Spring Break: DBZ Style

Chapter Two: PART ONE of Alcohol + Driving= what HECK of trouble for our teens!

A/N: Yeah it's a two part! I got done this chappie and realized I didn't do anything about the title so I divided it! Don't own DBZ! Review! The long awaited chappie is HERE!!!! ~Videl Briefs a.k.a. Dark Videl ^_^ If 'ya want give me some tips on what to put in the next episode! And try to flame in the nicest way possible! (I can be sensitive and mean when I wanna be too!) Oh I don't plan on naming chappies as so unless it's necessary! Review peeps!

Videl Briefs OVER & out!

P.S. Tell me whose character do 'ya like best! BEWARE OF LAUGAGUE A TAD UP AND HUMOR TOO! ALSO I CANNOT BELIVE THIS GOT DELETED….and I had to do this again...it's not as good as the original…sorry! Did I do better? Send a review! Oh try to read my other fanfics Plz and review! MORE REVIEWS SOONER THE CHAPTERS COME OUT!!!! ~Videl Briefs

P.P.S. Some scenes are mature needed I guess! I don't know!! You've been warned! Some teasing!

~Videl Briefs

"Bonds"

(ME)

"Talking"

*Thinking*

++++Time/place etc.

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"Ten bottles of beer on the wall…" Erasa sang.

"Isn't that cute?" Mai giggled.

"NO" Sharpener snapped.

"Chill out dude" Mai yawned.

"I have an idea"

"YOU GOT AN IDEA? Tell me what that peanut size brain gots in there except perverted things"

"Dammit"

"And no more beer on the wall" Erasa turned the red air-car over an intersection. "AND thousand bottles of beer on the wall---" Erasa sang.

"SING IT AGAIN ERASA! I DARE YOU DAMMIT AND I'LL KICK YOU TO OUTER SPACE!!!" Lime and Angela snapped.

"Party poppers" Erasa muttered and stopped the car at a hovering red-light.

Gohan blushed as the sleeping Videl was  in his arms…the sun's rays played shadow games upon her ivory …he already missed her sparkling blue eyes …her laughter…did he like…no THAT was a lie…maybe it was love…or lust…he'd figure it out later…

"Maybe mom…would like to meet Videl…" Gohan muttered and Videl's ears twitched.

"Sure" she said.

"Hum?" Gohan blinked.

"I'd love to meet her" Videl said softly.

"…Uh-heh…*AND MY BIG MOUTH DID IT AGAIN!!!!*"

"Lime what's up? You spaced out a second ago!" Mai looked at her.

Lime pulled her walkman away from her ears and smiled wryly "Really?" she teased.

"Ah…and I THOUGHT I was Ms. Sarcastic"

Angela took a sip of her water as Sharpener talked to her.

Videl yawned and stretched "Hey Gohan…are you a virgin?"

Angela spat out her water all over Sharpener drenching the blond boy.

Erasa stopped the car to a brief halt as everyone nearly flew out the car even with seatbelts on.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT WOMAN??????!!!!!!!!!!" Sharpener yelled.

Erasa shrugged with Videl who yawned "What? I only ASKED if he's pure or not?"

"Ok: Sweat-drop: …NOW THAT was an unexpected one" Mai muttered.

"OF CORUSE NOT!! LOOK HOW HE BLUSHES IF A FEMALE'S IN AN INCH RADUIS OF HIM!!!" Sharpener yelled and tossed some blond locks with a smirk "NOW me…on the other hand I'M sexy…cool…experienced…define… AND LOVED BY ALL LADIES!!! Those who can have me and those who CAN NEVER have me…" 

"YEAH AND WHERE THE PERCENT WHO WOULD KILL TO GET YOUR 'FRIEND' CUT OFF!!!" the girls snapped making Gohan's ears ring.

Sharpener fell backwards in the empty seat in the front when Erasa drove on. "No mercy" he grumbled.

Erasa was about to adjust the volume of the radio…when…

"So do you have glow in the dark protection, eatable, colorful, characters or plain?" Videl asked Gohan leaning forward.

Erasa's hand slipped with shock as the music went booming making Gohan unconscious and everyone in the car scream of pain.

She finally recovered from the shock after some cars and trunks zoomed by yelling, and cursing them out.

"WHA? WILL YOU A FAT ASS F*CKING PIECE OF DAY OLD SH*T YOU MOTHER F*CKER! I SHOULD GET OUT OF THE CAR AND--" Mai yelled.

(Well its safe to say she used practically all the languages known to you and me…French, English, German, Japanese, Chinese, Latin, Pig Latin, ECT.)

"I-I'm lost" Sharpener blinked.

"Either she really hates cursing drivers or she's speaking very good English" Angela giggled wit a little French accent.

"Having an Aunt like mine you have 'ta" Mai muttered. "*OR BE KILLED WITH HER FRYING PAN OF PAIN IN THE MAJOR A**!*" she shuddered.

"You lost the game?" Angela asked. Everyone blinked asking to themselves 'What game'?

"Y-yes" Sharpener stuttered.

"Dammit" she slapped him and then dust filled with her kicking, stomping, and punching him. "Jump, jab, punch, kick IS THAT SO HARD TO REMEMBER?"

"S-sorry…YAHHAA! I'm, gonna be uha—ouch WHY'D YOU HIT ME THERE! IT'S A VERY NEEDED PART OF ME!! MY WEENIE!!" he groaned.

"AND THIS: punches him in the gut: IS FOR TOO MUCH IMFOR AND I DOUBT YOU GOT ANYTHING DON'T THERE EITHER BUDDY!!!"

"UAAAHHH"

"PREPARE YOURSELF!! YOUR GONNA FEEL EVERY ONCE OF MY ANGER!!!!" she sat up "I take it you learned your lesson Sharpie?"

Sharpener got up with major bruises, two black eyes, ripped clothing, blood on every part of his face and nodded numbly.

"Oh Gohan-Kun! You ok?" Videl patted his cheek.

"Eh…no me no!"

"Oh dear" she smirked and pinched his rear "Ah!"

"YEWWWOOOHH!" he jumped up blushing as everyone blinked watching Videl giggle.

"Oh Gohan…nice and firm and so delicious" she licked her lips.

"*I WISH I WAS HIM!!!*" Sharpener sunk into his chair as Gohan bushing did the same.

"I'm hungry!" Lime groaned.

Everyone agreed especially after hearing Gohan's stomach demanding.

"Ok! On word to Violet city café!" Erasa chimed.

"Oh! Oohhhh! Can we go to Indigo Village! They have theses cute little shirts with the" Angela said with her eyes huge with hearts.

"NOOOO!!!!!!" They yelled in unison glaring at her.

"OOOHHH WHY NOTTTT!!!" she wailed.

"CAUSE WE SAID NO!! WHAT PART OF NO CAN'T YOU UNDSERSTAND?"

"Well the…N…no…the O…or is it the whole word…or…" she rubbed her chin blinking.

They all sweat dropped. "NEVER-MIND!!" they groaned.

"Huh? But-but I'm not DONE yet"

"YOU ARE NOW!!" Lime pulled duck tape on her mouth and swung it around her index finger and blew on it with a smirk.

"COOL! Like the old western movie" Angela jumped.

"How-how you…" Lime groaned.

Mai patted her back "It's ok! It's ok! We got a male sharpie and a female…or the female I think…"

'WHAT'S THAT TO SUPPOSED MEAN? I'M NOT CRUVE!!! I'M GOOD! I'M HOT I'M MMMMEEEEE—UEAHAA!!" the two fell back as the ride continued…and Sharpie got about three more battles thanks to Angela!

++++++++++++Hercule's mansion+++++++++++

Hercule's butler opened the door and groaned.

The sounds of maids screaming in fear.

"What's going on?" Hercule boomed and then fell frozen…

"Where is she?" a female voice asked.

"I-I"

"TOO late….I wanted her now…and now you shall perish"

(Dose anyone one like Hurcule? I do! He's ok! He adds humor! I mean would you not tale the opportunity to change your life for at least a day? Famous! Glittering, gold's, the fans…daydreaming again…maybe it's because …I like Videl SOOO much he rubs off on me! Anyways I like Veggie's family so that's why I'm also know as Videl Briefs! Cha)

++++++++++++++++BACK TO THE TEEN GANG+++++++++++++++++

"And it's thirteen dollars and NO 'Can I put this on my tap', no 'pay later' and NO 'Taco bell tippa'!" the chest-nut haired waitress told Sharpener sternly.

He handed her the money with change and smirked.

{Snap}

"What the HECK?" he asked.

"If this isn't a Kodak moment I don't know what is" Angela snapped another picture.

"Well we got five minutes left before we go" Erasa smirked looking at her watch.

"I hope this isn't a bad omen" Angela looked at her face in her compact.

"Like you need a BAD omen to lose a man? Plz!" Mai laughed as she high-five Lime.

"He invited me to Smoky Bear Grizzly" Angela said.

"Well we KNOW you ain't going up for petting the bears" Erasa fanned herself with her hand.

"I-I hate to admit it…I've never been with a guy like that…and"

"We're barely twenty NONE of us has…per say" Mai blushed.

"WAIT A SECOND BACK THAT UP…slowly now" Gohan said.

"I WAS KIDDING CUZ CHILL OUT"

"Yeah we all know miss 'purity' is still 'untouched'!" Angela teased.

"WHY YOU…"

"I love him…I care for him…he's smart... Caring…and loves me too" Angela smirked.

"And you're going build a relationship upon THAT?" Sharpener asked laughing he fell back and felt dizzy.

"Is he ok?" Videl asked.

Erasa bent down with tow pictures "Sharpie how many naked women--"

He sat up drooling.

": sweat-drop: He's ok"

"So how long have you been together?" Lime asked.

"A week" Angela giggled.

"Oh…" they said.

"Aren't you a big girl?" Mai said.

"Not as big as your mouth" Angela snapped.

The two stood up snarling but Gohan and Lime pulled them back seated.

"Where you registered? The Disney store?" Mai flipped some hand behind her ears.

"I broke up with him yesterday…"

"Ok…you'll find another who will love you…" Mai laughed suddenly "WHO AM I KIDDING HECK NO 'sides Gohan…but he's spoken for" she pointed to Videl hugging the crimson colored Gohan.

"Yo I got a candy wrapper…hum…winter fresh…" Sharpener chimed.

"What was your first clue?" Videl glared.

"I loved Angela before she hooked up with that fool!!" Sharpener scoffed.

"Who?"

"My brother"

"And I lost my bracelet"

"I'll help you! Men come and go…but Jewry's forever!"

"Should I be taking notes?" Gohan blinked.

"NO!!!" they yelled.

"If a man stalks a woman he's a player and a woman stalks a man she's a tramp" Angela thirsted her arm.

"They could be an under-covered cop! Eh Gohan" Sharpener nudged him.

"Yeah and they just LOVE to see us at the garage for cars" Lime scoffed.

"I juggled a few guys in high school..." Erasa smiled drinking off her soda.

"Who are theses fools?"

"Teddy, Keel, Todd, and YOU" she pointed to Sharpener and laughed.

"ME?" he squeaked.

She laughed again 'No biggie"

Sharpener took out his phone whimpering as the person picked up the phone "Momma you where right she is a f*Cking Bitchy whore"

"WHAT?" Erasa yelled. "He's a French man…"

"They do things that NOT EVEN ROHI WOULD EVEN THINK OF! ATLEAST THE ONES I KNOW…AND WHAT'S WITH THE HAIRY LEGS ON THEIR CHICKS!"

(PS. Sorry I didn't mean to offend NO-ONE I'm trying to keep him in character)

"Sleeping with your teachers not because you want the grade" Angela teased.

"No I don't" Erasa yelled.

"T-That's what I mean" Angela said.

"When you got it like that! You got it like that" Erasa said. 

"He's a picture of her with the football couch…WOO.and the tee-tea….DAMN…and the mascot…DAMMIT WHO'D I DATE?" Sharpener yelled at the pictures he took out of his wallet.

"AND I KNEW FOR A FACT YOU WHERE DATING AMI, SUSIE AND SORA THAT FLOOZY!"

"CAN'T NO WOMAN HAVE THIS ALL 'MANLY-NESS" Sharpener boasted. "Why did you pick me over them ditz"

----10 minutes later.

"You made me laugh…" she said simply.

----Another 10.

"Come on baby" he whined.

"…A lot" she said.

"…I'm sexy" he purred.

She exploded with laughter.

"Tell me I'm a good lover" he pleaded.

She laughed so hard she fell on the floor rolling. "I'll be back in two shakes"

"Two shakes what I'm worried about" Sharpener groaned.

Videl and the other laughed as Erasa clucked him in the head.

"I do the same thing in the shower" he muttered.

"WHAT?" they gasped.

"N-nothing" he blushed.

"Don't tell us" they muttered.

"Sharpener zip up 'ya PANTS" Erasa said.

"And while I'm at it! ZIP up 'ya mouth" he responded with a snarl and narrowed eyes.

"Though you're cute"

"I know"

"You always ruin a moment by talking"

"If I get any cuter kill me"

They kissed getting 'oh my' 'aww' and one 'EWW!'

"Ok I think I'm gonna puke" Angela held her stomach.

"Do it out-side" the waitress ordered from another table.

Angela rushed out "IF I WEREN'T SICK I'D PULLL OUT ALL THAT FREAKING HAIR OF YOUR HUSSY!!!"

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++C.C.

"Ready!" Chichi pulled on her sunglasses.

"Huh?" they blinked.

"Where you going?" Goku asked.

"To find my baby!" she snarled.

He blushed "B-but what if you walk in …: blushes more…and maybe…"

"SPIT IT OUT!!!"

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Gang

High pitched scream.

Sharpener faints.

"What? So he saw my bra strap!" Angela shrugged.

"But he's like Roshi's double" Lime said…

Silence…...

"Ok! He can't compare to Roshi" Lime added.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++C.C.

"OF course I WON'T WALK IN ON THEM HAVING"

Goku covered her mouth as Trunks smirked, Marron blushed and Goten blinked.

Se adjusted her shades and bit Goku's hand.

"YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! No fair…*Meanie…*" Goku began to nurse his red hand.

"Now who's WITH ME?" she glared at them.

The room was empty then they all appeared ready with capsuled materials.

"Good" she was dressed as a drill sergeant.

"Bulma! Get the jet-plane!"

"Right" she saluted.

Chichi continued to give out orders and at times blew her whistle knocking the saiyans out.

"GET UP DID I TELL YOU TO SLEEP?"

"No-no mom" Goten hustled.

"GOKU FASTER"

"Y-yes sir…" he saw her sneer at him. "I-I mean yes mother…mom…wife…chi-chi-Chichi…"

She gave him an approve nod as he proceed.

"BY THIS DAY WE SHALL HAVE MY SON BCK HERE FATHER OR NOT!!! MOVE OUT! MOVE OUT!" she then blew her whistle before they took off wearing army swimsuits.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++gang

"Good thing you're blabbering isn't contagious" Lime muttered.

"Gohan you've been quit quiet" Videl giggled.

"Uh…yeah well…"

"We'll be in Ebony city in five hours" Erasa said.

"It's almost night time" Mai yawned looking at the city lights.

Lime pulled on her CD player and began to listen to her newest CD.

"You know I've always wondered if Vegeta ever worn pink underwear" Mai said.

Everyone looked at her strangely.

She blushed. "Ok! Ok, I get it! I mean seriously…polka-dots, plain pick or"

"I had a really BAD experience with pink" Angela said then she brightens and smirked "Oh Videl! Let me ell you of a little secrete I know of someone in this car" she sang.

"I AM NOT GAY!"

"I AM A NATRUAL BLONDE!"

"OK, SO WHAT IF I LIKE POP MUSIC!!"

"IT'S ALL REAL!!!"

"I CAN STILL BE A VIRGIN!!"

She gasped.

Sharpener blushed. "Well…his lips kinda broke my fall…I DIDN'T DO IT!!! KAMI HELP! IT WASN'T ME!!! HE'S GAY!!"

"IT MAY LOOK UN-REAL! SO WHAT IF I DYED IT BLUE ONCE!!! IT WAS ONCE!!! I WAS CRAZY A YEAR AGO!!! I'M MATURE!!!" Erasa yelled. "WELL…I AM!!"

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!! MY OLDER SISTER LOVES POP!!! MY BROTHER BLACK-MAILED ME INTO IT!!!! I'M NOT A DITZ!!" Lime yelled.

"IT'S REAL!!! I AM A DOUBLE D!! I ADMIT IT!!! I LOVE MY BUST!!! YOU ALL SUCK! YOU LOVE ME!!! DON'T DENIE YOUR ENVIOUS!!!" Mai yelled.

"I'M A VIRGIN!!! AMI'S A LIAR! SHE KNEW SHE WANTED ME AND I DIDN'T WANT HER!!! HER BOK-KUOS ARE HUGE A TRIPLE Z IF POSSIBLE!!! I ADMIT I HAVE WET-DREAMS BUT I CAN'T SEE THE GIRL…AND"

The car grew silent.

Gohan blushed.

Then they all where at another's throat.

Videl blinked.

Angela groaned.

Then they saw Erasa's hands off the wheel and pointing and throwing up gestures of anger at Sharpener.

Then…

"ERASA TRUCK!!!!!" Videl yelled.

Screams and yells as she nearly managed to turn the car to miss the truck.

"I'm not gay" Sharpener groaned.

"You should really do it with Sharpie! NOW THAT'S disgraceful!"

"WHAT…wow what a beautiful day!"

"I feel like a rainbow..." Angela chimed "Does anyone feel like a rainbow too?" her eyes glittered.

"I set the record for the highest high-rode flashing" Angela chimed.

They all sweat-dropped.

"You are wicked as you are gorgeous" Gohan purred to Videl and then his conscious mind took over as he blinked.

"Maybe it was the Lockness monster" Lime said.

"No that's on planet moon!" Sharpener said.

"Hey we can get a hotel at the 'Moon-lite' THEN we can go to the 'lake' and have 'fun'!" Erasa licked her lips

"There are plenty of available people too! We could have some food or go to the lake!!" Videl added.

"…*Eating food…or…: smirks: Watching her naked breast winging in the night air…* I CHOOSE BOTH!" Gohan stood up and watch them blink at him. He turned crimson and sat down.

"Love shack only three miles away!!!" Angela laughed.

Sharpener nudged Gohan "Maybe you could lose…you KNOW…"

Gohan blushed as he meet Videl's sly smirk as she wink at him.

"DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Erasa chimed.

"With a "purrs: of naughty romance to come" Mai and Lime teased making Gohan sink more into his seat blushing.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++JET-CARS

"We SHOULD HAVE NEVER POTTY TRIANED HIM! THEN HE'D NEVER LEAVE"

"Then no grand-kids"

"THEN I'D BE OLD AND LONELY FOREVER!!"

"You'll have me!!"

"OH KAMI WHY??? WWWWWWHYHHHHYYYYYYYYY!" she choked Piccolo. "When ever I'm on a nerve break down I'll KILL YOU ALLL!!!!" she snarled "HE BETTER BE BACK TODAY WITH BABIES!!! WHAT KIND OF IDIOT PUTS KEYS IN THE EGNIATION?"

"IT HELPS MY BLUGDE IN MY FREAKING PANTS!!!!!!" Vegeta yelled.

"It's nice to be needed" Bulma said. "YOU HAD TO BRING THE NEWSPAPER DIDN"T YOU ROSHI!!!"

He laughed his perverted laugh.

{BONK}

"UUYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!" he groaned.

"And when you get you're first kiss its like double Dutch…kids just sitting there…sitting when do I get it? When do I get it?  …how they say…"

"It's not how they say and WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MY BABY?" Chichi yelled grabbing Bulma by her collar. Bulma squirmed under the heated glare.

"S-sorry Chichi"

"GOOD" she dropped her roughly. "YAMCHA FULL SPEED AHEAD!!"

"RIGHT captain Chichi" he said.

He swerved the jet-plane.

"YOU DUMMY!!! I—WE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED???!!! WHAT ARE YOU? DRUNK?" she began to hit him with her frying pan. "YOUR LUCKY I DIDN'T BRING MY JUMBO ON BECAUSE MY GOKU BRKE IT!! DUMMY!!! YAMCHA ARE YOU ASLEEP? TIRED OR JUST PLAIN STUPID?"

"Now that you mention it I do feel a tad"

"DOES IT LOOK AS IF I CARE A** HOLE?"

"No miss…" he squeaked while everyone was looking up at the ceiling or reading…well pretending too…

"DRIVE!!!"

"Well you could have been as smashed as a vegetable…" he mumbled as he took the plane into the air.

"For your FYI Yamcha" she said coolly playing with her fingers "I LIKE VEGETABLES!!!" she grabbed onto his neck making the plane dip and fall somewhat. "HIGHER DUMMY HIGHER! I LIKE VEGETABLES! CAN'T YOU FLY A PLANE??? YAMCHA WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT????!!!"

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++HOTEL

"Rule number one" the drunken manger said "No bras! Lose 'em now babies: Hiccups:" he then leaned over his beer filled breath sting their eyes "Lights out at 3:00 plz! No--" he passed out.

"Well he didn't say any hanky-panky or wine" Sharpener held Erasa and a bottle of wine.

"I'm so tired!" Mai groaned.

"Wanna be log buddies?" Lime asked taking a blue key.

"Sure! Then we can discuss our lives! Especially boys! Gohan's gonna be too busy to be teased huh cuz?" she winked.

"Here Gohan!" Videl handed him some soda.

"Thanks"

Her eyes drifted down as he turned and sat.

"Your welcome my sweet buns"

He blushed and jumped "V-Videl what did you say?"

She looked at him innocently batting her eyes with her beautiful black eye latches "ME? Nothing Gohan…"  

Loud Cat/lion meow

He blushed more.

She blushed and turned "Oh Kami I looked at his…crotch!!! (^_^) I hope he didn't see me!!!"

Gohan laughed nervously standing before her.

She looked back and turned around AGAIN! She covered her eyes "OH KAMI I JUST DID IT AGAIN!! OH STOP IT!!!"

Gohan sat down on a chair sighing.

Videl pulled some strands of her black hair behind her hair and smoothed out her dress then she smiled slightly at the moon. "I can't believe this will be the last dress I'll be wearing as a virgin!!!"

He gasped and choked on his drink and fell back in this chair onto the floor making Videl turn around swiftly looking at him.

An old woman laughed. Gohan sat next to her.

"Your girlfriend?" she asked.

"Sort of…"

"Gonna get hitched?"

"Maybe…"

"She's probably not afraid of the wedding…more of the 'wedding night'!" she clicked her teeth winking at him making Gohan blush.

"I won't be rough…I mean…"

"Aw the not so innocent…thinking ahead aren't we…? When I was a virgin bride--"

"…"Gohan blushed and covered his ears.

"…I'd always bring my needle knitting to bed with me…and some whip cream…ah the wonders of whip cream!!!"

Gohan felt he was going to throw up…he didn't like or feel right hearing about others sex live…his mom and the other Z-wives practically force him when they get together.

"So when's this shin-ding?" Mai asked.

"I don't know about this 'shin-ding' but the party's at 11:00 pm!" Erasa said.

Mai sweat dropped as Erasa walked by to the next room where she and Sharpener were staying.

"Are you sure?" she called.

"If I'm lying I'm flying and I'm skate-boarding!!" Erasa zoomed by.

"No wonder Mr. Rubbers' gots so much gray hair before he's barely thirty-five" Mai stood shaking her head with a sigh.

"HEY I HEARD THAT!!!"

"*And so that ends another day of spring Break…*" Gohan thought writing in his journal using a small light at a desk "*we have two more days before we go back onto the rod…I mean air…I feel something's bad gonna happen…I get my certain wilily…Mom…well enough of that I'm just worried about tonight…Videl's asleep…*" Gohan laughed silently as he thought of earlier.

"Third base I see?" Erasa laughed.

"My hands have become a chicken's butt!!" Sharpener ran around.

"YEP!"

"YOU'RE CHARGING ME…? 600 zeni...for loving…1000 for touching…? 300 zeni…600 zeni…DAMN!"

"Come on upstairs with me" Erasa put in some chicken in the oven of their room.

"I don't think

"Maybe a little bride told me I got some chicken liking"

"IF YOU'D GIVE THIS BIRDIE SOME MORE MONEY YOU'D GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!!!"

"Videl! Gohan! Join us PLZ! FOR KAMI SAKES"

Videl giggled and pulled Gohan away "We're gonna be busy…"

"Angela's gone jump roping" Mai said.

"She can jump all she wants but she'll NEVER get rid of that flat booty" Lime drank her water standing by the door-frame.

"EWWW! ARE YOU GAY?" Mai yelled.

"NO I AM NOT!" Lime snapped.

"IS TOO!"

"SHARPNER IS NOT ME??"

"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GOTTA POINT ME IN EVERYTHING?" Sharpener yelled throwing his arms up in an angered gesture.

"YOU'RE GAY?" they all yelled.

"HIS LIPS HAPPNED TO FALLL UPON MINE!!"

"SO HE JUST 'OPPS' TRIPPED AND YOU WERE THERE TO MAKE YOUR LIPS BREAK HIS FALL????!!!"

"I AM NOT DATING A CRUVE GUY!!! NOW WAY!!!" Erasa yelled.

"*And a normal day for an abnormal boy huh?*" Gohan thought and closed his journal. He looked at Videl's peaceful face and smiled. She was sexy awoke or not. He then turned out the lights as a falling star flew by…………

A/N: Well how did you like it!! No offense to anyone curved/gay! I tried to give them some character! Gomen! R&R! I think it's a tad longer too!! That was my goal!!! REVIEW and do tell a friend! My new Vegeta site which helps you know more about saiyan teens and their 'instincts' soon up! I'll have the link up maybe the next chappie! More reviews sooner the chappies come out! ~Videl Briefs

Le fin: 5/15/2003 a.k.a. 平成15年5月15日!!!!!