Spring Break DBZ Style
Chapter Six: Embarrassed? Don't call me…
A/N: Don't own DBZ! Wooooowww! It's been forever since I updated this lovely story.
Heck I need more reviews with advice for chapters. This is short. It's alive
The waitress with long ebony hair twisted in curls placed the check for Angela and Serenity's lattés.
Tori got slapped along with Sharpener for trying to look down her shirt and up her skirt.
Mai rolled her eyes joining them with her sundae "All right you love birds spring break only comes once a year"
Goku and Gohan entered the café where they intercepted in the hall.
Gohan looking for Videl and Goku looking for breakfast but their conversation isn't really what it's really was to be.
"Oh! So 11+1 is 11 correct?" Goku asked.
"No dad its 12, remember? Did mom hit you again for stealing those cookies? How many this time?" Gohan asked.
"..Uhm… 3… 5… 12…" Goku placed up all his fingers, "This many… and my toes… and all of this… 50?"
Gohan sighed, "So you got 100 hits didn't you?"
Goku stuck out his tongue and grinned, "Yep"
"Dad your slow"
Goku shook his head laughing, "Nuah just naïve"
Gohan nodded "Yeah naive dad… not slow… naïve"
"SO Gohan do tell, did you use those… you know what that you know who gave you know who to use with you know who" Goku said walking beside Gohan.
Gohan blinked, "uh…. I think no if…"
"The 'protection'!"
Gohan turned bright scarlet, "D-Dad?"
"Yes?" Goku blinked.
"There's a chicken leg flying over you"
Goku laughed, "Gohan even I'm not THAT naive"
"Your right… it's just a wall"
"Where? Where?" Goku looked around quite exited to not see Gohan sneaking away.
"I love porno" Sharpener grabbed several magazines from his suitcase, "Until we get to the beach [arties"
"Yep! Babes, babes and more babes" Trunks chimed.
Sharpener laughed "What are you talking about little man? I mean dude, you cannot get babes like me! I mean little man it's a big man's job not a little man's--"
Trunks closed his eyes and clenched his fits in frustration "*IF this bozo calls ME a 'little man' one more time---*"
"…So you see little man--"
{POOOM}
Bulma looked out from her notebook to see the hallways covered in dust and spreading dust.
Vegeta chuckled but gave is glaring wife a look that spoke 'what? It wasn't me'.
She slapped her forehead growling, "*don't tell me…..* Trunks!!!"
Trunks walked in whistled and his hands tucked in his pockets, "Nothing here"
Goku who walked in blinked then took a step back looking in the hallway.
He grabbed Bulma's pen and cleared his throat, "uh, clean up in aisle 4"
Goku why are you always acting like your crazy?" Chichi sighed.
"I can answer that without thinking" Vegeta scoffed.
"You don't think" the two women snapped.
"I'll ignore that… one reason he's an ass…. And two he's Kakorat"
Bulma rolled her eyes, "How original"
"HOW DARE YOU talk ABOUT MY husband that way" Chichi clapped her hands with glowing sparkles her jumbo 5000 frying pan appeared.
"Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh! Shiny stuff" Goku chimed his ebony eyes glittered with anxiousness.
"Hey! Phone call!" Erasa poked her head in with her blonde hair filled with dust, "I already called the ambulance" she handed the cell phone to Chichi.
Bulma looked up again from her notebook "But Sharpener should be ok in an hour or two"
Erasa scoffed, "As if! Besides, I call them for my hair! It's a FASHION emergency! UH!"
Chichi sighed heavily taking the cell phone, "Yes… yes I have that… yes, yes, YES!!! Ok, ok… BYE" she slammed the phone down, "That was Hercule, he's having a nervous break down! As if I ever had one right?"
Silence….
"HOW DARE YOU!" she growled in anger.
Gohan walked in with the unconscious Sharpener over his shoulder then dropped him carefully on the blue divan. Goku shrugged and laughed, "Oh Chichi it's not like your crazy and Gohan's not gonna get Videl pregnant"
Gohan fell over and Chichi's face went completely pale.
"UUHH! I'm gonna be an old and gray!! UHHH! I don't even like gray! I'll look like BABA!! I'll die without my son having no offspring's! Goten won't be an uncle [sniffs] Gohan will die a virgin and Videl will marry some ass!!! I'll be LLLOOOONNNN—LLLLEEEEYYY!" she then sobbed dropping to her knees wiping her eyes.
Gohan blushed completely embarrassed "*Mom you're so embarrassing now*"
"So what am I chop liver?" Goku asked then he and Goten made a sour face.
"Eww! I don't like liver" the two said in unison.
Author's Pleads/Notes
A/N: This isn't the best I've done and I know that… but I feel that I've neglected this story quite a bit and I want to revive it to all. So please review with SOME advice for future chapters I don't want to get to the beach so quick 'k?! I know most of the cast wasn't in it and I know that's stinks but hey I'm on writer's block for this story. So now then readers please me some advice AND reviews!