Rolie Polie Harry

By Charles Xavier

(Parody of the 'Rolie Polie' theme)

Far away,

In the wonderful Hogwarts school.

There lived a nerdy looking boy,

Who practiced the arts of magic…

His name is Harry Potter.

He's daft and thick and round!

And in the school of twirls and curls,

He's the dumbest kid around!

Howdy!

HOWDY!

Hooray!

HOORAY!

And in the school of twirls and curls,

He's the dumbest kid around!

His name is Harry Potter.

He's daft and thick and round!

And in the school of twirls and curls,

He's the dumbest kid around!

Howdy!

HOWDY!

Hooray!

HOORAY!

And in the school of twirls and curls,

He's the dumbest kid around!

And in the school of twirls and curls,

He's the dumbest kid,

The dumbest kid,

The dumbest kid around!