Spring Break: DBZ Style

Chapter Three: PART II

A/N: Don't own DBZ! I'm so happy 9 reviews! Thanks to all of you I'm so cheerful and happy so I'm gonna finish this chapter soon! Also my NEWEST sites! My DBZ romance site == it needs some fanfics and fanarts submitted but just put up! .html is my Mrs. Briefs shrine, the only shrine of the blonde cherry! It's not all completed yet though! Submissions need to but it doesn't have to be about her! I joined lots of cliques too! And I'm making several music videos as I type! And fanarts and mangas soon to be uploaded!

If you know anyone with great repletion for well done music videos and is taking request plz tell me in a review plz! Plus I made a music video to the scene of Bulma's memories of Yamcha and when Piccolo and Tein and Chowzou (I know I slept that wrong) first die! (One min. and 25 sec.) With further a do the long awaited part TWO!

Videl Briefs out! PS. Also no lemons really! I may leave it at a cliffhanger for all to imagine or make you REALLY blush and imagine! Depending on the reviews amounts!

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NEWS FLASH: Stay tuned for a special interview with Sharpener!

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When we last left the gang they where at a 'hotel' and Chichi and co. where on mission: "BRING MY BABY back!" Will they walk in…at the wrong time…?

"And without the moon, what will the wolf man howl at?" Sharpener wailed.

"You actually believe THAT?" Mai gasped.

"STOP BEING A GOOF!" Erasa snapped.

"Guess what?" Sharpener asked.

"No body answer! It's always about boobs" Erasa scoffed turning the car.

"Like I was saying I spent two hours at the restaurant! Then the waiter told me he couldn't make it"

"Why?" Gohan asked.

"He was stabbed"

Silence.

"HE WAS" she pouted.

"And?"

"The waiter asked if I wanted some more bread! And I ate some more of fifth-teen minutes!"

"YOU ATE BREAD??!!" Mai gasped.

"What?"

"So what happened there with the stabbing? Who did that?"

"It was an EX"

"So he's THAT passionate?"

"Maybe" she then sipped her water "Then we went out and a woman called his name angrily when she passed by and poured soup on his pants.

"THAT was the EX?"

"No, another woman?"

"Uh"

"I found out he's a bad breaker upper! He says the things you aren't suppose to say and don't mean! I'm gonna break up with him! If he's not a good breaker-upper than I can't go on out with him?"

"What's more important?"

"I take him for what he's worth" she held out the male's credit cards and checks smirking.

_______Flashback

"We're breaking up" Angela stated.

"Fine by me! See 'ya around" the male got up from the café table.

"Big head" he scoffed.

"That's all you GOT?" Angela laughed.

The male left.

"He was my dream to move out with him" a woman giggled.

"Mine too for you to leave"

"Oh?"

"I'll give you 2000 zeni to pack and never return!"

"All done" the woman held he capsules grinning as Angle paid her.

"Now…" she sighed opening the door "GET THE HE*LL OUTTA HERE DAMMIT"

______End Of Flashback

"It's almost a compliant" Lime smiled.

"It's almost the nicest thing someone said to me" Angela giggled. "But I guessed I should have laughed it off! Or stick a fork in his head"

"Anyway is good" Mai said.

"THEN HE HAD THE NERVES TO SAY 'You STILL gots a big HEAD!!!' MEN! THE JERK!!"

"And then when I was leaving for collage my mother held onto me like a soup bowl" Gohan sighed.

"Oh my poor-POOR Gohan-kun!" Videl rubbed her fingers along his chest making the demi-saiyan uncomfortable and blushing.

"Ok, now we're going to a BETTER hotel!" Erasa said.

"Can we call?" Angela asked.

"No way! Their lines are tied up 24/7 dummy" Lime scoffed.

"*SO-RRY!*" Angela rolled her eyes.

~Later

"And THEN we went and when Sharpie saw my mother naked" Erasa laughed and nearly snorted.

"HOW can YOU laugh at THAT? I was destroyed!!!" Sharpener yelled hysterically.

"You screamed like a girl! And then later you said she was 'sexy'!" Erasa said with a smirk of satisfaction upon her lips.

"THAT'S N-not the point!!" Sharpener blushed.

"What is Blondie?" Mai asked raising her head from her romance novel.

"Ok! She came out in her towel, and I-I was behind her and she screamed! I screamed" he explained.

"WE ALL LUV ICECREAM!!" Angela and Lime sang.

He snarled at the two "ANY-WAYS! Her towel dropped half way an-and WOW!"

"I came in that time when I heard TWO high-pitched screams! Sharpener was out COLD! FOR an hour!"

"It was NOT an hour Erasa. It was 59 minutes and 59 seconds!" Sharpener muttered and pouted.

"ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU WANNA SLEEP WITH MY MOM?!" Erasa shouted in shock.

"HECK NO! Besides your dad would kill me! Have ANY one of YOU seen his gun collection?" Sharpener paled.

"Yeah! He even has one engraved 'Sharpener Pencil' on it" Erasa giggled as the green light came on.

"You LOOK like my mom but you SOUND like my dad!" Sharpener muttered.

_________Flashback

"We'll have to tell him" Mrs. Rubbers shrugged.

"B-But he'd KILL ME!" he squeaked.

"Oh you're so funny" she giggled as she played and curled her blonde hair between her fingers.

(She should remind you of somebody)

"HAVE YOU SEEN HIS GUN COLLECTIONS?"

"Oh dear of course! I got some too! Erasa too!" she giggled making Sharpener pale.

"What's GOING ON??!!!" a male voice boomed entering Mr. Rubbers.

"OH SWEET KAMI ON A HOT STICK HE KNOWS!!!"

"KNOWS? KNOWS WHAT?"

Sharpener hid behind Mrs. Rubbers "Y-You wouldn't wanna hurt a lady now would you?"

"Unless you're gay or a drag queen!"

"N-No sir"

"Explain the boy nervous?" he looked at his wife confused.

Sharpener sighed. He didn't blood thirsty killer on the verge to murder him now.

"Well you see Erasa was in the living room with the others and Videl!"

"Yeah me too!" Sharpener interrupted.

He received two glares.

"Anyways I just came from the bathroom and went in the kitchen to get some cherries and Sharpener by accident"

"KEY word sir" he stuttered.

"MR. PENCIL!!"

Sharpener yelped in a high pitched and darted behind the counter.

"Anyways we both screamed and I dropped my towel half way and Erasa came in with Videl finding him fainted on the floor" she gestured to the tile floor.

Mr. Rubbers laugh heartily. "You and"

"It was INNOCENT SIR" Sharpener said. "I could swear to you!"

"And my wife" Mr. Rubbers laughed.

Sharpener laughed nervously and soon the two males sounded mad and loco crazy.

"I know it sounds funny but it's NOT!" Mrs. Rubbers pouted.

"So-sorry dear" Mr. Rubbers clamed down.

"Sharpener it was a natural! It was nothing" Mrs. Rubbers said simply.

Sharpener made a dramatic gasped and looked offended "AFTER WHAT WE SHARED??! How-how can YOU call it-it NOTHING! It's unheard-of! Go to your room!"

"Just don't do it AGAIN!" Mr. Rubbers said sternly at Sharpener.

Sharpener nodded with a sigh "Thank Kami I got that off her E-cup breast! I-I mean her chest! I mean her—I'll just be on my way" Sharpener nervously backed up towards the back door and ran.

________End Of Flashback

"Then I didn't speak to him AGAIN for a whole two seconds" Erasa smiled.

"That wasn't fair" Sharpener pouted.

"IS TOO!" Erasa shot back.

"NOT"

E (Erasa): "Is TOO!"

S (Sharpener):"NOT!"

E: "TOO!"

S: "NOT!"

E: "Is Like SO dude!"

S: "ARE LIKE NOT dudet!!

E: "Is TOO!"

S: "NOT!"

E: "TOO!"

S: "NOT!"

E: "Is Like SO dude!"

S: "ARE LIKE NOT dudet!!

E: "Is TOO!"

S: "NOT!"

E: "TOO!"

S: "NOT!"

E: "Is Like SO dude!"

S: "ARE LIKE NOT dudet!!

"KAMI!" Videl jumped up and grabbed the two by the collars making the leave the floor at the red light.

"Can't b-breath" the two said turning blue.

"YOU TWO ARE GONNA GET ALONG! SHARPNER WILL SHUT-UP AND ERASA WILL DRIVE! THE TWO OF YOU WILL GROSS US OUT MAKING-OUT AND SMILE AND BE GIDDY AS IF YOU SEE KAMI ON A STANDING BEFORE YOU!!"

She then plopped them into their seats then sat into Gohan's laps. "Now if you'd be so kind- Erasa dear…DRIVE!!!" Videl yelled.

~Z-fighters on mission 'BRING BACK MY BABY!'

Goku's stomach grumbled.

He spotted the trash can with a orange peel on the top.

He lounged at it.

He screamed angrily digging through it making them all sweat drop.

"I WANT FOOD! ME NEED MORE! I WANT FOOD NOW!"

"Huh? HEY! Daddy!" Goten rushed to him turning SSJ and tried to pry the trash can from Goku. "Dad! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!"

Goku was pulled away as he nibbled on the orange peel.

"DAD! YOU'RE FLIPPING OUT ON US! AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT ORNAGE PEEL ANYWAYS?" Goten said.

"It's better than dying of starvation in the middle of the sky!" Goku whined.

"Oh the sandwiches! The turkey" a female voice giggled.

Ear's began to pick the voice up.

Mrs. Briefs licked her fingers pointed to the empty oak table and Bulma sighing embarrassed.

"Oh! And here I see a juicy steak! Oh fried chicken and lobsters! Tofu that and sour and sweet chicken and meso soup! So much to eat!" she giggled and indicated on the obvious empty table.

Bulma looked at her if she'd lost it.

They'd only been in the sky for a whole day.

She was use to it working endless hours in her lab.

Her mother needed her green tea, her British tea as well.

Her father was playing chess and nibbled on half the pieces along with the chibis!

"Mama?" Bulma asked cautiously.

"Look Bulma dear! Look at all this gourmet food to eat!"

"AUWAAAAHHH!" Bulma yelled and grabbed her mother by the shoulders "MOTHER FOR KAMI SAKES PLEASE STOP THESE DARN ILLUSIONS!!!"

Mrs. Briefs giggled "So much food for two!!"

Bulma blinked sweat-dropping and let go of her head down and sighed deeply "Kami help me!" "OH! That reminds me! Where's the short green guy! Dende! Yeah him! YAMCHA! Detour on words to 'Kami's Look OUT! NOW!"

"Isn't it customary to have a trial?" Krillain said.

Chichi snarled at him "Ah, a wise guy eh?" she held her BIG heated frying pan smacking the F. pan in a threaten way.

~ Back to the teens

"You know I had a dream that I was gay!" Sharpener said.

Everyone turned to him…utterly shocked and some not shocked.

"I AM NOT GAY! IT WAS A DREAM PEOPLE!!!"

Mai smirked turning to him "What about the lingerer thing?"

"I was drunk!"

"Lamp shade, the naked ballet dance I still shudder! And the kissing Kel when you 'ran into him'! And the restriction by court to stay away from ALL stars and MODELS!!"

Sharpener was stuttering to get an excuse "That was...err...I was only 15…That is…he was…I-I…Models and I!"

"Anyway the party's at 11:00! We got 10 hours to burn" Erasa said turning and entering the highway.

"Yeah! Then we'll be at the beach!!!" Mai cheered.

"Can we go to the mall? There's this major sale on shoes and clothing" Angela pointed to the hovering mall with packed people.

"Too crowed" Lime said.

"And the jewelries did I mention are FIRST CLASS and"

"FIRST CLASS!" the females chorused.

"ON word to the mall say I!" Mai said.

"I!" the five female chimed.

"Any against?" Videl asked.

"Ne" Sharpener said.

"Understand" Lime asked.

Gohan sighed.

"You're so dreamy" Videl giggled.

"ON TO DE MALL!" Mai giggled now.

Goku: We interrupt your enjoyment for an academy award backstage screening interview one of the main cast of 'SPRING BREAK!' Sharpener Pencil! Do not I repeat! 'DO NOT adjust the story!' This is the bare naked truth.

{Static}

Sharpener is viewed upside down then more static and he's right side up.

"What's next for Mr. Pencil?" Goku asked putting a microphone to his face.

"Well, getting babes…getting babes! Oh did I mention babes?"

"Is there anything your afraid of?"

"Nothing…" he looked about nervously.

--Five minutes later

"And lil' Girl Scout girls…and pink polka dots and"

--Fifteen minutes later

"And huge people…un-hot babes…but naked men…"

--Thirty minutes later

"Uh Sharpener can we hurry this up? I'm running out of cards" Goku said lower the thirty minutes later card.

"And little flowers and"

"What EVER!!!" Goku said. "You're such a FREAKING CRY BABY BRAT…now I thought Bulma was"

"HEY!! WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN DIMWIT??!!" the camera shook.

"Oh yeah! Bulma's filming! Nothing brat!" Goku waved laughing.

"Now with further a do- we present t you a quickie glimpse of our newest story!" Bulma said. "It takes place in GT!"

{BOOM}

"KAWAII!" Chichi gasped with hearts in her eyes.

Eyes blinking.

Teen Videl and Gohan gasped.

"Mama? Daddy?" Teen pan gasped.

Gohan and Videl screamed and then Pan joined in.

"The chemicals changed you back" Bulma said.

{Static}

"YOU'RE DATING TRUNKS?!!"

{Static}

"YOU B*TCH!" a female voice yelled.

"We're gonna die!" Bra screamed.

"I'm all alone!" Videl screamed.

"You got us Videl!" Gohan said.

"I mean people that matter!" She snapped.

Videl and Gohan teens once more…will they change their vows…?

"PARIS??!! GOHAN?!!" Goten yelled.

"OK! Things are getting major fre-aky!" Pan said.

"MY EYES HAVE BEEN SOILED!!! I CAN'T SEE! UFH!" Goten fell.

~Am I not good enough? ~ Rated PG-13…

"It's gonna get hot in here!" Trunks sang.

"MOM?!! DAD!" Pan screamed covering her eyes "I-I'm gonna back away now"

"And they saw rabbits multiply" Trunks said his eyes half way.

"Yeah right: Sweat-drop:" Goten answered looking the same.

{Static's}

Camera REAL close to Sharpener.

"And bugs…ones with the green lil'!" he whimpered.

"AND that's all for today!" Bulma shoved Sharpener off "Join us in the next episode for more interviews and previews!!! Bulma Briefs out!"

"Ohhh! You tease!" Goku cried jumping up and down in a female reporter waving his microphone.

{STATIC}

"Are you a man or are you a coward?" Videl asked.

"I Videl am a" Sharpener said proudly "A COWARD!!!" he ran "BYE!"

~Fifteen minutes later

"What time is it now?" Angela asked.

"1:22 pm and the weather company says to stop calling" Videl said.

"And I wanted to say" Mai said blushing as she heard the man of her dreams on the other line waiting for her to finish.

"To continue this message … please deposit ten cents" the operator said.

"Ah, screw it" Mai hung up the pay phone and joined Videl, Angela, Gohan and Erasa dragging the whining Sharpener.

"Where's the picture?" Videl asked. "Change the channel"

Baba blinked.

Videl grabbed her by the throat "CHANGE THE CHANNEL! DO YOU DAMN HOCAS-POCAS! DO YOU HEAR ME OLD WOMAN??!!"

"Uahha! HEY! You put me down RIGHT on"

Videl dropped the short woman.

"You people are all crazy! That's all there is too it!" Baba dusted her self off.

~After the shopping Spree

"Come on now drive slower" Baba complained sitting in the front seat.

"Back seat driver" Erasa muttered.

"Come on ERASA! Don't YOU know who this 'Baba' woman is?" Mai said.

Erasa blinked then turned looking at Baba and shrugged turning back to the road (sky road).

"Hum? She just looks like an ordinary old bat maid to me!"

Baba coughed.

She cleared her throat making Gohan and Mai sweat.

"ER-ASA!" the two yelled.

"Hey I think I see the hotel that Mai was speaking about earlier" Baba said.

She felt a familiar hand grabbed her throat "TELL ME OLD WOMAN!!! TELL ME WHERE IS IT??!! HOW IS IT!!??"

 "I told Baba she shouldn't have sat so near Videl! Did she listen no" Angela said.

Lime sighed. "Dose anyone EVER listen YOU?!"

"So mister Super Saiyan you've been offal quiet back there" Mai smirked.

"What's a 'Super Saiyan'?!" Videl, Lime, Erasa, and Angela blinked.

Angela nudged Sharpener.

"Oh yeah what's that me-call it"

"MAI!" Gohan yelled.

She gasped dramatically "He's SPEAKS! Kami!"

"And I'm the king of Sweden" Gohan said sarcastically.

"Hello your king-ness! How are these meatballs" Sharpener said.

": Sweat-drop: Fine thank you" Gohan replied.

~Hotel

"Checking in" a chestnut hair woman asked.

"Yes" Mai said after Baba left.

"Name sign in!" the woman said.

"Erasa Rubbers, Sharpener Pencil, Angela Vulgar, Lime Green, Mai Gyuumaou and" Mai said "Mr. and Mrs. Son" she gestured to Videl and Gohan.

Gohan blushed and Videl blinked.

"W-when did this happen?" Lime gasped.

"Wait? Did-did I miss something? I KNOW I DID!" Angela said.

"YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME? I WAS TO BE THE MAID OF HONOR!! ATLEAST A PICTURE!!" Erasa yelled.

"Was there cake? Babes?" Sharpener asked enthusiastically. 

"Did you have your honeymoon at the OTHER 'hotel'?" Lime asked.

"DID YOU ELOPE?" Erasa gasped.

"Uh" Gohan stuttered.

"YOU DID!!! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY ME!!! I'M SUPPOSE TO BE THERE!" Erasa yelled.

"Bossy" Mai said.

"HEY I'm not bossy so zip! SHARPNER STRAIGHTEN UP! MAI CHILL OUT! GOHAN DID YOU LAY HER? VIDEL TELL ME THE TRUTH AND ERASA YOU ARE SO BOSSY!" Erasa yelled then jumped to the space next to her "Why thank you Erasa" she jumped back "Your VERY welcome Erasa!" she began to giggle.

"Can we give her a reservation for then insanely mad?" Sharpener asked.

"I HEARD THAT!" Erasa took the clipboard "Excuse me! If there are ANY dints they where there before!" then she went chasing after Sharpener.

"You know that scene looks really familiar eh Gohan" Mai nudge the demi saiyan.

Gohan blushed and nodded.

His mom chasing his dad after stealing chicken from her frying pot and then they went into their room and didn't come out for two hours! He shuddered he maybe naïve ….he may not be a naughty guy but he KNEW what THEY we're doing! But he knew they weren't playing CHICKEN!!!

~IMPORTANT NEWS flash: Guess what? Spring Break: DBZ style has a part TWO! Wonderful huh? BUT it's rated R! Yep, you can guess why? Huh! Huh! It will be called 'Spring Break: DBZ style part 2!' COMING SUMMER 20003! BACK TO DE SHOW!

"What were your remunerable memories in high school?" Angela asked.

"Suspended from it!" Sharpener replied.

"Hey I got an email!" Mai said taking her laptop out labeled with Capsule corps. Logo.

"Hi, wonderful day huh? Hi, Angela!" Mai read aloud.

She turned around. "HI!" Angela giggled.

"O-ok"

"I just like finding different ways of saying 'Hi'!"

"What do you all smell?" Erasa asked.

Gohan sniffed the air "Taco Bells?"

"NO! What day is it?"

"The anniversary of when I met my soul mate" Videl hugged Gohan.

"The day I got highlights" Sharpener chimed.

"The day I get new batteries" Lime muttered slamming her fist at her walkman.

"When I kicked Sharpener in the person!" Mai said.

"When I dumped my second boy-toy" Angela said.

"When my mom killed me over an A-?" Gohan said.

Erasa blinked "Uh…I-I guess those are important but…where at the Silver Metropolis Parks!!"

~Hotel

"Oh yeah!" Sharpener twirled in a ballerina get-up.

"This is humiliating" Gohan blushed.

"Oh loosen up" Videl gave him a glass. "Have a drink!"

"I never…"

"First time for everything! Don't worry! It's not peer pressure!" she teased him with a grin.

"Yeah Gohan! Have a drinkie" Erasa giggled with her blush under her eyes indicating she'd pass out soon.

She fell back…yep son.

"Look, I had a glass and I'm not drunk! You're stronger so it shouldn't affect you!" Videl said.

"Fine" he rolled his eyes.

"It's spring Break!" Mai giggled jumping around.

"Look! I'm a birdie!" Lime sang jumping and gliding about.

"NO! I AM!" Angela jumped off the table.

"NO I AM!!" Lime grabbed Angela by collar.

They two wrestled the other on the floor, punching and kicking but missing the other by a mile.  

"Look at me I'm Saiyanman! Yeah! Protect the chicks and the" Sharpener fell on the floor "Woo-eh! Hard bed"

"Your brother we, we kool (Is, so cool)" Videl's language began to slur.

"Cute is one way to describe him" Gohan said "Videl? You ok-ok?"

"Ko kousre Kutey (Of course Cutie)!" Videl giggled.

"You're out of it! You got to be drunk!" Gohan said.

"Reads up!" Lime chimed.

It went black…

~Later

The lights.

Gohan groaned "Damn…" he closed his eyes. "*I must got one heck of a hangover*" he thought.  

He managed to open his eyes.

Then something caught his eyes.

Videl lying on top of him.

They better be wearing clothes or he'd freak.

He reached under the sheets blushing and sighed in relief his pants were on and so where Videl's shorts.

Gohan's SSJ mind: BUT that doesn't mean for sure eh Gohan?

His saiyan mind AGAIN creating mental combats with him.

Gohan's SSJ Mind:  You could of you know with you know who and you know what got you know where and this is from you know who!

Gohan: Wait a sec…I get it…SWEET HOT KAMI ON A STICK! I'M THINKING LIKE ROSHI!!! I MUST BE—

Videl began to stir.

"Oh heck!" she muttered.

"*Even in my OWN thoughts I'm teased!!!*" Gohan thought. Videl would not like this…well…maybe she would.

Gohan blushed.

~A few Hours later

"Erasa! The car's moving too much!" Angela groaned.

"I'm a tad drunk oaf!"" Erasa snapped.

{Sirens}

"PULLL OVER!!!"

"NEVER COPPERS!" Erasa chuckled.

70…85…90…99…110…the speedometer began to skyrocket.

Cars began to pull over as old ladies peered out their windows looking and chatting holding British tea and triangular sandwiches.

"Why George look at 'em go!" one said in a British accent.

"By Georgia I think you got it" the old man chuckled.

"PULL OVER ERASA!!" Angela grabbed Erasa by the throat "PULL OVER DAMN YOU!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!"

"WHY SHOULD I?" Erasa snapped.

"Do YOU WANT TO WAKE UP TO A FACE LIKE THIS!!? WA-BLAH!" She mad faces in the mirror.

"AUHHHAAA! DEMON!!! THERE'S ONLY ONE TREE AND" Erasa yelled as she crashed into a tree.

Everyone was upside down "YOU CRASHED INTO IT DIDN'T YOU!"

"Sergeant all de drunk!" a scrawny police officer told the bulky one.

"Well looks like they get a ticket"

"Oh officer you can't give us a ticket" Angela purred.

"Why not?" he didn't look interested.

She used her index finger making circles on his uniform chest "Because…" she then whispered in his ears.

~Later

"How'd you do it?" Lime asked.

"Did you give him…you know…" Mai said.

"ME and HIM? HECK NO! I may be naughty at times but I'm not DUMBA**!" Angela grunted.

"So?"

"SO?"

"WELL! AND DON'T ANSWER 'WELL?'!"

"Well what?"

"DID YOU—HECK WITH THAT WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?"

"I told him HE'S GOT A TOLIET STUCK IN HIS POTORAL CAR!"

They all fell over.

Angela shrugged. "It worked didn't it?"

~Kami's Look out

(A/N: Thought I forgot about Chichi and the gangs or should I say Chichi and the drafted!)

Dende held onto one of the pillars for dear life.

"DAMN YOU GREEN MAD GET OF THE PILLAR!" Chichi yelled.

"Sorry miss. Chichi but a GUARDIAN'S a guardian! Piccolo would be glad to fill in for me right Piccolo?" Dende strained a smile looking at his fellow Namkian. Pleaded clearly upon Dende's face as he looked for Piccolo for help.

"Sorry kid your o your OWN!" Piccolo took flight in haste.

"GOKU CATCH THAT INSTURMENT!!" Chichi ordered.

"Chichi it's not nice to call" Goku said.

"DO IT DAMMIT!" Chichi yelled still trying pry Dende from the pillar with everyone else's help the Namkian wouldn't budge.

Goku held Piccolo who struggled to be free cursing under his breath about Saiyans and their freaking speed and their fear of the keeper of pain in the major A** Son Chichi.

{BOOSH}

Dusted cleared as Bulma coughed.

"Follow me troops" Chichi marched back to the air-jet in her commander's uniform with everyone scurrying along into their uniforms. Goku held Piccolo dragging the refusing Namkian in.

"It won't BE so BAD…rum…YOU'LL get neat outfits …and UG…won't be killed by Chichi...nigh" Goku opened his eyes "and-and-and FOOD!" his eyes lit up when he saw Mr. Popo enter the air-jet and before you could gasp they were inside.

"GOKU THE NAMEKIAN!" Chichi yelled.

Goku ran out carrying a chicken leg in his mouth and ran in with Dende still holding onto a piece of the pillar his little legs wrapped around it.

"I sense trouble…YAMCHA FULL SPEED AHEAD OR ELSE!!" Chichi yelled.

"YES CHICHI!!" Yamcha said.

And the air-jet took flight…into the day…how long until Gohan and company are caught up to? Find out on the NEXT Spring Break: DBZ Style!!!

Next time:

Goku: We're you singing?

Vegeta: NO! I'm not allowed to sing! Courts order!

Gohan: Videl gets into a coma thanks to the one and ONLY Sharpener

Sharpener: That's MMEEEE-HEY! WHY YOU LIL'

Erasa: Will she become INSANE or will it be one of US?
Angela: WAIT A SECOND I'M THE CUTE ONE!

: Silence and crickets chirping:

Angela: *THAT IS SO OLD!*

Goten: giggles: Oh you kidder! One the DBZ!! Spring Break: DBZ style! Don't miss it!

Angela: I AM THE CUTE ONE!

Chichi: Who wants lunch!

All: I DO!

Angela: I AM THE CUTE ONE! WAIT! DON'T GOOOOO! WAIT HEY! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE JERKS!!!

{Static}  

A/N: OH KAMI! It's a tad longer this time a page and ¼ originally!! YES BABY! Review!!! You know I wasn't too sure of this chappie! What do you think? Did you like it? Review so I can continue plz! I thought some of you thought there was gonna get some you know what in here but no it's PG-13 not until Spring Break: DBZ style 2 coming --Summer 2003!!!!

~ Videl Briefs…Waiting for your review always! Le fin:6/1/2003 a.k.a.平成15年6月1日!!!!