB: HHIIIIII!!!!
SB: so Kenshin. why don't you kill Karou?
Kenshin: *blushes* well she's really nice and let me stay in her.uh. thing I forgot what you call it that I did
KSB: how come you that you should or that I know or that I-
DSB: WE GET THE POINT!!!!
Kenshin: dunno
DSB: why are you a red head?
Kenshin: because that's my hair color.
SB: Are your eyes purple or gold?
Kenshin:.
KSB: This is boring! Commercial!!!!(SORRY I REALY DON'T WACTH RUROUNI KENSHIN SO YEAH!!!!)
~*~*~*~*~
Commercial 3
Yamato: Try my new Yama pops!*holds up a Sucker that looks like Yamato*
KSB: *eats one* mmmm..Yama pops are the best! I'll take 50!!!
SB: I'LL TAKE 100!
DSB: I'LL TAKE 2,000!!!!!!
*Music comes on*
SB, KSB, &DSB: *singing* Yama pops oh Yama pops they make you taste buds go 'wow'! Yama pops Yama pops They come in pink, green, red, orange, and Blue!
~*~*~*~*~
Commercial 4
Belldandy: Do YOU want your fortune told? Do you want to see if Your lover is cheating on you? Do you want to now if you little sister is a lesbian? Then phone me! The number is 1-800-259-678-000
~*~*~*~*~
KSB: WELCOME BACK!!!!!!!!
SB: Baka
DSB: Next Guest is Sakura From Card Captor Sakura!!!!
Sakura: *walks out on stage and sits down by Sakura Bunny*
SB: Hi!
Sakura: hi
SB: SO! Sakura do you really like Syaoran off camera?
Sakura: HECK YEAH!!!! HE'S HOT!!!!
KSB: AND HE'S MINE!!!!
Sakura: excuse me! Your not the one who works with him!
KSB: so I'm way more prettier than you so *sticks tongue out at Sakura*
DSB: SO Sakura do you think Tomoyo's outfits are stupid? Because I DO!!!
Sakura: well she's DID put a lot of effort into them so I HAVE TO LIKE THEM!!!
KSB: THERE BEAUTIFUL OUTFITS!!!!
DSB: ARE NOT!!!
KSB: ARE TO!!!
DSB: ARE NOT!!!
KSB: ARE TO!!!
DSB: ARE NOT!!!
KSB: ARE TO!!!
DSB: ARE NOT!!!
KSB: ARE TO!!!
SB: DAMMARE!!!!(SHUT UP!!!!)
Sakura: Do they always fight like that?
SB: Yes. It's annoying!
Sakura: I hate them there dorks!
DSB: *fire in eyes* I'm NOT A DORK!!!!*Pulls Sakura's hair*
Sakura:*hair falls out and it's a wig*AH!!!!*long blue hair falls out of a bun*
SB: surprising twist!
Sakura: EEK!!!*runs off stage*
SB:well. see you next time on The Sakura Bunny Show!
~*~*~*~*~
continue? Delete?
Oh.and next episode our guests are going to be:
Skuld
Izzy
Shesshomaru
Ja Ne!