Spring break: DBZ Style:

A/N: Don't OWN DB/Z/GT! Nope! Got inspired by the movie (Eastern) it's rated R though! It does give a great view of spring break! Saw Spring break episode on Simpson similar too! 'Nuff blabbering time to party!! Dark Videl out!! P.S. Email what-knots at Ssfidel@aol.com and don't forget to review too!

Rating: PG-13 and may be a few limes!

Other things: Romance/OCC/OC/ Humor!

A----Notes:

1.) This takes place from Midnight Angel: this is another story not a sequel!!! JUST the same characters! The promise 'Spring Break' chappie!

2.) Vegeta's Videl's uncle!!! (See that coming? I think it's cool! Videl's referred to the FEMALE version of Vegeta! And Vegeta the male version of either Videl or Chichi!)

3.) Evegeta premiers (Already premiered in Saiyan reunion) she's Vegeta's younger sister! MINE!

4.) Kegeta— Evegeta's twin brother! MINE!

5.) Tori: Videl's big brother by about six years! MINE!

6.) Serenity: Videl's older sister by about four years! MINE!

7.) Sora: (She'll show her personality and who she is! Don't wanna ruin it) MINE!

8.) More characters soon! MINE!

B----Notes lots of ages but some may not be the REAL age in DBZ! I wasn't sure for Videl and Gohan!

(Videl's either one to three years about from Gohan where Gohan it's confusing with the time chamber adding a year and so I'll stop yapping)

1.) Videl's 19

2.) Gohan's 20

3.) Mai's 18

4.) Erasa's 19 ½

5.) Sharpner's 21

6.) Angela's 19

7.) Lime's 19 ¾

I'll add more as we go along! Tell a pal or another person to come and check out my fanfic and review with you!!!

Summary:

The gang from Mid-night Angel's gone to Spring Vacation!

Wet T-shirt parties! Lookie!

Flashing! Cover your eyes!

Thongs! RUN!

Swimsuit contests! Winner!

Beer? Drunk!

Smoking? Yuck!

Mating? Whoo-ha-ba-huba!

Vegeta's laws take in control for them!

It's gonna be one llllooooonnnnngggg and spicy break!

It's gonna get wild!!!

~Son's House~

"Oh my! My baby's all grown up!!!" Chichi wept.

"Yeah…uhm mom" Gohan blushed as Chichi nearly hugged him dry. "Uh…mom…mom"

"Dear he's blue" Mrs. Briefs gasped.

"Opps!" Chichi let Gohan go. "Just be careful! NOTHING reckless! And TRY to bring a girl home!"

"I'll insure that! Erasa's bringing a friend that just moved back from private school" Mai winked.

She's Gohan's cuz! She has short neatly cut chest-nut hair, and she wore sunglasses over her honey-colored eyes.

She wore blue shorts and a green mini shirt with a heart broken into two that read 'I'll shatter your dreams if you get TOO close boo-boo!'

"Ooohhh! Liking it! Liking it!" Chichi beamed.

"MOOMMMMM!" Gohan groaned.

"Gohan here" Bulma whispered handing him 'protection' "Take it from me kids get wild!"

"Thanks Bulma but I got lots" he whispered back which made her yes wider than her face "No! No! I didn't me that"

"O-k" she winked.

"NO! Everyone gave me twenty of them! Dad, Mai, Krillian, Tein, Vegeta and EVEN Piccolo AND Roshi! And the HUMILIATING part is that GOTEN, TRUNKS, AND MARRON NOT ONE, not TWO BUT GAVE ME THIRTY!! I'M NOT FREAKING HORNY PEOPLE!!!!!" he yelled.

He blushed crimson as the room grew silence, ALL eyes where glue on HIM!!!!

"That was dramatic" Mai nodded.

Gohan slipped on his shoelace and fell face first.

"And THAT was pathetic!" she muttered.

"Totally" Gohan grumbled.

"Well let's get a move on it!!! We gotta meet Erasa and Sharpner!!" Mai exclaimed her hands firmly on her hips.

"Sorry! Coming" he placed all the capsules of his food, clothing, 'Protection' and etc. in his Dino capsule case.

Mai sighed as she and did the same.

After saying their good-byes, Gohan took flight with Mai (She can fly!! Who can't?)

"Oh I hope they'll be ok" Bulma sighed.

"OK? WHO CARES!!! I WANT MY 500 GRANDKIDS!!!!" Chichi yelled after Gohan.

"*She MUST BE JOKING!!!*"

"AM NNNOOOTTT! YOU HEAR ME GOHAN? 500 OR DON'T EVEN THINK OF RETURNING!! ATLEAST ONE FOR MEMBERSHIP FOR NOW!!!"

Everyone eyes where opened slightly sweat-dropping.

"*Poor, poor, POOR Chichi!*" Bulma shook her head. "* Sometimes I worry for you…WHAT AM I SAYING? I'M WORRIED FOR GOHAN WHEN HE COMES HOME EITHER NON-VIRGIN OR A FATHER!!! SHOULD I BUY THEM A CRIB OR*"

~Car ~

The six cruised in Erasa's new wheels.

"Ten bottles of bar on the wall ten bottles of beer you take one down" Erasa sang.

Mai looked at the scenery of Ginger City below the jet-car. They had 455676 miles to go to reach Lavender Valley beach!

She placed a hand upon her cheek (FACE PERVS) and leaned against the side.

All their hairs below widely in the wind.

The music was boring…nothing on but Erasa's sing of 'bottles of bar on the wall'

"One bottle of beer on the wall! One bottle of beer! Take that down and no more beer on the wall" she giggled.

"Oh THAT YOU KAMI IT'S A MIRACLE!!!" Sharpner exclaimed of joy and nearly fell out of the car.

"OOHHHHHH! Ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall"

Everyone groaned. It's been Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall for 687609 TIMES ALREADY!!

"I SWEAR I'LL JUMP! I'LL DO IT!!!"

"Oh KMAI HE'LL HURT HIMSLEF!!! SOMEONE STOP HIM" Angela screamed.

"I'm jumping!!" Sharpner jumped off the tissue box.

"AAAHHHUUAA! THE HORRIDNESS! THE PAIN!!!!" Angela gasped dramatically.

Everyone lese besides the two sweat-dropped.

"So where's this new chick Erasa's?" Sharpner relaxed and sat in his seat.

"Oh yeah! She's gonna be at Auburn City! Didn't I tell 'ya guys? " Erasa answered looking in the rear mirror.

They shook their heads 'no'!

"Opps! Sorry about that! Where almost there! We got about 65 miles left! You can see the city over the horizon!"

~56 miles~

"Wow! This place looks like Satan City" Mai gasped looking interested than 56 miles back.

"Duh silly! Where in Satan City" Erasa giggled.

"WHAT? HOW CAN THAT BE?!!!!"

"Duh! I went in a circle and forgot the map" she stuck out her tongue.

"ERASA!!!" Gohan yelled.

"THIS IS NOT THE TIME" Mai snapped at Erasa.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN CIRCLE???" Angela yelled.

"WHAT THE H*LL DO YOU MEAN WOMAN?" Lime yelled.

"YOU BUMBLING IDOIT HOW COULD YOU?--" Sharpner yelled.

"Kidding guys!"

"No really what's a circle?" Angela blinked.

They all laughed.

"*I'm NOT JOKING!!!! I NEVER WENT TO SCHOOL 'TILL THIRD GRADE!!!*"

"I may not get the BEST grades around but I ACE DRIVING WITH FLYING COLORSSS! And REALLY I'm not THAT stupid now am I?"

"…" Gohan replied looking at a magazine cover.

"Uhm" Mai looked about.

"Well…" Angela said.

Lime coughed a bit and pulled on her CD-player.

"Huh? Run that by me again" Sharpner blinked.

"Well where near her house…" Erasa said.

"Wow! Auburn City looks like EVERYTHING'S MADE OUTTA GOLD! For royalty!" Angela's eyes gleamed.

Mai turned and faced Gohan who sat in the back seat beside Sharpner and Angela.

(Seats: 8)

Diagram: Roughly and Simple:

E-L-M-(Empty Seat)

A-G-(Empty Seat)-S

"We better tell Veggie about here" Mai giggled to Gohan.

Gohan nodded.

"Is he hot?" Sharpner asked.

"WWWWWWEEEEELLLLLL" Erasa sang putting a finger on her chin smirking though un-seen.

She wanted Sharpner for HERSELF!

She didn't WANT to be selfish or mean…

But her friend was well---Smarter, bigger bust (Chest), taller, thinner, well she was competition when SHE wanted Sharpner!

She had an idea!!!

She'll put Videl with Gohan and let nature take it's perfect she decided!

"Well?" Sharpner asked with hope in his eyes.

"Uhm…no she's not"

"Oh…..oh ok" he slumped in his chair.

"Don't worry Sharpner there's PLENTY of GIRLS eh-ham in the sea" she gestured to herself but Sharpner sulked more.

~Moments later…~

Sharpner started to cry and started to talk hysterical jumpy.

"I think the guy finally cracked" Angela sated as she blew on her newly painted indigo nails.

"You JUST noticed THAT?" Everyone looked at hr surprised.

"He's always been el loco!" Mai said with her Spanish (Esponal) accent said waving her hand.

The car started to sow down to the fanciest house in the WHOLE city.

"Hey there Videl" Erasa giggled and waved to the figure standing on the porch.

"WOW! SHE'S REALLY HOT…I mean…uhm" Gohan blushed at his outburst and everyone staring at him.

"THE BABES! THE HOT BABES! I'M DONE FOR! RUINED! I'LL NEVER EVERY SEE ONE AND---" Sharpner's jaws dropped seeing Videl.

She was an angel…a perfectly HOT angel.

"*I THOUGHT SHE WASN'T HOT!!!*" he thought angrily then fixed his collar coolly and put on his shades with a smirk.

~Capsule Corps~

"SHUT THE F*CK UP ONNA!! I GET IT!!!" Vegeta yelled.

"Oh my" Launch gasped and covered Goten's ears, who covered Trunks' who covered the stud Marron's.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY SHORTY?"

"I SAID"

"I HEARD YOU STUPID!!!"

"*I WONDER WHOSE GONNA WIN!!*: rolls eyes: one hundred zeni it's Bulma gonna win" Krillian said.

"YOUR ON" Goku nodded.

"*HOW JUVENILE CAN THEY BE? THIS IS SO DISGRACEFUL!*" Eighteen thought rolling her eyes now.

"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME DO? SLEEP WITH KAKORAT THE SNORKY?"

"HEY I RESENT BEING CALLED SNORKY!!" Goku said.

"OR BETTER YET WOMAN DRESS ME UP IN A DRESS NO A BIKINI AND A TUTU AND PRANCE AROUND LIKE SOME JACK A**?"

"THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA!" Bulma smiled and took out her portable beauty shop (REALLY MORE OF A MALL!)

The lights!

The sounds!

Everyone gasped with WIDE eyes.

"My latest invention! Bulma's shopping spree mall © (MINE)! Available in ANY super city wit fashion near you" And at the top an ad with Bulma winking and says 'fashion passion ©' (MINE)

"Well I'll be darn" Krillian blinked. He blinked out of his stupor "Pay up pal"

Goku nodded and handed him a card. "My card sir"

"Hum?"

It read:

SUCKER!

One hundred zeni in underwear for ladies!

40 % off

Yukai's naughty shack © (MINE I am SO bad!)

Krillian blushed. "Goku what the--"

"Whoops! That's for Oolong" he laughed and handed it to the excited pig.

"I'm going now" he chimed and ran off and dressed like a brown haired woman with Roshi right behind him.

"WAIT YOU SEXY THING YOU!!"

"ROSHI! IT'S ME! OOLONG! YOUR PERVERTED SIDE-KICK! ME!!! OOOLLLLLOOOONNNNGGGG!!!! AAAHUHAAA!" he ran faster from Roshi and the two vanished from view of the horizon.

Eighteen looked titling her head to the side sweat dropping as she leaned against the door-frame.

"*How PATHETIC!*" Eighteen thought with a sigh. "MEN! UGH!!!*"

Toonami dude: Review Rose Petals under Dark Videl...now stay reading Spring Break: DBZ Style!

~Auburn City~

"Well HEL-LO you HOT and SPICY dish YOU!!!" Sharpner purred.

"Hello" Videl said sweat-dropping. "*What kind of perv is HE?*"

"Don't mind Sharpner he's ALWAYS like THIS! But we like him anyways!" Mai giggled.

Videl blinked. "Uhm"

"Oh yeah! I'm Mai Saccharine Gyuumaou (OX-King)! That's Lime" Mai gestured to Lime.

Lime looked up and pulled her CD-Player away "Oh hey! Name's Lime Emerald Green!" she waved with a smile.

"Nice to meet you"

"Sharpner Razor Pencil a.k.a. Love Doctor" he purred.

"Uh…y-yeah" Videl said nervously.

"And mine's Erasa Clarity Rubbers as you know" Erasa said.

"Gohan Einstein Son" Gohan blushed.

"Hum?" Everyone looked at him.

"Don't ask" he muttered blushing more.

"Hey there cutie!" she smirked and winked and the demi-saiyan.

"Angela Burgundy Vulgar" Angela turned the page of her magazine.

"Hi I guess" Videl said.

"Yeah sure" Angela turned the page on her book.

"Uh-huh""Oh yeah! I'm Videl Anastasia Satan!"

"Hum?" Angela looked up from her magazine.

"YOUR Hercule's kid?" Mai gasped and blinked in disbelief until Videl nodded then Mai smirked. "Ironic" Mai giggled... Videl was about to ask how it was when…

"WAIT A SECOND! WAIT A SECOND" Angela said.

"What?" they all asked.

"Nothing! I just wanted to be center of attention that's all" she waved her hands up and down.

"Uh…yeah so nice to meet you all!"

"Hope it Videl! We gotta jet!" Erasa called.

"Ok!" she nodded.

"Sit anywhere" Lime smiled "We got a seat by me and a seat by--" she didn't finish because Videl had already sat next to Gohan clinging onto him.

"Wow! That was major fast!" Lime giggled.

Mai blinked. "*Is SHE a saiyan?*"

Sharpner grunted.

Nerd boy got the babe? He got all the females with out trying!

What was it?

The hair?

The eyes?

The---INNOCENCE!!!! That's it!

He smirked satisfied. "*I FIGURED OUT 'YA SECRET NERDS! NOW ALL THE BABES WORLD-WIDE, UNIVERSAL RADIUS SHALL BELONG…TO ME" he clacked aloud as everyone slotted away from him afraid.

"NEXT STOP LAVANDER CITY!!!" Erasa chimed.

"YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH!" they cheered and the jet-car rose into the horizon head.

{Smack}

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF THOSE!!!" Videl snapped.

Sharpner groaned…………………………………………………………….TO BE CONT…………………………………R&R!

Next Chapter:

Vegeta: I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS! I NORMALLY DON'T!

Bulma: GET ON ITH IT VEGETABLE BOY!

Vegeta: FINE WOMAN! ANYWAYS KAKORAT'S BRAT GOTS HIMSELF IN TROUBLE AGAIN! Stupid brat!

Bulma: Sweat drops: I'll take over from here Veggie!

Vegeta: FINE RUON MY FUN! YOU MIGHT AS WELL TURN ME INTO A GIRL OR YET A HOMOSEXUAL WHY DON'T YOU?

Bulma:

A trip to the city of Lavender Valley turns into a law enforcement mess! Alcohol + Driving= what HECK of trouble for our teens! Who's busted? And what's the deal? On the next: Spring Break: DBZ style!!!

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A/N: Well how'd I do? R&R please! It's hard with writers block! But with OTHER things interfering with things (NOT YOU) I may not update everyday as I usually do! Mostly Fridays, and the weekdays and holidays too! Busy! Busy!!!

P.S. Was saying all that stuff about Videl… mean or hypercritic? I didn't mean too! I want a V/G, E/S, and other couples so Gomen if you're an Erasa fan! I am! Same with Angela too with the 'circle's thing and Sharpner with the 'jumping off the tissue thing'!! I CAN NEVER do ANYTHING to be evil to ANY of the characters! A little torment yes, but killing them off …NO!!

P.S. ALL of the MIDDLE AND LAST NAMES ARE MINE except for Son, Satan! The last name of Sharpner and Erasa maybe seen about and aren't necessarily MINE HOWEVER ALL of their middle name except Einstein's are MINE!! You can ask but NO permission YOU ARE STEALING MY PROPERTY THAT TOOK ME A WHILE TO MAKE! SAME FOR THE TOONAMI DUDE NO OTHER FANFIC THAT'S REALLY ABOUT HAS HIM!!! HE'S MINE TO USE! ASK! ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO REVIEW ROSE ETLAS AND A FEW OF MY OTHER STORIES AND THEN YOU CAN USE HIM OR THE MIDDLE NAMES OR MY CHARACTERS WITHOUT DISGRACING ANY THAT ALL!

P.P.S. Are you waiting for some wet-T-shirt contests! Thongs and more of that naughty stuff! Help me with my story by giving me ideas of more than what is in my summary! Like things that you or someone you know did at Spring Break! Something wild and try to keep it into reality! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? STORY THE REVEIWERS CAN ACTUALLY PUT TOGETHER!

TELL A FRIEND! GET ME SOME REVEIWS! 20 50EVEN!! n,n I'm NOT trying to be mean! I REALLY sensitive 'ya know! WELL when I need to be ','!!!

~Dark Videl~

I chat WAY too much for my own good! Read Rose Petals too and review and tell me what you think! Check out 'Gohan-Kun' my new fanfic soon to be up with chapter two! Chappie Le fin:4/27/2003.a.k.a. 平成15年4月27日!!!



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