Singer In Disguise
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A/N: Thanks for the reviews! Here's chapter 5!
Chapter 5: Target is where the craziness is
It had been five days since the concert took hold. All those three days, Meryl spent her time crying from the fact that she had lost her whole family. Meryl did hate crying in front of people, but how could she not cry. She was really surprised that Vash, Wolfwood, and Milly were at her concert. Right now Meryl was in the plain white bedroom in her apartment crying her eyes out and she never did tell anyone about her family's death, but never the less she would tell soon and promised herself that she would not cry in front of them. She knew there were eight more days until she goes back to Tokyo, to attend her family's funeral. Meryl blamed herself for her family's death.
Meryl sat up from the sort of small rectangular white bed to glance at the clock on top of her dresser. The clock read 12:01 p.m. Today was Saturday and Meryl knew that she told Vash that she would meet them at the mall today, but she didn't feel like going. Meryl was so torn apart that she felt like she wanted to end her life about now, but fought the urge to do so.
"I really need to do something. I can't mourn for their loss the rest of my life." Meryl said and headed into the bathroom to get ready for the mall.
By the time Meryl was finished taking a shower it was already 12:45. So she changed into her boy clothes that had a long kind of loose black shirt with plain dark blue baggy jeans. She looked at herself in the mirror of her bathroom and adjusted her blonde wig so that it hid her black hair. 'I wonder what mom would think of me now.' Meryl smiled to herself and headed out of her apartment.
She closed the door behind her as she exited her apartment. Suddenly Mer...........erm I mean Kage felt a tap on her shoulder. Kage turned around a saw Milly with Wolfwood.
"Hello there, Kage." said Milly.
"Hey we didn't think you would come to the mall today." Wolfwood replied.
Kage froze and stared wide eye at Wolfwood. 'do they know that I am.....ah there I go again jumping to conclusions.' Kage thought.
"How come you didn't think I would come?"
"Well for one we barely met you." said Vash coming out of his apartment.
"Oh. So is there others coming to join us as well?" asked Kage as she gave a sigh of relief.
"Yep! They are fun people! You have already met Julian though!" shouted Milly as everyone covered their ears.
"Anyway whose car are we going to take?" questioned Wolfwood.
"We can take mine." Vash said and everyone nodded.
So with that said everyone got in the truck. Vash was in the driver's seat and Kage was sitting in the passenger seat along with Wolfwood and Milly in the back.
"So what do you guys want to listen to?" Vash asked referring to his cd player in the car.
"Hmm.....oh I know do you have Cold Play?" asked Wolfwood and Vash nodded his head and put in the cd. (I do not own Cold play!)
"Isn't this the cd where it has that song 'stupid girl' on it?" Milly asked.
"Yeah it is." Wolfwood answered.
So after fifteen minutes of driving and listening to cold play, they finally arrived at the mall. Everyone entered the mall.
"Well where should we start?" Milly asked.
"I know, how 'bout we go find our friends first." Suggested Vash as everyone nodded their heads.
They walked about the mall searching for the 'friends' Milly said they were going to meet. Finally coming to a stop, the arcade, they Wolfwood took a glance inside and said he spotted them in their.
"HEY YOU ARE SUCH A CHEATER JULIAN, JUST 'CAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO KICK YOUR ASS DOESN'T MEAN YOU NEED TO PUSH MY HAND AWAY FROM THE BUTTONS!" yelled a girl who looked around Meryl's age. (My dad did that to me and I got sort of mad and threw my plastic cup at him, but he kept on laughing .)
She had dark brown hair that reached to her shoulders and had blue eyes. Apparently the girl was arguing with that boy Julian she had met at lunch over a street fighter game.
"Hey come on Ilene I swear it was an accident." Julian said rubbing the back of his head smiling nervously at the girl, now known as Ilene.
As they approached Ilene suddenly kicked the boy Julian in the shins. Satisfied, Ilene smirked as Julian fell to the floor with a 'thump'.
"Hi Ilene! I'm so glad to see you feeling better!" shouted Milly as she rushed to Ilene hugging her.
"N....ice......to....s-ee...y-you to." replied Ilene between gasps.
Milly noticed that she hugged Ilene to tight that she could barely breathe and apologized to her as she let go. 'I wouldn't mind if Milly did that to me' thought Wolfwood as he glanced over at Ilene who was inhaling deeply. After Kage was introduced to Ilene, Ilene started to give Kage a seductive smile all the time.
'Umm.....OH MY GOD THAT IS JUST WRONG!!!!! I AM STRAIT OK I AM FUCKING STRAIT!!!!PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM HER!!!!' thought Kage as she tried to scurry away from Ilene who was following her every move. Finally finishing their trip to the mall they decided to go to Target (I don't really like target, oh and I do not own target). While in Target Milly parted with Wolfwood, Vash and Julian, which left Kage with the crazed girl named Ilene.
Kage groaned. She wanted to stay away from Ilene.
"So Kage, are you single?" asked Ilene.
Kage's eyes went huge, like this O.O, as she stared at Ilene. 'Ok that is just wrong how come she is asking me that kind of question' thought Kage as nervous beads of sweat started to drop from her forehead.
"Kage?'
"Um......I uh.....am s-single." Kage answered.
"Wonderful! Now that you are sing...." said Ilene excitedly as she was cut off by Kage.
"Um.....gee will you look at the time got to go, sorry!" shouted Kage as she ran down the aisle that they were currently in leaving behind a dumbfounded Ilene. 'now to find Vash and the others' was what Kage said as she ran down every aisle looking frantically for Vash and the others.
~~~~~~~~~*Milly and Wolfwood*~~~~~~~~~~
"Hey Mr. Wolfwood do you think this would look alright on me?" asked Milly holding up a silver chained necklace that had little sapphire's on it.
"Anything would look good on you." replied Wolfwood.
When Wolfwood and Milly split up with the others, Milly dragged them into the jewelry store.
"Thank you. Let me just pay for this and we'll search for the others." She said.
"No Milly I insist let me pay for you." Wolfwood said taking the necklace out of her hand and walking up to the worker.
"No you don't have to Mr. Wolfwood, I have money." She said snatching the necklace out of his hand.
"No, no I insist you let me."
"No that's...." Wolfwood cut off Milly by snatching the necklace out of her hand and bringing it up to the counter.
"Sir I would like to buy this." said Wolfwood talking to the long blonde guy at the counter.
Just as the blonde guy was about to ring it up Milly came up and said that she was going to pay for it and then Wolfwood argued with her. With a deep sigh from the blonde guy as he watched his two only customers fight over who would pay for the necklace, he past out on the job leaving Wolfwood and Milly to argue.
~~~~~~~~~~~Vash & Julian~~~~~~~~~~**
"I NEED SOMETHING FUN TO DO!" shouted Julian as he raced over to the exercise machines and hopped on the bike looking one and peddled on it.
Vash looked at Julian for a while then decided to go look for the aisle with the toys in it. He smirked as he spotted it.
Julian was still riding on the bike exercise machine when all of a sudden a white ball came flying at his face. He fell off the machine and glared at the person who threw that at him and saw Vash whistling innocently trying to hide his smile which he failed miserably.
"What?" asked Vash.
"You threw that at me. NOW YOU MUST PAY!!!" yelled Julian as he threw the ball at Vash.
Vash saw this and ducked just in time to miss the ball. As the ball missed him he stood up and smirked at Julian.
"AHH! MY WIG IS GONE!!" said a voice from behind Vash.
He turned around and saw that the ball that Julian threw hit the store clerk who owned the exercise machines on the floor searching for his wig. Vash had to admit this guy was HUGE!
"Who ever threw that ball is going to get it! I CAN'T FIND MY WIG!!!!WHO THREW THAT BALL!" the buff man ordered as he looked at Vash and Julian in the eye.
Vash and Julian gulped from the look the HUGE guy gave them. Both of them were about to point to one another when they saw an old guy laughing for no good reason at the ceiling from the side of them and then they grinned evilly at each other. They nodded their heads and slowly, trying to look innocent, they pointed to the old man who was laughing insanely at the ceiling.
"So he is the one, eh? PREPARE TO DIE OLD MAN!!!" shouted the store clerk who lunged forward the old man who was still laughing insanely at the ceiling.
Vash and Julian just watched as the store clerk tackled the crazy man. The store clerk kept on punching the old man in the face. Pretty soon there were people crowding around shouting for the store clerk to use one of the weights and bash his head on it.
"All this over a wig." said Vash as he watched the store clerk ripping off the old man's hair saying this will be my new wig.
"Well Vash m' boy people love to go crazy for fake hair or for that matter any hair they see." replied Julian.
"Now for hitting me earlier, I suggest you run for I WILL MAKE YOU ...you do whatever it is I umm.....want you to do?" Julian questioned himself.
Vash sweat dropped. 'Julian is so stupid at times, but hey it gives me time to run!' with that last thought Vash ran away from Julian.
"Hmm well I can't really think of anything to do with him right now, BUT ONCE I CATCH HIM I WILL KNOW FOR SURE! I hope." Julian finally turned around to see Vash gone and cursed himself for being so stupid and ran away from the mob that was still watching the old man getting beaten up.
After 20 minutes of trying to run away and hide from Julian, he decided to hide in the aisle with all the fishing rods.
"* sighs * I am so glad I lost hIM!!" Vash shrieked as he felt a plastic fish bait thingy hit his face and looked behind him to find Julian. Vash then turned back the other way and was about to run when Julian caught him on the collar of his shirt with the fishing rod.
"Did you think I would let you go that easily? I will roast you over a fire my little fishy. Now time to pay!" said Julian laughing insanely while reeling in his fishing rod that he took from one of the shelves.
"NO I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT! LET ME GO! AHHH HELP ME HE'S GOING TO RAPE ME!!! HE'S A CANIBAL I TELL YA!! COME ON DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE A HEART! DON'T JUST STARE HELP ME!!" screamed Vash as Julian finished reeling him in and then tackled Vash leaving them in a 'interesting' position.
There was a group of people huddled around Vash and Julian who stared at them, then after a while some of them left saying that they should get a room,
"Hey mommy what is that boy doing to the other boy?" asked a little boy watching Julian and Vash on the floor together.
"Hmph. Don't worry what their doing. Don't you guys have any respect, for crying out loud children are present!" screamed the mother as she rushed by.
"Man they sure can't wait." said a couple who stared at Julian who looked like he was trying to rip Vash's clothes off.
"AHH SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!"
"No one is here to save you my fish. NOW TIME TO DIE BY FIRE!!!!" said Julian who reached into his back pocket and took out a lighter then lit it and threw it on Vash's shirt which caught on fire. Now since Julian can be very stupid at times forgot to get off of Vash who was burning. Julian just kept laughing insanely that he didn't notice his shirt had caught on fire.
"Hey Vash, * sniff * what's that smell?" Julian asked incredulously while sniffing the air.
"YOU IDIOT GET OFF ME!!! WE'RE ON FIRE!! GET OFF!!!" screamed Vash as he finally succeeded in pushing Julian off of him who laid on the floor looking confused for a while.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!" screamed Julian abruptly getting off the floor and running around the whole store crashing into people who got in his way catching them on fire as well.
Soon Vash started to roll on the floor trying to put out the fire. ~~~~~~~~~~
Kage was still walking through various aisles looking for the rest of them. As she reached neare to a fishing aisle she heard tons of screams.
"STOP!!! DROP!!! AND ROLL!!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IT'S NOT WORKING!!! WHOEVER SAID THIS MOTTO OR WHATEVER MUST BE STUPID BECAUSE IT WON'T GO OUT!!!" screamed a voice that Kage took as Vash's voice.
As Kage walked down the aisle she saw a burning blonde spiky haired boy stopping and standing up then dropping to the floor rolling around insanely trying to put out the fire which was burning brightly on his body.
Suddenly the intercom came on.
"I'M FUCKING ON FIRE AND IT DOES NOT FEEL GOOD PEOPLES!!!!" shouted a person who sounded like none other than Julian.
"AHH!! STAY AWAY I DON'T WANT TO CATCH ON FIRE TOO!!!" screamed a man's voice on the intercom.
Then it clicked off.
"Umm....Vash? I know your in a sort of crisis right now, but goddamnit STOP!!" screamed Kage.
Vash suddenly stopped and looked at Kage and saw that Kage had run past him. Vash looked slightly confused then started to roll around insanely again.
"Ohh! Kage!" Ilene said in a singing voice as she spotted Kage down the fishing aisle.
As Ilene drew closer she saw Kage look at her with horror then shouted something and ran away.
"Kage! Come back!" Ilene shouted still trying to catch up to Kage.
As soon as Ilene reached the end of the aisle she saw a burning person rolling on the floor insanely.
"Ummm is that you Vash?" she asked.
Vash stopped and looked at her, "Yes, oh and if your looking for Kage he ran out of the store saying that he will wait for us outside!"
"Ok." Said Ilene as she ran past Vash and exited the store.
"I wonder if Ilene has a crush on him. I CAN'T WONDER NOW I'M STILL ON FIRE!!" shouted Vash who was once again rolling on the floor.
"Hmm....Hey Mr. Wolfwood do you think that was Julian on the intercom?" Milly asked.
After fighting about who was going to pay for the necklace, Milly finally gave in and let Wolfwood pay for it.
"You know it could be. Julian is a little insane." answered Wolfwood.
"If it is lets just go and wait outside for the others." said Milly.
Wolfwood nodded and followed Milly out of the store.
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As Kage successfully got away from Ilene she decided to exit the store and wait for the others, but she knew that it would take Vash and Julian a while because they were on fire.
"It's so nice to get out once in a while." said Kage.
"You said it." Ilene said just exiting the store.
"Um........yea, but what are you doing here?"
"Just following my heart." answered Ilene who smirked at her response.
'OH MY GOD!!! SHE REALLY DOES LIKE ME IN THAT WAY!!! AND CHEAP LINE THAT SHE SAID!!! I AM NOT GAY DAMNIT!!' Kage screamed in her head.
"So you never did answer me. So?"
"U-Um? Answer what?" Kage said nervously.
"Are you single?" Ilene spoke.
"Y-N-Yes, but why are you asking?" Kage asked while stuttering over her words.
"No reason, Kage darling." Ilene spoke as she saw Kage make a disgusted face.
"Hey Ilene! Hey Kage!" shouted Milly who was just exiting the store with Wolfwood following behind.
"Hey Mill." Said Ilene looking a little disappointed for the interruption she had caused.
Kage on the other hand had a very, very pleased look on her face and smiled brightly as if to say thank you.
"Wow so is Julian the one on the intercom claiming he's on fire?" asked Wolfwood.
"Yep and Vash was on fire as well." Kage said.
"I knew I shouldn't of left those two together, every time they are together they cause chaos every where." Said Wolfwood.
"Really?" Kage asked incredulously as everyone nodded their heads.
Just then the doors to the store opened as two flaming people were kicked out and they screamed in agony as the fire still burned them.
"VASH! WE! MUST! STRIP!" shouted the boy known as Julian as he stood up with Vash following suit.
"JULIAN! IF I WASN'T A BURNING PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT NOW I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS!" Vash shouted unbuttoning his red shirt while wincing in pain from the fire.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? YOU ARE THE ONE THAT CAUGHT ME ON FIRE!" shouted Julian as he wildly struggled to get his flaming shirt off.
"GEE! I DON'T KNOW MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE WHO THREW YOUR LIGHTER ON ME AND CAUGHT ME AND YOURSELF! DUMB ASS!" screamed Vash who successfully finished taking off his shirt and started to unbutton his pants.
"NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO ARGUE VASH! OH AND NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, I MAY HAVE DONE THAT BUT YOU STILL CAUGHT ME ON FIRE!" shouted Julian who wildly threw his shirt to the ground and started to quickly unbutton his flaming pants.
Mill, Wolfwood, Ilene, and Kage just stood there watching Vash and Julian strip in front of them. Kage blushed when she caught herself staring at Vash's well built chest.
After finally succeeding in stripping off their flaming clothing, Vash and Julian only wore their shoes and boxers.
"Glad that's finally over." said Vash.
"You said it. I think Target banned us from the store because they got several complaints from their customers about us well actually me setting them on fire." spoke Julian.
"Well you were running into them and screaming that your on fire. Julian tomorrow come to my apartment and I will get my reven...I mean I have to give you something." Vash said quickly.
At this Julian brightened up and said ok to Vash who was smirking evilly.
"As much as I'd like to stay here and chat, which I don't, lets just go home." said Wolfwood as the others nodded then headed to the car.
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Vashies-Girl: Whoa get some sleep girl. Here's chapter 5! Thanks for the review! ^-^
Chibi Chibi: I know I pity Meryl too. Well I can't really say much about them, so I guess your going to have to read to find out ^^. Just kidding! Umm......they are related, which means yes to your question. I would tell you a lot more, but then that would give away my surprise. Ok I have said to much, now to keep my mouth shut *is silenced by duck tape on mouth*
Sakura-chan: Thanks for the review and no Vash won't find out her secret until the later chapters.
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Zack: I'm glad you love my story! ^___^ Sorry for the late update though, it's not my fault I swear it (school......grr).
Anon: I know what you mean. I just skim through stories sometimes. Meryl isn't traumatized, but she still won't get over there death for a while.
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A/N: Well that chapter seemed a bit point less, huh? Oh well as long as it is an update. I'll try to update faster for my lovely fans! I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. Sorry if it was short, but I really had a lot of stuff to do. Well got to go work on my homework (grr dumb school) I've been saying that a lot lately, huh? *Sighs* oh well. Untill then.
Justmeh
Disclaimer: Look in the first three chapters.
A/N: Thanks for the reviews! Here's chapter 5!
Chapter 5: Target is where the craziness is
It had been five days since the concert took hold. All those three days, Meryl spent her time crying from the fact that she had lost her whole family. Meryl did hate crying in front of people, but how could she not cry. She was really surprised that Vash, Wolfwood, and Milly were at her concert. Right now Meryl was in the plain white bedroom in her apartment crying her eyes out and she never did tell anyone about her family's death, but never the less she would tell soon and promised herself that she would not cry in front of them. She knew there were eight more days until she goes back to Tokyo, to attend her family's funeral. Meryl blamed herself for her family's death.
Meryl sat up from the sort of small rectangular white bed to glance at the clock on top of her dresser. The clock read 12:01 p.m. Today was Saturday and Meryl knew that she told Vash that she would meet them at the mall today, but she didn't feel like going. Meryl was so torn apart that she felt like she wanted to end her life about now, but fought the urge to do so.
"I really need to do something. I can't mourn for their loss the rest of my life." Meryl said and headed into the bathroom to get ready for the mall.
By the time Meryl was finished taking a shower it was already 12:45. So she changed into her boy clothes that had a long kind of loose black shirt with plain dark blue baggy jeans. She looked at herself in the mirror of her bathroom and adjusted her blonde wig so that it hid her black hair. 'I wonder what mom would think of me now.' Meryl smiled to herself and headed out of her apartment.
She closed the door behind her as she exited her apartment. Suddenly Mer...........erm I mean Kage felt a tap on her shoulder. Kage turned around a saw Milly with Wolfwood.
"Hello there, Kage." said Milly.
"Hey we didn't think you would come to the mall today." Wolfwood replied.
Kage froze and stared wide eye at Wolfwood. 'do they know that I am.....ah there I go again jumping to conclusions.' Kage thought.
"How come you didn't think I would come?"
"Well for one we barely met you." said Vash coming out of his apartment.
"Oh. So is there others coming to join us as well?" asked Kage as she gave a sigh of relief.
"Yep! They are fun people! You have already met Julian though!" shouted Milly as everyone covered their ears.
"Anyway whose car are we going to take?" questioned Wolfwood.
"We can take mine." Vash said and everyone nodded.
So with that said everyone got in the truck. Vash was in the driver's seat and Kage was sitting in the passenger seat along with Wolfwood and Milly in the back.
"So what do you guys want to listen to?" Vash asked referring to his cd player in the car.
"Hmm.....oh I know do you have Cold Play?" asked Wolfwood and Vash nodded his head and put in the cd. (I do not own Cold play!)
"Isn't this the cd where it has that song 'stupid girl' on it?" Milly asked.
"Yeah it is." Wolfwood answered.
So after fifteen minutes of driving and listening to cold play, they finally arrived at the mall. Everyone entered the mall.
"Well where should we start?" Milly asked.
"I know, how 'bout we go find our friends first." Suggested Vash as everyone nodded their heads.
They walked about the mall searching for the 'friends' Milly said they were going to meet. Finally coming to a stop, the arcade, they Wolfwood took a glance inside and said he spotted them in their.
"HEY YOU ARE SUCH A CHEATER JULIAN, JUST 'CAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO KICK YOUR ASS DOESN'T MEAN YOU NEED TO PUSH MY HAND AWAY FROM THE BUTTONS!" yelled a girl who looked around Meryl's age. (My dad did that to me and I got sort of mad and threw my plastic cup at him, but he kept on laughing .)
She had dark brown hair that reached to her shoulders and had blue eyes. Apparently the girl was arguing with that boy Julian she had met at lunch over a street fighter game.
"Hey come on Ilene I swear it was an accident." Julian said rubbing the back of his head smiling nervously at the girl, now known as Ilene.
As they approached Ilene suddenly kicked the boy Julian in the shins. Satisfied, Ilene smirked as Julian fell to the floor with a 'thump'.
"Hi Ilene! I'm so glad to see you feeling better!" shouted Milly as she rushed to Ilene hugging her.
"N....ice......to....s-ee...y-you to." replied Ilene between gasps.
Milly noticed that she hugged Ilene to tight that she could barely breathe and apologized to her as she let go. 'I wouldn't mind if Milly did that to me' thought Wolfwood as he glanced over at Ilene who was inhaling deeply. After Kage was introduced to Ilene, Ilene started to give Kage a seductive smile all the time.
'Umm.....OH MY GOD THAT IS JUST WRONG!!!!! I AM STRAIT OK I AM FUCKING STRAIT!!!!PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM HER!!!!' thought Kage as she tried to scurry away from Ilene who was following her every move. Finally finishing their trip to the mall they decided to go to Target (I don't really like target, oh and I do not own target). While in Target Milly parted with Wolfwood, Vash and Julian, which left Kage with the crazed girl named Ilene.
Kage groaned. She wanted to stay away from Ilene.
"So Kage, are you single?" asked Ilene.
Kage's eyes went huge, like this O.O, as she stared at Ilene. 'Ok that is just wrong how come she is asking me that kind of question' thought Kage as nervous beads of sweat started to drop from her forehead.
"Kage?'
"Um......I uh.....am s-single." Kage answered.
"Wonderful! Now that you are sing...." said Ilene excitedly as she was cut off by Kage.
"Um.....gee will you look at the time got to go, sorry!" shouted Kage as she ran down the aisle that they were currently in leaving behind a dumbfounded Ilene. 'now to find Vash and the others' was what Kage said as she ran down every aisle looking frantically for Vash and the others.
~~~~~~~~~*Milly and Wolfwood*~~~~~~~~~~
"Hey Mr. Wolfwood do you think this would look alright on me?" asked Milly holding up a silver chained necklace that had little sapphire's on it.
"Anything would look good on you." replied Wolfwood.
When Wolfwood and Milly split up with the others, Milly dragged them into the jewelry store.
"Thank you. Let me just pay for this and we'll search for the others." She said.
"No Milly I insist let me pay for you." Wolfwood said taking the necklace out of her hand and walking up to the worker.
"No you don't have to Mr. Wolfwood, I have money." She said snatching the necklace out of his hand.
"No, no I insist you let me."
"No that's...." Wolfwood cut off Milly by snatching the necklace out of her hand and bringing it up to the counter.
"Sir I would like to buy this." said Wolfwood talking to the long blonde guy at the counter.
Just as the blonde guy was about to ring it up Milly came up and said that she was going to pay for it and then Wolfwood argued with her. With a deep sigh from the blonde guy as he watched his two only customers fight over who would pay for the necklace, he past out on the job leaving Wolfwood and Milly to argue.
~~~~~~~~~~~Vash & Julian~~~~~~~~~~**
"I NEED SOMETHING FUN TO DO!" shouted Julian as he raced over to the exercise machines and hopped on the bike looking one and peddled on it.
Vash looked at Julian for a while then decided to go look for the aisle with the toys in it. He smirked as he spotted it.
Julian was still riding on the bike exercise machine when all of a sudden a white ball came flying at his face. He fell off the machine and glared at the person who threw that at him and saw Vash whistling innocently trying to hide his smile which he failed miserably.
"What?" asked Vash.
"You threw that at me. NOW YOU MUST PAY!!!" yelled Julian as he threw the ball at Vash.
Vash saw this and ducked just in time to miss the ball. As the ball missed him he stood up and smirked at Julian.
"AHH! MY WIG IS GONE!!" said a voice from behind Vash.
He turned around and saw that the ball that Julian threw hit the store clerk who owned the exercise machines on the floor searching for his wig. Vash had to admit this guy was HUGE!
"Who ever threw that ball is going to get it! I CAN'T FIND MY WIG!!!!WHO THREW THAT BALL!" the buff man ordered as he looked at Vash and Julian in the eye.
Vash and Julian gulped from the look the HUGE guy gave them. Both of them were about to point to one another when they saw an old guy laughing for no good reason at the ceiling from the side of them and then they grinned evilly at each other. They nodded their heads and slowly, trying to look innocent, they pointed to the old man who was laughing insanely at the ceiling.
"So he is the one, eh? PREPARE TO DIE OLD MAN!!!" shouted the store clerk who lunged forward the old man who was still laughing insanely at the ceiling.
Vash and Julian just watched as the store clerk tackled the crazy man. The store clerk kept on punching the old man in the face. Pretty soon there were people crowding around shouting for the store clerk to use one of the weights and bash his head on it.
"All this over a wig." said Vash as he watched the store clerk ripping off the old man's hair saying this will be my new wig.
"Well Vash m' boy people love to go crazy for fake hair or for that matter any hair they see." replied Julian.
"Now for hitting me earlier, I suggest you run for I WILL MAKE YOU ...you do whatever it is I umm.....want you to do?" Julian questioned himself.
Vash sweat dropped. 'Julian is so stupid at times, but hey it gives me time to run!' with that last thought Vash ran away from Julian.
"Hmm well I can't really think of anything to do with him right now, BUT ONCE I CATCH HIM I WILL KNOW FOR SURE! I hope." Julian finally turned around to see Vash gone and cursed himself for being so stupid and ran away from the mob that was still watching the old man getting beaten up.
After 20 minutes of trying to run away and hide from Julian, he decided to hide in the aisle with all the fishing rods.
"* sighs * I am so glad I lost hIM!!" Vash shrieked as he felt a plastic fish bait thingy hit his face and looked behind him to find Julian. Vash then turned back the other way and was about to run when Julian caught him on the collar of his shirt with the fishing rod.
"Did you think I would let you go that easily? I will roast you over a fire my little fishy. Now time to pay!" said Julian laughing insanely while reeling in his fishing rod that he took from one of the shelves.
"NO I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT! LET ME GO! AHHH HELP ME HE'S GOING TO RAPE ME!!! HE'S A CANIBAL I TELL YA!! COME ON DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE A HEART! DON'T JUST STARE HELP ME!!" screamed Vash as Julian finished reeling him in and then tackled Vash leaving them in a 'interesting' position.
There was a group of people huddled around Vash and Julian who stared at them, then after a while some of them left saying that they should get a room,
"Hey mommy what is that boy doing to the other boy?" asked a little boy watching Julian and Vash on the floor together.
"Hmph. Don't worry what their doing. Don't you guys have any respect, for crying out loud children are present!" screamed the mother as she rushed by.
"Man they sure can't wait." said a couple who stared at Julian who looked like he was trying to rip Vash's clothes off.
"AHH SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!"
"No one is here to save you my fish. NOW TIME TO DIE BY FIRE!!!!" said Julian who reached into his back pocket and took out a lighter then lit it and threw it on Vash's shirt which caught on fire. Now since Julian can be very stupid at times forgot to get off of Vash who was burning. Julian just kept laughing insanely that he didn't notice his shirt had caught on fire.
"Hey Vash, * sniff * what's that smell?" Julian asked incredulously while sniffing the air.
"YOU IDIOT GET OFF ME!!! WE'RE ON FIRE!! GET OFF!!!" screamed Vash as he finally succeeded in pushing Julian off of him who laid on the floor looking confused for a while.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!" screamed Julian abruptly getting off the floor and running around the whole store crashing into people who got in his way catching them on fire as well.
Soon Vash started to roll on the floor trying to put out the fire. ~~~~~~~~~~
Kage was still walking through various aisles looking for the rest of them. As she reached neare to a fishing aisle she heard tons of screams.
"STOP!!! DROP!!! AND ROLL!!! FOR CRYING OUT LOUD IT'S NOT WORKING!!! WHOEVER SAID THIS MOTTO OR WHATEVER MUST BE STUPID BECAUSE IT WON'T GO OUT!!!" screamed a voice that Kage took as Vash's voice.
As Kage walked down the aisle she saw a burning blonde spiky haired boy stopping and standing up then dropping to the floor rolling around insanely trying to put out the fire which was burning brightly on his body.
Suddenly the intercom came on.
"I'M FUCKING ON FIRE AND IT DOES NOT FEEL GOOD PEOPLES!!!!" shouted a person who sounded like none other than Julian.
"AHH!! STAY AWAY I DON'T WANT TO CATCH ON FIRE TOO!!!" screamed a man's voice on the intercom.
Then it clicked off.
"Umm....Vash? I know your in a sort of crisis right now, but goddamnit STOP!!" screamed Kage.
Vash suddenly stopped and looked at Kage and saw that Kage had run past him. Vash looked slightly confused then started to roll around insanely again.
"Ohh! Kage!" Ilene said in a singing voice as she spotted Kage down the fishing aisle.
As Ilene drew closer she saw Kage look at her with horror then shouted something and ran away.
"Kage! Come back!" Ilene shouted still trying to catch up to Kage.
As soon as Ilene reached the end of the aisle she saw a burning person rolling on the floor insanely.
"Ummm is that you Vash?" she asked.
Vash stopped and looked at her, "Yes, oh and if your looking for Kage he ran out of the store saying that he will wait for us outside!"
"Ok." Said Ilene as she ran past Vash and exited the store.
"I wonder if Ilene has a crush on him. I CAN'T WONDER NOW I'M STILL ON FIRE!!" shouted Vash who was once again rolling on the floor.
"Hmm....Hey Mr. Wolfwood do you think that was Julian on the intercom?" Milly asked.
After fighting about who was going to pay for the necklace, Milly finally gave in and let Wolfwood pay for it.
"You know it could be. Julian is a little insane." answered Wolfwood.
"If it is lets just go and wait outside for the others." said Milly.
Wolfwood nodded and followed Milly out of the store.
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As Kage successfully got away from Ilene she decided to exit the store and wait for the others, but she knew that it would take Vash and Julian a while because they were on fire.
"It's so nice to get out once in a while." said Kage.
"You said it." Ilene said just exiting the store.
"Um........yea, but what are you doing here?"
"Just following my heart." answered Ilene who smirked at her response.
'OH MY GOD!!! SHE REALLY DOES LIKE ME IN THAT WAY!!! AND CHEAP LINE THAT SHE SAID!!! I AM NOT GAY DAMNIT!!' Kage screamed in her head.
"So you never did answer me. So?"
"U-Um? Answer what?" Kage said nervously.
"Are you single?" Ilene spoke.
"Y-N-Yes, but why are you asking?" Kage asked while stuttering over her words.
"No reason, Kage darling." Ilene spoke as she saw Kage make a disgusted face.
"Hey Ilene! Hey Kage!" shouted Milly who was just exiting the store with Wolfwood following behind.
"Hey Mill." Said Ilene looking a little disappointed for the interruption she had caused.
Kage on the other hand had a very, very pleased look on her face and smiled brightly as if to say thank you.
"Wow so is Julian the one on the intercom claiming he's on fire?" asked Wolfwood.
"Yep and Vash was on fire as well." Kage said.
"I knew I shouldn't of left those two together, every time they are together they cause chaos every where." Said Wolfwood.
"Really?" Kage asked incredulously as everyone nodded their heads.
Just then the doors to the store opened as two flaming people were kicked out and they screamed in agony as the fire still burned them.
"VASH! WE! MUST! STRIP!" shouted the boy known as Julian as he stood up with Vash following suit.
"JULIAN! IF I WASN'T A BURNING PIECE OF SHIT RIGHT NOW I WOULD KICK YOUR ASS!" Vash shouted unbuttoning his red shirt while wincing in pain from the fire.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? YOU ARE THE ONE THAT CAUGHT ME ON FIRE!" shouted Julian as he wildly struggled to get his flaming shirt off.
"GEE! I DON'T KNOW MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE WHO THREW YOUR LIGHTER ON ME AND CAUGHT ME AND YOURSELF! DUMB ASS!" screamed Vash who successfully finished taking off his shirt and started to unbutton his pants.
"NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO ARGUE VASH! OH AND NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, I MAY HAVE DONE THAT BUT YOU STILL CAUGHT ME ON FIRE!" shouted Julian who wildly threw his shirt to the ground and started to quickly unbutton his flaming pants.
Mill, Wolfwood, Ilene, and Kage just stood there watching Vash and Julian strip in front of them. Kage blushed when she caught herself staring at Vash's well built chest.
After finally succeeding in stripping off their flaming clothing, Vash and Julian only wore their shoes and boxers.
"Glad that's finally over." said Vash.
"You said it. I think Target banned us from the store because they got several complaints from their customers about us well actually me setting them on fire." spoke Julian.
"Well you were running into them and screaming that your on fire. Julian tomorrow come to my apartment and I will get my reven...I mean I have to give you something." Vash said quickly.
At this Julian brightened up and said ok to Vash who was smirking evilly.
"As much as I'd like to stay here and chat, which I don't, lets just go home." said Wolfwood as the others nodded then headed to the car.
REVIEW RESPONSES:
Vashies-Girl: Whoa get some sleep girl. Here's chapter 5! Thanks for the review! ^-^
Chibi Chibi: I know I pity Meryl too. Well I can't really say much about them, so I guess your going to have to read to find out ^^. Just kidding! Umm......they are related, which means yes to your question. I would tell you a lot more, but then that would give away my surprise. Ok I have said to much, now to keep my mouth shut *is silenced by duck tape on mouth*
Sakura-chan: Thanks for the review and no Vash won't find out her secret until the later chapters.
Roganu-chan: Well I still think that is pretty stupid, hn people flaming you for not adding on to your one-shots! I mean they are called one-shots for a reason. Well here's an update and I hope you like it. Gomen for the late update, but I have school and well....you know school makes me so busy, grr stupid school. I hate it and hate it and did I mention hate it ^^.
Tummy Fyre: Oh please don't cry! Here's an update so dry your tears. Hey look on the bright side (er.....if there is any) at least I made my chapters longer! I obeyed your every command, *bows to you* master or at least I hope I did *scratches back of head* hehe I hope I satisfied you though.
Vash: I'm glad you love my chapter ^^. Here's chapter 5 and thanks for the review!
ChibiSakuraAvalon: I know what you mean I hate school and it is hard to get chapters up since school had started. I'm trying to update as fast as I can and I noticed that I forgot to put in humor so I'm trying to work on that as well. Arigato for the review! I hope you update your story soon as well ^^!
Zack: I'm glad you love my story! ^___^ Sorry for the late update though, it's not my fault I swear it (school......grr).
Anon: I know what you mean. I just skim through stories sometimes. Meryl isn't traumatized, but she still won't get over there death for a while.
Rachel: Glad you think my fic rocks! Thanks for the review and here's an update.
A/N: Well that chapter seemed a bit point less, huh? Oh well as long as it is an update. I'll try to update faster for my lovely fans! I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. Sorry if it was short, but I really had a lot of stuff to do. Well got to go work on my homework (grr dumb school) I've been saying that a lot lately, huh? *Sighs* oh well. Untill then.
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