Spring Break: DBZ Style

Chapter Five:

Part 2:

Saga 1:

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A/N: AUHHHHAAA!! SORRY I WAS SO BUSY WITH MY SITE AND 'DRAWN BY DESTINY'!! Anyways DONOT EXPECT ANOTHER CHAPTER UNTIL THIRD WEEK OF AUGUST THE EARLIEST B/C I'M ON V-A-C-A-T-I-ON!! Yes! Anyways I was so happy for the reviews! Also I have a high-school saga version of Spring Break: Hopefully you like it! ~Drawn By Destiny…

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"I'm hungry" Goten groaned.

Goku sighed as he handed Marron, Goten and Trunks three different boxes of cereal which included 'Frosted Flakes, Cheerios, and Lucky Charms'.

Then they peak through the boxes and then their faces became sour as they throw the boxes which bounced off Goku's face.

"Here have some Cornflakes Goten" Trunks offered.

The spoon was stuck to the bowl.

"NEVER leave a dirty dish in the sink over for FOUR days" Goku beamed.

"Dad I don't feel so good" Goten moaned.

Goku put a hand upon his forehead "Hum…hum…I see…feels like a 'Spelling Bee' to me"

"*Damn, should have said 'HUNGE-OIBA!'*" Goten thought.

"All YOU have to worry about Goten! Only ME! 'Cause it's YOU, ME, and some farm boys" Trunks boasted.

"You never know Trunks! Farm boys can surprise 'ya and 'sides I LLOOOOVVVVVEEEE corn" Goten chimed, "And I'm going with Fuchsia! She's very nice and the dance will be pretty"

Trunks nodded "I'm going with Pasha! And Marron's with Collie" 

"Goten phone its Fuchsia" Goku held the phone then noticed Gohan walking in pale with Chichi smirking.

"What's wrong with you" Goku asked.

Gohan waved it off groaning and walked to the porch of the Spa.

"Was it the water?" Goku asked.

Chichi laughed "No the monkeys and the bees Goku"

"Oh…oh…OOOOHHHH I get it………I don't get it…Chichi" Goku called.

Goten slammed the phone down his eyes looked red.

"Goten are-are you crying?" Chichi asked concern.

"NO" Goten said, "I-I'm fine…"

"Who was that?"
"Fuchsia" Goku informed, "She and Goten where going to their class dance"

"Oh yes that dear sweet girl! How is she dear?" Chichi beamed.

"She's a Benedict Arnold" Goten snapped.

"Huh? She's A GUY? A HE-SHE?" Chichi swayed back and forth.

"*She's a B*tch that's all I know*" Marron thought then blinked "*Where'd that come from…I don't feel too good! Roshi's gas problem must be getting to me*"

Women's---REFRESHING ROOM=

"That happened to me..." Videl said.

"When…?" Gohan asked.

"A day before I met YOU! Always thinking they're SO KOOL! And this and that and I'm so sexy and blah and this!! UHHAAH!" she threw the knife missing Gohan but taking some hair with it.

Gohan paled baking away slowly.

"Err...I'm gonna go and-" Gohan stuttered.

"Do what you want! All men are such bastards" she muttered.

"It happens to everyone…I know it happened to Videl…" Gohan said to Goten.

Goten didn't reply, "*what a idiot!*"

"Hey Angela have you even been put down or rejected?" Gohan asked desperately.

Angela looked at herself in the mirror beaming "NOPE!"

"Err… *She doesn't get the system?*"

"None…but if that ever happened I'd die" Angela gasped.

"Err...thanks Angela…" Gohan muttered.

"…'k!" she chimed.

"I loath when people tell me this is that and this is blah! BULL! People who never got dump don't know crap!" Goten grumbled.

Sharpener looked at her dumbly "But being dumped is my job and 'sides if there was a hall of fame I'd be in the FIRST ballot"

"Well that's true Blondie buddy!" Goten said.

"You know if you where a woman I'd be VERY turned on"
 Roshi purred drooling at the doorframe.

"HOW THE HECK DID THAT PERV GET OUT OF THAT CAGE?!" Bulma yelled with Chichi who was swinging her frying pan wildly in the air down the hall with Bulma.

"Err… Ooh-HOO! I LLLOOVVEE Chases! Here's my number! I prefer Love blonde though!" he made a kissy- noised and vamooses.

"I-I am VERY disturbed" Goten blinked.

Sharpener blushed dressed as a woman with a bad curly hair –do batting his eyes, "Oh but TIS I who TIS' BEAU-Ti-FULL NO?" she—err he asked in a high pitched voiced.

"*I think NOW I get why he gets dumped every two minutes*" Goten thought with pity and slight sympathy he then shook his head sucking his thumb so kawaii he thought, "*Man I need a life! Life is a …err If momma ever heard that thought she'd wash my mouth out with pee like in that dream! Momma said she used 'something' to get me off breast-feeding!! THE HORRIFIED MEMORIES! Hi my name's Goten and I'm a troubled child! I don't want to go to re-hap but I think that pillowed wall and straight jacket's cool though!*"

"Wait...wait" Sharpener slammed the table but the fly flew away, "Damn it Goten! You made me miss!!"

"Who?" Goten blinked.

"You breathed in a quiet and annoying way!" he yelled.

Goten glared at him, "Oh yeah, it's a habit of mine"

"You should invent the freebee" Goku said popping in.

"Dad that's ALREADY invented" Goten sighed.

"Then how come I never heard of it?" Goku said his eyes half-way.

"*The jack-ass lives again*" Goten thought.

"HEY! I'm NOT a jack-ass!" Goku pouted, "Naïve ok… but I'm NOT!"

"Ho-how'd you" Sharpener stuttered.

"It must have been a: sighs romantically: a share dream" Goku batted his eyes.

Sharpener fell over on top of Vegeta who was about to go SSJ.

"S-sorry mister Vegetables" and Sharpener was gone!

"I LOVE blankets with LOTS of little LAMBIES! Baha-baha!" Goku said.

"Don't count your chickens!!" Vegeta muttered.

"Why wouldn't I count my chicken?" Goku blinked holding his bowl of fired chickens, "Now run around like some sick goat!"

"What's NEXT Kakorat? Quilt yawning?"

THAT NIGHT AT Heike Hotel =

"GOKU?! Don't let me use this!!" Sharpener said holding up a paper, "HEY! Where you going with my food! : Cries: they spoil! Come BACK here and close this door! I'm freezing! GO-KU!!!"

GOHAN'S ROOM=

"Who turned off the sun?" Gohan yawned.

"Goku took my stuff! Eating! Simple sleepwalking! UUHHIIAA!" Sharpener yelled in Gohan's ears, "He's gonna take all our food! Leaving us starving! My hair shampoo! I'll be ruffle and powdery!"

": eyes half way: Your scare me like that" Gohan yawned.

"YHHAA! Tell me I was dreaming! Your dad scarf down the WHOLE refrigerator!" Erasa yelled screeching into the room.

(Everyone was now awoke whether they liked it or not following Goku who looked like Majin Buu's brother (No offense)

THIRD HOTEL'S KITCHEN=

"This is rich! Have a seat to the BEST seat on EARTH and show!"

"Are you gonna share those?" Goten asked as Trunks sighed heavily handing him a cracker from his secret safe.

"Crackers and cheese! Crackers and cheese! Crackers and cheese! Crackers and cheese! Crackers and cheese!" Goten chimed aloud.

"I can't figure out where he put all those at?" Chichi blinked, "Even for a Saiyan he eats MORE than ALL of them together!"

"Do you think he swallowed himself?

"I don't wanna miss him with heartburn!"

"Eating my food ok! But littering he's gone TOO FAR!!" Angela yelled.

"*She MUST be a riot at parties*" everyone thought.

Everyone busted out loud seeing Goku lying on the floor with sausage out of him mouth.

"So natural" Chichi giggled.

"Did you know you ate food of a 1000 diameter radius of your bed?" Bulma asked.

Goku laughed, "I EYES Captain!" giving a salute then burped.

"Remember when Goku went on a farm to clean the animals and tired to get black spots off the cow?" Oolong asked.

"Yeah and he thought they where painted on!" Krillian chuckled.

"And then he asked for eyeliners! He dressed the cow in a wedding dress make-up and all!"

"Then we the rabbits mated and had four rabbits then he asked Goten how many he was gonna clean and Goten said two!" Trunks laughed.

"I'm concerned about your father Gohan" Videl said.

"I've been concerned about Goku ever since I met him" Bulma and Chichi muttered.

"Thank you Nurse!" Goku laughed.

"Goten and Gohan for sale! ½ price brother sale!" Gohan and Goten called.

"OOOHHH! I love a Gohan teddy bear!" Angela beamed.

"HEY! We only got three more miles to go tomorrow!" Erasa chimed jumping up and down.

"Square… the object of pure…EVIL!" Goku ate the cracker, "DIE! DIE!!"

A/N: Sorry for the shortness! I'm on time with vacation soon! So I won't update 'till August 15, 2003 the earliest! 'Till then Review and tell me what you think so far! Visit our site for the mini shrine! BRB!